Rainbow Dash and Vinyl Scratch play games together.
After Ponies and Creepers Don't Mix and The Ponyville Griefer, Rainbow and Vinyl start to play video games together... Which is surprising since they were sucked into one... And Rainbow was killed in My Little Portal... And is somehow still here... THERE IS LOTS OF FUN TO BE HAD!
"Vinyl help me I can't see anything!" Rainbow said, walking in circles in a dark forest.
"That's the point. You aren't supposed to see more than three hooves in front of your face." Vinyl told her.
"Oh hey, it's that rock with that piece of paper!" Dash exclaimed.
"Good, go pick it up." On it was a badly drawn picture, with a not that said 'No eyes, always watching.'
"Ohhh Creepy." Rainbow said, and continued on. Suddenly, there was a loud CRASH. "AHHHHHHHH!" Vinyl jumped at her friend's sudden outburst. "Hehe, that didn't just happen." Vinyl nodded in agreement. Rainbow walked into a small bathroom.
"Oh, there is a note in here somewhere. Hurry and find it before Slendy finds you." Vinyl said. Rainbow ended up finding it in a toilet. Vinyl looked confused. "I don't think it's supposed to be there." It said 'NO' a bunch of times.
"Ah well. Cmon' Vinyl, this is fun." Rainow said and sprinted into the forest. Soon, she found a van.
"I don't remember if there is a note here, but you can check.." Vinyl told her. Rainbow found it in the trunk. "Huh. I really don't think that is supposed to be there."
Rainbow continued on her quest for notes, only catching glimpses of Slenderman for a second. But things continued to get creepier. She kept getting notes, but Slender wasn't attacking her. She would hear creepy noises, and once she thought she saw something looking at her from the bushes. Finally, she saw the eighth page. She almost had it, when Slender teleported behind her, poking her with an arm. She screamed bloody. Freaking. Murder. She almost fainted, when Slender spoke,
"Have you seen my wallet?" Rainbow was shaking with fear, but she hesitantly reached into her pocket and pulled out Slender's wallet.
"H-h-here you g-go." She choked out."
"Thanks. Just for that, I won't kill you." He said, and teleported away, leaving Rainbow in the dark forest. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So you're telling me, that Slenderman is just a crazy spaghetti monster who wants his wallet back?" Octavia asked Vinyl.
"Yep. Me and my friend Rainbow saw it ourselves." Vinyl replied.
"Do you really expect me to believe that crap?" Vinyl flinched at the word 'crap'.
"Yes?"
"Get out! If Slenderman murders you, it won't be my problem!" She yelled, and shoved Vinyl out the door.
"How the heck did you get me to play Minecraft again?" Rainbow asked.
"It's not normal Minecraft, it's a Hunger Games server. You like Hunger Games, right? Well let's play it!" Vinyl told her.
"Fine. Join arena 1." The pegasus told the unicorn.
"That's a good arena." Vinyl agreed, joining arena 1. "Go for the middle chests. We can meet up there."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not teaming with you. This mare is a loner." Rainbow said.
"Alright, i'll just team up with FuzzyBunnySlippers. Interesting username..."
"Haha. Don't you see the troll face she put in the chat box?" Rainbow asked, laughing.
"What about it?" Vinyl asked.
"She's going to kill you, ya dummy."
"Nonsense! No pony with a name as respectable as FuzzyBunnySlippers would betray their teammate."
Five minutes later.
Vinyl was raging, because somepony came up behind her and killed her. Rainbow rolled on the floor laughing after Vinyl's teammate typed in the chat box "You mad, bro?" Seven minutes later, Rainbow was killed by the same pony. Both mares quit Minecraft, but somewhere in Canterlot Castle, Princess Luna was laughing her flank off.
"This game sucks." Rainbow said, and left the room.
"Wait! What am I supposed to write for this chapter?" Luna Plays Minecraft asked.
"I don't know! Anything but that!" She yelled. Luna sighed.
"How about you guys tell me what to write for the next chapter? And actually give ideas this time and not leave me in awkward silence." Rainbow came back in with a hammer. "Dash, what are you doing?" Luna asked, and Dash started hitting the computer with the hammer. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Luna yelled.
"Don't worry princess, you never have to see that awful game again." She said, and flew through the open window.
"Crud." Was all Luna said, before leaving to 'borrow' Celestia's computer.
"So Rainbow, care to explain why Princess Luna is playing with us?" Vinyl Scratch asked.
"I... May have broke her computer."
"WHAT?"
"With a hammer."
"Oh my gosh..."
"And then flew out the window."
"..."
"And then she accidentally downloaded a virus onto her sister's computer."
"You are sooo lucky she didn't put you in jail." Vinyl told the cyan pegasus.
"We are ready to play 'Rock Band'" Princess Luna said.
"Alright, let me just set it u-"
"WE WANT TO PLAY THE DRUMS!" Luna shouted. Vinyl's ears were now ringing.
"A-alright. You can play the drums." She stuttered.
"We thank thee." Luna replied.
"Yea. No problem..."
"WE WANT TO PLAY THE SONG 'CREEP'!" Luna yelled. Again.
"Oh, ugh! As long as you stop yelling!" Vinyl exclaimed, rubbing her head. Luna smiled at that.
"Alright girls, 3..2...1-" Rainbow was interrupted by a lot of banging.
"Princess Luna! Princess! LUNA!" Luna finally looked up from her drums, for some reason holding some rocks.
"You broke them..." Vinyl said, shocked.
"We thought this is 'Rock Band'. Are we not supposed to use rocks?" The princess of the night asked.
"Get out of my basement!" Rainbow snapped. The princess quickly got up and left, taking the rocks with her. "I hate to imagine what Celestia goes through each game."
"Rainbow, I refuse to play that stupid game." Vinyl told her cyan friend.
"Fine, i'll just play with Luna! She's a pro." Rainbow replied.
"Luna is probably busy being a princess. Don't bother her."
"Oh really?"
"Yes."
"It shows her as online on skype."
"She is probably doing important research."
"She says she's playing video games."
"Alright Rainbow, you win. I'm going to go enter Wubsy in a pet show." Vinyl said.
"What?"
"Nothing!" Vinyl said quickly and left. Rainbow rolled her eyes and called Luna.
"Hey princess!" She said.
"Hello Rainbow Dash. Please play Minecraft with me." Luna said.
"Oh uh... Okay..."
"Great! The fun has been doubled!" She cheered. "Here is the IP to the new server we started. W-U-B-S-T-E-P."
"Wubstep?"
"Yes, it is DJ Pon-3's new album."
"A-alright...?"
"Yes. Oh good you joined the server. Now you can build stuff in this spot..." Luna said, marking a large square with diamond blocks. "My quest for diamonds was quite successful."
"I thought Celestia said you hacked." Rainbow said.
"NO I DID NOT!" She shouted.
"Alright sorry I asked..." Rainbow muttered, and began building a house. When it was done, Rainbow had to take a bathroom break, and left the Skype call. When she came back, she did not notice the pressure plates in front of the door. She died, and where her house had been, there was a large crater.
"Tia also said we are a troll." Luna typed in the Skype chat, and went offline.
"Wow, Luna sure has made a lot of ponies angry." Vinyl pointed out, looking at the group of ponies they had gathered.
"It will make this go a lot faster." Rainbow said, picking up a bag full of toilet paper rolls. "Allright everypony, we have about five hours until Luna wakes up, which means five hours to tee pee her house!" All of the ponies cheered. "You ponies like revenge right? Everypony likes revenge. So let's go get some!" Rainbow shouted, and started throwing toilet paper at Luna's house.
20 minutes later.
Celestia looked out her window after hearing a lot of yelling. She was very unhappy.
"What are you ponies doing??!!" She shouted.
"Oh no, it's Old Man Celestia! Everypony run!" Rainbow Dash flew away as fast as she could, and all of the ponies scattered.
"Vinyl Scratch and Rainbow Dash, come out now! I know you are in there!" Luna shouted.
"Oh no, it's Princess Luna! Old Man Celestia must have told on us!" Rainbow said.
"Do you know what this means?" Vinyl asked.
"Defend my basement?" Dash replied.
"Exactly! Water pistols ready!" Vinyl summoned two water guns from no where, and aimed them at the door.
"Water machine guns!" Rainbow exclaimed, and pulled out her gun. Luna entered the room, and they immediately opened fire on her. To Rainbow, the war lasted hours. To Vinyl, it lasted five seconds, and then Luna took their toys away. She had a very angry look on her face.
"I forgot one of my rocks here, and I just wanted to get it back! What is the meaning of this?" Luna asked them.
"Uhhh, we wanted to have a water fight with you?" Rainbow answered.
"Really? Well then, I suppose I can do that." She said with one of those Trolluna looks. three seconds later, the whole room was flooded with water. "This was fun. Let's do it again some time."
"Alright, did you hang the bucket above the door?" Rainbow asked Vinyl.
"Yes, and I got the water balloon cannon ready." The DJ replied.
"Great. This is going to be fun." Rainbow said, and started making water balloons. Five minutes later, the doorbell rang.
"You have a doorbell? On a cloud house? How does that even work?" Vinyl inquired.
"Shut up, he's here. Make sure the water bucket doesn't fall on me, just him." The cyan pegasus told Vinyl.
"Okay! Now go answer the door." Vinyl held the bucket with her magic as Rainbow left. A few moments later, a white pegasus walked in, causing the bucket to fall, and him to be soaked. The two mares cracked up at this, their faces turning red with all of their laughing.
"I should have seen that coming..." The grey maned Pegasus said, wiping his face dry.
"Hehe, good to see you too, Whirlwind." Rainbow told him. "Come on, let's play Slender." She said, turning on her computer. When her back was turned, Whirlwind picked up the water cannon that was in the corner of the room. An unsuspecting Rainbow Dash was soaking wet. Vinyl tried to hide, but became Whirlwind's next victim.
"Alright, you got us." Rainbow chuckled.
"You troll!" Vinyl snapped at him.
"Aw, come on Vinyl, don't be such a sourpuss." He said, poking her.
"Don't poke me! Anyways, Rainbow made you a present. Isn't that right, Dash?"
"Wha- Oh! Yea, let me just go get it...." Rainbow Dash said, taking something out of a cabinet. "It's called a water balloon. I made them just for you." Whirlwind's eyes widened in realization. He quickly ducked, causing Rainbow to hit the TV behind him.
"Dang it! You're paying for that!" She snapped, throwing another water balloon, this time hitting him in the forehead.
"Ow! That actually hurt!" He said, rubbing his forehead.
"That's the point! Vinyl, help me out." Vinyl picked up a few water balloons with her magic, throwing them at Whirlwind. He tried to block them with his hooves, but failed. "Aw fudge! We're out of balloons." Rainbow sighed. Vinyl looked around for other things they could throw at Whirlwind.
"Rainbow, why is there a garden hose in your basement?" She asked.
"I don't know..." The rainbow maned Pegasus replied. "Oh, we should probably stop Whirlwind from getting it..." She made a dash for the hose, but Whirlwind got there first. He turned it on and sprayed the two mares. Rainbow gave him an angry look.
"Get out of my house, you troll." Rainbow snapped at him, and he quickly exited her basement. "Geeze, he's worse than Luna!"
"Would you two shut up? Luna says her team is ready." Rainbow told them, logging on to the Minecraft server.
"Who is on Luna's team again?" Scoots asked.
"Luna, Celestia, and Whirlwind." Rainbow replied.
"Oh yea, Whirlwind is the one that tee peed your house." Scootaloo said.
"Tee peed my house, what?" Rainbow asked, flying out her window to check. When she came back in, she had a look of pure rage. "HE IS GOING DOWN!" She yelled, and went to her computer. "Game starting in 3...2...1... DEATH TO TEAM BLUE!" She yelled, making her character charge blue team's base. She used her potion of invisibility, and snuck up the stairs that led to blue team's wool. She was about to grab it, when her invisibility wore off, and Celestia, who was guarding her team's flag, one hit killed Rainbow.
"FUDGE!" She screamed.
"Rainbow, you hurt my ears!" Scootaloo complained.
"Oh, there is Whirlwind! I'm gonna be a ninja and sneak up behind him, and kill him." She said, doing just that. "Haha, it worked!"
"Rainbow help! I got blue teams flag but they're chasing me and i'm at half a heart!" Vinyl told her.
"I'm coming! Let me just kill Luna here and... Why can't I hit her? I can't hit her. She's hacking! Vinyl, Luna is hacking!" Rainbow said.
"Help me!" She snapped.
"What the heck, Luna! Play fair! What the hay? The game just ended, why did it end?" Rainbow asked. A chat box popped up on her team, saying blue team wins. "Luna hacked! Luna just hacked. Her team didn't even have one point." Rainbow went on and on like that for the next hour, until Scootaloo interrupted her.
"Maybe next time we should play in real life, so she can't hack." She suggested.
"Yea. Yea, I like that idea." She said mischievously.
"Alright, bye you two." Scootaloo said and signed off.
"WE ARE HAVING A KARAOKE PARTY AND THAT'S FINAL!" Vinyl shouted.
"Alright fine! Let me just call some of my OC- I mean pony friends and we can start." Vinyl heard a squee, and Rainbow dashed off. Vinyl Scratch began to set up the karaoke machine, and hooked it up to the TV.
"Vinyl, i'm back. This is Comet and Slate." Rainbow said, and two ponies followed her in. One was a grey Pegasus with a white mane, and the other was a dark blue pegasus with a green mane.
"Rainbow," Vinyl began. "Why did you bring these two OC's into our story? Oh fudge I forgot the fourth wall. Let me just fix it with this EZ Fix... Alright! Now we can begin!"
"Hooray!" Rainbow cheered.
"WAIT!" Comet shrieked. Everypony looked at her. "We gotta sing the song first!" She said.
"The song... Oh yea the song!" Vinyl said in realization. She quickly found the song on the karaoke machine, and gave everypony a microphone. "Rainbow your parts are in cyan, mine are in purple, Slate's parts are in green, and comet's are in grey. All of us singing together is pink. 3...2...1... Go!" Vinyl said, and started singing.
Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world She took the midnight train goin' anywhere Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
A singer in a smokey room A smell of wine and cheap perfume For a smile they can share the night It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlights people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to get my fill, Everybody wants a thrill Payin' anything to roll the dice, Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues Oh, the movie never ends It goes on and on and on and on
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard Their shadows searching in the night Streetlights people, living just to find emotion Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Don't stop believin' Hold on to the feelin' Streetlights people
Don't stop believin' Hold on Streetlight people
Don't stop believin' Hold on to the feelin' Streetlights people
"Why did we need to sing that?" Slate asked.
"I lost a bet with comet..." Vinyl replied. "Anyways, who wants to go next?"
"ME!" Rainbow screamed, catching everypony's attention. "Er, I mean- I guess i'll sing..."
"Alright what song?" Vinyl Scratch asked, causing Rainbow Dash to grin.
"It's a surprise. Let me get it going..." Music began to play.
"Oh please don't do that song!" Comet begged.
"I've never heard of it." Slate shrugged.
"I WANT TO SING WITH YOU, DASHIE!" Vinyl yelled, and grabbed the second microphone.
ooh ooh yeah yeah yeah
Wonder are you ready to join us now? Hooves in the air, we will show you how. Come and try, Caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and move your hips sing Oa-ah-ah Look at you two hips do it La-la-la You and me, can sing this melody
Owah-owah-ah-oh
Dance to the beat, Wave your hands together Come feel the heat, forever and forever. Listen and Learn It is time for prancing, Now we are here withCaramel Dancing
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
From Ponyville to Prance, we will bring our song. Manehatten, Apploosa, and you people at Canterlot They have heard, This means all around the world.
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
Now come on and move your hips singing (Do ponies have hips?) Oa-ah-ah Look at you two hips do it La-la-la You and me, can sing this melody
So come and Dance to the beat Wave your hooves together Come feel the heat, forever and forever. Listen and Learn It is time for prancing, Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat Wave your hands together Come feel the heat, forever and forever. Listen and Learn It is time for prancing, Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
O-o-owah-owah
O-o-owah-owah-ah-oh
So come and Dance to the beat Wave your hands together Come feel the heat, forever and forever. Listen and Learn It is time for prancing, Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
Dance to the beat Wave your hands together Come feel the heat, forever and forever. Listen and Learn It is time for prancing, Now we are here with Caramel Dancing
"What happened there Vinyl?" Rainbow asked.
"Comet was giving me mean looks :(" Rainbow glared daggers at Comet.
"Comet, get out." Rainbow said.
"But-
"Out."
"Fine." Comet said, and stomped out the door.
"Slate, you too." Dash told him.
"But I didn't get to sing."
"You can come back for the OC games. Now get out." Slate glared at her, and left. Rainbow and Vinyl shared a look.
Mai-Ya-Hi Mai-Ya-Hoo Mai-Ya-Ha Mai-Ya-Ha-Ha
Mai-Ya-Hi (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Hoo (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Ha (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Ha-Ha
Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke And I made something that's real to show you how I feel Hello, Hello, It's me, Picasso I will paint, My words of love, with your name on every wall.
When you leave my colors fade to gray Ooh a Ooh ah ay, Ooh ah Ooh a Ooh ah ay Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday. When you leave my colors fade to gray Hey little lover stay, or all my colors fade away Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday.
I sold, my strings, my song and dreams And I bought some paints to match the colors of my love. Hello, Helloo, It's me again, Picasso. I will spray, my words of love with your name on every wall.
When you leave my colors fade to gray Ooh a Ooh ah ay, Ooh ah Ooh a Ooh ah ay Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday. When you leave my colors fade to gray Hey little lover stay, or all my colors fade away Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday.
Mai-Ya-Hi Mai-Ya-Hoo Mai-Ya-Ha Mai-Ya-Ha-Ha
Mai-Ya-Hi (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Hoo (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Ha (Ma Mi Ah) Mai-Ya-Ha-Ha
When you leave my colors fade to gray Ooh a Ooh ah ay, Ooh ah Ooh a Ooh ah ay Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday. When you leave my colors fade to gray Hey little lover stay, or all my colors fade away Every word of love I use to say. Now I paint them everyday.
"Oh, it's all in good fun. Besides, the worst Fluttershy will do is cry. *Doorbell* Okay, they're here. Go get the door, will ya?" Rainbow said, and brought up Slender on the big TV screen. She then turned off the lights. Vinyl Scratch then walked in with Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, pony version of Wheatley, and Luna.
"Where are The CMC and Twilight?" Dash asked them.
"Er... I had a let's play last week... It didn't end well." Luna replied.
"There are three dead mares currently floating in space..." Wheatley said sadly.
"Alright...? Let's just start now." Rainbow said, and started the game.
"Oh, wow, that forest sure is dark and sp-spooky," Fluttershy said. "Do we have to have the lights off?"
"You sound like Twilight." Luna muttered. Rainbow was really wishing she had gone to that let's play. She made her character go forward, searching for the fist note. Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie was having a mental breakdown.
"Giggle at the ghosty.... Giggle at the ghosty.... GIGGLE AT THE DAMN GHOSTY!" Everypony stared at the pink mare.
"Fluttershy isn't even that scared... Yet." Rainbow told her.
"I DON'T HAVE 20 DOLLARS!" She screamed and ran out of the room.
"You have weird friends, Dash." Vinyl pointed out.
"Tell me about it..." She muttered.
"I am telling you about it." Dash rolled her eyes, picking up her second page.
"I hope this doesn't end like it did in my let's play..." Luna said.
"What happened in yours?" Rainbow asked.
"SCARY FREAKING SHIT!" Luna yelled.
"Alright... Ooooh another page. I wonder where Slender is- Oh snap I found him!" Rainbow immediately made her character turn around and run right into the mares bathroom.
"Watch your back, Rainbow Dash. He did some pretty messed up stuff here when I played." Luna warned her.
"How is it anymore messed up than usual?" She asked, and proceeded to look for her fourth page. Suddenly, she heard static. Fluttershy stuck to Rarity like a magnet, and Luna yanked the controller out of Dash's hoof.
"Do not worry! I will save you from the horros of- OH GOD HE'S RIGHT THERE!" Luna yelled. And then, the worst happened. He started dancing. And music started playing. And he started singing,
Fluttershy let out a scream which made it seem like someone was trying to kill her.
Rarity screamed.
Pinkie Pie screamed from Rainbow Dash's living room.
Whirlwind the OC screamed.
Wheatley screamed, "THAT'S BLOODY MESSED UP!"
And Luna screamed, "IT HAPPENED AGAIN!"
A lot of ponies went deaf that day. And it didn't stop until Rainbow Dash slammed her hoof on the light switch. Slender was also banned from a lot of countries. And Slenderman lost his job at McDonalds. He was pissed.
Next Up: Rainbow Dash and Vinyl scratch host the OC games! A pony version of wipeout! Be there! Now get out of here you silly people ;)
Warning: This chapter contains some bad language. Not for small children.
"I'm Rainbow Dash!" A cyan Pegasus announced.
"And i'm Vinyl Scratch! And this is my pet changeling Wubsy." A white unicorn with a blue mane added.
"And this is the OC Games!" Dash and Vinyl said at the same time.
"Five OCs must survive three rounds of video game horrors in real life!" Rainbow Dash said.
"That's right! If they die, they lose the game. If they survive, what do they win?" Vinyl Scratch said.
"Nothing!" Rainbow answered.
"Awesome! Now, let's meet the OCs. First we have CometandAqua's OC, Comet! Next we have Vinyl Mix's OC, Vinyl Mix, who is also my brother! Now we have BronyArmedCorps23's OC, Cobalt! Next up, Slate the Pegasus's OC, Slate! And now, Rainbow87dash's OC, Whirlwind! Now that we know the players, let's get started. Dash, would you like to choose our first video game horror?"
"Sure thing, Scratch. The first horror is... GLaDOS and turrets! These OCs gotta shut her down and get rid of the turrets to move on. Oh, and they all have Portal Guns." Dash said, and the setting changed. The two hosts were now looking out on GLaDOS's room in Aperture Science. The five players rose from the floor Hunger Games style, and GLaDOS was activated. Turrets rose up all around the OCs, and locked on their targets. Vinyl Mix's eyes widened, and he teleported out of the arena.
"Hey, he can't do that!" Rainbow Dash yelled. But then he came back with... Was that a bass cannon?
"Oh shit! I almost feel bad for the turrets and GLaDOS." Vinyl said.
"Why? What is he going to do-" She was interrupted by the bass cannon as it turned on. Her eyes widened in shock. "Dat... Bass..." Was all she had to say. The turrets were all blown away, but GLaDOS still remained. She opened a hole in the floor right under Vinyl Mix, and he fell a long ways. It was messy.
"Looks like we're down to four players!" Rainbow said excitedly, but Vinyl Scratch just started crying. Down in the arena, Slate was using his portal gun to try and jump on GLaDOS, but a long claw came down and grabbed him first. Cobalt was trying to shoot Portals at GLaDOS, but it was not doing anything. Whirlwind, however, was flying right at GLaDOS, dodging the long claws. When he reached her, he started pulling the wires that were showing.
"No! Stop! What are you doing! NOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooooO" GLaDOS screamed, and sparks started flying. Suddenly, she exploded, blowing Whirlwind against the wall. The claw dropped Slate, and he fell to the floor.
"Did we win?" Comet asked.
Suddenly, a corrupted Wheatley appears!
A new AI body came down from the ceiling, but instead of GLaDOS, it was Wheatley.
"Well, well, well, welcome...To my lair!" He laughed, making everypony groan. He then went on about his four part plan, started throwing bombs at them, and put bomb proof shields for himself. He then fired up the Neurotoxin. Great.
"I know how to do this!" Comet said, and waited for Wheatley to throw bombs at him. When he did, Comet jumped out of the way, and shot a portal under the bombs. He then shot a portal at the opposite wall, and the bombs hit Wheatley on the side that he didn't have his shields up.
"Well how do we win if there are no cores or POTaTOS to corrupt him and do a core transfer?" Cobalt asked.
"Keep hitting him until he blows up?" Whirlwind suggested.
"Yea..." Comet agreed. So they did just that.
"He's not blowing up!" Slate said.
"Try hitting him in the face." Cobalt told him, and it surprisingly worked.
"Well, it looks like these four players are moving on to round two!" Dash cheered, and chose the next round...
"Minecraft Herobrine, Ender Dragon, and Mobs." Rainbow Dash announced, causing the players to groan. "On easy." That caused them to cheer. "Noobs..." Rainbow Dash whispered, and grabbed Wubsy. "Since Vinyl is busy crying her eyes out- which I don't understand because she never mentioned having a brother and therefore must not care for him very much- Wubsy is taking her place. Now, please grab some armor and weapons- because you will need it- while I go collect everyponies bets- I mean popcorn!" So dash went into the backroom, where a bunch of ponies were writing on a whiteboard their names and who they are betting for to win. Rainbow bet $43 on Whirlwind, and Vinyl bet $738 on Vinyl Mix coming back to life. So Rainbow Dash made her 'popcorn' while the players got suited up in diamond armor, got diamond swords, bows, and arrows.
Finally, the time came for the round to start. The arena changed so it looked like a Minecraft desert at night. Rainbow Dash counted down from three, and all hell broke loose. Herobrine set off some rabid chickens on Comet, and Whirlwind was trying to avoid being eaten by a zombie. Slate was trying to snipe the Ender Dragon with his bow, while Cobalt was getting stalked by a Creeper. When he finally turned around, the Creeper lit his fuse. His last words were, "FUUUUUUUUUUU- *BOOM*"
"Oh snap, only three players left. Everypony who bet on Cobalt needs to give me their money now." Rainbow Dash said, and hugged Wubsy in suspense.
The Ender Dragon charged Slate, but the pegasus jumped out of the way, and the dragon crashed into the ground, creating a small cave. Slate jumped in after it, grabbing his diamond sword. Rainbow Dash heard a lot of roaring, and heard a sickening slicing sound, before Slate came back with the dragon's head. The group of ponies in the back room cheered. Slate then helped Comet with his rabid chicken problem- which gained him lots of feathers. Then, when Herobrine tried to troll Comet with lava, Comet stole Herobrines bucket like a boss, or something, and trolled Herobrine! Who the hell does that? With Herobrine out of the way they just had to deal with the mobs- Where the hell were the mobs? Whirlwind then walked up to them, covered in zombie blood, and said one thing.
"I've been busy."
"Well Wubsy, I hope some of these players die in round three, or we won't have enough nothing to give all the winners!" Rainbow Dash said, petting Wubsy on the head. "Oh, right, round three! Slenderman so nicely offered to be in round three, so the players will be playing Slender. DIS GUN BE GOOD!" The arena changed to a dark forest. The three remaining players started right in the middle of it, armed with only a flashlight. "Find the eight pages to win. Or somehow manage to kill Slender... Which is impossible... So good luck!" Rainbow said, and then the game began.
"Okay, let's split up. You and Whirlwind go search for half of the pages, I'll search for the others. We'll meet up here when we have found them all." Comet said., and disappeared into the woods. Slate and Whirlwind then went into the other direction. The two Pegasi found their first page on a large boulder, and their second in an old cart. They were looking for their third, when they heard Comet scream in the distance.
"Another one bites the dust!" Rainbow Dash sang, and took more pony's money.
"Let's keep going." Slate croaked. They kept looking for a few more minutes, before they came to a mares bathroom. Rainbow Dash's eyes widened in shock.
"Don't do it!" She yelled, even though they couldn't hear her.
In Canterlot Castle:
"DON'T GO IN THE BATHROOM!" Luna screamed at her television.
In the arena:
Slate and Whirlwind slowly walked into the bathroom.
"You keep watch and i'll look for a page." Whirlwind said, and started looking in the stalls. He found nothing, and got distracted looking at himself in the mirror.
"Quit messing around, Whirlwind!" Slate snapped, and peeked out the door. He was about to go back in, when he heard static.
"Oh god he's here! WHIRLWIND SLENDER IS HERE!" Slate screamed.
"What? Okay, maybe we can hide in one of the stalls...
"That's not gonna work!"
"WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!" Whirlwind snapped/yelled.
"Maybe he won't come in the mares bathroom?"
"Maybe...." Suddenly, Slenderman teleported into the bathroom. The two ponies backed up against the sink with the mirror above it. And then it happened. Music started playing, and Slender started singing. The two stallions screamed at the top of their lungs.
"Give me $20 dollars!" Slender sang. Slender looked at the two stallions, and then at the mirror. "OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THIS SHIT? THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO PONIES? OH GOD!" And then he dropped dead.
"I will never get that out of my head." Whirlwind said.
"Same here." Slate replied.
"And we have our winners! And I just won $826! And everypony is free from Slenderman! And what the hell are you doing, Vinyl Scratch?" Rainbow asked.
"Wubstep." Vinyl replied.
"Well I like it! Oh yea, let's bring our winners here for their prize." Rainbow said, and some ponies in suits pressed some buttons, and Slate and Whirlwind were brought up to Vinyl and Rainbow Dash.
"So what do we win? It better be good for what we just went through." Whirlwind said.
"Oh, it's better than good, it's great! Show them their prize, Vinyl" ;)
"Okay, here you go, winners" Vinyl Scratch said, and smiled.
"What is it?" Slate asked.
"Nothing! Absolutely nothing!" Vinyl grinned.
"This is bullshit. I'm out of here." Whirlwind said, and left the room.
"Wait! You forgot your nothing!" Vinyl called after him.
"Well Slate, don't worry, your prize is better." Rainbow Dash said.
This is the end. There is no more. But never fear! For I have a poorly written sequel planned! But only when I reach 35 followers, cause I want it to be special :) "But Luna! That's so long!" No it's not. I'm at 34 right now. Suddenly, the fourth wall is broken! "Dang it, Vinyl! I'm all out of EZ Fix." "Sorry, I just wanted to say hi. HI!" ... "Goodbye. Vinyl." Sequel time!
