Sneak Preview! · 8:50pm Jan 14th, 2013

Hey guys!

So those of you who follow my blog posts, all three of you, know that I have had some technical issues. Well those are getting closed to being resolved.

But it's been a while since I've posted anything Static Worldly. So here's a sneak preview of the next chapter:

Again the world faded into a brilliant flash of light. Twilight blinked her eyes rapidly; her vision was a mess of colored spots from the brightness. She frantically clutched to the flying book, scared she would walk off the side in her blindness. She felt Discord’s claw lift her chin up. Her vision returned to Discord’s smiling mug, staring at her with the happiest expression imaginable. She felt uneasy. “Now this little number,” Discord began, “used to be Trottingham.”

“Oh for pony’s sake! What did you do to the pigs?!” She cried out as she frantically surveyed the city.

“Pigs? Why would I…? Oh! Oh! Because it’s Trottingham? That’s brilliant. Let’s file away that for future use. But seriously, no this place I’ve actually done something much worse. Something special. Take a look….”

Twilight’s lip twitched as she leaned over the edge of the floating book. She glanced around the city looking for anything unusual. After what she saw with Manehatten and Cloudsdale, she was not sure what to expect, but she certainly did not expect this. “I don’t… I don’t see anything….”

“Oh this is one of my favorites. I’ve placed the city in a special magic field. Anything within the city bounds is instantaneously increased to one million times its original size. A whole city of giants!”

“But… everything looks the same….”

“Well, like I said, everything is giant. So by relative comparison, everything looks the same. But just try to buy fruit by the pound! And don’t even get me started on what your dress size would be. Fatty.” Discord poked Twilight in the stomach; she felt a giggle burst out of her despite her dour mood. “Moving on! Andiamo!”

Discord snapped his fingers.

Also this weekend has a new episode. Apparently starring Discord. I highly doubt that will agree with Static World's version. So I've added the AU tag to this story and a brief line in the description saying, officially, on record: Season 3 is outside the scope of this story.

Later, peoples.