• Member Since 11th Sep, 2012
  • offline last seen Nov 2nd, 2016

Steventheman


It's been a while.

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  • 484 weeks
    My latest fic

    I was hoping I'd push 100 downvotes in the first three days.

    This is my failure really.

    I must try harder to disgust a greater section of the population.

    1 comments · 464 views
  • 485 weeks
    IT BEGINS AGAIN

    After a year, I return once more. I have submitted a fic.

    I think the more psychotic among you will enjoy it.

    ...Wait I just remembered that I'm a literal nobody.

    0 comments · 403 views
  • 531 weeks
    New Riff - if twilight didn't turn human (With Atlas Nebula and Reaps)

    So, what would've happened if Twilight Sparkle did not turn into a human during Equestria Girls? What if she had to traverse high school life as a pony?

    Wait, she doesn't go to school in this?

    Wait, this fic has nothing to do with Equestria Girls whatsoever?

    Riff is here

    0 comments · 417 views
  • 532 weeks
    Skype - Today I learned...

    [2:33:31 AM] Sigma.EXE: Today I learned that shipping is wrong.
    [2:34:05 AM | Edited 2:34:24 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I learned that, if you have no morals, fuck a 12 year old after you drug her.
    [2:35:04 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Today I learned that a lot of people have problems.
    [2:35:23 AM] Atlas Nebula: Today I leanred that white people have problems too.

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    1 comments · 637 views
  • 533 weeks
    New Story - The Hunter

    When a portal storm, a cataclysmic cosmic event, the likes of which have never been recorded in any history, strikes the Eastern Seaboard of Equestria along with several other locations, many beings that do not belong end up inside Equestrian territory.

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    0 comments · 468 views
Sep
4th
2013

Skype Shenanigans. · 2:50am Sep 4th, 2013

[3:38:03 AM] Steventheman: Now Sigma is a fairy, I'm the God-Emperor of Mankind and Rarity is rebelling against me!
[3:38:11 AM] Sigma.EXE: I'm no fairy!
[3:38:17 AM] Sigma.EXE: I'm a demon!
[3:38:21 AM] Steventheman: You're an adorable fairy, Sigma.
[3:38:26 AM | Edited 3:38:32 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): (There's a difference?)
[3:38:28 AM] Sigma.EXE: So, I guess Navi's species of fairy, technically.
[3:38:29 AM] Steventheman: ADORABLE.
[3:38:33 AM] Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive#: [And you are revolting Steven.]
[3:38:36 AM] SC276 the Azelf: I'm an Azelf, and I'm siding with the nice pony.
[3:38:36 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey! Hey!
[3:38:41 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:38:45 AM] Sigma.EXE: Listen!
[3:38:53 AM] Steventheman: [3:38 AM] Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive#:

<<< [And you are revolting Steven.]Heard it. Filed it. Don't care.
[3:38:56 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:01 AM] Sigma.EXE: Listen! Listen! Hey!
[3:39:07 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): I wanna take the fairy up to the could and pee off the side! Hee hee!
[3:39:10 AM] Steventheman: SIGMA YOU'RE NOT BEING ADORABLE.
[3:39:13 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:15 AM] Sigma.EXE: Listen!
[3:39:17 AM] Steventheman: BE ADORABLE.
[3:39:18 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:19 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:21 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:22 AM] Sigma.EXE: Listen!
[3:39:22 AM] Steventheman: HERESY.
[3:39:26 AM] Sigma.EXE: Listen!
[3:39:27 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:47 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:49 AM] Sigma.EXE: Hey!
[3:39:51 AM] Sigma.EXE: LISTEN!


Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive# [actually listens to Sigma.]
[3:40:55 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): (He's hugging me. Help.)
[3:40:55 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): ...
[3:41:05 AM] Sigma.EXE: Watch out for falling rocks!
[3:41:07 AM] Steventheman: Sigma, start being adorable at once, like a proper fairy.
[3:41:09 AM] Sigma.EXE: HEY!
[3:41:10 AM] Christopher Powell (DarthRevanFTW): HOW IS HE DOING THAT THROUGH THE TAPE
[3:41:11 AM] Sigma.EXE: HEY!
[3:41:12 AM] Sigma.EXE: HEY!


[3:41:41 AM] Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive#: [It's better to be a unicorn than be a fairy.]
[3:41:46 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): Marshmallow, why do you have five legs?
[3:41:52 AM] Steventheman: You speak heresy, Rarity.


[3:42:18 AM] Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive#: [I speak the truth Steven.]
[3:42:43 AM] Steventheman: You speak heresy against the glorious fairies and their God-Emperor.


[3:43:20 AM] Steventheman: Call all the police!
[3:43:22 AM] Sigma.EXE: LISTEN!
[3:43:24 AM] Sigma.EXE: HEY!
[3:43:26 AM] Sigma.EXE: LISTEN!
[3:43:30 AM] Sigma.EXE: LISTEN!
[3:43:34 AM] Steventheman: SIGMA YOUR FAIRINESS ISN'T HELPING.


Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive# [magics Sigma into a human.]
[3:44:49 AM] Steventheman: Rarity, why do that.


[3:45:45 AM] Steventheman, God-Emperor of Mankind: I am annoyed now.


Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive# [Magics Elec into a woman.]
[3:46:26 AM] Strongbrush (Spike): It looks so fluffy.
[3:46:27 AM] Steventheman, God-Emperor of Mankind: Rarity, stop being a heretic! Stop it!
[3:46:32 AM] Sigma.EXE: IT
[3:46:33 AM] Sigma.EXE: IS
[3:46:36 AM] Sigma.EXE: AWWWWFUUUUUUUUUL!


[3:47:16 AM] Draklox [Rarity] #Elusive#: [You asked for it Elec.]
[3:47:24 AM] Sigma.EXE: I AM A MAN!
[3:47:27 AM] Steventheman, God-Emperor of Mankind: Well, this is going on a blog post.


Welcome to the Imperium of Mindfuck.

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Comments ( 2 )

Yay, one of my lines got in! :twilightsmile:

For the Emprah!
Death to the xenos scum and heretic filth!

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