WTFIWWY-The Spybot Who Loved me · 9:02pm March 10th
Lessons we learned this week:
-If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
-Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!
-If you set your apartment on fire, they will arrest you.
-Do not try to steal a self-driving taxi, the taxi company will shut it down, call the police and you will go to jail.
-If you're pissed off at the store policy, don't punch the clerk and definitely don't intentionally crash your vehicle into the store, the police will come and they will arrest you.
-When in Hawaii, follow the traffic laws. I know they can be a pain, but they're there so you don't die.
