Apparently the Royal Couple are in straya · 10:25am Apr 16th, 2014
They'll have to spend the next few days giving the same shitty speech they give in every other country, only changing a few words and locations and changing their baby's nappy every day when all they want to do is find a decent hotel to fuck each other's brains out in while all the tabloids discuss what condoms they'd use.
Hooray.