Birthday Games! The Saga · 5:02pm Nov 9th, 2013
I got curious about these birthday games people always talk about and decided to do something silly with them. I made an outline of a story with the results as the basis. Let me know what you think!
Genres: [Random] [Comedy]
Characters [OC] [Sweetie Belle] [Cadence] [Spitfire] [Apple Bloom]
1) I'm marooned on an island with Scootaloo.
- Forested island filled with savage beasts
- Fight to survive
- Decide to get off this rock
- Gather materials while surviving
- Build raft to return home
2) Princess Cadence throws me a huge party for rescuing Scootaloo.
{actual result: You and Princess Cadence have a huge party}
3) I and Fluttershy bake cakes together.
- "Leave it to Cadence to force the guest of honour to bake the cake for his own
party..." - Me
4) I play video games of my choice with Apple Bloom.
- Metroid Prime 2: Echoes: Apple Bloom 3, Me 1.
- Super Smash Bros. Brawl: Me 3, Apple Bloom 0.
- Age of Empires: Me 3, Apple Bloom 2.
5) I star in a game show with Screwball.
- Screwball wins... pickle-and-grilled-cheese-sandwich to Cheerilee.
6) I race against Trixie
- We crash into Spitfire
7) Spitfire farts on me
- Everyone decides it's "Fart On Me Day".
- In a fit of revenge, I force Twilight to tell me where the Mirror Pool is
- With Bon Bon and Sweetie Belle's help, I lure Spitfire to the Mirror Pool
8) I shove Spitfire in, creating clones of the Wonderbolt
- As Spitfire's clones battle for Equestria, I'm summoned to Canterlot
- I'm given a double-punishment: first, I will be sent to Magic Kindergarten, then I will be banished to the moon
8) I'm banished to magic kindergarten with Bon Bon
- She gets let off easy, being an Earth pony and a stellar study
- I stay for a while
- Sweetie Belle is in my class, though, and not very impressed
- Princess Cadence sneaks us out of the castle and gets us to the Crystal Empire
- She decides to make us earn our freedom by taking over the world
9) I take over the world with Princess Cadence.
- Our methods are convoluted and involve a lot of cake, cheese and chocolate
- We get chased by Celestia's royal guard
- Cadence ditches Sweetie Belle and me
-- "They'll never take me alive!!" - Cadence, followed by cruel laughter
10) We get handcuffed to Apple Bloom.
- Again brought before the courts of Celestia and Luna, we are sentenced.
11) I'm banished to the moon with Sweetie Belle.
- Cadence is there
lol XD
Eh, could be worse.
Wait, why is an Earth pony taking magic classes?
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Because she was involved in Spitfire's cloning.
That's all.
This sounds like a fantastic idea. You should get on it.
Now that I think about it... everyone should do this. You could make a group and everything!
If you'll excuse me, I need to go search for some birthday games.
Also, your birthday wouldn't happen to be September 23, would it?
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I totally should turn this into a thing!
I ain't tellin'