WTFIWWY-Hinder Surprise

Lessons on what not to d we learned this week:
-If you really like being in jail, give it a day or 2 after getting out before you crime again and make the cops work for their paycheck
-Don't print phony checks, but apparently the Porsche dealership doesn't run any sort of fraud tests
-Nothing on Netflix is worth going to jail over
-You can be going out in public and suddenly a naked rampage can happen in you vicinity
-If you have a civil dispute, maybe lawyer up first and exhaust all other legal means before you roll up with a tank
-Don't shove things up your butt that are specifically made for that