Site Post » WNBC: We're NOT Banning Clopfics · 3:11am Nov 4th, 2013
So chill people.
There, it's official. Take a deep breath, let it out slowly, and do whatever you do when reading them. Really.
Here's your official decree. This should be enough to calm down all you conspiracy-theorists.
Calm.
Down.
Horray :D
Lets burn the site down like 1870s era Chicago.
So close . . .
Chill, Scooby Dudes. We're going down with the ship before we let that happen.
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what?
Wouldn't people rather complain though?
WNBC?
I love you, WandererD. Now, good luck getting the lyrics people to shut up for once.
K
Personally, I just think people just want to see if the mods are listening.
1480061
Yes. Shall we begin?
But what if I want to run around and panic! It's fun! You get to act completely irrational and flail your arms in the air! Weeeee!
Sex!
1480061
Whine whine, nag nag, lyrics, blogs, wahhh.
Someone's gonna do it. Just give it time.
1480057
You guys have failsafes for that, right?
1480060
Yes.
Okay then.
1480063 They'll keep singing their little song of butthurt.
Why would people think they were getting rid of Clopfics? I know people can be crazy but not that crazy.
1480074 I'm still confused
And so the featured box was attainable much more easily with crackship clop forever more.
And there was much rejoicing.
1480063
The unending battle, my friend.
1480080
Don't preach to the converted.
1480061 It's more fun that way!
1480069 420 blaez it
1480076
But isn't that against the rules?
oh thank faust! i gotta admit, i was kinda worried there for a minute.
1480085
Ban the
usersclop? Good one!1480087 Not if it's original content ;D
"And do whatever you do when reading them"................if you know what i mean.
1480070 Always makes me laugh to see people whine about things that don't matter and should be obvious.
1480091
Is it still original if it is copied a million times, or is that just plagiarism?
Didn't even know that was an issue. All well, back to reading.
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1480090
The site would see a decrease of stories by... a shit load.
1480096 no :p I was just being a smartarse given how many people are at such a loss as to what to do about not being able to use existing lyrics in their fics
and i'm like
'you could... write some new ones...'
physician, heal thyself
I feel like I've missed something here. Why did people think they were going to be banned in the first place?
1480102 because nsfw images/links were banned, mostly
Why, why do people have to make porn of something I cherish?
Oh come on!
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You mean I printed 500 copies of this to pass out for nothing?
1480101
I was just continuing the joke. XD Don't worry, we are on the same page.
1480076
And I'm sure a few masochists (1480090) will continue to try talking sense into the morons.
I'm personally disappointed that D didn't keep this in the blog:
We're not banning clopfics. We're just banning everyone.
1480106 YAY
(excuse my sleepy.)
1480103
...K.
Wait, that stupid rumor was STILL circulating?
I mean, I know almost 90% of the users on this site are complete idiots, but good grief.
w8???, were did this come from?, this completly blindsided me was there some sort of ban clop movement?
To get rid of clopfics from Fimfic is the same thing as cutting off someone's dick.
Ya can't live without it. You wouldn't want to live without it.
1480108
Shall we migrate to Fanfiction.net?
1480108 lol
That'd be scary....
Not to mention we'd probably actually believe that...
If knighty didn't want to keep the website...
I'm probably making no sense what so ever
1480067 I thought that was Donut's job.
And where am I anyhow?