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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 449 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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  • 461 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 369 views
  • 526 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 452 views
  • 534 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 442 views
  • 541 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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Aug
17th
2013

Betareaders Only · 7:30pm Aug 17th, 2013

Okay.
I'm thinking of putting a one week time limit on betareading chapters.
I know it's not exactly fair to you guys, considering you're finding errors I never would have thought of, but as it stands, I've sat on the first actual chapter for two weeks, and I'd really like to get it out soon.
I think I sound like an asshole putting it like that (and for the following line), because it puts an arbitrary time limit and sorta forces you to do it fast or not do it at all, but that's the thing; betareading isn't an obligation. You guys're volunteering to do it, and if you're busy, you can just step down for a little bit or read chapters whenever you get the chance. So long as they come out better than they went in as, I'm happy.
Apologies, but honestly, I don't want the story to stall.

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Comments ( 5 )

Oh, were we supposed to give a go-ahead on the chapter?
:twilightsheepish:

Um ok.....well....go ahead and post it?

1291515: Usually I wait until all four betareaders have had a chance to harpoon the chapter and drag it onto the beach, where it can die.
It'll go to Heaven, which, in this case, is the story.
Generally, though, I know spu is busy in meatspace, and Prothean... god, man, where did you even go?

1291964

Hmmm, I do recall only me and Natzo (Natza? I dunno) checking on the chapter....

Mayhaps you should have some spare pre-readers to fall back on for situations like this, or enough pre-readers to make you comfortable regardless if some are not available.

1291974: Like I said. So long as it comes out better than it went in, or, alternatively, at least one person checks over it and gives me the go-ahead, I can post the chapter in peace.
I just wanna give everyone a shot at it.

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