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Kendandra


Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.

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  • 571 weeks
    The Warden Cerberus Takes Roll

    I'm sure you all have realized by now I haven't updated Static World in over two months. So first off, I apologize for that. I most certainly am still working on it. I just got a new job and things have been hectic. I am also currently in the process of moving, but I expect things to settle down soon.

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  • 586 weeks
    I don't always recommend stories, but when I do....

    So, if you haven't already, go read Liberate the Sun by Seether00. You probably already have, haven't you? You all have excellent taste in stories. You read Static World after all.

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  • 589 weeks
    Sneak Preview!

    Hey guys!

    So those of you who follow my blog posts, all three of you, know that I have had some technical issues. Well those are getting closed to being resolved.

    But it's been a while since I've posted anything Static Worldly. So here's a sneak preview of the next chapter:


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  • 590 weeks
    And the Compy peed on the floor....

    Hello Readers!

    First off, quick disclaimer: please excuse any typos as I am currently posting this from my phone.

    Which leads to a very important question: Why am I using my phone to post?

    Because my computer decided that it no longer likes power that comes out of an outlet. Yes, it absolutely refuses to power on anymore.

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  • 599 weeks
    Long Chapter is Long

    Hello! It's me again.

    It's that time again. You know when I tell you I'm not updating. Which you probably know. Since I'm pretty sure you guys only read this if you really like Static World. Which is great and all, but lack of updates really isn't something that's news to you. If it is, you must be new here. Welcome. I don't serve drinks, sorry.

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May
22nd
2013

The Warden Cerberus Takes Roll · 11:16pm May 22nd, 2013

I'm sure you all have realized by now I haven't updated Static World in over two months. So first off, I apologize for that. I most certainly am still working on it. I just got a new job and things have been hectic. I am also currently in the process of moving, but I expect things to settle down soon.

However! The chapter is coming along nicely and I might be posting it Soon(tm)! Until then though, enjoy this snippet from a future chapter of Static World:

Beyond the endless fields of gold
In windswept crags and ruins old.
The wise heed: "Stray thine gaze away,
For, nay, the gods are not so bold."

His prison strong; the guard stands tall,
While the beasts below growl and call.
They bear crook'd claw and open maw,
A day for when the gate will fall.

The Warden Cerberus takes roll.
His roster full of demons' souls.
Hear now the fame of all his names:
Speech that rots the bones of foals.

The Bellows Hag, her Hallowed Gust,
She waits for cage of flame to rust.
Should she ream thy ears with scream,
She'll feast upon thy brittle dust.

The Levin Testudine brings death.
His right limb tricks, claws on the left.
The lightning shell shaped like death's bell,
All that touch shall breathe last breath.

Fear now the mighty, tall Treant,
The power source Timberwolves rent!
Its stance is strong; its roots reach long.
It calls claim to the lands it lent.

The fabled Debtor, demon prince,
His grin makes betters shake and wince.
His laugh so shrill, he begs to kill.
He haunts them now from Time knows since.

Malroth the Horrid sits in wait.
His calming eyes are tempting bait.
His jaw unhinged cause meek to cringe,
These fools soon meet their final fate.

The Bone Dragon's size was unmatched.
Its blood-lust whelmed from time it hatched.
Its severed maw roams through the halls
'Tis seeking to be reattached.

Beyond the endless fields of gold
The gates of Tartarus lay cold.
We plead to thee now run and flee
From cavern deep and dungeon....

"Must you be so melodramatic, Luna?" The pink pony sighed.

"Leave her alone." Twilight said as she approached the tapestry. "Though Cadence does have a point; this place is creepy enough without you singing... was that Clover the Clever's Nocturne of Tartarus?"

Princess Luna nodded slowly. "Take heed, Twilight Sparkle, for this is a dangerous place. There are things around here that give even Discord pause."

Twilight took a determined step forward. "Well I wasn't going to brag...."

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