Best of Both Worlds
“Starlight!”
Starlight Glimmer opened one eye. She looked at the clock – it was half past four, but Starlight, still dazzled after her nap, wasn’t sure if it was four in the morning or in the afternoon.
She groaned, rolling out of her bed. Someone outside called her name again, banging at the door. Starlight figured out that it must’ve been the afternoon – otherwise Trixie wouldn’t knock but rather simply pick the lock and sneak in.
“What do you want, you clown?” Starlight asked. Over the years, she’d almost gotten used to the weird types inhabiting their castle—or, as Twilight insisted, her castle—but still, with Trixie, Tempest, Twilight’s friends and occasional guests from another dimension who’d sometimes leave fetuses everywhere, it was hard to predict what’d happen tomorrow.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie is not a clown, she’s a magician!” Trixie exclaimed. “Now let her in!”
“Same thing,” Starlight replied, getting up from the floor. “You entertain foals at cute-ceaneras. That’s almost like being a clown.”
“There’s a big difference,” Trixie replied. “Now open the door or The Great and Powerful Trixie will blast them into pieces.”
“Your magic is not that strong,” Starlight said.
“Who said something about magic?” Trixie let out a little chuckle that Starlight knew well; she used to chuckle like that before a few appointments with the therapist convinced her to stop. “The Great and Powerful Trixie has enough fireworks to send this castle into orbit.”
Starlight ran to the door and opened it. Trixie slid in and locked the door, throwing nervous glances around. There was no trace of the fireworks, but Starlight still expected Trixie to have some. Trixie and fireworks were like Pinkie Pie and party supplies – if there were none, she’d pull them from thin air; or, as Starlight suspected, from her ass.
She took a look, searching for fireworks, but noticed that Trixie was wrapped in a cape more tightly than usual. Worse still, it was Sunburst’s cape. Even though it was way too big for Trixie, Starlight spotted a rather suspicious bump and started to wonder just how many fireworks Trixie had brought with herself.
“Trixie?” Starlight asked. “What are you doing?”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie had an accident,” Trixie replied.
“Did you blow up the school? Thank goodness,” Starlight said. “Maybe Twilight will now focus on her best friends.”
“Who?” Trixie asked.
Starlight shrugged. “Us?”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie thinks Twilight is too jealous of her to consider her her best friend,” Trixie replied. “Also, Trixie didn’t blow up the school.”
“Then what happened?” Starlight asked. “Did you blow up Sunburst?”
Trixie blushed. “Well, Trixie tried a horn growth spell.”
Starlight rolled her eyes. “Why would you want to grow your horn? It’s not the size, it's the technique. I mean, my horn is smaller than yours and you still can’t teleport your way out of a paper bag.”
“This was a very aggressive paper bag,” Trixie said. “Also, you know that one store? The one with spider statues by the entrance? They teach you all kinds of useful spells.”
“You went to the Deep Web?” Starlight groaned. “Are you stupid? You could’ve caught something.”
“Actually–”
“Yeah, I know, you have a dick,” Starlight said. “Happens to everyone.”
“What?” Trixie exclaimed.
“You’re covering yourself with that ridiculous cape, you’re nervous, and you bought a shady spell in the Deep Web,” Starlight replied. “Of course you have a penis, like countless unicorn mares before you. Even in the magic kindergarten you weren’t truly a student until you suddenly sprouted a peepee.”
“Umm…” Trixie blushed.
“Even Flurry Heart can– Wait, you weren’t in the magic kindergarten?” Starlight asked.
“Trixie’s mother was a circus unicyclist with a history of unicyling-while-intoxicated and her father went to buy milk and showed up again thirty years later in Las Pegasus,” Trixie replied. “Go figure.”
“Right.” Starlight sighed. “Okay, so since you weren’t properly educated, I’m gonna tell you that there are hundreds of spells that can give you a dick. They vary in functionality, practicality, whether you can use them on yourself or someone else, and how hard it is to get rid of them. I think Lyra once magicked herself a dong to end all the dongs. She passed out when Bon Bon walked in. There wasn’t simply enough blood to–”
“The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn’t want to listen about Lyra’s dong.” Trixie rolled her eyes. “She just wants to get rid of hers.”
“Well, I can’t do that before I see it,” Starlight replied. “I need to know which spell it is.”
“Trixie is not showing you her penis,” Trixie said, wrapping herself tighter in the cape.
Starlight rolled her eyes. “I’ve seen your vagina countless times. Not to mention that I had to spread ointment on the great and powerful ass when you got that strange rash.”
“We agreed not to talk about it ever again,” Trixie muttered.
“My point is, I can take a look at your dick now that you have it,” Starlight said.
“No,” Trixie replied. “The Great and Powerful Trixie got a bit excited by the situation, you know…”
“Oh, come on!” Starlight lit her horn, yanking the cape away. Her eyes widened when she looked at Trixie’s crotch. Her jaw dropped for a moment, but then her lips formed a somewhat silly smirk.
Trixie’s new cock stood proudly, fully out of its sheath. Starlight wasn’t sure how big it was, but it was definitely bigger and more veiny than Sunburst’s; it was a thick monstrosity of a marecock, so hard that Trixie could probably crush rocks—or perhaps Maud's skull—with it. Starlight looked closer, examining Trixie’s fuzzy, blue ballsack. Each testicle was bigger than a billiards ball; when Starlight poked them, Trixie’s cock twitched slightly.
“Don’t do this,” Trixie hissed through gritted teeth.
“Good news, it’s not Necrocockmantic Rod Number Seven,” Starlight said. “Getting rid of that one requires a virgin sacrifice, a jazz band, and a fresh batch of kirin beer.”
“Are you crazy?” Trixie asked. “Where are we going to find a virgin at this time of year?”
“Luckily, we don’t need a virgin for this one,” Starlight replied. “Also, the ritual for getting rid of Necrocockmantic Rod Number Seven is horrible.”
“Because of the virgin sacrifice?” Trixie asked.
“No, because of the drunk jazz musicians trashing your house.” Starlight shuddered. “Hmm, do you also have a vag?” She lifted Trixie’s tail. “Hey, you’ve got the full package!” She prodded Trixie’s labia with her hoof. "Which urethra does your pee come out of?"
“Do it again and I’ll buck you in the face,” Trixie muttered.
“Then you’ll have a dick forever.” Starlight leaned closer to Trixie’s shaft. At the same moment Trixie swung her hips ponderously, slapping Starlight’s face with her Great and Powerful wang, and knocking her down.
“If you don’t stop trying to molest The Great and Powerful Trixie, you’ll become the first pony bludgeoned to death with a pecker,” Trixie said.
“Best kinda death. Also, not the first. ” Starlight got up. “Have you heard about the tragedy of Bright Mac’s babysitter? I thought so. The thing is, what you have is Harmless Hermaphrodite Hex. It’s kinda easy to cure.”
“Hermaphrodite?” Trixie asked. “Is that a Minotaurian word?”
“I’m pretty sure it’s Maretonian,” Starlight said. “To get rid of it, you need to fuck a mare while a stallion fucks you. When you empty those cannonballs, they should disappear.”
“Okay, so Trixie just needs to find a mare and a stallion,” Trixie said.
“I volunteer as a mare.” Starlight smirked. “It’d be a shame to waste such a dick on somepony who wouldn’t appreciate it.”
“Hey, that’s Trixie’s dick and I’ll decide which vagina to stick it in!” Trixie replied. “But yeah, yours will probably be most convenient.”
Starlight frowned. “My vagina is far more than just convenient!”
“Yeah, because you didn’t get dick in ages.” Trixie chuckled. “Anyway, which stallion do we ask for help?”
Starlight shrugged. “Well, you have those two fanboys, don’t you?”
“Yes, but Trixie also has standards.” Trixie winced. “Have you ever seen, heard or smelled them? Also, their small cocks wouldn’t satisfy the lust of The Great and Powerful Trixie.”
“Who do you propose then?” Starlight asked.
Now it was Trixie’s turn to shrug. “Gallus?”
“As a griffon, he’s technically not a stallion,” Starlight replied.
“Sandbar?”
“He’s gay,” Starlight said.
“Trixie has a ballsack the size of a football, it should be close enough for him,” Trixie replied.
“He’s a bottom.”
“Tragic.” Trixie sighed. “Do you think Trixie can destroy his virgin ass with her chopper before we un-magick it?”
“Chopper?” Starlight groaned. “Also, we need to get rid of it. Your balls are already doing the talking.”
“Okay,” Trixie replied. “How about Ocellus?”
“She’s not a stallion,” Starlight said.
“But she can turn into anypony,” Trixie replied. “Big Mac, your dad, my dad, Shining Armor, male Twilight Sparkle–”
Starlight winced, her eyes widening with each name Trixie mentioned. “Still, changeling biology is weird. We need to bring an entomologist from Canterlot anytime Ocellus coughs. We never know if her new illness kills us all or just makes her sprout an ovipositor.”
“The what now?” Trixie asked.
“Despite being a changeling worker she can reproduce.” Starlight shrugged. “Happens in colonies without the queen, so I guess her proverbial balls dropped only after Chrysalis got turned into a lawn ornament. And no, she doesn’t actually have balls. If you wanted to bang her, you’d either have to settle on oral or anal, or poke her a new hole with your dick and inseminate her. Apparently it hurts like hell.”
Trixie looked at Starlight and winced. “What.”
“Why do you think changelings prefer to fuck while disguised?” Starlight asked. “In a thousand years they may go extinct because of a lowered rate of reproduction. Also, we can’t deprave Ocellus.”
“Too bad,” Trixie replied, blushing. “Also, this whole talk about poking holes in changelings with your dick shouldn’t make Trixie harder, but it does.”
Starlight winced. “You’re disgusting.”
“You didn’t say that when Trixie didn’t have a dick.” Trixie said.
“The dick is the least disgusting thing about you,” Starlight replied. She looked at Trixie’s cape and furrowed her eyebrows. “Actually, I think I know where we can get the stallion…”
Sunburst sat on the couch, desperately trying to cover himself with Trixie’s cape, which was way too small for him. In his youth, he didn’t mind being naked around ponies, but Luna told him once that his sight scared some of the younger fillies and gave rather interesting dreams to the older ones. Since then, Sunburst was rather prone to inconvenient boners and Trixie’s cape was just too short to fully hide them.
The fillies who entered his room were far from being young. In fact, they were adult unicorns – Sunburst learned about that the hard way when he tried to lock the door before they could see him in Trixie’s ridiculous cape and Starlight just blew it to smithereens with a spell he was sure he hadn’t seen before.
“We have a small problem,” Starlight said.
Trixie blushed furiously. “Excuse me!” she exclaimed. “Trixie doesn’t think her problem is that small!”
“You could’ve at least said ‘hi’,” Sunburst muttered.
“Okay, your problem is enormous.” Starlight turned to Sunburst. “It’s actually even bigger than yours, but you’ll do anyway.”
“What kind of problem?” Sunburst asked. “Aside from Trixie stealing my cape, that is. Don’t you have your own capes?”
“One day I’ll have to get a cape,” Starlight said. “Just to fit in with you two nutjobs. Speaking of nuts, Trixie, show him what’s up.”
Trixie sighed and lifted Sunburst’s cape, revealing her little problem to him. It was indeed not that little and it was definitely up; Trixie actually had trouble walking with it dangling between her legs.
“Okay, I don’t want this cape back,” Sunburst said. “You can have it.”
“We need you to get rid of this.” Starlight pointed at Trixie’s new appendage. “It’s Harmless Hermaphrodite Hex. You know what that means.”
“She still has a vagina?” Sunburst asked.
“Exactly,” Starlight replied. “And that’s where we need you in about two minutes.”
“At least ten,” Trixie said. “Trixie likes long foreplay.”
“Your foreplay consists of showing you the mirror until you get off to the sight of your face.” Starlight rolled her eyes.
Trixie ignored her and turned to Sunburst. “By the way, is ‘hermaphrodite’ a Minotaurian word or a Maretonian one? Starlight and I can’t agree on that.”
“Can you agree on anything?” Sunburst asked.
“Yes,” Starlight replied.
“No.” Trixie shook her head. “By the way, can you use my cape to jerk off? Trixie finds it incredibly kinky.”
Sunburst winced and looked at Starlight. “I’d rather not have sex with her,” he said. “The balls may touch.”
“Oh, come on!” Starlight exclaimed. “Don’t tell me you’ve never banged a stallion before.”
Sunburst fixed his glasses angrily and sat straight on the couch, trying to hide his massive erection under Trixie’s cape. “Just because I’m a nerd with a big dick doesn’t mean I’m gay.” He shrugged. “I only fucked a few stallions.”
Trixie and Starlight looked at each other, chuckling. “Who?” Trixie asked.
Sunburst froze. “Not a student!”
“Ah, right, Sandbar graduated recently,” Starlight said. “Anyway, Trixie fucks me while you fuck her. Are you in?”
“If he’s not, we can go to the Crystal Empire and find Trixie’s ex,” Trixie said.
“I wonder why he’s your ex…” Starlight deadpanned.
“Trixie is a natural clairvoyant,” Trixie replied. “She was tired of seeing the future in his balls anytime she was sucking dick.”
“Maybe if you focused on sucking dick instead of pondering the orbs, you’d still be together,” Starlight muttered.
“You don’t get it,” Trixie replied. “Trixie saw bad things.”
“Like what?” Starlight asked. “Your reflection?”
Sunburst shot out of the couch, dropping Trixie’s cape on the floor. “Okay, I’ll do it!” he exclaimed. “If only to make you two shut up!”
“Good.” Starlight smiled. “By the way, Trixie, did any of your prophecies ever come true?”
“Not yet,” Trixie replied. “Trixie said she was a natural clairvoyant, not a good one.” She shrugged. “Hopefully, the world won’t get eaten by a giant marshmallow.”
“No, if we keep Sweetie Belle away from Bon Bon’s shop,” Starlight said, licking her lips. “Get off the couch, Sunburst. I need to warm Trixie up.”
“Well, I can warm her up as well,” Sunburst replied, standing up. He levitated Trixie’s cape and rubbed his dick with it, leaving a trail of precum on the fabric.
Trixie looked at her crotch. “My balls are twitchy,” she said. “Is this normal?”
“Yes,” Sunburst replied. “Lie down on the couch and we’ll take care of the rest.”
Trixie laid supine on the couch, spreading her legs to reveal her cock to the world; or at least the two ponies currently in the room with her. Sunburst and Starlight leaned over her crotch, accidentally headbutting each other.
“What are you doing?” Starlight exclaimed. “This dick is mine!”
“No way,” Sunburst replied. “I always wanted to try.”
Starlight rolled her eyes. “Well, why don’t you go for her vagina, then? You can’t suck dick. Definitely not better than me.”
“You’d be surprised,” Sunburst said. “I was born with a dick and I had the whole adolescence to learn what to do with it. I know best how to make her feel good.”
“You wish.” Starlight smirked. “I have more experience at this than you and–” She was rudely interrupted when Trixie slapped her with her cock.
“Can you stop?” Trixie asked. “You’re breathing on my dick and it’s getting annoying when you tease it like that. Also, one of you can take care of the dick and the other of the vag. Then you’ll swap and Trixie will compare.”
Starlight and Sunburst again headbutted each other while trying to go for Trixie’s enormous cock.
“Fruit bat,” Starlight hissed, glaring at Sunburst.
“Insufferable cocksucker,” Sunburst replied.
“Trixie, nice to meet you.” Trixie rolled her eyes. “Since apparently you two can’t agree with each other, Sunburst will now suck my dick while Starlight will eat me out.”
“Why him?” Starlight asked.
“Because Trixie finds getting sucked off by a stallion more amusing,” Trixie replied. “Now shut up and put your mouths to good use.”
Sunburst looked at the giant dong throbbing in front of him and gulped. He opened his mouth and gave the tip of the monstrous cock a gentle lick while Starlight went lower.
“Starlight, that’s not my pussy!” Trixie exclaimed.
“Eww!” Starlight winced, realising that she went a bit too far. “It’s hard to find when you’re on your back. Almost covered by the balls.”
“Trixie won’t be mad if you lick her balls as well,” Trixie replied. “Now, get going. Sunburst is already doing pretty well.”
Sunburst, in the meantime, went from licking to putting the tip of Trixie’s cock in his mouth, working on it with his lips and tongue. Trixie had never been on the receiving end of cocksucking before, but she had a feeling that whatever Sunburst was doing wasn’t the best way to do it. In fact, she started to wonder whether her spine would allow her to blow herself.
At least Starlight was doing a somewhat better job on her pussy, licking her clit and massaging Trixie’s balls with her magic; Trixie closed her eyes, biting her lip to avoid moaning too much.
“Sunburst, Trixie will soon poke my eyes out with her balls and I can see you’re doing a bad job with her dick,” Starlight muttered. “It’s not a carrot.”
“She doesn’t seem to complain,” Sunburst replied; he took a deep breath and tried to fit all of Trixie’s massive dong in his mouth, only to choke on it. Gasping for air, he swallowed the shaft further, the tip going right down his throat and forming a lump impressively far down his neck. Sunburst let out a painful yelp, sucking the air in and giving Trixie the deepthroat of her life.
It wasn’t, in fact, the first deepthroat of Trixie’s life. It wasn’t even her first deepthroat with Sunburst. This time, however, for the first time of her life she was on the receiving end and she felt she could get used to it.
For Sunburst, however, the debut as the cocksucking party was much less succesful. Trying to free himself, he caught the base of Trixie’s penis with his teeth and squeezed way past the newly-dicked mare’s comfort zone. Trixie, being used to life throwing her curveballs the size of her own balls, took this abuse surprisingly well. She screamed and bucked her hind legs, accidentally kicking Starlight off of herself.
“Sunburst, what the fuck?” Starlight asked, conjuring a mirror to look at the black eye already forming. “Did you bite her?”
“I was doing well before you distracted me,” Sunburst replied in a weak voice, soon overwhelmed by a fit of hacking and coughing.
Trixie nodded. “He was actually doing okayish. Starlight, Trixie knows a spell that can remove your mouth. She’d use it, but she still kinda needs your tongue.”
“I can’t watch him doing it,” Starlight replied.
“Then show him how it’s done.” Trixie rolled her eyes. “Okay, swap places. Maybe at least you won’t bite Trixie.”
Starlight smirked at Sunburst and moved on to Trixie’s dick. Sunburst quickly moved to Trixie’s pussy, attacking her clit with his tongue. The second they touched, Trixie moaned loudly, her hind legs twitching.
“That’s it,” Trixie said. “Magic touch.”
“I’ll show you magic touch,” Starlight replied, rubbing Trixie’s balls with her magic. She wrapped her lips around the tip of Trixie’s dick, her tongue dancing around on the massive glands. She moved down the shaft, causing Trixie to moan even louder; the double stimulation sent her mind into overdrive.
“Trixie’s gonna cum!” Trixie exclaimed. “From all holes at once!”
“Control yourself, geez.” Starlight’s voice was almost unintelligible; she moved down the enormous shaft, her tongue turning on all the nerve endings Trixie didn’t have until recently. “You’re gonna cum faster than Sunburst on our first date,” she said, ignoring a muffled ‘hey!’ coming from somewhere behind Trixie’s ballsack. “Also, all holes, you say?”
Trixie suddenly felt a huge wave of Starlight’s magic expanding in her anus, stretching its walls right towards the border between pain and pleasure and ramming right into Trixie’s newly-acquired prostate. This was way too much for the magician; her mind first exploded and then went completely blank as a massive wad of cum hit the back of Starlight’s throat. Starlight choked, cum coming out of her nose, but Trixie’s cock kept twitching in the throes of an orgasm, more cum filling Starlight’s mouth.
Starlight turned her head away to see Sunburst staring at Trixie’s pussy, marecum covering the lenses of his glasses. Trixie’s hooves went limp and she lay on the couch, panting; her dick slipped out of Starlight’s mouth, still half-erect.
“You did this on purpose, didn’t you?” Sunburst asked.
Starlight swallowed enough cum to be able to talk and cleared her throat. “Kind of. I learned this trick from Rarity. If you fuck a student, get them off quickly first, so the second time lasts longer.”
“Wait, Rarity fucks students?” Sunburst asked.
“Frankly, who doesn’t?” Starlight leaned closer to Sunburst and kissed him, passing Trixie’s cum into his mouth. He moaned, shuddering, and broke the kiss.
“Yours doesn’t taste better, you know.” Starlight smirked.
Sunburst swallowed hard and looked at Trixie, who was staring at the ceiling with an unconscious smirk on her face. “Do you think we gave her permanent brain damage?”
“No one will notice a difference,” Starlight replied.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie can hear you,” Trixie muttered. “What the hell was that?”
“The first cumshot of your life.” Starlight burped. “You probably can impregnate yourself, so watch out where you aim this thing.”
“Wait, so Trixie could get a baby that would be exactly like her?” Trixie asked, her eyes lighting up.
Starlight and Sunburst looked at each other. “The sooner we get rid of your dick the better,” Sunburst said. “With great dong comes great responsibility and you have exactly none.”
“Don’t even try impregnating yourself.” Starlight’s horn lit up, conjuring a wire hanger and aiming it at Trixie.
“Okay, Trixie won’t,” Trixie replied. “Also, you two warmed Trixie up a bit too much…”
“Knowing magical dongs, it’ll get hard again soon,” Starlight said. “Then you’ll fuck me to get rid of it.”
Trixie’s cock twitched, slowly coming back to life. “Is this normal or did all stallions Trixie ever fucked lied to her?” she asked.
“Yes, that’s what makes magical cocks magical,” Sunburst replied. “A stallion wouldn’t survive for long while getting hard all the time, but since those are temporary…”
“Why didn’t stallions go extinct, then?” Trixie asked.
“Earth ponies and pegasi exist, remember.” Sunburst rolled his eyes. “Also, stallions going extinct would be a tragedy. If magic ever disappeared afterwards, the whole species would follow.”
“Magic disappearing?” Starlight chuckled. “That’s impossible. Equestria is literally ruled by the most magical horse in existence and you think magic would disappear?”
“I mean, that’s theoretically possible,” Sunburst said.
“You know what else is theoretically possible?” Starlight asked. “That you’ll learn to suck dick. There’s no way magic– Ow!” she screamed when Trixie tackled her, pinning her to the couch.
“Enough of this,” Trixie said. “Now, my dear Starlight Glimmer, you’ll get a dicking that will make you forget about all this theoretical stuff.” She turned to Sunburst. “Get ready, stud. In order to get rid of Trixie’s dick, you have to fuck Trixie while she fucks Starlight.”
“Umm…” Sunburst looked at Trixie’s erect dong hanging inches from Starlight’s pussy, overwhelmed by the growing feeling of his own inadequacy, but also incredible kinkiness of the scene playing out in front of him.
Starlight rolled her eyes. “We broke him.” She lit her horn, yanking Sunburst forward. His hips slammed Trixie’s rear, causing her to fall on top of Starlight, screaming.
“What’s wrong this time?” Starlight asked.
“He rammed straight into Trixie’s ass!” Trixie exclaimed. “You just can’t tell my pussy and ass apart, Starlight, can you?”
“That’s your ass?” Sunburst looked at his dick, only to find it firmly buried between the blue cheeks. Balls were definitely touching, but he didn’t mind much, feeling Trixie’s engorged nutsack pulsing slightly underneath his own scrotum. “Comfy.”
“It’d be comfier, but you went in dry!” Trixie cried. “Get out of my ass and fuck Trixie’s pussy like you want to give her twelve foals!”
“Umm… what?” Sunburst asked.
Starlight groaned. “Trixie, sometimes I can’t even tell your mouth from your ass, so–” A blast of magic hit her face and she realised her mouth was gone. “Mmmm! Mhm hmm, hm fucker!”
“No, Trixie doesn’t think she will.” Trixie smirked, positioning herself above Starlight.
Starlight moaned when she felt a huge member sliding between her pink folds and nearly splitting her apart, the added weight of Trixie and Sunburst—who had finally found the right hole—pushing her deeper into the couch.
“That’s very weird,” Trixie muttered. “Trixie’s balls-deep in Starlight and you’re balls-deep in me. Odd.”
“Mmmm-hm!” Starlight exclaimed.
“She said, ‘stop talking and fuck me, you dumb–’.” Sunburst shrugged. “I’d rather not say this aloud, but let’s say it’s the place my dick is in right now.”
Trixie chuckled. “How do you know that?”
Sunburst blushed. “I may have met Pinkie’s sister. She’s a mare of a few words, but she knows surprisingly many things… In fact, I met all of them, but none of them knows about the other ones.”
Trixie grabbed the couch’s armrest to gain leverage and pushed deep, making Starlight moan. “Trixie never knew you were such a–” She moaned when Sunburst pushed into her, hitting her G-spot. Her muscles squeezed around his dick and her own dick twitched inside of Starlight. Trixie could barely withstand the pleasure; had Starlight not sucked her off before, she already would've come. In fact, she felt that her pussy was pretty close; she could feel warm marecum dripping down her nutsack, seeping into the fur. The sensation alone was driving her nuts; Trixie smiled at the pun, remembering to drop it later, when Starlight and Sunburst would least suspect it.
Sunburst, in the meantime, wasn’t in a mood to appreciate horrible puns; the smell of two mares getting rutted was slowly driving him insane as he held on to Trixie’s posterior, his balls slapping rhythmically against it. Trixie’s pussy squeezed tight around his dick; she wasn’t as tight as Marble or as wet and anger-pheromone-laden as Limestone, but Trixie was always the one he wanted to come back to. He felt that, at least on a physical level, they were made for each other. Even more than him and Starlight.
Or at least, that’s what he thought whenever he was not fucking Trixie; right now, he’d already given up to the primal lust, fueled by scent and wetness, and his thoughts were as coherent as Trixie’s moans whenever his dick hit a particularly sensitive spot.
Trixie let out a long moan. She could feel the familiar sensation building up in her vagina, but at the same time she sensed the tingling in her balls and pressure she’d not known before. Starlight’s powerful muscles squeezed her cock, as if begging for release. Pressure increased, slowly spreading across Trixie’s body and crawling towards a similar bit of pleasure in her pussy. Trixie started to wonder what’d happen if they met.
Starlight groaned, shuddering and trembling as an orgasm overwhelmed her. Trixie’s dick went deeper than before, aided by marecum filling Starlight’s pussy and leaking on the couch, completely ruining Trixie’s cape. The tip of Trixie’s cock hit Starlight’s cervix, causing her to scream in pleasure and surprise. She wrapped her legs around Trixie’s hips, pulling her closer to herself.
Suddenly, Trixie blacked out. At one point, she could see Starlight crying tears of pleasure underneath her and then she felt her own vagina exploding in an orgasm and sending a wave of pleasure straight to her balls. The pressure overflowed and Trixie, not familiar with having a dick, didn’t know how to stop it. The great and powerful wave of cum shot out of her cock, filling Starlight’s cervix. Trixie, however, knew she wasn’t done. The next spasm sent more cum out, drowning Starlight’s pussy in it and overflowing, leaking into the already huge puddle of Starlight’s own cum.
The smell sent Sunburst over the edge; he came with a loud, unstallionlike moan, adding more cum to the resulting mess. Trixie’s hind legs shook as she felt the first waves of warm seed pumped into her. She collapsed onto Starlight, panting heavily with pure bliss on her face. Her dick slipped out of Starlight’s pussy, still leaking the last droplets of semen.
Soon, however, it went softer and smaller, sinking into the fur around her crotch and disappearing completely. Sunburst, still half-erect, looked at it and winced.
“It hurts to look at,” he muttered, pulling off his glasses his glasses and frowning. His frown deepened when he noticed they were covered in something foul.
“Oh, don’t worry,” Starlight said. Sunburst and Trixie looked at her and noticed that her mouth was back. She sat on the couch, looking at Trixie’s cum slowly leaking out of her. “Why are you looking at me like that? I could dispel Trixie’s spell anytime I wanted. Also, speaking of spells…”
“Yes?” Sunburst asked, looking at a small bulge growing on Starlight’s crotch.
“The Harmless Hermaphrodite Hex usually has to go through two or three mares before it dissipates completely,” Starlight replied as the bulge suddenly turned into a small dick and balls the size of marbles. “Well, it’ll take them a few minutes before they grow to a size as impressive as Trixie’s…”
“Huh.” Trixie smirked. “So, we’ll have to have round two?”
“More like, round three.” Starlight chuckled, poking her nuts which, at this point, were already the size of ping pong balls. “I want to have some fun with it before I get rid of this.” She turned to Sunburst. “As for round two, has someone ever given your ass a test ride?”
Sunburst gulped. “Oh my…”
Luster Dawn sat on an armchair, her mouth agape. Words failed her; she shifted her gaze from Starlight to Trixie and back.
“So, that’s basically how you were born,” Trixie said. “Technically.”
“More or less,” Starlight added. “Anything else you’d like to ask?”
Luster winced. “Uhh… so which of you is my mother, after all?”
Starlight and Trixie looked at each other. “It’s complicated.”
Sunburst rolled his eyes. “By that they mean that they used your birth for tax fraud and some money laundering scheme. They’re legally not allowed to tell you who your mother is.”
“What the fuck…” Luster whispered.
“That’s how we rolled back then,” Starlight replied.
“Yeah, and Trixie needed money.” Trixie smiled sheepishly. “Trixie hopes this explains things.”
Luster Dawn’s eye twitched. “Yes. It does,” she said in a flat tone. “Although I technically asked you how to get rid of this giant dong, but fuck my life… I guess I will go to my room and make marshmallows.” She let out a small chuckle. “Really giant ones…”