I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies
Life lessons we learned this week:
-If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.
This week's life lessons learned:
-Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.
Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.
Life lessons we learned this week:
-If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!
The life lessons we learned this week:
-Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.
A few lessons we have learned form today's episode:
-Just because the old drugs still work does not that give anyone an excuse to use them.
-If you make a bomb threat in an airport, you go on a forever list.
-If you think the Uber driver is going too slow, maybe ask them to speed up, don't steal their car.
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