Came across something in the Human In Equestria group · 12:50pm Sep 3rd, 2013
Some guy said he was tired of being a human and he wanted to become a draconiquus or a unicorn.
Being the ever so friendly and kind person I am, I gave him some advice.
"If I were fed up with being human, I'd try and make my life more exciting and do something different instead of living in a fucking fantasy world, pretending to be a pony. You're a human, so am I, so are all of us, that's not gonna change. So shut the fuck up and accept that. Equestria doesn't exist, it's a fucking cartoon. You're not going to wake up tomorrow as a fucking draconiquus or anything. When I was 5, I grew out of the "I wanna be an (random animal/character)" phase. You're 18 and you want to be a demi-god in a land filled with talking horses and zebras and shit. I can't tell if I should respect you for holding onto your childhood for so long or bad for you because you'll be leaving high school/already out of high school and you want to be in a kids cartoon. Yeah, the latter.
I don't care if you think I was rude, someone had to say it."
Was I a bit too harsh?
Yes.
IMO, no.
You were blunt and told the truth. Although the more colorful words make it a bit less kind than it would sound.
yes
Fuck humans, acquire pony cyborgs
Tis funny