• Member Since 18th Jun, 2012
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Useless Machine


Some shit who occasionally writes things.

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  • 449 weeks
    I Have Been Lazy

    Gonna admit that straight-up. I haven't been working as much as I should. Not entirely because I lack motivation, though.

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    0 comments · 470 views
  • 461 weeks
    An Update

    Just throwing this up here. I've went home for summer vacation for a while, and between going out with friends (you know, the entire point of the show this website is based off of) and studying for my driver's license (which I really need to actually do more), I haven't been able to write much dumb shit.

    But I haven't abandoned you all. Not yet.

    1 comments · 369 views
  • 526 weeks
    Entering Low Power Mode

    Long story short, real life sort of got in the way, so I'm putting the stories here on hiatus while I write an actual story.
    One I can sell.
    For money.
    Sorry guys.

    4 comments · 452 views
  • 534 weeks
    This Will End Well

    Greetings, travellers!

    I haven't been doing a lot of writing lately - I'm a lazyass and XCOM: Enemy Unknown (FUCK YOU ETHEREALS) isn't helping. But! I've decided that to keep my inspiration for stories fresh, I'll start working on three at once! How can this end badly at all?

    Many ways. But here is what I will be attempting to work on;

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    2 comments · 442 views
  • 541 weeks
    Betta Fish Readers Wanted

    And like a miracle in the snow, it's Sparty, finally waking his ass up again to write things for stories!

    But some of the betareaders I used to have... not exactly looking good. They've been busy with life and I've been busy with not writing and giving them a reason to come on.

    So. Who wants to help betaread Gate Hunters Wanted? Who already has and wants to keep their jobs! Step up!

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May
20th
2013

Sparty Recommends; No Gods, Only Guns · 8:14pm May 20th, 2013

Do you have a lot of time on your hands?
Tired of waiting for the Borderlands fic to come out, or for me to make a DashxHuman thing because come on already (I'm looking at you, Edragon), or to make the sequel to HARMONIZER - whenever Hell freezes over?
Are there not enough stories on here? Are you tired of rhetorical questions? Do you want me to get to the damn point already?
Read this. No Gods, Only Guns is a Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion fic, and it does it impossibly well. I'm not going to reveal anything to you all because you deserve to be shocked.
Go read it.
Now.
I'll wait.
(Be warned; the updates aren't guaranteed, so... keep it Favorited or bookmarked?)

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Comments ( 4 )

Oh.

Shit.

I was supposed to do something for ya....

My bad, the awesomeness that is KRIEG is taking up my attention. :twilightoops:

(I'm looking at you, Edragon)

:twilightoops:Er...
:twilightsheepish:Heheh...Um...Hi.

I'm still waiting for the author to do a ME/Vanquish crossover or Renegade to update

1093638: Haven't really played Vanquish, but lord am I interested in that.
Who doesn't want to play as the bastard lovechild of Ramirez and Sonic?
1093547: :DDDDD
:DDDDD
1093465: I know. Krieg is the best. He is truly the best.

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