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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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  • 1 week
    Spooky eclipse prophesies

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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Dec
17th
2023

WTFIWWY-Toasted Bunches of Car · 7:12pm Dec 17th, 2023

Hoo boy! This week's episode is full of dumb, and not normal dumb.

Some lessons we've learned this week:
-If you don't get a Pokemon card in your McDonald's Happy Meal, maybe don't throw a temper tantrum, and definitely don't throw punches.
-If you are having an argument with your significant other on a plane, definitely don't use the words "bomb threat", they will divert the flight and arrest you.
-If you start running down the airplane runway, they will arrest you.
-A USB cable is not an appropriate fitting for snow chains
-If it gets really cold where you live and you own an EV, do not use a toaster to warm up your battery, it will start just fine on its own. When lithium catches fire, it will pull oxygen out of everything around it until it decides to not be on fire anymore.
-When going to get an MRI, ensure you do not have any metal in or on you, this includes firearms.

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