I Feel So Unclean... · 6:10am Jan 6th, 2013
After reading KitsuneRisu's blog post about a website that analyzes one's writing and compares it to that of famous authors, I decided to give it a whirl. So I took the opening scene from Nosflutteratu, plugged it into their little text-box-thing, and hit "analyze".
The result?
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I feel for you bro.
Well she did make millions
But remember: 2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0vuwuOe41qztsrto1_500.jpg
Hmm, I dunno, seems a little too topical.
I saw that some time ago. It seems that if you write about vampires at all it gives you that.
Wow, modern culture (besides mlp fim, gaming, rock) is ruined.
Don't feel too bad, I took it and got a message back saying "I'm sorry bro."
Don't be too upset; That site is practically made of inaccuracy. It just takes the words you used and searches for something else with the same words, and with the fact that Twilight Sparkle plays a large part in your story, it's probably her name that did it.
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I have read all the Twilight books. Mostly because I won them in my divorce. Literally my ex-wife took me to court over the divorce trying to get as much from me as possible, and I took everything, and THOSE books on top of it just to spite her. After a year or two I decided to read my trophies. That website is horribly, horribly wrong. Your story was very well written, I couldn't see any inconsistencies with your story's characters and the show. Not to mention it was very emotional. The only way you received such nonsense is most likely due to vampires and the pony Twilight Sparkle. I will say The Host by Stephenie Meyer is a very good book though, but it has nothing simmilar with your story. OBVIOUSLY its just a gag website to determine the closest simmilarites. Seeing as Twilight is about vampires, who sparkle, and Twilight Sparkle and vampires are in your story. That's it. DON'T FEEL DIRTY! BE CLEEEEEEEAAAANNNNNN