Phone Rings According to Ponies · 3:19pm Aug 24th, 2013
The AppleJack: Oh, you're getting a call? Lets vibrate so hard we fall off of whatever surface we're sitting on.
The Fluttershy: You have a call? Oh my... I'm just gonna be inexplicably quiet, even though the ringer is at full volume. Um, if that's okay with you.
The Pinkie Pie: You thought you turned off that alarm? NO YOU DIDN'T! Not for the last FIVE times you tried!
The Rainbow Dash: (I.E. The Sonic Rainboom) Oh, you're in a crowded, quiet theatre? Let me just SHOW THEM MY AWESOME RINGTONE AT FULL VOLUME!
The Rarity: I'm going to ring just like a *proper* phone should. Unlike all these hooligans. Unfortunately, I decided to dive to find all the valuables in the bottom of your purse... good luck finding me!
The Twilight Sparkle: Dude, your spelling is horrible, let me autocorrect that for you.
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If there isn't a friendship problem, I'll CREATE a friendship problem! *Auto-corrects 'photo' to 'phallus'*
*BONUS*
The Trollelestia: Oh, your phone just vibrated in your pocket. NO IT DIDN'T!
The Luna: You need your phone? To bad you SENT IT TO THE MOON (left it at home)
The Cadence: Throw me! Don't worry, I can take it! I LOVE YOU SIDEWALK <3
The Twilycorn: (Apple fans) THIS NEW iPHONE COMING OUT IS STUPID. Well... maybe it won't be so bad. Hey this doesn't seem so bad after all. I love you apple. <3
(Just so people know, I'm not an Apple fan. But I've seen so many friends go through the last one I'm amazed our fandoms aren't somehow connected)
