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I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-Everybody Was Kung Fu Skating

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If the police are chasing you and you hide, they will find you, life is not a video game. Though points to this guy for creativity on the fly as who would think to look in a dryer? But he loses points because the dryer had an acrylic window in the door.

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  • 1 week
    WTFIWWY-More Than Meets The Eye

    This week's life lessons learned:

    -Don't steal a tractor. Definitely don't steal one with the intent to go to a college campus to kill 2 people and then go on a vehicular rampage. GTA is not a LARP. Also: Great work in reinforcing that negative stereotype.

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  • 1 week
    Spooky eclipse prophesies

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Beware of the Fuzzy Cows

    Guest co-host for this week-Linkara.

    Life lessons we learned this week:

    -If your kid keeps insisting they're hearing mobsters in their closet, carefully investigate it, there might be bees. Also, dear sweet evil Jesus! That's a lot of bees!

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Saint Francis of Atari(AI Priest)

    The life lessons we learned this week:

    -Cicadas are loud. This year is a rarity, multiple cicada broods have emerged, something that hasn't happened since 1803. The police are powerless to stop horny insects.

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Nov
6th
2023

WTFIWWY-Fighting Fired With Fire · 3:43am Nov 6th, 2023

This past week's What The Fuck Is Wrong With You featured news stories that ranged from well that was dumb-to eww gross-to pure what the fuckery-to maybe you shouldn't consume that.

Some of the lessons I hope you all learn from watching this are:
-Leave your ex the fuck alone and definitely don't make a phony call to the cops about a fake crime.
-If you're wanting to do adult and unspeakable things with a stuffed animal, wait until you're in the privacy of your own home.
-If you find yourself on the receiving end of disciplinary action at work, arson will make things worse for you.
-Nobody should drink Four Lokos.

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