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sykko

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

sykko Joined 6th Feb, 2020 · Offline

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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  • Sunday
    Spooky eclipse prophesies

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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  • 3 weeks
    Concerning the changes in Warhammer 40,000

    In case you're a normie or know nothing about Warhammer 40,000, I'll catch you up. The Custodes, the personal bodyguards for the God-Emperor of Man, just recently released a new codex, a book that contains the rules and lore tidbits for the faction. In a single paragraph bit of fluff it tells the story of a female Custodes. I won't go all that deep into the lore and fluff of that story. I get it,

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Jan
7th
2024

WTFIWWY-That Doesn't Go There · 8:34pm January 7th

Every year Nash and Tara do the rectalspective where they go a handful of objects people got stuck in their various orifices listed on this site here.

The ultimate life lesson is, when going to the ER because you got something stuck in your orifice, tell the nurses the truth about why. If you make up some stuff, they won't believe you.

Report sykko · 39 views · #WTFIWWY #That Doesn't Go There #rectalspective #ouch! #life lessons learned
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