Cursed, Snails searches for a way out of a life that would be a dream for some, but a nightmare for him. The continuing story of Snails as he travels to the Crystal Empire with his mentor.
There are some that would view Escargot's life as perfect. There are some that think she's the luckiest pony alive. She has looks, she has status, she has the attention of the princesses. What more could a pony want. There are some that would give anything for what she has. Snails would give it all up to go back to being a normal colt and have the nightmare end.
Snails 1/2 a Perfect Stallion follows Snails and his alter ego Escargot, on a trip to the frozen north. Through danger, adventure, and through bad marriage proposals. The Ranma-esc style story continues.
Will Snails ever become the Perfect Stallion?
With artwork by Alkarasu and edited by Swyrl, this is a story made as a pure slice of life comedy in the style of anime.
“I expect you to behave with honor, integrity, & pride.”
“I expect you to uphold the values of our family name.”
Snails sighed, and only one thought ran through his mind: I’m gonna end up wearing a dress, aren’t I?
Snails ½: Sweet and Kind
It seemed like just last week, Snails’ life had been destroyed. It seemed like just last week, everything he knew, everything he thought, had been wrapped up in a curse and turned into some sick joke. Oh, who was he kidding? It WAS last week.
In just a few days, he went from a nopony colt, to a Harvest Princess, then a member of the Canterlot Elite, and now Twilight’s prized pupil. It would have been great, except it only applied to his filly self.
Noot Noot! Noot Noot!
Snails reached over and turned off his alarm clock. Yawning, he looked into the mirror and ruffled his scruffy mane. Honestly, sometimes he had a hard time recognizing his own reflection.
Sticking his tongue out, he looked inside his mouth… “Blaaaaah.”
He still had an hour before he was supposed to be at Twilight’s for Escargot’s lessons. More than enough time to have a quick hot shower, get some breakfast, get his things together and go.
Walking past his mom in the hall, he yawned sleepily and entered the bathroom. Locking the door firmly shut, he turned on the shower. Just as he stepped inside, he heard his mom call out.
“Oh! Snails, the hot water tank is broken, so there’s only cold water. Heart Wrench said she’d be in later this morning to fix it.”
Pounding his face softly against the wall, Escargot whispered. “Why, why, why?”
Stepping out of the shower, Escargot turned off the water and dried the long, silky mane and tail. Changing to filly form changed Snails’ mane from a short scruff to long, flowing locks in an instant. At least he had time to-
Snails’ dad knocked heavily on the bathroom door, “Open up Snails, I have to get in there.”
“Note to self: never think you can deal with something. It’s just an open invitation...” Escargot trailed off. He opened the door, giving Dad his big sad eyes.
“Oh Escargot, I didn’t know you were here last night.” He said, “Pardon me, but nature calls.”
Closing the door, Escargot walked into his bedroom (technically Snails’ bedroom), and got the saddle bags Twilight had given Escargot. Instead of a cutie mark on the clasp, it was simple white circle. He turned and walked out of his room and straight into his mom.
“Escargot, I know I said you could stay here, but that’s Snails’ room! It’s not proper for a filly to be coming and going from a colt’s room like that, especially when he isn’t here.”
“Yes ma’am, sorry.”
“Oh, don’t look so sad, I’m not mad at you; I just want Snails to feel his privacy is respected.”
Walking downstairs, Escargot snuck a pair of muffins into his bag, then headed outside. “Might as well get to Twilight’s early today. Maybe I can meet up with Snips and-”
Dinky was sitting in tears at the side of the road. Her head was low, ears drooped as she sniffled.
Sighing, Escargot sat beside her and nuzzled her gently. “What’s wrong?”
“Between mail deliveries and weather work, mom barely even has time to eat. I was going to get her some muffins, but I dropped my bits. When I went back to find them, Diamond Tiara had them. She said that because I couldn’t prove they were mine…” Dinky started crying softly.
Well, there goes breakfast. Escargot thought, opening the bag and passing Dinky the muffins. “Here, take these.”
Dinky blinked, “Really? What about you?”
Flipping his mane, Escargot giggled, “I’ve got to watch this girlish figure. I don’t want to turn into a little pudgy, wudgy, piggly, wiggly, like Diamond Tiara, do I?” Escargot groaned silently. Just put me out of my misery now. I never thought I’d have to use terms like ‘girlish figure’ in public.
“Oh Celestia, thank you!” Dinky leaped up and hugged Escargot tightly, before running off to find Derpy.
“Well, I guess Diamond Tiara has found a way to get herself ungrounded after that Love Poison issue.” Escargot muttered to himself as he walked up to Twilight’s castle.
He tapped politely on the doors. Spike opened one and smiled at him, “Good morning Escargot! Twilight’s in the library.”
“Well, I should get st-”
CRASH!
Escargot cringed and looked over his shoulder. Scootaloo was lying on her side in the road, her scooter wedged in a fence, and Silver Spoon was yelling at her to be more careful.
“I’ll be back.” Escargot trotted over to Scootaloo.
“Are you OK, Scoots?” Escargot asked.
“Yeah, but my scooter isn’t. She just walked out into the road without looking.” Scootaloo said, and shot a mournful glance at her scooter.
Sorting through his pack, Escargot pulled out the few bits he had scrounged up for lunch, and offered them to Scootaloo. “Heart Wrench is going to be at m- Snails’ house all morning. If you ask, I’m sure she can fix the scooter for you as well.”
“Oh, thank you so much! I have to get to Apple Bloom’s though, she really needs this.” Scootaloo held up a saddle bag.
Looking back at Twilight’s Castle, Escargot sighed. “Ok I’ll take it. You need to get your scooter fixed first.”
Taking Scootaloo’s pack, Escargot trotted up to the front door to drop off her own saddlebags. “I’m sorry, can you tell the princess I may be late? Seems like everypony is having a crisis today.”
He turned and ran across town to Sweet Apple Acres. What would have taken Scootaloo only moments to travel ended up costing Escargot a good 10 minute run. As soft crying rang out from below an oak along the path, Escargot slowed to investigate.
Noi was lying against the trunk, hugging a book, tears flowing down her cheeks.
Escargot sat beside Noi and hugged her gently. “What’s wrong?”
“Diamond Tiara ran past me and knocked off my Rainbow Dash hat. Now it’s stuck up in the tree. Mom’s going to kill me because I spent a whole week’s allowance on it and lost it.”
“No pegasi around to help?” Escargot stood up on her hind legs, balancing with her forelegs
“Scoots can’t fly, and all the other pegasi are on weather duty for that big thunderstorm.”
“Oh yeah, they even drafted the mailmare for that.” Scrunching his face in concentration, Escargot’s magic sputtered at first, before grasping the hat and pulling it down gently. Twilight's training was at least helping with some things.
“You got it!” Noi said hugging Escargot’s legs.
“Gotta run, Apple Bloom needs me!” He turned towards the Acres and resumed his run.
As he arrived at the Apple farm, he saw Applejack and Filthy Rich arguing while Apple Bloom hid behind her big sister.
Escargot trotted up breathlessly and offered Apple Bloom the bag. “Scootaloo… accident… broke…”
Apple Bloomed hugged Escargot gratefully and pulled a book out of the bag. “Here, sis!”
“No more shenanigans! See right here!” Applejack started in, “Iff’n yeh aren’t gonna believe the word of the element of honesty, then read it with your own eyes.”
Escargot turned around and made for the castle. It was another 10 min run back, but at least he had long legs.
Skidding to a stop and catching his breath, he watched as a group of ponies pranced by singing, led by Pinkie Pie. Watching and waiting for the parade to pass gave him a few moments to breath. He was almost back to the castle.
Sweetie Belle ran up, equally breathless, “Seen… seen… Scootaloo?”
“Snails’ house. Her scooter was broken, so she went to see if it could get fixed.”
Sweetie Belle drooped.
“What do you need?”
“Rarity needs our help; she's trying hard, doing what she can.” Sweetie Belle said. “She’s waiting on me and Scoots to bring her a wagon-load of crystals, but I can’t do it alone.”
Nodding, Escargot turned to the wagon. It took both of them to pull it, and it was slow going. By the time they got there, Rarity was in somewhat of a panic. “Oh darlings, you made it. I’ve got to complete this order for Mr Rich; I need these for the clasps. Thank you both so much.”
Giving both fillies gracious hugs, Rarity smiled brightly.
Escargot turned and made a break for the castle. He had finally made it, and only an hour late.
Spike was shaking his head and sweeping the floor while Twilight glared at Escargot sternly.
“If you didn’t want to be my student, you should have informed me. Being an hour late-” she paused briefly and glanced at a wall clock “-OVER an hour late is completely unacceptable. Now I’ll have to spend another hour reorganizing your learning schedule. I think I have an open slot at 5:25, but-” Twilight shook her head as if to clear it. “In any case, we have lost valuable time, which you will need to make up for. Unless, of course, you don’t WANT to learn magic?”
“I was just-” Escargot started then stopped. Wait, not being Twilight’s student? Wasn’t this a good thing?
“Wait in the library while I find a solution. I may need to meet with your guardian, to discuss your future in magical education, as my student or otherwise.”
With a soft meep, Escargot made his way into the library. His stomach growled: all that running around and skipping breakfast was taking its toll.
He sat down, opening one of his books he began to read. Basics of magic. It was hard, even though it was made for foals. He still had problems with some of the words. Book learning was never a strong part of Snails’ life.
The door opened after a few moments, and the Crusaders scampered in, followed by Dinky and Noi. They made a beeline for Escargot and piled into a group hug.
“We’re sorry you’re in trouble.” Dinky apologized.
“Why are you here?” Escargot said.
“Owlicious brought us letters. Who sends letters by owl anyways?” Apple Bloom said.
“Who.” Owlicious hooted from his perch.
“All of us.” Sweetie Belle answered.
Walking in, Twilight spread her wings slightly, with an air of authority.
“You can’t punish her, Twilight!” Dinky stood up in front of Escargot. “She gave me her breakfast muffins to help me and my mom. She was so sweet and kind.”
“She gave me all her bits so I could fix my scooter!” Scootaloo bolted in front of her as if to shield her.
Noi stood up fiercely, “She was in a hurry, but stopped to get my hat out of the tree. If she hadn’t I’d have been grounded!”
“If not for her, Sis wouldn’t have had the book to prove, uh, things to Filthy Rich.” Apple Bloom put her hoof down. and then, more quietly. “I’m not sure what it was, but it seemed important.”
“If not for her, Rarity wouldn’t have finished her order!” Sweetie said.
Twilight blinked and looked at Spike, “This seems... strangely familiar.”
"It should. At least this time we don't have to repair the damage from a ‘want it need it’ spell." Spike snorted.
“Alright. It appears that you were late because you took time to help your friends. They needed you, and you were there for them. This is a powerful lesson that takes some ponies a long time to learn, and some never learn it at all. I’ve decided not end your studies. Tomorrow I’m traveling to the Crystal Empire for 3 days, and, as a reward for all your kindness today (and a lesson well learned), you may accompany me on the trip. You’ll get to see the Crystal Heart, and meet Princess Cadence!”
“Ohhh, you’re so lucky!” Dinky smiled brightly.
“It’s not just luck, it’s serendipity!” Sweetie Belle said.
Dinky giggled, “Serendipity Escargot, sounds like a name.”
Sweetie Belle blinked then squeaked “Oh my gosh! Serendipity Escargot! I love it!”
“I’ve had it up to here with Escargot and stupid fillies”
“I’m not stupid.”
“Oh come on!”
Snails 1/2: The Best Teacher
Escargot had to admit: Twilight Sparkle was a good teacher. She had tried teaching Escargot using a few different methods before settling on demonstration and practice. There was still reading- a lot of reading- but mostly, she simply showed Escargot how to do something, then sat with her while she practiced. It actually worked. If only the teachers did that with him as a colt.
Unfortunately, he had Escargot's trip to the Crystal Empire to worry over. 3 days! How was he going to explain being away from home for-
“Oh Escargot Darling!” Rarity trilled happily as Escargot stepped into the sunshine.
“You heard about my trip?” Escargot wasn’t sure if that was a question or a statement, but knowing Sweetie Belle, Rarity already knew everything.
“Of course! I have a special case packed for you already.” Smiling brightly, Rarity helped Escargot into a summery yellow and pink sundress, with a matching floral hat.
“Rarity, my trip isn’t till tomorrow.” Escargot sighed resignedly. He knew there was no fighting Rarity, but he made an effort nonetheless.
“I know, but you needed something special for today. You must tell your parents, after all.” Rarity said, then hummed to herself pensively, “Come to think of it, I don’t believe we’ve been introduced yet. Would it be too much trouble to arrange a meeting?”
“Is it ok if I bring them to the store so we can all talk?”
“Oh, most definitely.” Rarity beamed, then began the return to her boutique.
Hitching the saddle bag onto his back and picking up the suitcase, Escargot headed home. “Ok. Just walk in, dump the stuff off in the spare room mom has for Escargot, and have a hot shower. Then I can go play with Snips. I’ll think of something later.”
Pausing at the door, he reached up with a foreleg and grumbled, “I just want to know why nopony respects me as a colt.”
The next thing he heard was the cry of a pegasus from above. “Look out below!”
The large wash tub had gotten away from Flitter and Cloudchaser and slammed into the ground mere feet from Escargot. It bounced, then rolled down the street, eventually settling against a fence. Unfortunately, the hot water inside hit her with all it had.
Looking at his orange foreleg he sighed. Seeing his fate dead in the eye as his dad opened the door just hoofsteps away. “Hi dad.”
His father simply frowned at Snails in the cute dress and flowery hat, brow furrowed and eyes shadowed with disappointment. “Son, we need to talk.”
“Yes, father.”
“First, get out of those repulsive filly clothes. I can’t stand to see you dressed like that.”
Snails entered his room and extricated himself from the dress. Putting it on a hanger, he hung it in the bathroom to dry. As he watched his reflection, anger, frustration, welled up inside him and left him on the verge of tears. He took a deep, steadying breath, then turned and walked head low into his father’s study.
“Sit.”
Obediently Snails sat on the floor with his hind legs spread a bit, front legs between them.
“Snailsquirm, I expect you to be the perfect stallion.” His father looked sternly at Snails, with just a hint of concern. “You gain respect with hard work. You gain respect by proving you can work through any and ALL hardships: through ice or heat, through flood and drought, and endure it without complaint or reward. Look at Big Macintosh: he runs for hours on a treadmill apple press, once a year for three days straight. He plows the fields without rest, and expects nothing in return. Look at Filthy Rich: he worked so hard to build a huge business, slaved over bargains and built his fortune from the ground up. He still works there every day, and continues to push himself harder and harder. And ponies respect him for that.” His father glanced distastefully at the dress.
“They do not respect him for wearing dresses. I didn’t raise you to act like a filly, Snails. I raised you to be a real Earth Stallion, as tough as nails and as strong as boulders.” He paused, both perplexed and frustrated. “So why in Celestia’s sky were you wearing a dress?”
“I’m not an earth pony though.” Snails began, then flinched as the piercing glance of his father bore through him. “Sorry.”
“Ponyville was built on the backs of strong earth ponies, strong like us. Not with cheap unicorn tricks. Every winter, we clean up without magic. Why do you think that is? Why do you think we disallow magic in our home? When you are old enough and strong enough, I’m sure some nice filly will be there for you, maybe even Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon.” Then, to himself, “ I should talk to Filthy Rich about that.”
Oh, Celestia. Snails thought. She tried to Love Poison me, and he wants to set me up with her? What did I do to deserve this? He needed an excuse though, a way out of the dress incident.
Snails thought as hard as he could. If I tell dad the truth, he’ll kick me out for sure. I’ll be all alone on the street, fending for myself. But I can’t lie. He’ll know. He always knows.
Taking a deep breath, Snails kept his head low. “Rarity gave Escargot a new day dress, hat, and suitcase for a trip she’s taking tomorrow. I couldn’t carry everything back here, and there wasn’t room in the case for the dress. In the end it got put on me, so I left it on until I got home.”
If you told the truth, you never had to worry about keeping lies straight.
“Maybe Escargot is a bad influence. I’ll talk with your mother about this.”
“Dad, would it be ok if I went camping for a few days? School’s out, and some time away from the girls will do me good.”
“Well, it would do you some good to get away from all this filly nonsense, and a wild night in the woods might make you into more of a stallion.” After some brief consideration, his father agreed, “You’re free to go.”
Snails turned and trotted out. He tried to stick to the earth pony values, but it wasn’t easy. This town did a lot of things without magic -especially the different season wrap ups- but he was in no way able to push the bigger ploughs like his dad did.
It took him some time, but he finally found Snips at Sugarcube Corner. Best of all, there had been no water problems to speak of. He relaxed into a seat across from Snips and smiled.
“Hey Snips, wanna do anything?”
“I was thinking of going swimming, wanna join me?”
“Sur…. Umm. Actually, not for swimming, but maybe something else.”
“Well, there’s always Escargot.” Snips said.
“Pardon?”
“Escargot, the new unicorn in town. She’s so cute.” Snips said with a sigh.
“Oh no, I’ve had it up to here with Escargot and stupid filly stuff.” Snails said holding his hoof over his horn. He blinked and slowly looked beside him to see the CMC, Noi, and Dinky, all of whom had just stopped at the table beside him.
Dinky sniffled quietly, looking away from snails. “I’m not stupid. Neither is mom.”
“Oh come on!” Snails snorted in exasperation.
“Hey! That’s my line!” Sweetie Belle squeaked, jumping up and down to emphasize her point.
Apple Bloom stalked up to Snails. “Ah don’t know what yer problem is with her, but if you were half the pony she was...”
Turning Snails closed his eyes and headed for the door.
“Where do you think you’re going?” Apple Bloom asked angrily.
“To find an Ursa Minor to play with.” Snails said bitterly, sagging towards the door. He was stopped by a wall of purple fur. He slowly looked up to see Twilight Sparkle’s critical gaze. Yep. He just couldn’t win.
As he sat outside of the store, Twilight Sparkle circled Snails like a shark, chastising him. “Do you know how much damage the Ursa Minor caused last time?”
“Yes ma’am. I wasn’t really going to play with one, I was just so frustrated. I just want to play.” Snails said. “Dad’s mad at me, the girls hate me. All I want is to be a colt and play.” Snails stomped his hoof in frustration. Twilight’s expression softened.
“Play what?” Twilight asked gently.
“I don’t know. I just want to run free, to play. I want to be a colt without having to worry, to be me without having to care, or have responsibilities, or be afraid.”
Twilight blinked, curled her wing around Snails. “I’m going to the Crystal Empire for 3 days, but after that, why don’t you come by the castle? I can teach you how to play chess.”
“I- I think I’d like that.” Snails said blinking. She really was the best teacher he could hope for.
“Good, now why don’t you and Snips go swimming or something?”
“If you feel she’s up to it, Princess. I defer to your judgement on such matters.”
“Wonderful! Escargot, the train leaves at 8 am. As my student, I’d prefer if you were there on time. I don’t want to have to ask the girls to go looking for you. Pinkie is a master of hide & seek: she can find anypony if she puts her mind to it.”
I wonder if I could outrun Pinkie? Ok wait, Rainbow Dash can’t outrun Pinkie. Yep, I’m doomed.
Snails ½: You and I
It was nearing dinnertime when Snails trotted up to his front door, covered from nose to tail in dirt and sweat. He was dusty, with leaves and branches tangled in his mane. He was hungry and tired. He was a colt, and happy for it. He’d spent the last few hours happily playing in the dirt, mud, and shrubs, just being Snails.
He jumped and shook himself off on the doormat to get the bulk of it off, then trotted inside.
“Oh Snails, you’re a disaster. Go upstairs and get cleaned up.” His mom said, gesturing towards the stairs. “We have company.”
“Ok mom. Is the hot water working?”
“Heart Wrench said our little heater was being overworked. It should be ok as long as we don’t use too much hot water.” She said.
Trotting past the living room, he glanced through the doorway to see Rarity sipping tea across from his dad. There are so many ways that can’t be good.
With a long, cold shower, Escargot got cleaned off, followed by a quick blast of hot water to change back into Snails. Doing that saved on the water he would NEED to survive. Without that hot water, he’d be doomed.
As he dried himself, he trotted downstairs to hear his father talk. “Honestly, sometimes I think Snails got his cutie mark for being slow. He learns at a snail’s pace, works at a snail’s pace, and now with this Escargot business, things are just getting worse. Do you know, I caught him wearing one of her dresses today. The very idea!”
Taking a deep breath, Snails walked into the living room and stopped short at Rarity’s face. She had her cheeks puffed out, and was looking a little red. Obviously she didn’t approve of him wearing the dress either.
“Hello dad. Hello ma’am.” Snails said nervously, and sat quietly on the floor.
After a brief nod of acknowledgement to Snails, Rarity turned back to Long Haul. “I see, that must have been very distressful, Mr Haul. I was wondering though, Escargot...”
“Honey, Princess Twilight is at the door. She wants to speak with you.”
“Send her in! Don’t keep the royalty waiting.” He looked down at Snails and cleared his throat. “Snailsquirm, I expect you to behave with the honor, integrity, and pride befitting an earth pony in the presence of Princess Twilight.”
“Yes, dad.” Snails said, keeping his head down. His father, his teacher, and Rarity all together in one room with him? It was PTA night all over again. But with a princess. And he was cursed. It was only a matter of time before the water struck again.
“Would anyone care for a cold drink?” His mother asked.
“No, thank you.” Twilight said as she sat down.
“I’m fine dear.”
“Thank you, but I have my tea to sip.” Rarity said, doing just that.
“I’ve been trying to find Escargot’s parents.” Twilight said, “She doesn’t talk about them much, past the fact that they don’t want her practicing magic.”
“She’s from out of town. I haven’t had much time to talk to her myself.” Snails’ mom said, “She didn’t even have a place to stay, so I let her stay here. One of these days I’ll just have to have a sit down with her.”
“She’s not here now, though?” Twilight asked, tilting her head in curiosity.
“No, I haven’t seen her since this morning.” His father said, “But Snails met up with her just after lunch.”
“Has she been doing her magical homework?” Twilight asked, “Her studies are very intensive. She’s a wonderful student, but she seems to have problems with some of the fundamentals.”
Snails cringed at the word 'fundamentals'. That’s a term he never wanted to learn. He couldn’t spell it, but he knew it had nothing to do with fun. In fact, he was pretty sure that if he looked the word up in a dictionary, the definition would be the opposite of fun.
“I hope not. We are a traditional house- we don’t allow magic here.” His father said.
Both Rarity and Twilight blinked at Snails, “What about your son?”
“We’ve chosen to raise him as an earth pony. He shows no aptitude or interest in magic.” His father stated with finality.
“Well, do you mind if Escargot comes with us for a few days to the Crystal Empire?” Twilight asked.
“Shouldn’t be a problem. Snails, can you go find Escargot?”
“Yes, dad.” Snails stood up and blinked, looking around. Where to ‘look’ for her? Where to change? Outside water hose would be best, probably.
“Snails, I said go. Don’t just stand there.” His father said sternly.
“Sorry.” Snails turned and ran outside and sat down by the garden hose. Looking around, he made sure no one was around, before tentatively turning on the water.
Shaking dry, he returned as Escargot. As long as they didn’t expect them together, this should be fine.
Escargot trotted in and sat down, greeting Rarity and Twilight. “Hello Ms. Rarity, hello Princess.”
“They are here to make sure you are prepared for and allowed on the trip.” Her father said.
“Yes fa-” he shook his head and faked a sneeze. “Yes sir.”
Stupid, stupid, stupid, he thought. I need to be more careful.
Rarity smiled softly and moved to sit beside Escargot, touching her side to the filly’s. “I do hope Snails hung up your dress for the trip, rather than just leaving it on the floor.”
“I- I haven’t checked.” Escargot said.
“So, there is no problem with her visiting the Crystal Empire with me for a few days?” Twilight watched Rarity fussing a bit with Escargot’s mane.
“Technically, she’s not our responsibility, so I see no reason why she can’t.” Snails’ father said with a nod. “If you feel she’s up to it, Princess. I defer to your judgement on such matters.”
“Wonderful! Escargot, the train leaves at 8 am. As my student, I’d prefer if you were there on time. I don’t want to have to ask the girls to go looking for you. Pinkie is a master of hide & seek: she can find anypony if she puts her mind to it.”
I wonder if I could outrun Pinkie? Ok wait, Rainbow Dash can’t outrun Pinkie. Yep, I’m doomed. Escargot thought to himself. Why does everyone want to sic the guards on me if I don’t show up? What did I do to deserve that?
“I will be up early, in case you need any help before the trip. Oh, and do be a darling, and let Snails know that if he needs any help, or simply a pony to talk to, he can stop by any time. Although, I would prefer if he were clean when he does so. I do so hate dirt in my store.” Rarity said, standing up.
Blinking, Escargot shook his head briefly and looked up at Rarity. “I will.”
“As for the Crystal Empire, trust me, you and I are going to have such a fabulous time! I hear their hot springs are to die for.” Rarity wiped her brow melodramatically before trotting out, head held high.
She had to say die, didn’t she?
Snails’ mom came in, wiping off her apron, “Will you be joining us for dinner tonight, Escargot?”
“I- I don’t feel so well. I think I’m just going to go to my room and lay down.”
“Oh nonsense, you need to eat something. I’ll make you a some sandwiches and juice.” She said.
“Honey, she said she didn’t-” He stopped abruptly, and, if he could’ve, would’ve undid everything he’d just said. Snails’ mom had long ago mastered the ‘you’re sleeping on the couch tonight’ look. She didn’t use it often, which was probably why it was so effective when she did.
Trotting into the the bathroom, Escargot picked up the dress and carried it into 'her' room. “Ok, dress is ready, packed, books are ready. Now, I just need to survive. Hot springs, hot tubs, exploding hot water pipes, accidents from pegasi- I shouldn’t have a problem. No problem at all.”
The door opened, and Snails’ mom walked in, “Here you go: hot ginger carrot soup. Nothing helps settle an upset stomach quite like it. It's Snails’ favorite when he’s sick. Here, I also made some lettuce, tomato, cheese and cucumber sandwiches.” she paused “You know, Rarity seems to worry about you a lot as well.”
“How comes Snails isn’t an earth pony?” Escargot asked. It was never a question that had occurred to him before; It just came up with thinking about using magic, and how Rarity was treating him... Well, Escargot.
Snails’ mom sighed wistfully, “My mom was a unicorn. Though she died when I was young, I can still remember her horn shine: it was the most beautiful golden, like a fresh harvest and the gold of the sun. Just like your eyes. She died during a magical storm created by a monster from the Everfree. She stayed with me, my husband Long Haul, and his parents, trying to protect us all. The strain was too much for her though- Only Long Haul and I survived. I still remember her bright glow, keeping the storm at bay for so long. I think he still blames her for not saving his parents. It’s why he doesn’t like or trust magic.”
Escargot closed his eyes gently, then lit his horn, filling the room with the soft, golden light of his Hornshine.
His mom hugged her tightly, tears in her eyes, “Oh Escargot, it’s just like my mom’s- Almost exactly how I remember it. Who knows, maybe you two are related somehow.” Standing up, Snails’ mom backed off. “Now eat up, and then get some rest. You have a big day tomorrow.” As her mom left the room, he asked her, “What was her name? Your mom’s?”
“Clover. She was a lucky little unicorn at times, so some called her Serendipity.”
Thumping his head against the wall several times, Escargot grumbled. Whose bright idea was that name again? Oh yeah, Sweetie Belle. I need to thank her so very much.
“A princess like you deserves to be treated properly.”
“You’re a very special filly that just draws friends to her.”
Snails ½: Must Find
squee, squee
squee, squee
Escargot opened an eye and stared balefully at the alarm clock. It was only 7 am. Why did fillies have to get up so early? Why couldn’t they be like stallions, and just sleep in till 8:00? Why did mom put a bunny alarm clock in Escargot’s bedroom that made such cute sounds?
Reaching over, Escargot turned off the alarm clock and sat up. Unwrapping her mane, he grumbled, “How do they sleep with long manes?”
Escargot picked up a hairbrush and started brushing out his mane and tail a bit, just enough to untangle it. “I wish I could just sleep as a colt. I am a colt. I’m a colt. I’m a colt.”
Snails Mom opened the door and looked in, “Are you OK?”
“I’m a cold.”
“Oh poor thing, it’s probably just nerves. After all, you’re going on a trip with the Princess of Magic to meet the Princess of Love. That’s bound to have any foal’s stomach in knots.” Mrs Hall moved over to give Escargot a quick hug.
“About last night...” He could tell her, he could bring himself to tell her…
“Oh, It was such a wonderful gift, but you must promise me to never ever to show that around my husband. He’d want you out of the house in an instant.”
Never mind.
“Rarity has me set up with 3 suitcases for a 2 day trip. I still don’t know why I need a case just for makeup and mane-care products.” Escargot grumbled looking at the pile.
Escargot got into her sun dress quickly, as it was shorter and easier to put on than other outfits, which meant there was no fumbling or confusion.
“Royal functions. You are likely to need it for them. Sometimes, there is a certain expectation for mares to wear makeup at formal functions or important occasions.” Picking up Escargot’s hat, his mom smiled, “Don’t forget this.”
Gathering up all his gear, Escargot made her way downstairs. Honestly, Snails wouldn’t pack this much to go camping for 3 days. What is it with fillies? Picking up a few muffins, Escargot bounded out the door and ran for Rarity’s boutique.
Rarity was waiting at the door, smiling, “Ok darling, let’s give you a quick walk-around.”
“Aren’t you coming?”
“Are you not coming, dear. Please watch your language. You don’t want to sound like a colt, do you?” Rarity smiled. This little filly was definitely a must-find.
Lowering his head, Escargot sighed, “No ma’am.”
“I’m sorry dear, a major order just came in. Do not fret, Twilight is by far the best teacher you could hope for. You can tell her anything. I trust her, and so should you.” Rarity smiled.
“Oh, I see.” Escargot said nervously.
“It needs one last thing.” Rarity lifted off Escargot’s hat, and with alarming swiftness, attacked her tail and mane with hair spray, brushes, combs and even a curling iron. It took less than 3 minutes, but by the time she was done, Escargot had curls much like Rarity’s. “There, now you should be able to ask Spike to help you with your bags quite easily.”
“Huh?”
“Oh, nothing.” Rarity said with an all-too-innocent smile. “Enjoy your trip!”
With a quick hug, Escargot was off. It was just a short trot to the train station, and still before 8:00. Rainbow Dash was up unbelievably early, for some reason. She was off singing with Fluttershy about something, heading for the Apple Farm. It must be a cider day (thankfully not the Cider Day, but that was another story).
Slowing to a stop, Escargot spotted Twilight and Spike on the platform and smiled.
“Spike, did you ever find that book on Crystal Empire customs?” Twilight asked as she went over her checklist.
When he saw Escargot, Spike’s jaw dropped and he took on the look of a colt hit by a double shot of love poison. “Woah, I ne-”
“What was that Spike?” Twilight said looking down.
Shaking his head, Spike coughed, “I need to help her with her bags, that’s too much for her to carry.”
Escargot blinked as Spike ran over and gathered all the bags, hauling them up the platform and setting them beside Twilight. “There you are, my lady.”
Twilight blinked, looking at Escargot’s mane. “Did you do that?”
Escargot blinked and shook his head, “No, Princess Twilight. Rarity said I needed one last touch before the trip.”
Spike sat watching Escargot, unable to take his eyes off of her. Her mane & tail, her gentle features... She was like a Rarity, but his age. He must find a way to impress her.
“Oh look daddy, it’s the little blank-flank.” Diamond Tiara sneered as her travel cases were unloaded. “She isn’t late for the train this time.”
Escargot blinked, “You’re coming too?”
“Why, of course! My father has important trade deals in the Empire.” She said, sticking her nose up disdainfully.
“And that would be the less pleasant side of the trip.” Twilight said, “Negotiations with the trade ponies. At least you won’t have to be involved in that.”
“Luckily, I have my butler to carry my bags.” Diamond Tiara boasted.
“Actually dear, Randolph must return home, but I’m sure you can manage your own bag.” Filthy Rich said firmly as he picked up his suit case.
As the train pulled up, Spike dove under Escargot’s bags and picked them up with easy zeal, “I’ve got this!”
“Thank you Spike, but you need not.” Escargot said lifting a hoof.
“Nope, sorry. I can’t let you strain yourself.” Spike said as he hauled her load to the train. “A princess like you deserves to be treated properly.”
As she watched Diamond Tiara, Escargot cringed. It wasn’t his fault. He didn’t ask for this. He didn’t try to make Spike be his servant.
Diamond Tiara snarled, gnashing her teeth. The idea that she was outdone yet again by this- mule -was unacceptable. She would need to get her back, somehow.
Swallowing her dread, Escargot boarded the train with Twilight. The conductor was smiling as he helped Diamond Tiara into the first class car. “This will be where you enjoy the ride. We will have fresh meal and drinks prepared for you and the rest of the First Class passengers, as well as complimentary drink services. If you need anything, one of our servers will be at your service.”
Sitting down on one of the silk couches, Escargot glanced around the plush, opulent room.
“Oh, please, do not sit there, this isn’t where you shall be riding.” The conductor said urgently to Escargot.
Diamond Tiara stuck her nose in the air, “I should think not! This is for the elite, not for poor, useless blank-flanks like you.” She taunted.
“Princess Cadence sent her personal carriage. The Royal Car is fully at the disposal of Princess Twilight and her guest, Escargot.” The conductor motioned Escargot and Twilight further back.
“What?” Diamond Tiara looked on shocked.
“You will be traveling in the lap of luxury. Your food will be prepared by a royal chef, whom I’m told is five-star. Private servants will wait on your every need, and personal guards to ensure that no rabble shall disturb you.” With that, the Conductor shot a disapproving glance at Diamond Tiara, then lead Twilight and Escargot into the royal car.
“WHAT!” Diamond Tiara yelled and looked at her father, wild rage in her eyes. I must find something to use against her.
Sitting down in the royal car, Escargot just knew she was going to pay for this. It wasn’t her fault, as usual. Of course, Diamond would still hold her responsible. Why are fillies all nuts?
“Honestly, this isn’t my normal style. I usually just travel coach.” Twilight said re-assuredly.
“But you’re a princess! Why?”
“I wasn’t always a princess, and I like being with my friends. Being secluded away means I can’t be with them.” Twilight said, “And the Princess of Friendship being all alone just doesn’t seem right.”
“There’s really only one friend I hang around with.” Escargot said. He must find a way out of this situation.
“That’s not true. Noi, Sweetie Belle, Dinky, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo all care about you deeply. You might not notice it, but they all think you’re a great friend. You’re a very special filly that just draws friends to her.” Twilight said and ruffled Escargot’s mane comfortingly.
“But I’m a colt.” Escargot mumbled dejectedly to himself.
~Touch me, and vengeance shall be yours. Your enemy shall pay. ~
Make Her Heart
“A lady needs to carry herself with dignity, she must have pride in herself.” Diamond Tiara stated primly, walking off the train, head held high.
Twilight squeed as she bounded past Diamond Tiara. “Sister!”
Cadence hugged Twilight, laughing happily, then backed up. "Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
Escargot giggled as they wiggled their tails, then blinked in surprise. “Did I just giggle?”
Meanwhile, several of the crystal ponies at the station had taken an immediate interest in the foals. They looked on with a mix of shock and wonder as Spike trundled out with his load of luggage, whispering among themselves.
“She looks so much like her.”
“It can’t be!”
“Maybe if we saw her in crystal form?”
“She looks so regal!”
Holding her head high, Diamond Tiara walked towards the crowd. She was clearly upper crust, and they obviously knew it. Why, she was practically radiant with her beauty and upper-class-ness. Finally, some ponies who knew class when they saw it.
“Princess? Will our guests be allowed to look into the Crystal Heart?” Amber Waves asked as she looked down at the little filly.
Cadence blinked noticing several of the ponies taking their crystal forms. Something had their morale way up. “I hadn’t planned on it- why?”
“The foal reminds me of somepony I used to know- before King Sombra took power.” Amber Waves said.
“Well, we can visit. It’s on the way, after all.” Cadence smiled.
“Oh, Rarity will be so upset that she missed this. She just loves the crystal look.” Twilight giggled to herself.
Taking her place proudly in front of Escargot, Diamond Tiara walked forwards with the form and posture of proper nobility. Carrying her head high and walking with a slow and confident (but still relaxed) gate, she did her best to show her status as a true noble pony.
Escargot found himself hemmed in by others so Twilight walked beside the little filly in guise. On her other side, Amber Waves and Cadence walked side by side, watching Escargot gently. Several other ponies had taken notice, and were whispering amongst themselves as the ponies trotted along.
The Crystal Heart was at the base of the castle. It spun slowly in its resting place: the pride of the Crystal Empire. Four crystal guards stood, proudly protecting the heart. Their job was as much to keep it safe, as it was to keep others safe from it.
“Looking into the Crystal Heart is an uplifting experience- It can make your heart soar. For some, it can show them their heart’s true potential.” Cadence spoke gently and encouragingly.
Humphing at Escargot, little Diamond Tiara trotted up to the heart instead, “Father always says I am destined for great things. My cutie mark says so.”
“Maybe you shouldn’t-” Escargot started, before flinching under a withering glance from Diamond Tiara. Lowering her head, Escargot quieted.
Looking into the heart, Diamond Tiara’s body took on the crystal form, with ribbons appearing in her mane and tail. Tilting her head she grumped.
“What do you see, little one?” Princess Cadence asked.
“Nothing at all! It’s dark. Are you sure this thing is working?” Lifting a hoof to smack it she was pulled away gently by her father. Likely, he had decided that he couldn’t afford the repair bills for that.
“Your turn, Escargot.” Cadence said.
“She’s a blank flank! If I couldn’t see anything, then of course she won’t. Will she even get a crystal form?”
“But…” Escargot looked back at Twilight.
“Don’t worry, my little pony. Everything’s fine. Go ahead, it won’t hurt you, I promise.” Twilight gently nudged Escargot towards the heart.
Stepping forward, all looked on as Escargot’s form took on a crystalline appearance. Her mane and tail billowed out, flowing free like a river of rose diamonds. Curling just at the ends, her mane shimmered and sparkled in the light. As her mane reached her head, it formed into a braid just above her horn and between her ears. The silver ribbons that formed from the light of the Crystal Heart ringed her braid and formed a heart shape around her horn and between her eyes.
Silver ribbons formed on her lower legs, just above her hooves, crossing in heart shapes there too. One last crystal ribbon formed on the base of her tail and held the hair together at the base, before allowing it to billow out again, much like her mane.
“Wow, she does look like her.” Amber waves whispered, breathless.
“She looks so... beautiful.” Another said.
“I wonder if that’s how the princess looked when she was young?”
“Show-off” Diamond Tiara grumbled.
Cadence tilted her head, “Like who?”
“It was before you came here- 1,000 years ago, another princess ruled the empire. This filly reminds us of her in appearance.”
Escargot suddenly felt very uncomfortable. Everypony was staring at him, looking at him and judging his appearance. This was NOT what a colt was used to! Why couldn’t he just go play in the mud somewhere, or run through the woods? Why did he have to be here?
Heart’s potential, hmm? How bad could it really be? It would show him what his heart could become. What’s the worst it could show? Maybe him playing with Snips, or as a full grown stallion, proud and noble, like his father wanted?
Taking a deep breath, he looked straight into the crystal. As the heart spun, he saw the image of a beautiful mare looking back at him, her mane flowing around her. A golden crown rested on her head, her golden aura flowed from her horn and filled his heart. Yep- it was a nightmare.
Backing away as fast as he could, he looked up at Twilight panting hard.
“You saw yourself as a princess? That means you must have the potential for powerful magics in you! No wonder Celestia entrusted you to me!” Twilight said bouncing happily. “Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, my first chosen apprentice!”
“Maybe she’s the princess come back to us!” One pony said.
“Do you think she’d be interested in my colt? He’s old enough to get engaged.” Another called out.
“Oh Princess Cadence, you must give her your blessing, she’s so special!” A third said
“Bah, she’s lying! Make her tell the truth daddy!” Diamond Tiara whined.
“Now dear, you don’t know that. Besides, you will always be my princess.”
Diamond Tiara stormed away through the city, muttering angrily to herself. Now everypony HERE was paying attention to that little tramp. There had to be some way of stopping her. There had to be some way of getting her out of her life.
~vengeance~ A mysterious, not-at-all-trustworthy voice hissed.
Diamond Tiara froze a glanced around in alarm. “What? Who said that?”
There was no pony around, just the buildings. Starting to walk again, she found herself at the edge of the city. It was still daytime, but she didn’t have anywhere to be. Her father would be in meetings right now.
~Darknessssss~ the still-rather-suspicious voice hissed
Diamond Tiara spun around. Still nopony. This was likely some trick by Escargot just to bug her and make her look like a fool. Huffing irritably, she kicked a rock. The stone bounced a few times outside of the city limits, then turned into a red crystal.
~Do you want revenge little pony? ~
Approaching the crystal Diamond Tiara smiled. “How did you know?”
~Touch me, and vengeance shall be yours. Your enemy shall pay. ~
Looking around again, Diamond Tiara smiled and touched the crystal. She felt the energy surge through her, fill her! The darkness, the power! Slowly, a crimson horn grew from her forehead. Yes. She would have vengeance. She would have her vengeance against all the crystal ponies.
Run, hide, turn out the light- do something you idiot! Escargot thought to herself. You shouldn’t be here, you can’t be here!
Rearing up, Diamond Tiara roared out, “I will finish you once and for all!”
Snails ½ : This one's too young
It was a day of meetings. Several times Escargot felt her eyes glaze over at the terms being used. Cadence couldn’t help but giggle at all of the attention Escargot was getting. Even if she was grumpy, it took a bit longer than expected for her to shed her crystal form.
Cadence noted that all the happiness and joy from the other crystal ponies was infectious. The extra boost had likely kept the little filly’s crystal form going throughout most of the afternoon. With a light of her horn, Cadence picked up several crystal bits.
“Here you go, little one. Go get yourself some ice cream.” Then, leaning over and whispering conspiratorially to Escargot, “I hear the Crystal Berry is delicious”
Stepping out Escargot grumbled. Everypony was still watching him. He needed some freedom, he needed some fun. He needed-
Escargot looked down as his stomach rumbled. He needed that ice cream, and maybe some food.
Trotting to the market area, he looked. They had stands for a variety of foods: ice cream, cakes, and berries were being sold at different counters, among other things. The smells filled his nose, and he knew what he wanted to start with.
Bounding up to the counter, he smiled so brightly he actually squeed. Placing down some coins, he looked up at the salesmare. “I’d like a big slice of crystal berry pie, please!”
“Oh, aren’t you just the cutest little thing. Here you go.” She said, giving Escargot an extra-large slice.
Making a little face, Escargot paid the mare a little extra. “It’s best I pay for the full amount. Extra large servings because I’m cute isn’t fair to those who aren’t.” He knew she wouldn’t give Snails an extra serving, so this felt like stealing.
“You really are a little princess, aren’t you.” She said smiling. “You just want to ensure equal service for all ponies.”
Escargot sat down and started eating. The food was so good, he found his tail wagging appreciatively. “Wow, crystal berries are almost as good as zap apples.”
A couple of mares giggled as they watched Escargot eat. One of the mares nosed her colt to go up.
Trotting up timidly, the little colt looked at the bench before climbing up on it. Sitting across from Escargot, the little colt looked terrified.
Glancing up Escargot paused eating. “Um, hi.”
“Mom said I should come talk to you.”
“Why?” Escargot blinked, confused.
“I- I don’t know.”
Escargot just shrugged. “Ok.”
Going back to the cake, she finished it in short order. It was filling, but she still had enough from for ice cream. She looked around briefly before spotting the ice cream stand.
“Want an ice cream?”
“Sure!” The colt responded.
Heading over, Escargot bought two ice creams and brought them back, smiling. “Here you go!”
The colt dug in happily. “Thanks!”
“Aww, don’t they make an adorable couple.” The colt’s mother said.
Twitching her ear, Escargot thumped her head down once. “We are not a couple.”
The colt looked between his mom and Escargot, then blushed and ran off.
A filly that was almost a dead ringer for Apple Bloom hopped up across from Escargot and giggled. “Mind him, he’s super shy. I’m Opal, Opal Bloom.”
“Escargot, hi.”
“I know, I heard. All the grownups are talking about you.” Opal said, straightening her yellow hair bow.
“Ugg, just what I needed. I don’t know why this is happening.”
“Oh that’s easy: it’s cuz you’re pretty, and popular with the royalty. I kind of feel sorry for you.”
“You do?” Escargot blinked.
“Yeah, colts are such jerks.” She said with a giggle. “I would never want one chasing after me.”
Escargot opened her mouth then closed it. Grumbling softly she huffed once. “Snails isn’t a jerk.”
“Oh I see, you have a colt you like.”
“What? No. He’s- He’s like a brother.” Escargot said firmly.
“Sure... so why are you blushing, hmm?” Opal teased good-naturedly.
“Because I’m embarrassed talking about colts, that’s all.”
“Oh. Well, that I can understand. I don’t really talk to them much myself. I’m so much more comfortable talking with fillies, like you.” Opal said. “It’s so great that you’re a filly and not a colt. If you have a problem with a colt, I’ll buck him for you.”
Sighing, Escargot blinked at the growing darkness. Black clouds had begun roiling above the castle. This couldn’t be good in the slightest.
A lot of ponies were starting to look scared.
“You better get home, Opal.” Escargot said, getting up nervously.
“What about you?”
“I’m gonna find Twilight and Cadence.” Escargot looked around. They were at the spire last time he saw them. Likely that’s where they would be.
Hopping off the bench, he started running for the spire. There wasn’t going to be a safer place than with two princesses and the city guards. They would tell him where to hide. Where he could go to be safe.
As she watched Escargot run off into the storm, Opal Bloom sighed. “She’s so brave. Definitely better than any colt.”
Running down the streets, Escargot flinched at the sudden lightning. The closer he got to the spire, the darker it became. Shadowy mists wrapped around the base of the tower, and several menacing crimson crystals rose out of the ground.
“Really? You think you can stop me? You are nothing compared to Celestia and Luna.”
“We stopped you before.” Cadence yelled back in defiance.
“This time I inhabit a real body... and that of a foal. Would you destroy her to defeat me?”
It was so dark and cold. Escargot could hear them, but couldn’t see anything. Cadence was ahead, with Twilight somewhere nearby. He didn’t recognize the other voice though.
“The Crystal Ponies are mine!” The voice said.
“We stopped you before, we’ll stop you again.” Twilight yelled out.
Escargot bumped into something hard in the darkness and tripped. Reaching out, he grabbed at a cloth as he fell to the ground. A brown tarp dropped over him covering him for a moment. Squirming, he slowly stood up and shook herself out.
He could barely see forms in the darkness- the mist, the cloud cover and an absence of light sources made it almost impossible to see, so he started walking again. If he only had light.
“You can’t stop me! You don’t have the heart to. I can sense your pity.”
Oh yeah, light. Spreading his legs a bit, he concentrated and cast a light spell. The light flashed out in all directions and cut through the mists and shadows. At least he wasn’t walking in circles anymore. He looked around and saw Cadence and Twilight. They were standing with red crystals pointing at them like lances from the ground.
Little Diamond Tiara stood with a curved horn on her forehead, green eyes glowing with mists. Just beyond her was the Crystal Heart laying on ground, the tarp covering pulled away so it lay in the open.
Turning her head to look, Diamond Tiara’s eyes blazed in rage. “You!”
Escargot stood frozen in fear. What did I just walk into?
It wasn’t Diamond Tiara’s voice though. “You can’t be here!”
Escargot kept his horn glowing bright and forced a gulp, that was Sombra, he’d heard stories…
Backing up slowly the Sombra-possessed Diamond Tiara seethed. “You can’t be Princess Amore! You were gone, destroyed, sent to the corners of the world! YOU CANNOT BE!”
Run, hide, turn out the light! Do something, you idiot! Escargot thought. You shouldn’t be here, you can’t be here. This thing is keeping two princesses at bay!
Rearing up, Diamond Tiara roared with the combined might and fury of a thousand-year-old necromancer and a ten-year-old snob, “I will finish you once and for all!”
The problem was, when Escargot shook off the tarp, it landed in a jumble on the ground. When the possessed filly reared up, she had backed up onto the tarp. In a moment Diamond Tiara lost all of her hoof traction as her legs became tangled in the tarp. Falling backwards, she landed on the Crystal Heart.
The Crystal Heart, the focus for all the love in the Crystal Empire. The only way Sombra could touch ever it was with a tarp, which was no longer covering it. As such landing flat on The Heart was not a pleasant experience for him to say the least.
The filly was screaming in agony, The Heart seared Sombra to his core, driving his will and magic from the filly. An explosion of light sent Sombra’s horn fragment flying. With the darkness driven out of her, Diamond Tiara passed out, safe.
The crystal lances crumbled. With Sombra’s power gone, the Princesses ran over to Escargot.
“You were so brave Escargot!” Cadence said.
Twilight ran over and hugged Escargot tight. “You really are a princess around here! Really worth the trust Celestia put in you.”
Escargot stood frozen still. He didn’t do anything… Why does stuff like this keep happening?!
“For helping defeat the spirit of King Sombra, for helping to save a foal from the corruptions of dark magic, and for risking her life in the name of love and friendship, we award Escargot our highest honor. A statue will be built in her likeness, to be placed beside Princess Amore’s.”
“But I didn’t do anything.” Escargot protested, “I don’t deserve-”
“You braved the mists and darkness! You came looking for us, even though you knew there might be danger. You could have fled, you could have hidden. Even if your intent was just to find me, to be safe, you still showed courage.” Twilight said.
“But I froze, that’s all.”
“I’ve frozen too, at times. Fluttershy’s frozen up more times than I can count. In the end though, she’s still shone through, and that’s just what you did- you shone through the darkness and lit the heart.”
Princess Cadence smiled down at the little filly, “Don’t worry, it won’t take too long. You just have to pose long enough for the artists to get the basic shape and pose.”
As he walked, Escargot shook his front leg a bit, “Twilight? How long does this crystal appearance last?”
“Oh don’t worry, it should wear off in a day or so. You were pretty close to the Crystal Heart when it went off.” Twilight paused, then added, “Besides, you look cute like that.”
Escargot shook out a hind leg anxiously. Being a filly was bad enough, (what with all the attention she got,) but this was downright humiliating. What kind of colt am I if I’m all glittery and sparkly like this.
“Here we are.” Cadence stopped outside a small craftspony shop. “This is one of our best sculptors.”
Opal Bloom squealed and hugged Escargot in excitement. “Oh my gosh, you were so brave! I told everyone what you did! Running into the mist like that- I’d never have been able to do that.”
“Oh, I see you’ve met Opal. Her mother is the mare who will be carving your sculpture.” Cadence smiled.
Opal blinked at Cadence, before quickly ducking her head in a bow. “Princesses, I’m sorry.” Then she turned back to Escargot “You’re so lucky Escargot, my mom only sculpts the most elite of mares. It’s a good thing you’re not a stallion, she doesn’t carve those.”
“Yeah- lucky...” Escargot mumbled and lowered his head.
“Come on, I’ll show you my room while the grownups talk!” Opal said, dragging Escargot through the front door and up a flight of stairs.
Opal’s room wasn’t big- it was actually slightly smaller than Snails’s room at home, but every inch of it was plastered with posters. She had pictures of Spitfire, Fleetfoot, and High Winds of the Wonderbolts. She had pictures of Fleur Dis Lee and Fluttershy, the fashion models of Equestria. She even had some pictures of Rainbow Dash and Applejack.
“Only mares?”
“Of course! Colts are lame cowards, every mare knows that. Ever wonder why there are no stallion Alicorns? Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, Princess Celestia, Princess Twilight, Princess Amore, and such. It’s cuz only we mares have the magic to be leaders. Stallions that try to gain that kind of magic become corrupt- just look at Sombra.” She nodded as if to confirm it.
“I know some stallions that are great, like Big Mac. Sweet Apple Acres couldn’t survive without him.” Escargot said.
“Yeah, but I bet the farm is run by mares. I’d NEVER be friends with a stallion, let alone let a colt in my room.”
“We’re ready!” Twilight called out.
Escargot hurried downstairs, Opal was actually starting to scare him.
Opal’s mom looked at Escargot and just beamed with excitement. “Oh Celestia, it’s true, she is such a beautiful little princess. Come now, stand here.”
“Twilight? Why does everypony keep calling me a princess? I thought it was only for a day, and even then only for Ponyville.” Escargot looked to Twilight for answers.
“They think you’re a very special pony.” Twilight said warmly, “And I couldn’t agree more. There’s something magical about you.”
“But there isn’t- I’m just-”
“Lift your hoof, please.” The sculptor smiled. “And hold your head high- you shouldn’t slouch.”
Lifting her head and curling her foreleg a bit, Escargot posed, glancing towards Twilight. “I’m just a normal pony.”
“Tail up higher too. I want to capture all its length and beauty, so it’s best if it’s not on the ground.”
Sighing wistfully, Escargot struck the pose of regal elegance and royal beauty that the sculptor wanted. At least she wasn’t demanding that Escargot wear a-
“Shouldn’t she be in a gown?” Twilight asked
“Gee, thanks.”
“Oh no, dear, she looks much better in her crystal form alone! She will be the heartthrob of every young colt in the Empire!”
Can I have a do-over? Can I let Sombra win this time? 1000 years of slavery and torture must be better than this.
Tilting her head, Princess Cadence looked to Twilight. “Twilight? Does Escargot have a personal assistant yet?”
“An assistant?”
“A what?!?” Escargot jumped in alarm.
“Well, you have Spike helping you, and Celestia has Kibitz.” Cadance paused, “ I was just thinking- I know the perfect assistant for her!”
“But I have nowhere for an assistant to stay!” Escargot was starting to panic. This wasn’t good in the slightest.
“Oh, nonsense. There’s always room at the castle. ” Twilight smiled warmly. “And it might be good to have someone or somepony to help you with your studies.”
“But-”
“Oh nonsense, you haven’t even met her yet.”
Her? Well at least it’s not a him that somepony wants me to be engaged to. Looking up Escargot sighed. “Yes Ma’am. Why’s everyone looking at me?”
“Because you’ve earned respect, and with that, attention.”
“Ok, you’re free to go, I have all the sketches and pictures I need.” The artist said, retreating to her workshop to finish.
All across town the Crystal Ponies were excited. They watched Escargot and Princess Cadence, some beginning to follow. It was just so special. Shining Armor had gone off with Flash Sentry on a special mission, so this was a royal girl’s day.
The Crystal Hearts Orphanage was a beautiful structure: It was a spire with a large grass playground. Foals played outside, kicking a ball, under the watchful gaze of the orphanage staff. There were never many foals there, but sadly, the building was never empty either. Accidents did happen.
If my parents found out, I’d be lucky to live in a place like this. I’d probably end up living in a box on the street. Well, until the town guard locked me up in a cage then left me in the Everfree. He would be stranded and alone until they sent him to Tartar Sauce… Or was that Tartarus? That prison would be a holding cell until Celestia could get all the elements to banish me to the moon forever.
Sitting down, Escargot started whimpering, tears in his eyes. He was too young to be banished to the moon.
Looking at the foals, he shook her head and looked at Twilight mournfully. “Princess Twilight, is there something we can do for them? Maybe we could do a bake sale back home to raise money, then buy apples and goods from Sweet Apple Acres and send them here?”
Several of the ponies sighed and awed at the princess’s heartfelt suggestion. The orphans’ plight had moved her to tears. Murmurs and rumor spread at the speed of magic.
“Oh Escargot, that’s such a sweet thought. I think you should do it.” Princess Twilight commended her student proudly.
Leading the group inside, Cadence stopped at a small room. Inside, a small griffin cub leaned against the windowsill, looking up at the sky. She was tiny- just a cub (or kitten, or chick, or whatever a young griffin is called.)
“Her as a personal assistant?” Twilight said, surprised, “But, this one’s too young.”
“She’s smart, eagle eyed, and a quick learner. She came to our kingdom in a blizzard- the griffiness with her asked for us to keep her safe. Her name’s Giselle, or Gisa for short.” Princess Cadence smiled.
Escargot looked curiously at the little griffin beside him. “Who?”
Gisa tilted her head, eyes growing even bigger, “The one who used her magic to protect the little filly? The one who saved the princesses?”
“I didn’t do any of that- I just froze.” Escargot protested weakly.
“If you weren’t there, then Sombra might have won, right? That means you did do it!”
He studied the little griffin; how was she supposed to be an assistant?
“Then you can protect me too!” The little griffin said, scooching closer to Escargot.
“Wait, what? Protect you? From whom? From what?”
“My wings don’t work well. I’m not that good of a flyer, so my protector gave her life to bring me here- to keep me from the griffins that would hurt me. The ponies here are nice and all, but you could be my real protector!”
Escargot looked down at her. “But…”
The grifflet’s eyes were huge and glassy with tears. “You’ll protect me, right? You wouldn’t let anything bad happen to me, would you?”
“I- I-” Escargot felt totally trapped. What could he say, what could he do? “I’ll protect you.”
“YAY!!!!” Gisa cheered, “And I’ll be the best scribe and helper you could ask for! I’ll even protect your honor!”
Protect my honor? What does that mean? Did I have any honor left to protect?
Escargot stood and surveyed the room, “Do you need help packing?”
The little griffin looked around for a moment and hummed. She picked up a cup and gave it a cursory look before tossing it over her shoulder. With a smile, she looked up at Escargot. “Ok ready.”
“Don’t you have anything?”
“Only my locket.” From under her feathers, she pulled out a small, silver pendant, inlaid with gold. It depicted a stylized chalice with a flaming wing curling off the top. Embedded in the chalice was a cloudy red dawnstone. “I don’t know what it means though.”
She returned the locket to its place in her feathers and looked up expectantly, then promptly leapt onto Escargot’s back and sat down.
With a resigned sigh, Escargot turned and headed back to the meeting hall.
As she watched the two, Cadence smiled softly. “Escargot, could you come here please?”
Blinking Escargot trotted forward and bowed.
“Please, Escargot, there’s no need; we’re just friends. How are you enjoying your stay?” The princess asked, lounging on a pile of pillows.
“It’s been exciting, terrifying, and confusing.” Escargot lay down with a sigh.
Gisa jumped off Escargot’s back and lay down beside her, watching Cadence with wide eyes.
“And hello, Gisa.”
“Hi, Princess.”
Looking back to the little filly, Princess Cadance laughed softly, “Twilight’s visits are always eventful: if it isn’t the forces of evil, it’s book-hungry ghosts, or kingdom-shattering accidents.”
“Oh, so kind of like Ponyville?” Escargot asked innocently.
“Not quite- here, disasters only happen once or twice a season, rather than on a weekly basis.” Cadence said with a knowing smile.
“Oh. Maybe it’s because Ponyville is so close to the Everfree.”
“Escargot, may I ask you something? Why do you always look so forlorn? So sad?” The Princess of love had a good sense of ponies’ emotional states, but Escargot was downright confusing.
Escargot blinked in confusion- he wasn’t always down, was he? “What do you mean?”
“I can see it in your eyes, in your ears, in the way you act when ponies are happy around you- at first, you are happy, then you start looking sad again.”
“It’s because it’s not me- it’s not who I am. I don’t try and do these things, they just happen.”
“Do you think Twilight ever wanted to be a princess? She never tried to be an alicorn; she never sought that kind of power, but now she’s the Princess of Magic.”
“Oh, Celestia! Please tell me I’m not going to become an alicorn!” Escargot panicked.
Giggling softly, Cadence shook her head. “I don’t know how it works, but I speak from the heart when I say this: don’t dwell on this- you’ve got many ponies looking after you.”
“But would they look after me if they knew the real me?”
“It’s based on what’s in your heart. That’s the real you that matters.” she smiled, “Just think of what the Crystal Heart showed you, that should help.”
He could only shudder at the thought; the image of a beautiful, graceful mare, with legs and a body like Princess Luna, standing proud and true. His dad would expect him to commit suicide for the shame it would bring to his family! Not only would it end his father’s dreams of a stallion to carry on the family line, but it was done through magic. A good outcome was impossible!
As he opened his eyes, he realized he just couldn’t do it: he had to tell Cadence the truth, “Princess Cadence I can’t, I’m really a-”
The doors to the throne room burst open with two crystal guards arguing with three griffins. All three were in griffin armor, two wearing the royal black of Griffonstone, one wearing green and brown.
“I demand to see the Princess IMMEDIATELY!” The griffin wearing the green armor stated.
Cadence stood and spread her wings firmly, “What is the meaning of this intrusion?”
Escargot stood up, somehow finding himself between the adult griffin and Gisa. Gisa had curled into a small ball behind Escargot’s legs.
Waving off a pony guard with a wing, he stood his ground against the princess. “I am Kunibert of Griffinstone. My scouts have informed me that a maid brought a fledgling here.”
From beneath Escargot, Gisa called out, “You can’t have me! I’m under the protection of Princess Escargot! She promised to protect me!”
Escargot went wide-eyed. He looked between Gisa and Kunibert in alarm.
Drawing his sword, but leaving it sheathed, he pointed it accusingly at Escargot. “Then you challenge my claim to her!”
“She sure does!” Gisa called out.
Escargot looked between his legs in shock.
“Enough! There will be no challenges in my court!” Princess Cadence cried out.
“You! What is your name?!” Kunibert turned on Escargot.
“Escargot.”
“Escargot... the name given to a crystal goddess of beauty. A princess of Equestria as well.” Turning, he shouldered his sword. “If I wed her, I could lay claim to Griffonstone as a protectorate of Equestria. Celestia would back such a claim, and not challenge me.”
Turning once more, he looked to his guards. “But Giselle... A wedding with her would have me a sole leader, I would not have to share my rule; I would be the next great king.”
Looking back to the two, “Oh how to decide? Escargot or Giselle? Both could serve me well as a wife! Why can I not have both? To choose is like having to choose between night and day, both are equal in all things.”
Princess Cadence had her hoof over her face, shaking her head.
Escargot looked over to Gisa. With a sigh, he looked up at Kunibert, “You do realize we can hear you, right?”
“Escargot, take Gisa up to my private quarters and get some sleep. I have something to discuss with this griffin regarding his ideas of love.” Princess Cadence was the Princess of Love, afterall.
“Yes, Princess.” Gisa said and hopped up onto Escargot’s back.
Escargot turned for one last look over her shoulder. Why? Why would he want them? Seriously, this one’s too old. Why would he want to marry foals?
It had been another typical day in Ponyville: The sun had been out all day warming the backs and hearts of the townsponies. There had been an impromptu parade as the counter for ‘Days since monster attack’ shifted from 13 to 14.
The train had arrived just a half an hour ago, and Escargot was already with her friends. The whole group had come out to meet her as she got off the train.
“Was it fun?!” Sweetie Belle called out.
“Who’s your friend?” Scootaloo asked.
Apple Bloom butted in, “Didja remember to bring back some apples?”
Escargot barely had time to open her mouth before the screams started. The flower trio ran by, screaming in terror. Ponyville descended into chaos as its citizens panicked.
A young mare galloped headlong into a board labeled ‘days since last monster attack’, sending the numbers tumbling to the ground. Days since last monster attack: 0. Twilight ran towards her castle to gather the elements.
“What’s going on?” Noi asked, shivering in fear against Escargot.
Dinky trembled and hid under Escargot. “I want my mommy.”
Another roar filled the air. A large, black creature leapt from the roof of the train with feline grace. It was catlike and well-muscled, shrouded in mist and smoke. Down its back, a row of misty tendrils lashed in all directions. The creature was larger than Big Mac, and twice as long.
As Apple Bloom turned to run, a tendril whipped towards her and grabbed her leg, throwing her against the wall hard enough to knock the wind from the little filly.
Sweetie Belle tried the only spell she’d practiced, and launched a little sparkly bolt at the creature. It sputtered and bounced harmlessly off an ethereal shield guarding the monster.
Glancing at the girls, Escargot did the only thing she really knew how to do- she lit her horn. Maybe the light would catch the attention of the Element Bearers and they would come to save them.
The creature recoiled at the light, hissing. “Do you really think that will save you, pony? How long do you think you can keep that up, hmm? Seconds? Minutes? Eventually you will tire, then I shall have you and your little friends for myself.” It grinned.
Escargot stepped back, looking for an escape route.
“Run, flee little thing. Save yourself and leave the others to me.” The shadow licked its lips in anticipation.
She looked at her friends. They needed her- she couldn’t just run.
Their love and friendship bound them together, gave her strength, cause, and purpose. Escargot looked at her friends around her and turned to face the creature. “I won’t abandon them, ever!”
She could feel their love coursing through her, giving her strength and power. She channeled their love through her light, giving her what she needed. It was a weapon against the shadow, a weapon of pure love and light to banish the darkness.
Digging her hooves in, she faced the creature, letting their energies flow through her. She cried out, “You are a creature of darkness and hate, you have no power here!”
Horn glowing brightly, she lashed out with everything she had, smashing the creature’s shield with a brilliant beam of light. It pierced through the creature, it in half until it faded into nothing. Panting hard, Escargot lowered her horn, her hips burning with heat and energy.
“Escargot, look! You got your cutie mark!!!” Scootaloo cried out in excitement.
Looking back at her flank, she saw a bright red jeweled heart, encircled by a lace ribbon tied with a delicate bow. It was a symbol of the love everyone had for her, how that love tied her friends together.
“Oh, it’s so pretty! And the lace, so feminine! It fits you perfectly!” Sweetie Belle exclaimed.
Apple Bloom bounced up, “Yeah! She clearly has!”
Looking at her mark, she began running in circles in a frenzy. “Oh no, Oh no, Oh no!”
“What’s wrong, Escargot?” She heard her mom call out.
“Snails is a stallion- a mark like that belongs on a mare. One who uses magic, and one that has no place in this house.” Her dad called out
Looking down, Escargot saw her shadow- the long legs, the slender body, the long horn. Slowly, a pair of wings formed, spreading out from behind her shadow. It was just too much. Escargot collapsed to the ground and started bawling her eyes out.
Luna slowly lowered her wings to her side and silently approached Escargot. She had sensed the turmoil in this filly’s dreams- she could sense her distress from the Crystal Empire, all the way to Canterlot.
Luna sat next to Escargot and put her wing gently around the little foal. “What’s wrong, little one?”
Escargot sniffled and kept crying while trying to talk. “I don’t wanna be a princess. I don’t wanna be an alicorn. I don’t wanna live on the street and then get banished to the moon.”
Banished to the moon? Luna leaned away a little from the foal. “Who would banish you?”
“Twilight, Celestia, and even you cuz I don’t deserve this. I don’t deserve any of this.” Escargot whimpered, tears streaming down her cheeks.
Luna looked down and used her other wing to wipe the little foal’s eyes. “This is just a bad dream, a nightmare. You’re not an alicorn, and not really a princess.”
“But what about the mark?” He said looking at the mark on his hip. “I got it for saving my friends?”
“It’s only a dream: the mark isn’t real. Maybe that will be your mark someday, or maybe it will be something different. Whatever happens, you must know- it’s just for you, and nopony else can judge it.” Luna smiled reassuringly.
“Celestia wants me to go to the school for gifted unicorns. Twilight is teaching me, and I really like magic.” Escargot sniffled. “My dad hates magic though. if I use magic, he’ll kick me out of the house.”
“I’ll talk to my sister and see what we can do to help.” Luna said softly. “You shouldn’t fear this though- I will be here help you through this, as will Twilight. However, I ask you to consider this for a moment: You dream about saving your friends and protecting them. What does that say about you?”
“Would they still be my friends if they knew the truth? If they knew I was really-”
“MORNING, ESCARGOT!”
Escargot bolted upright as the full force of the little griffin landed on her stomach and- well, she was grateful she wasn’t a colt right now. Still, it was a tender spot that the grifflet’s hind legs landed on. Feeling a little ill, Escargot coughed a few times.
“Morning, Gisa.” Escargot picked up the little griffin and gave her a bear hug. Not because Gisa needed it, but because she did.
“You were whimpering in your sleep! Are you ok, princess?”
Escargot quickly checked her hip in a flash of alarm. His blank flank had never been more comforting. Strange, who would have though being a blank flank would bring such a feeling of relief to anypony?
“Where is Escargot? The bag she was carrying is right here!”
“Even my location spell can’t find her!”
“This is getting serious.”
A Terrible Cold
It was nearly 7 PM when the train arrived back at Ponyville. The delegation stepped off the train with collective weariness. Little Diamond Tiara, still very weak from her encounter with the crystal heart, was being carried by her father.
Stepping off the train, Escargot looked around warily, his gaze darting from point to point. First, to the top of the train, then around the station itself. No CMCs, no dark creature. His nightmare would remain just that. Breathing a sigh of relief, he turned to Twilight, “Can I bring little Gisa to the castle? I think the trip tired her out. She’s just a grifflet, afterall.”
“Why does that sound familiar?” Spike grumped to himself.
Twilight gave Spike a reproving glance before nodding to Escargot. “Sure thing.”
Escargot followed the Princess to the crystal tree castle, Gisa laying on her back.
“I hope you enjoyed your trip to the Crystal Empire. And came away learning some valuable lessons, of course.” Twilight said as she trotted beside the filly.
Looking back at his flank Escargot had to shiver. “Lessons? It was... interesting, to say the least.”
Carefully, Twilight lifted the sleeping grifflet Gisa from Escargot’s back and tucked the little griffin into one of Spike’s old beds. “There we go. She’ll be fine here. Why don’t you go home and get some sleep? You look like you could use it.” She yawned “I know I do.”
“Thank you, Princess.” Escargot turned and picked up her bag and began her short walk home. He was sore, tired, and didn’t want to spend another moment as a filly. As he walked into his house, he realized that it was already past 8 PM. He left her bag in his room since it was the closest, and went to shower.
He could hear his mom and dad listening to music in the reading room, so he locked the door and took a nice, hot shower. He found himself coughing a bit in the steam, but at least it wasn’t as bad as the glacial ice water showers in the Crystal Empire.
“Escargot, is that you?” Snails heard his mom calling.
“It’s me!” He called back, drying off.
“Did you have fun on your camping trip?”
Fun? Heh. I used to remember fun. “It was ok.”
He just felt awful, but at least he could sleep as a colt again. Small favors. As he drifted off, he heard his dad.
“It’s not about fun. It’s about testing yourself to survive, proving you have what it takes. Just a stallion with his wits and hooves against the wild. It’s about showing that you can endure anything that’s thrown at you.”
All Snails could do before passing out was mumble, “Try sitting still for an hour with two Princesses and two diplomats discussing trade negotiations, while wearing a dress that’s squeezing you where you shouldn’t be squeezed.”
It seemed like he had just fallen asleep when his mom came in. “Snails! Are you getting up?”
Even sitting up hurt. A lot. His chest hurt and he was cold, and his shivering only served to exhaust him further.
Lying back down, he started coughing again.
His mom opened the door and looked down at the suitcase and sighed. “Snails, Escargot has her own room, you shouldn’t-” Blinking in worry, she walked over and put a hoof on his head. “You’re burning up! Stay in bed, I’m going to call the doctor!”
“Dear, he’s probably just got a little cold. You shouldn’t dote on him so much. How’s he supposed to be a real stallion otherwise?”
“This isn’t just a bad cold - he has a fever too.”
Snails lay in bed, coughing under the covers. He didn’t want to get out of bed for anypony or anything.
“Is Escargot in?” Snails heard Scootaloo asking downstairs. “We heard she got back last night.”
“I haven’t seen her, I’ll check.” He heard his dad call out, “Escargot?”
Nope, no way he could be Escargot right now. Maybe later in the afternoon, when he felt better. The girls and Gisa would just have to do without Escargot for now.
The doctor followed his mom through the door, wearing a worried frown. It only took Dr. Horse a few moments to examine him, but he didn’t like what he found.
“I believe he has pneumonia. He can’t go outside, and he must avoid cold shocks, such as cold water. Even so much as a cold rain could aggravate the condition, or put him into shock, killing him. He needs rest and to be kept in bed. I’ll have some medicine sent over to bring down the fever.” Standing up, the doctor looked straight at Snails’ mom. “This is very serious.”
An excuse not to go outside? Protection from cold water? How much better could this get? Coughing a few times, Snails relaxed. If only he didn’t feel so bad, he could enjoy this.
“Snails, Dinky’s here to see you.” Snails’ mom walked into his room. With a smile, she gave him some medicine and made sure the window was closed tightly.
Dinky trotted in with a panicked expression. “Snails, have you seen Escargot? Nopony’s seen her since she got home last night. She didn’t show up for her tutoring session this morning, and that’s so not like her. She’s always so responsible and dependable.”
Snails started coughing and shook his head, “Haven’t... *cough* seen her.”
“If Diamond Tiara’s done something to her… Even mom’s out looking for her.” Dinky turned and bounded out.
Snails pulled the blankets close. The medicine was helping the cough. It was helping him both relax and breathe better. Maybe Snips would show up and they could do something fun together.
“Where is she?”
Snails looked around blinking then it clicked in who’s voice it was.
Gisa landed on the end of the bed wings spread wide. “Where is Escargot? The bag she was carrying is right here. That means you must be the last pony to see her. Where is she?”
Snails moaned and coughed. “I didn’t see her. She just left the bag in here- she does that when she’s tired.”
“And you don’t know where she is?” Snails was not sure if the griffin was scared, angry, or just acting like a griffin. Either way, it was putting him on edge.
The griffin hopped down and dragged the suitcase with her.
“I’m not even going to get to enjoy being sick, am I?” Snails mumbled and relaxed.
Sweetie Belle and Applebloom both poked their heads over the bed.
“Nope.” Snails mumbled.
“Yer not gonna die, are ya?” Apple Bloom watched Snails with huge sad eyes.
“The doctor said that I should be ok as long as I don’t get cold drafts hit with cold water and such.”
“Did you get sick on your camping trip?” Sweetie Belle asked.
“I must have.” He paused “ Aren’t you girls looking for Escargot?”
Apple Bloom perked up, “We are but we wanted to check on you. Princess Twilight’s called in the town guard, Rainbow Dash has the pegasi, and even the Wonderbolts are searching the Everfree for her.”
“The Wonderbolts?”
“Yeah, Princess Twilight is in a panic. She was told by Princess Celestia herself to keep an eye on Escargot, so she’s acting like she failed a direct order from the Princess.” Sweetie Belle shivered.
“Her mane’s gone all poofie again, and she’s grinding her teeth. Scootaloo had nightmares for weeks last time she went like that.” Apple Bloom said nodding. “Now Scootaloo’s in her room hiding, and apparently ‘awaiting the end times’.”
“All for Escargot?” Snails said, before coughing again.
“You know Princess Twilight and how she acts if she thinks she’s failing at something.” The two said backing away. “Well, we’re off to search some more.” “Get well soon!”
They were barely two paces towards the door when Twilight appeared in Snails room with a POP! Her mane was frizzy, her eyes were bloodshot, and at least four veins stood out on her forehead. She ran around the room searching anything and everything. It was clear she was starting to lose it when she looked through Snails’ desk drawers. “Where is she? Where is she?”
The girls cried out and ran out the door for safety. This left Snails all alone in a predicament with a particular panicking Princess. Pulling his blankets up more he looked at her as she stared at him.
“The location spell can’t find her. Her things were here, this is where Gisa found them. Ponies don’t just VANISH into thin air! It makes no sense, it’s not possible! Celestia’s going to kill me! She gave me a direct order, on royal paper, to watch after Escargot.” Twilight shouted madly to nopony in particular. Before Snails had a chance to respond, she flashed away.
Snails moaned. “This is getting to serious. Maybe I should change and stop all this panic.”
He tried to push himself up, but collapsed, coughing. He was too tired and sore to even stand, let alone withstand the shock of cold water. Maybe if he was stronger like his dad wanted, this wouldn’t happen.
“What am I going to do? This just isn’t right, everypony is out looking for Escargot. If I don’t change, somepony could get hurt. this mess is all my fault.” Snails started crying a bit, “If I change to Escargot, I could die… the doctor said as much. If I don’t, and just lie here, Twilight could destroy the town and I’d die that way. I have to tell the truth, I have to-”
Snails’ father walked in then scowled when he saw Snails in tears. “Crying? A stallion does not cry. You’ll be fine. You are a strong stallion, you will just power through this. You are not some weak little unicorn filly.”
Snails gulped once and nodded, “Yes father.”
“It’s in times of tested hardship that a stallion proves himself. Do not disappoint me.” Long Hall said before storming out.
Why couldn’t dad just speak in fish metaphors or something? What else could go wrong?
“Pneumonia, is that correct?”
Snails went wide eyed when he heard that voice. He turned to see Princess Celestia at the door. Trying again to rise, he collapsed into the bed, coughing, just like last time.
“I’m here because of Spike. He sent me a letter because he was worried about Twilight. She was trying to find Escargot and keep the fact that she lost her a secret.” Looking back towards the study, “Given your father, it’s no wonder you’re scared.”
Snails nodded timidly.
“I already let Twilight know that I was testing Escargot. Given what I’ve seen and heard, she’s passed. However, she might not be back to town until tomorrow or the day after. So if you’d let Escargot know, she’s able to go to the School for Gifted Unicorns for this fall semester. That is, if she wants.”
“Princess-” Snails started then broke out coughing again.
“I just ask one thing: when you are ready, tell somepony. Both Twilight and Rarity would be understanding. Though, you are right- I’m not sure your father would react well.” With that, she turned, looking in the direction of Long Haul. Sticking her nose in the air she turned and vanished into the hallway.
“All right, class, listen up!” Cheerilee called out as the foals looked back at her. “I know that it’s Nightmare Night, but I still have homework for you all to do. We still have several ponies who haven’t done their projects or presentations yet. This means you, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and Snails.”
Silver Spoon and Snails both sighed. Diamond Tiara already planned on having her butler do her project, so all was good there.
“You have had weeks to work on this, so I expect your history presentations to be good.” Cheerilee finished.
Snails let his head hit the desk. Not only did he not want to do his project, he had forgotten about it completely. Between school, Rarity’s, and Twilight’s teachings, he was running a little ragged.
As the bell rang, the foals all charged out. Snails was the last out of the class, carrying his saddlebag and sighing. He heard the other foals calling out, “Nightmare Night, what a fright!”
Decorations were already going up for the celebration, which was supposed to be the biggest ever. Snails shook his head vigorously. He needed to think of a topic for history. What though? The founding of Ponyville was covered by Apple Bloom, the founding of Canterlot was taken by Sweetie Belle, and Wonderbolt history was done by Scootaloo.
“Look out!” Was about all Snails heard before the water hit him… followed by the apples… and lastly the bucket. Lying flat on the ground, Escargot saw muffins spinning around his head. Though looking at his pink foreleg, he wished the bucket had hit him first.
“Oh sorry Escargot, I didn’t see you there. My bad!” Derpy said, running over picking the bobbing for apples bucket up again. “I guess I shouldn't have put the water in before I got to the set up area.”
Rubbing the back of his neck, Escargot sat up and whimpered. “It’s ok, Muffins, I was just gonna take a shower anyway.” Wobbling a bit, Escargot shook his head and blinked to try to clear the dancing muffins in front of his eyes.
“Well if you’re sure you’re all right.” Derpy picked up the bucket and headed for the town center.
Shaking his head a few more times, Escargot sighed and looked up at the signs and decorations. “What historical event can I cover?”
A group of foals ran towards Rarity’s, laughing, to get their costumes. “Nightmare Night, what a fright, give us something sweet to bite!”
Looking over at them, Escargot shivered. He hadn’t even thought of what costume he was going to wear tonight… he’d probably work on something last minute with Snips. Looking up at the signs and banners he sighed. “Think, think… there has to be something historical you can write about.”
Then it hit him. It smacked him square in the face, actually, with his horn punching a hole through it. Honestly, he should probably have chosen a better place to sit, but this was how things worked sometimes. Pulling the paper off his horn, he looked at the Nightmare Night logo. “How did Nightmare Night start? That could be my project!”
Getting up, Escargot ran for the castle, thinking that the library in there should have the books he needed. With a little help from the princess, he could find out what he needed and have the assignment done in no time. Then off to get candies!
Slowing up at the door, he saw Spike wearing a pony costume. It was done up in his colors, and even had a cutie mark of a shield and lance with a curled dragon flame. Escargot just couldn’t help but smile about it. Obviously he was trying to impress somepony.
“Hello, princess.” Spike said dropping to all fours.
“Oh Spike, you know that was only a one day thing.”
“Well… technically it would probably last till the next Zap Apple harvest!” He said with a chuckle.
“Well, you don’t need to call me a princess.” Escargot said, slipping inside.
Spike picked up his bucket in his mouth and looked at Escargot, “I know, but someponies just need to be reminded that they are special every once in a while.” Turning Spike bounded off towards the Carousel Boutique.
Gisa charged up wearing a lion mane over her head and lion mask attached to her beak. Adding to the look were pair of lion paw socks that covered her talons and forelegs. Finally, her wings were held tight against her side with a piece of fake fur over it to hide them. Skidding to a stop in front of Escargot she looked up. “Roar!”
“Oh Celestia! Gisa, you look adorable!” Escargot said, sitting down and hugging the little grifflet.
“I’m a big bad lion, here to protect you from Nightmare Moon.” Gisa said and curled one of her fake fur paws making playful swipes at the air as her feline tail swayed side to side.
“Oh Gisa, I’d love to go with you but something's come up and I need to find some books first. Snails has a project due tomorrow.” Escargot said sadly.
Gisa growled, “Can I just claw him a few times, please? He's always getting in the way and ruining our fun.”
“No Gisa. This won’t take too long I don’t think. I’ll meet you at the square as soon as I’m done.” Escargot said, hugging Gisa again before letting her go.
“Good, I’d hate to think you’d miss out on candy because of… him…” Gisa said with a huff and bounded out.
“Princess Twilight? Princess Twilight! I need your help!”
Trotting out of a room at the end of the hall, Twilight Sparkle was wearing what looked like some kind of dress uniform jacket like the Wonderbolts wear sometimes. It was dark green, complete with epaulets with one gold bar on each and patches with overlapping patterns of five brooms that formed five pointed stars on each shoulder. She wore a pair of shorts that covered her cutie mark, and finally a pair of long socks on each hind leg. The socks were white, with some kind of fins pointing down at each thigh and propellers just above her fetlocks that rotated around her cannons.
“Hi Escargot! Is there a problem?” Twilight asked cheerfully.
Escargot sat down, “Sort of, I promised to help Snails with a school project but I’ve been so busy, and the projects due tomorrow. It should be quick, but I need to know… do you have any books that cover the history of Nightmare Night? Stuff about it before Luna had her problem?”
“Escargot, you know what I say about procrastinating.” Twilight said, turning and trotting for the library.
Escargot looked to the side and sighed, “That it will end up with me doing Fundamentals?”
“Exactly, that it will… No… That you shouldn’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” Twilight said shaking her head. Looking across at the library books, Twilight smiled bright and brought down three. “I just got these in from Canterlot; they should have everything you need. But hurry! You don’t want to miss out on the candy, do you, Escargot?”
Twilight picked up a toy sword and put on her eye patch to finish her costume as she headed out the door.
“No way, Princess.” Escargot said with a giggle as he lay down, his horn lighting to open the first book.
“Well I need to meet up with the girls at Applejack’s maze. Don’t be too long.”
Escargot blinked as he read, then opened a second book and finally the third. He didn’t need to read the whole books, just parts, but they were enough. Blinking, he stood up and looked around before pulling down another book and sitting down to read it.
Slowly, he shook his head. “It’s… wrong…”
Getting up, Escargot ran out. The sun hadn’t started to set yet, so he still had time left… lots of time … but he needed help. He turned and galloped towards the boutique, figuring he could find at least a few of his friends getting their costumes there.
Noi was walking down the street with Golden Harvest, heading towards the Carousel Boutique, when Escargot cut her off. Noi laughed and shifted to a zombie shuffle. “I’m getting my zombie costume. Graaainnnsss…. Crave graaainssss.” she said, smiling bright.
“Noi, it’s a bit of an emergency. Can you come with me to the castle?” Escargot asked.
“Aww but…” Noi started, then sighed. “For you, yeah. Sis, drop my costume at home. I’ll get it from there after.” Noi nodded once and turned, running with Escargot.
Dinky was trotting back dressed as a little mailmare, complete with her own mail bag for candies. Her costume included a pair of pegasus wings, a mailmare shirt she had sewn to look as official as she could, and a mail cap that she had used the brim of to hide her horn. Seeing the two other fillies running nearby, she jumped out. “Equestrian mail service! We fly so you don’t have to!”
Skidding to a halt, the two foals looked at each other, then at Dinky. Escargot couldn’t resist and hugged Dinky tight, “That’s so special a costume, it’s great.”
“Thanks! I worked on it all week, where’s yours?” Dinky asked, looking at the two.
Noi nodded, “Golden Harvest is picking up mine. I’ll get it at home after. Escargot needs our help right now, though.”
Escargot didn’t answer. He hadn’t even been planning on going out as Escargot until seeing Gisa. He was just planning on going out as Snails with Snips.
Turning, they ran for the Crusader Club House. It’s still wasn’t dark yet, so the Crusaders were likely still there getting their costumes ready. The girls charged across the bridge and up the ramp before banging on the door, panting hard.
“Sweetie Belle? Apple Bloom?” Noi called out as Escargot caught his breath. Darn, earth ponies could run forever before their batteries went dead.
Opening the door, Scootaloo stuck her head out in a pirate costume. “Yarr!”
Giggling, Escargot smiled, “Oh, you’re going as a fast food salespony!”
“No, silly.” Throwing open the door, all 3 stood in their pirate costumes. “Cutie Mark Crusader Pirates of the Ponyville River!”
Apple Bloom leaned forward, “Watch out or we’ll steal your hay!”
“Girls, I need your help. Can you come back to the castle with me? I don’t think it will take too long, I just need to show you something and ask your advice.” Escargot said.
Looking at each other, all the girls nodded and followed Escargot back to Twilight’s castle. “I can’t explain here, I need to show you all. It’s just… I don’t know what I should do.”
Leading them back into the library, Escargot sat down. Taking a deep breath, he looked at the different books and tried to figure out where to start. Pulling out the ancient history text on early ponies, he spun the book for the girls to see.
“Long, long ago, before ponies lived in towns like today, they kept in tight groups. One of the rituals kept was that while some ponies slept, others would stay awake. They would guard the night and watch out for threats to their family and friends, then trade places, and others would watch over them as they slept.” Escargot turned the page, “It was almost instinctual. Ponies had trouble sleeping if they thought no other pony was guarding the night to keep them safe.”
Taking a breath Escargot looked at the girls, “When Princess Luna became the Princess of The Night, she stood guard and took on the burden of watching over the ponies. This meant that ponies could sleep without fear… No matter where they were, it was as if they knew she was watching over and protecting them.”
Grabbing the second book, Escargot looked at the cover before he opened it. “Every year, ponies would hold a harvest festival to honor Princess Luna as a way of giving thanks to her for protecting their sleep. They would prepare a big meal, then stay up all night and share it with her. Because they stayed up, there wasn’t the need for her to guard and she could take part in the feast.”
Turning the page, Escargot’s voice changed, “Slowly though, ponies stopped staying up, instead feeling that simply leaving out a feast for her would do. They started going to sleep and leaving her to find the tables with food but no pony to share it with. The ponies started sleeping through her beautiful nights, and in a way forgetting about her past, just giving food almost like a tax.”
“That’s when she became Nightmare Moon.” Sweetie Belle said. “My sister told me all about this part. She felt betrayed by the ponies and abandoned. Her loneliness led to anger, and that opened her heart to the nightmares.”
“And that got her banished to the moon.” Scootaloo said, “Till she escaped and Rainbow Dash kicked her tail.”
All the girls looked at Scootaloo.
Escargot shook his head and continued. “You know how we leave candies at the statue for Nightmare Moon?” Opening another book, Escargot shook his head. “After the Nightmare Moon incident, most ponies didn’t connect the two, but they still kept leaving food out for Luna. As Nightmare Night became a thing, the leaving food out drifted to leaving food at the statue for Nightmare Moon instead.”
Blinking, the girls looked at Escargot. “So Princess Luna just wanted friends, and we keep doing what hurt her in the first place?” Noi asked, biting her lower lip.
“I’d like your help getting some food together. I’m an awful cook.” Escargot said. “I’d like to have a real meal here for her. I heard she’s supposed to visit Ponyville again.”
The girls looked at each other, then at their candy bags.
“Ah think Princess Luna’s feelins are worth more than a few candies. I’m gonna go home and get something special from our kitchen.”
Sweetie Belle nodded. “Me too. I know Rarity can help me whip something up quick.”
“The Cakes owe me a favor.” Noi said, “Sis helped them out with a major delivery, so I’m sure I can get a special treat from them with my allowance on short notice.”
“I didn’t want you all to give up Nightmare Night… I just wanted advice.” Escargot stammered.
Dinky put her hoof over Escargot’s heart. “You found a problem and we can help fix it. We might still make the late treats, when ponies just dump what’s left into our bags. This is more important, though.”
Nodding, the girls broke up their group and headed out in all directions, leaving Escargot in the castle. If he asked, they would drop everything to help. They were his best friends in the world. Trotting into Princess Twilight’s dining room, Escargot started laying out the dishes. He set places for eight just to be safe, with one at each end and three per side. It had a more balanced look, and if Gisa came back, she’d have a place to sit and not feel left out.
Rarity had taught him all about high society placements for dishes and cutlery. He still had trouble with which fork was which, but he tried his best. It didn’t have to be perfect though. To him, it just had to be done for the princess and come from the heart, that's all that really mattered and was important.
Slowly, the girls filtered back in with food: stew, cakes, a zap apple pie, mixed vegetables on a bed of hay with a drizzled wine vinegar sauce from Rarity, a basket of muffins, and stuffed bell peppers with grilled mushroom caps. It was cobbled together and didn't really have a theme. Pot luck at its best, but the food was just the excuse, it was really about making Princes Luna feel special and wanted again.
“This all looks perfect, I think,” Noi said, smiling at the feast.
“How do we get the princess to come here though?” Dinky asked looking at the other girls.
All the girls looked at Escargot, turning to focus on her. With a gulp he nodded once, “Umm, maybe I can just go and ask her.”
“We’ll finish making this pretty. Go get her.” Scootaloo said.
Escargot broke into a full gallop as he went running across the town to the market center. The mayor had set aside a place for Princess Luna to sit and watch. Unlike last time, where she got to play the games, this time they were treating her like a princess.
Well, she was a princess, but that wasn’t what this day was about. This was her day, her special time. She needed her day. Princess Celestia had the Summer Sun Celebration, but Princess Luna just had Nightmare Night, a constant reminder of Nightmare Moon.
“Princess Luna?” Escargot said and bowed his head as she stopped in front of the princess.
“Oh hello there, little one. Escargot, is it?” Luna said softly.
Taking a breath, Escargot didn’t want to lie but, “There’s a problem, we need you at Twilight’s castle.”
Standing Luna spread her wings, “A problem? I shall do what I can to help!”
“Come on.” Escargot said and started running.
Princess Luna hurried after the filly, directly into Twilight’s castle. Her guards were not worried; she was going into the castle of another princess, so she would be safe. Taking up a position on either side of the front door, they chose to wait there for her.
As Princess Luna ran down the hall, she slowed and blinked, slowing to a canter, then a slow walk. The girls had sorted out all the food and added some basics like butter from Twilight’s fridge.
“Princess Luna, I know Nightmare Night used to be a festival for Luna, a great feast in your honor. I found out tonight when doing some research.” Trotting out in front of Luna, Escargot bowed deeply. “We honor you for guarding the night, for staying awake so we can sleep, and for protecting our dreams.”
Sweetie Belle trotted up and bowed, “You came to me when I was filled with anger towards my sister and helped me to understand her. You saved both of us that night.”
Curling her foreleg, Scootaloo bowed to Luna, “You came to me when I was terrified and taught me that it was okay to share my fears with my friends. That in doing so they could help me.”
“You taught me I didn’t have to worry about getting a cutie mark.” Apple Bloom said as she bowed, “Reminded me that my friends and family would always be there, no matter what mark I got. You taught me that whatever mark I got, I would still be me.”
Noi bowed her head laying down in front of the princess. “When I was scared that my sister was too busy with her friends, you came and helped remind me we were still family. You helped me realize she had her own life but even then would still be part of mine.”
Taking a deep breath, Dinky looked up at the princess. “You came to me when I was scared my mom would leave me. I thought that because I was just a unicorn and she was a pegasus she’d fly off and stay in the clouds and leave me in Ponyville. You showed me her dreams though… how much she loved me and that she’d never leave. That every day she worked, she worked as hard as she could to have money for me, even with her problems. You showed me she was the best mom ever.”
“You came to me in my hardest times in my dreams. You sat with me and talked when I needed it the most. Without you, I might not have survived. For you, for all you’ve done for us. For keeping us safe at night, we honor you. Not Nightmare Moon — You, Princess Luna. Tonight is your night.” Escargot bowed her head deeply.
Luna stepped back in shock, looking at the foals with her wings high and spread. Blinking, she shook her head. “I… I don’t know what to say.”
“That you’ll share a dinner with us? That you’ll accept our gift in your honor?” Escargot said.
“But…” Luna looked in shock at the foals.
“You gave us a gift, and still give us a gift, that most ponies forgot about. We wanted to remember tonight for the real you, Princess Luna.” Sweetie Belle looked up wide eyed.
As Luna looked at the feast, than at the foals, she was in total tears. “Oh, my little ponies.” Luna cried, “It’s perfect. I can’t believe you did this!”
“It was Escargot’s idea. She did the research and got us all together to do this.” Sweetie Belle said.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.” Escargot said, looking down.
“No, don’t be.” Luna said as she spread her wings and pulled all the foals into a hug with them. “But what about your Nightmare Night candies?”
“You were more important. You needed a night just for you.” Escargot said, “Or at least part of a night, so you won’t forget how important you are to us. Not Nightmare Moon, but you.”
“And we stick by Escargot, we can’t let or friend do something so important alone.” Noi said, snuggling the princess.
“Let the rest of Equestria have Nightmare Night.” Luna said. “This time will be just for us. Let the feast begin!”
After the meal, the girls bid Luna good night and ran out for the end of Nightmare Night and all the treats they could still grab. They still had enough time to hit a few houses for sweets, and they all still had their costumes ready to go. Squeeing, the girls bounded happily and excitedly, bantering about who was going to get the most candy. This left Escargot sitting beside Luna. Escargot was actually pretty stuffed after the feast. There were a lot of heavy foods in the meal, especially the carrot cake.
Looking up at Luna, Escargot smiled. “I hope you enjoyed your night.”
“I did, it was very special to me. Escargot, are you not going out for Nightmare Night also? What about your chance to get treats?” Luna kept her wing over the little filly.
Escargot rubbed the ground with his hoof and sighed. “I don’t have a costume, and it’s too late to scrounge one up.”
“So you gave up everything for me?” Luna said softly.
“I understand what it’s like, not to feel special at times. Or worse, being celebrated or honored for something you didn’t want to be or even want to remember. You’re not Nightmare Moon, you’re Princess Luna. Having to put on the act of a princess but not having ponies know the real you isn’t fair.” Escargot sighed. “What I read just made me want to do something for you.”
Smiling, Luna stroked Escargot’s nose with her other wing. “Sometimes, little one, you show the wisdom and selflessness of a true princess.”
Yawning big, Escargot closed her heavy eyes. “I’m exhausted. I think I’m going to go home and go to sleep. Snails still needs to do a report on Nightmare Night tomorrow for class.”
“Sleep well, my little pony. Your dreams will be protected.” Princess Luna said as she looked at Twilight Sparkle.
“What is… Oh, Princess.”
Walking home, Escargot saw ponies taking down their decorations and shutting down their stands. His hooves felt so heavy, but others seemed to have enough energy to clean up at this hour. He wondered if they had slept through part of the day.
Heading inside, he walked into the bathroom and had a quick, hot shower, just sitting in the tub and letting the water rain down. “I’ll just get up early and do the report before class.” He said softly as he shut off the water and dried off.
Walking into his bedroom, he collapsed into bed and closed his eyes for a moment. He’d set his alarm clock in a moment when he got the strength.
Noot Noot.
Noot Noot.
Snails sat up quickly looking around. It was already morning and he’d missed waking up early. Blinking, he rubbed his eyes. Well… he’d have to face the music about not having his project done. Slowly, he crawled out of bed. Picking up his school saddle bags, he walked down stairs.
Long Haul looked down at Snails and shook his head. “What’s with the look?”
“Huh?” Snails looked up at his father, blinking.
“You’re a stallion. Behave like one. Hold your head high. Stand proud and true. If you show weakness, others will just walk all over you.” His father said firmly.
Lifting his head up Snails nodded once, “Yes, Sir.”
“I saw Cheerilee last night. She said she expected a good report from you today. I hope you don’t mess it up. Your marks are important.”
Nodding once, Snails kept a stern face for his dad. “Yes, Sir.”
Turning, Snails headed out for school. Walking through the town, he looked at the store windows, stopping once to look at his reflection in it. He wondered if there was another way—a way out of this—but the truth was, he had gotten himself into it.
Closing his eyes, he turned and walked into the school and took his seat. Diamond Tiara looked as smug as usual. “I have a great project prepared. My butler will even help with the presentation.”
Cheerilee stood up and smiled. “Ok class, let’s start with Snails.”
Standing up, Snails lowered his head. “I’m sorry, ma’am. I don’t have my project written out. I was working on it with Escargot, but I ran out of time. If you like, I can do the verbal part of the project for you.”
Sighing, Cheerilee shook her head. “I explained to everypony that the written part needed to be handed in as well. I’m sorry Snails, but while you didn’t make excuses, and I commend you on that, you need to…”
“Wait, please.”
Everyone hushed as Princess Luna walked in. A large bucket of candies was held in her magic aura. She looked at the class, then floated the candies over to Snails’s desk, placing them on the surface.
“Princess, I wasn’t expecting…” Cheerilee bowed, stammering.
“In this case, it is not Snails fault that the assignment was not done. He had asked Escargot for some research books, and I kept Escargot busy all night.” Sitting in front of the chalk board, Luna looked at the teacher. “With your permission, I’d like to help him with at least giving the verbal part of the project.”
“Y..y…yes your majesty.” Cheerilee said nervously.
“Both foals worked so hard on this, to find out the history of Nightmare Night that I feel it should be shared. It all started long before Equestria was formed as a nation, when ponies were still nomadic….”
“Till we die from our brains exploding.” Dinky sighed.
“Oh come on.” Sweetie Belle sighed.
“Is it too late to disappear in the Everfree forever?” Escargot whimpered.
Part 11
Having a day off actually felt good. Snips had come over, and they’d played some board games. He didn’t have to hide anything, or worry about, he could just be himself. He spent the entire day lying in bed, but the medicine had worked well, as had an elixir from Zecora. The zebra’s elixir had eased the cough and sped his recovery.
Since Celestia had spoken with Twilight, the town seemed to have calmed down. The girls hadn’t been by again, but they were probably off on some cutie mark quest. Besides, they rarely hung around with colts.
Noot, noot!
Noot, noot!
“And, so it begins.” Snails hit the alarm clock, stretching out with a yawn.
Sliding his way wearily out of bed, he looked at himself in the mirror. He tried a few poses, doing his best to look like a big strong stallion. With a sigh, he shook his head. He had to impress his father somehow.
As Snails opened the door, he could see his mom in the bathroom. She huffed in annoyance as she rubbed the collar of a shirt under running water. “Darn stains.”
Absently, Snails turned to Escargot’s room since the bathroom was occupied. “Liquid soap, tablespoon of baking soda, and some peroxide.” He said it without really thinking about it. It’s what Rarity taught him in boot camp several times and made him repeat it until he knew it without thinking.
“You shouldn’t disturb your mother when she’s working.” His dad said, sternly watching Snails as he passed. “Leave the housework to her.”
“Yes, father.” Keeping his head low, he bit his tongue. If he slipped like that again... after all, Rarity’s fashion boot camp was for Escargot. Cleaning was decidedly not a real stallion’s job.
‘Well, I may as well slip into the spare room and get things ready there first.’ Opening the door to Escargot’s room, Snails blinked in alarm when he saw Gisa on the bed.
Seeing an intruder... AND a male, no less... opening the door without knocking was more than enough to put Gisa into full guardian mode. She adopted an aggressive, predatory posture, spread her wings wide, feathers fluffed in fury, and roared at Snails, rattling windowpanes around the block.
Slamming the door shut in a panic, Snails leaned against the door panting hard, his chest heaving in fright. “For a little thing, she’s got big lungs.”
“Careful Snails, Gisa is protecting Escargot’s room. You need to knock first and ask permission.”
“I heard, mom.” He shook his head and huffed to himself. Seeking respite and food, Snails turned and trotted down to the kitchen. As he sat, he watched his father carefully.
“See, I told you you could lick that cold without magic and without being pampered like a snivelling unicorn. You need to be strong, and self-reliant.” His father said, sipping coffee and watching Snails with smug approval.
“Yes, sir.” Snails hummed and retrieved some muffins and butter. He moved to the table and pondered his breakfast.
“So, what are your plans for today?” Long Haul glanced at Snails.
“I was thinking of helping Snips out, he’s thinking of building a treehouse.” Taking a bite from the muffin he stopped. Standing up he grabbed a muffin and headed back to the spare room.
“So you’re finally doing something to be a stallion? Don’t let me down, son.” His father sipped his coffee, the corners of his mouth turning up ever so slightly. “Building is a good hard working occupation.”
Snails returned to Escargot’s room, licking his lips nervously. Taking a deep breath, Snails put his hoof on the door. “One… two…” Opening the door as quickly as his fear-honed reflexes allowed, he slid the muffin inside and slammed it shut once more. Squeezing his eyes shut, he cringed, but didn’t hear anything. Slowly, he opened his eyes to make sure his forehoof was still there.
“I wonder if there’s a book on ‘how to feed your griffin’? I’ll have to check the library.” Snails shook the distractions from his head, returning once more to the kitchen table to finish his breakfast.
Content and a little weightier, he snuck back upstairs, finding the bathroom thankfully empty. It only took a quick blast of cold water for his mane to grow, and pink fur to appear again. Taking a breath, Escargot walked to her room and opened the door.
Gisa was a blur of motion. She leapt off the bed and tackled Escargot full force, knocking the filly to the ground. Giggling, she sat on Escargot’s belly and flooded the room with her questions, tail flicking excitedly. “You’re back! How did your test go? What’s Celestia like? Did you see Luna?”
Escargot coughed politely. Yet again, the little griffin was sitting on a sensitive spot. At least he wasn’t a colt right now or that might have hurt, a lot more than it had, anyways. “Hi Gisa, good to see you too.”
“I’ve been keeping an eye on your room. Dumb males keep coming in without knocking, though Miss Haul is nice, she brought me scones!”
“Let me guess: the way to a griffin’s heart is through their stomach?” Escargot rolled the griffin off her and stood up, retrieving her bags from the dresser.
“Or pocket book. We griffins are a simple folk.” Gisa shrugged and hopped onto the filly’s back.
Escargot stopped beside the dresser to give Gisa the opportunity to pick up the saddle bags and place them on Escargot’s back.
“So, what’s Celestia like?” Gisa asked eagerly as Escargot trotted down the stairs.
Glancing over her shoulder, Escargot smiled back, “Wise, strong, and powerful, but at the same time, somehow playful and caring. I can’t exactly put my hoof on it though.”
With barely a thought, Escargot’s horn lit and the door unlocked and opened. “Luna’s the surprising one though, you’d always think she was scary but, she’s really...”
“No magic in the house!” Long Haul yelled angrily. “Don’t make me rethink your invitation to stay here!”
Cringing, Escargot bit his lip. Why did he do that? He knew better than to test her father. It’s a basic rule, he should never forget that. “Sorry, sir.”
Closing the door with his hooves, Escargot pointed himself towards Twilight’s castle. Head low, he thought about being Snails. He had never had any real training in magic, he had never worried about using it, because it wasn’t something he had.
“Your magic’s getting better. You’re starting to use it second nature now.” Gisa said.
“Unfortunately. I’m really going to have to watch that Gisa, I could upset people.” Looking down the street, Escargot saw the girls waiting for her at Twilight’s castle.
As they spotted Escargot, Sweetie Belle and Dinky charged up and gave him a tackle hug, “It’s so good to have you back!” Sweetie Belle said, “Twilight was driving the town nuts.”
Blushing Escargot looked down. “Sorry, I wasn’t allowed to talk to her, or you.”
“We heard.” Apple Bloom said, “Celestia was giving you a friendship test, and you passed!”
“Who’s your friend?” Dinky asked.
“I’m Gisa, her assistant!” Gisa stroke a proud pose.
“Oh, just like a real princess,” Noi said giggling.
“I know, it’s all just too silly.” Escargot said.
“No way, it shows trust and responsibility!” Sweetie Belle turned heading for the castle.
“Escargot?” The voice came from behind her.
He turned and saw First Base standing there somewhat shyly.
“Oh hi Base, what’s up?” Escargot smiled at him, though he felt Gisa’s talons tightening on her back.
“I wanted to apologize for last week. I know it was the potion, but it still wasn’t right.” Quickly he held out a bundle of flowers to Escargot. “Here.”
Blushing, Escargot took them and watched as First Base turned and ran. “Okay, correction: that was too silly.”
“D’aww!” All three of the Cutie Mark Crusaders fluttered their hooves, “Somepony has a special somepony!”
Groaning, Escargot walked inside the castle. “I don’t have a special somepony. Ask Gisa.”
“Well, other than that griffin that wants to marry both of us.” Gisa said and fluffed her feathers. “Males. Ugh.”
“Hello girls.” Twilight observed the group. “Today’s going to be a special day. Apple Bloom is going to be working on potions here. Dinky, Sweetie Belle, and Escargot will be with me in the lab, practicing magic. Noi and Scootaloo will be helping Heart Wrench.”
All the girls high-hoofed, then looked at Escargot expectantly. Nervously, Escargot joined in, and the girls cheered. “Friendship power!”
As the girls spread out, the three unicorn foals looked at each other and opened their books. Twilight however shook her head, smiling, “Nope, today we are going to do something more fun.”
“Fun?” Dinky asked, clearly interested..
“Yep! You three are going to work together and play a game.” Twilight set a large wooden box on the table.
All the girls perked up at that, looking at the box expectantly and eagerly, “What kind of fun?”
“Fun-damentals!” Twilight said, giggling at her own joke and smiling brightly as she emptied a box of gears on the table. “You can’t spell Fundamentals without Fun!”
Escargot groaned in dismay. He had read about this once, and it wasn’t fun. It was mental.
“Each one of you picks up a piece on after another, and joins it with another gear in the air. Once you start them spinning, just keep adding gears.” Twilight said cheerfully.
“Till we die from our brains exploding.” Dinky sighed.
“Oh come on.” Sweetie Belle sighed.
“Is it too late to disappear in the Everfree forever?” Escargot whimpered.
“I loved playing with these when I was your age.” Twilight said, still smiling brightly. (And perhaps even worse, sincerely.) “Once I even disassembled an old cloud machine and made it work! But then mom took it away because I filled the kitchen with clouds.”
Snails pushed himself out of bed and turned off the alarm clock. Shaking his head a few times, he felt his scruffy mane wobble. Walking over to the mirror he checked his mane out… It was starting to get a little long again, so his dad would probably want him to get it trimmed.
His father had joked that if his mane got too long, he might end up looking like a filly. If it were only that easy, though. If only a simple manecut would solve his problems, he could go to the groom, have his mane fixed, and life would be simple again. He could be simple again. Or could he?
Looking in the mirror, he stuck his tongue out, looked at his teeth, and wiggled his ears. Everything was where it was supposed to be. Tilting his head, he made a few faces in the mirror by puffing up his cheeks, going cross eyed, and just having a moment’s fun.
He didn’t have to go to school today, didn’t have teaching with Twilight today. Today he could just do what he wanted. Smiling, he turned and opened his window to look outside, seeing snow, snow, and more snow. The pegasi had been busy: Hearth’s Warming Eve was in a few days, and they wanted plenty of snow.
“Snow! Snow… ugg… snow…” Snails sighed. The only problem with snow was that it melted on his back to cold water, so he could end up changing after coming in from the snow. Even worse, simply playing in the snow too long would end up with him turning into a filly.
Just coming inside covered in snow could have him change as the snow melted, so if he wanted to play outside, it had to be as a filly. Being a filly, however, meant dealing with colts… though his group of girls wasn’t that bad to hang around with.
Shrugging once, Snails turned and headed for the kitchen. He’d decide what to do today over breakfast: play outside, spend time inside with Snips playing board games, or find something else to do. Inhaling deeply, Snails was filled with the smell of blueberry muffins, pancakes, and…
Stepping into the kitchen, Snails giggled, seeing Derpy sitting at the table, her eyes half closed as she inhaled the smell of the fresh muffins. Beside her, Dinky was sitting and eating a hot, buttered muffin. If there was anything he could say about his mom, it was that she could cook.
Sitting down at the table, Snails smiled brightly, “Hi, Dinky.”
“Hi, Snails! Escargot must have gone out early. I was looking for something to do. Mom has a busy day with the seasonal deliveries, so your mom said she’d help tonight with dinner for me.” Dinky said with a dollop of butter on her nose.
“Little early for dinner, isn’t it?” Snails said, smiling brightly and fighting to suppress a giggle. Tapping his nose, he smiled at the filly.
Blinking, Dinky rubbed her nose, getting the butter off it, “Sorry, but the muffins just smelled so good that Mom had to have some with me.”
“So what do you have planned for today? Apple Bloom and her friends are likely going to be at the clubhouse.” Snails said as he dug into his pancakes.
“Mom’s got a slew of deliveries in the morning but is supposed to meet me for lunch. I was thinking about practicing my magic with Sweetie Belle until then!” Dinky said with a huge smile.
“Well that sounds fun… or funde…” Snails stopped mid-word with a smile.
Quickly, Dinky covered her horn with both hooves. “Noooo…! Not that horn-melting word! Anything but that!!!”
Laughing, Snails shook his head. “It could be worse. Hi, dad.”
Long Haul nodded once, taking a seat and opened the morning paper. Across the front was a big picture of Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara, though Long Haul was more interested in the weather forecasts to see when the pegasi would be dropping more snow. “I hope the roads and trails are clear. I really don’t feel like pulling a sleigh.”
“Oh Snails, is Escargot going to help you with your magic?” Dinky asked, finishing her muffin.
“What?!” Long Haul put down his paper, looking at Snails and Dinky. “Snails is NOT practicing magic.”
The finality of Long Haul’s words brought tears to Dinky’s eyes. Quickly, Derpy wrapped a wing around the little unicorn and scowled at Long Haul. “I may put up with a lot, but I will not have people yelling at Dinky.”
Long Haul looked at the mailmare sternly. “Then she shouldn’t be discussing magic in my house. I will have words with Escargot about this, too. Snails knows better.”
Nodding slowly, Snails looked at Dinky. “Sorry, no magic for me.” Conking the side of his horn with a hoof he chuckled. “Doesn’t work well, anyway. I guess I’m not bright enough for it.” Snails said, trying to defuse the situation. Playing the fool sometimes is expected.
Long Haul looked at Snails, “You do very well as a labour pony. That is something to be proud of.”
Watching Long Haul, Derpy carefully backed the unicorn foal out the kitchen door. “I will talk to you later about this.” she said firmly before closing the door behind herself and Dinky.
Shaking his head, Snails sighed. Dinky was too good a friend to Escargot to get yelled at like that. “Dad, Dinky didn’t mean anything by that. She’s been learning with Escargot and was wondering if I was learning too, that’s all.”
“You know how I feel about magic. Now, finish up. I have to get to work.” Long Haul stood up and headed out.
Sighing, Snails got his scarf and hat on and trotted out after Dinky, feeling awful about how she had been treated. Trotting through the streets, he looked at the decorations that were already being put up. A three-pony high candy cane stood next to a building, complete with foals that had their tongues stuck to it. Multi-colored lights were hung all over, decorating trees and houses. Every door had a bow on it. Ponies were really getting into the…
… Force of the impact sent Snails flying with an audible, “POW!” His scarf and hat went flying as his hooves spun over his head for a moment. Groaning, Snails lay on his back, his face stinging from where the snowball had hit. First Base was rapid firing them at Snips, who was cowering behind a makeshift snow wall.
“A little help here!” Snips called out as the larger earth pony kept firing ball after ball.
Grumbling, Snails stood up, “I’d love to play, but…”
Another snowball hit him in the mouth and a third caught him in the chest. Blinking and narrowing his eyes, he grumbled, “First Base, can you please stop?”
“Aww, mama’s boy doesn’t like getting hit?” First base laughed, “It’s only a snowball fight! Come on, Snails.”
Fundamentals training: Practice through repetition and gradually increased load in order to build up a unicorn’s ability to hold and manipulate multiple objects at once. It also is used to increase the magical dexterity and stamina of the unicorn.
Snails narrowed his eyes as his horn lit up and two dozen snowballs slowly rose and formed into a circle around his head. Spinning the circle to build up speed, the snowballs started whirring and whistling before Snails opened up on the colt. One by one, as each snowball reached the apex of its circle, Snails would fire it at the startled colt, then magically gather more snow to replenish his supply.
Firing off snowballs at a rate of ten per second, it only took a few moments before First Base was cowering. Seeing the white flag go up from behind a snow wall, Snails nodded once firmly then grimaced, realizing what he had just done.
Poking his head over the ice wall, First Base cleared snow from his muzzle. “Where did that come from?”
Snails blinked then simply gave a silly chuckle, mumbling, “I like snow.” Turning quickly, he trotted away from the two colts. He figured he had a few moments before the snow soaked his coat and he changed.
Snips blinked a few times. “Meh Snails being Snails. He’s weird at times.”
Skidding around the corner, Snails dove into Rarity’s store. Ignoring the customers, he zipped downstairs. The heat of the shop sped the melting, and Snails barely made it to the bottom of the stairs before he changed.
Looking at his foreleg, he sighed. “This wouldn’t be so bad if I could just stay a boy when I wanted.” Escargot thought and stood up, looking at himself in one of the full length mirrors in Rarity’s basement. Walking in circles a few times, he shook his head. “Well, I guess I can play outside like this unless someone dumps a hot cocoa on me.”
Turning, Escargot sighed and walked up to Rarity’s shop. She had her winter line up on sale with specials on hoof warmers, back warmers, and even hats. There were other customers in the store, but none paid any attention to Escargot as she entered the room.
Rarity, on the other hoof, who had been lost in thought prior to the colt charging downstairs, was tapping her lower lip with a pencil and looking at Escargot. She had a tape measure around her neck and her glasses on. Tilting her head slightly, she let out a sigh.
“Escargot, what I have I told you about your choice of clothing?” she said sternly.
Blinking, Escargot looked at the scarf. “Umm, that I shouldn’t borrow Snails’s clothing, since his colors don’t look good on me?”
Nodding once firmly, Rarity quickly put a new hat, scarf, and leg warmers on the filly then nodded again. “There, now you’re dressed for the season—with fashion. So what are your plans for Hearth’s Warming?”
“I, um… I didn’t have any.” Escargot said. “Probably just stay at home.”
“Well, there is the Canterlot play again this year, as well as other events. You should get out and have some fun!” Rarity smiled.
“I will, and thank you, Rarity.” Smiling, Escargot gave her a quick hug and ran out.
Trotting down to the market square, Escargot saw all of the people selling candies, cakes, and gingerbread. The scents of the ginger, of eggnog, of cider filled the air. Everypony seemed so happy; it was so perfect.
“Escargot!”
And then it was gone.
Turning slowly, Escargot looked up meekly at Long Haul. “Yes, Sir?”
“Have you been teaching Snails magic or trying to get him interested in it? Dinky said you were training him.” Long Haul said sternly.
Gulping once, Escargot looked around. “It’s… It’s not like that, Sir.”
“You have to understand that Snails knows his place. He knows that his duty is with his family. I don’t care if he shows even the slightest talent in magic, he should not be using it. I am teaching and training him to be as strong and tough as any earth pony.” Long Haul said as he loomed over the little filly, looking down at her sternly.
Escargot gulped, shivering a bit, but nodded. “Y…yes, Sir.”
“I will not have you filling his head with stupid ideas or getting his hopes or dreams set on something he will never be. He will never be some kind of powerful unicorn like Twilight Sparkle. He’s not and he will never be like that. If you keep it up, you will have to find a new place to stay. Do you hear me?” Long Haul was firm and direct.
Lowering her head, the words cut deep. “I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t mean to. I won’t do anything to encourage him, Sir.”
“Good.” Turning, Long Haul slipped into his collar and began walking, bringing the delivery to Filthy Rich’s store.
Escargot looked at his father pulling the wagon, strong and proud. Tears in his eyes, Escargot sang, “I’ve been told my whole life, what to do, what to say.”
Turning away from his father, he saw Derpy with her wings wrapped around Dinky, the two cuddling and laughing together as family. Dinky was showing her mom her magic, floating a feather. “Nopony showed me that there might be some other way.”
“And now I feel like I’m lost.” Starting to walk away from everypony, Escargot watched the CMCs playing jump rope as he sang, “I don’t know what to do.”
“The grounds sinking away. I’m about to fall through.” Stopping alone in the street, Escargot turned to look at his reflection in a store window—the image of Snails looking back. “Would you believe, that I've always wished I could be somepony else?”
Looking down at his hooves, tears fell free to the ground. “Yet I can’t see… What I need to do to be the pony I want to be”
“It’s rough sometimes, isn’t it?” Gisa said softly.
Blinking, Escargot turned, looking at Gisa and hugging the grifflet.
“Not having a family… not having someone to love you.” Gisa whispered into Escargot’s mane.
“I love you, Gisa. You’re a great friend and like a little sister to me.” Escargot said, clinging to Gisa in a hug.
“Yep, It’s something to be thankful for and remember. We are a family. Not everyone is as lucky as us.”
Blinking, Escargot sat up. “You’re right. I have family and friends, but others aren’t so lucky. I know what we need to do….”
“Try to take over the world?” Gisa said, looking up with a small smile quirked on her beak.
Looking down at the grifflet, Escargot giggled. “Nope! We’re going to bring Hearth’s Warming… to the orphanage!”
Gisa giggled. “Well, my second choice would be beat up Snails, but… that works.”
Picking up Gisa, Escargot spun, hugging her. “We are going to give them the Hearth’s Warming they deserve. Go get the girls. We’ll meet at the tree house!”
Walking into the Cutie Mark Clubhouse, Escargot smiled and headed over to the table. The room was large, so Apple Bloom added a round table with six chairs for the girls and a pillow stool for Gisa to lay on. Each of the girls had their own chair with a nice space on the back for their cutie mark… for when they got them.
In the center of the table, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle had decided to add a map of Ponyville. While it started as a drawn map, over time it had grown into a small model of the town. It was their own headquarters for planning their cutie mark adventures.
Taking his seat, Escargot sat proudly as the other fillies filtered in to their places at the table. Gisa, on the other hand, bounded over to her stool then walked in a circle a few times, kneading the cushion before laying down with her claws draped over the edge.
Dinky sat down and put a large basket of muffins down on the edge of the table with some butter, smiling. “Mom didn’t want me going hungry.”
Noi giggled. “So she gave you your body mass in muffins?”
“Well, Mom was upset with Long Haul yelling at me over Snails using magic. She spent extra time with me and gave me extras just to make sure I was feeling ok.” Dinky said.
Sweetie Belle puffed her cheeks out and softly growled, “I’m really starting to hate that guy. I’m not a big fan of Snails, but his dad is such a pain.”
Apple Bloom shook her head. “Snails isn’t that bad, he’s just a bit slow. He has a huge heart, though.”
Sitting up, Gisa shook her head. “Long Haul had Escargot here today crying… He told her that if she even tried to teach Snails magic, she’d be kicked out of the house!”
“Oh my gosh, is that why y’all called us here?” Apple Bloom said, sitting up in her chair. “I’m so sorry, Escargot.”
Shaking his head, Escargot sighed. “No, it’s something more important. Right now, everypony is getting ready for Hearth’s Warming with their families, but some ponies don’t have families. Some don’t even have groups of ponies like you to be with.” Still shaking his head, Escargot looked down at Gisa. “There’s an orphanage in the Crystal Empire: foals who don’t have any families to start with. And remember, the empire was gone for a thousand years! That means they don’t have or know of any families outside of the empire, either.”
Looking down at Gisa, Escargot rubbed the grifflet’s back softly. “I’d like to get a care package together made up of food, drinks, candies, and presents. If we all work together and ask around, we should be able to get lots of stuff for them… to give them a Hearth’s Warming they will remember for the rest of their lives.”
Looking at each other, the girls thought about it, then nodded. Scootaloo stood up, her wings buzzing. “No foal should be without friendship on Hearth’s Warming! Let’s do this!”
“Cutie Mark Crusader holiday bringers!” Apple Bloom said, holding a hoof up. In a moment, the hoof was joined by five others.
The girls and Escargot quickly ran out to cover the town to gather the supplies. They would blanket the town as best they could. Ponyville wasn’t big, but its ponies were known for their big hearts.
Apple Bloom went to her family. From there, she was able to get a selection of foods for the orphans: apples, carrots, corn, apples, peas, melons, apples, potatoes, beans, and even apples. Yes, it was the Apple family… apples were plentiful.
Her sister was even able to set her up with milk, apple juice, and grape juice in large barrels. Within a short time, Apple Bloom had a nice wagon full of goodies.
Noi raced to her sister’s place. Golden Harvest and Written Script had friends all over town, and Written Script also had bits. So from them, Noi was able to get presents together: stuffed animals and carved toys. Written Script even arranged for wrapping.
They would have gifts and presents for all the little colts and fillies. Nothing super fancy, but it didn’t have to be. It was from the heart.
Dinky hit her mom’s office. Not only was her mom the Mailmare, but she also handled the printing for flyers and ads that ponies needed delivered. Derpy had holiday printing plates and colors that Dinky was able to set up to print out different types of holiday cards.
She could fill in the names later, but right now there was only one pony whose name she wanted. She would have Princess Twilight Sparkle sign a few of them, then fill in the orphans’ names when she was there. A reminder that even a princess cares about them would help lift morale.
Rarity helped Sweetie Belle with some winter scarves and hats, as well as ribbons for the gifts. Sweetie Belle knew her sister had some “out of date” or “last year’s” fashions laying around, and Rarity was more than willing to donate some of her older outfits. She couldn’t help upgrading a few to be more “chic,” however.
The idea of giving to foals who had nothing was just something the Element of Generosity had to do. To top it off, orphans trotting around in her fashions would just be so adorable!
Scootaloo, on the other hoof, went to Rainbow Dash. Her idea was the best ever. Together, she and Dash went to the scooter shop, which had been refurbishing and rebuilding older scooters. Rainbow Dash helped Scootaloo pick out a few scooters in Wonderbolt colors, which would be perfect for the orphans. Even if the foals had to share, it would be fun and exciting for them to zoom around.
It’s something Scootaloo had always wanted for herself but never could afford. This, though, was for the foals and Escargot. Her old board was hers—it had seen her through so much—so she could go without upgrading.
Escargot headed home and left a note on his door as well as one on Escargot’s. Looking at the two notes, he found the difference in writing to be funny. As Snails, he had always been required to write with his mouth, so his writing like that was distinctive. Part of Escargot’s training with Twilight, though, was using magic to write. This had an entirely different style to it, with the script being much neater and more graceful… it just didn’t look like his writing.
He let his parents know that he was doing a quick trip to help some orphans. He would be back tomorrow, so all would be fine: he wouldn’t miss Hearth’s Warming at home, so now all he had to do is meet the girls.
Trotting outside, he looked down at Gisa, who giggled. “You’re getting good at forging Snails’s mouthwriting.”
“I know. He needs time off, too, though. Long Haul’s been running him pretty hard.” Escargot said and picked up Gisa, putting her on his back as he headed to the station.
Leaning over, Gisa broke off an icicle with her claw and pointed it like a lance. “To the train station, my fair steed!”
Trotting to the station, Escargot blinked as he saw the girls there with two full wagons of gifts and food. Sitting down in shock, he looked at the gifts and barrels. “Wow, this is more than I expected. Thanks, girls!”
“How are you planning on getting all this stuff there?” Rarity asked, tilting her head.
Escargot giggled. “The train, of course! It goes right there.”
“So a little filly like you is going all alone?” Applejack said, shaking her head.
“She’s not going alone. We’re all going!” Noi stated, putting her hoof down.
“Six little fillies off…” Apple Bloom started.
“And one griffin protector!” Gisa added.
Rarity couldn’t help but smile; this was familiar somehow. “And a griffin. It should be okay, Applejack. The conductor can watch over them. They can deliver the goods and be back on the next train back.”
Applejack huffed and rubbed Apple Bloom’s head, telling her, “Be careful and listen to the conductor.”
Escargot blinked and shook his head, smiling. “Okay, let’s get the gifts loaded.” Giggling, he lit his horn and started unloading with the help of the others.
“You know what this means, girls!” Dinky said, spreading her legs and smiling bright.
Noi, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle blinked, then grinned. “Sleepover party!”
Escargot giggled again and walked onto the train as the conductor lead them back to their sleeping car. It wasn’t anything fancy, just sixteen bunkbeds—eight per side—with curtains over each. The car was divided into two sections, giving the girls eight bunks to themselves.
Lanterns were set up so that each bunk had its own light in addition to the lights down the center of the hall. The beds were wide and plush, with storage space for personal luggage within each of the bunk spaces. There were clean pillows and blankets there, as well as fresh hay ticks.
Looking around, Escargot walked past to open the door to the next section when the conductor stopped him. “Snack car is aft with the bathrooms, just for mares and fillies. It’s safe and you won’t be disturbed.”
Blinking, Escargot looked around. “I was just going to give them privacy for their sleepover.”
The girls looked at each other and grabbed Escargot, pulling him back into the group. “Silly, you’re one of us! You sleep here.” Scootaloo said. “I need some protection from Sweetie Belle and her evil makeovers.”
“What?” Sweetie puffed out her cheeks with a sour look. “Rarity likes it.”
“I… I… I don’t want to intrude.” Escargot said, somewhat panicked.
“Ah wouldn’t say it’s an intrusion; it’s not like you’re a colt or anything.” Apple Bloom said, “An even then, I’ve made over ma brother once or twice.”
“Well, that explains a lot.” Sweetie Belle said, rolling her eyes before getting hit with a pillow.
Escargot had spent lots of time sleeping as a girl, and had spent time playing with the girls, but…
“What’s wrong?” Noi asked, sitting beside Escargot.
“I just… feel like I’m violating your privacy being here.” Escargot sighed.
“Why?” Sweetie Belle asked, sitting down beside Escargot on the other side.
“It’s, I… I don’t know if I feel like I really belong.” Escargot said with a sigh.
Dinky lit her horn and put her hoof over Escargot’s heart. “Mom said that belonging, that fitting in, isn’t always easy. It starts from your heart, though. And you have the biggest heart here. We all see that and sense that. There’s a magic to it.”
Sweetie Belle nodded. “And that friendship is something that can never be wrong.”
Escargot puffed out his cheeks a bit, then blushed, lowering his head. “I guess I’m just tired. I’ll turn in and let you girls have fun.”
Climbing into bed, Escargot pulled the curtain closed to give the girls privacy. How could he tell them? After they did so much it would just crush them. No, best keep the secret for them, so as to not spoil the Hearth’s Warming season.
Turning, Escargot looked out the window at the falling snow. It was already dark, and the snow blocked out any light from the stars or moon. It really was going to be a white Hearth's Warming.
Closing his eyes, Escargot drifted off to sleep while listening to the girls laughing, giggling, and playing in the car.
*Toot toot*
*Toot toooooot*
Escargot’s first instinct was to reach over to the alarm clock, except it was toot… not noot. His alarm clock nooted, not tooted. Stretching a bit, he looked around and realized they were pulling into the station.
Crawling out of bed, Escargot shook himself out and looked at the tangle that was and would soon again be… his mane and tail. Sighing, he thumped on the panels. “Girls, we’re here! Get up and get brushed out. We gotta get going and drop this stuff off.”
“Brushed out?” Scootaloo said, dropping out of her bunk. “Who brushes?”
Grumbling at the filly, Escargot sat, trying to get his mane back into shape. He wasn’t the only one, though: Sweetie Belle was busy brushing, too, and Apple Bloom was fussing with her ribbon and trying to get it into place. Noi also was suffering from a case of bed mane, and while Dinky’s mane was short, she was fussing with her tail.
“Seriously, you girls spend way too much time primping. Just be like Dash! Get a scruff cut and let it hang natural.” Scootaloo said and strutted out.
Escargot blinked and looked at Sweetie Belle. “If only it were that easy.”
Noi giggled. “Some ponies just have short manes naturally, others prefer it short. For those of us that like it longer though, we have to pay the price.” Nodding once firmly, Noi smiled at Escargot. “Even colts have to put up with it. Some colts have really long manes.”
Stepping off the train, the snow was coming down heavily, but the train station was shielded and a nice long tunnel had been built between the station and the empire. This provided protection from the wind and cold as the girls unloaded their cargo onto several carts.
Stepping out onto the platform, Princess Cadance smiled at the fillies. “Hello, little ones! I got the letter from Princess Twilight.”
Escargot giggled and bowed deeply to the princess. “Thank you! Sorry about short notice. We have a lot of things for the orphans here.”
“I can see that! Well, come on then!” Cadance said, turning, “Best get you there before you all catch a cold.”
Smiling, the girls started pushing the train station carts down the tunnel. Because of the way the Crystal Empire was built, the train station actually sat about a quarter mile outside of the city. With the bad winters the empire faced, a tunnel from the station to the city seemed like the easiest and nicest way of connecting the station and the city proper without spoiling the look of the empire.
As they exited the tunnel, they could hear the wind and snow off in the distance, but the empire itself was untouched by the bad weather. All around the city, decorations had gone up as well. Colored crystals and lights… decorated trees… the whole city was getting into the spirit.
“Is that you?” Noi called out, looking at Escargot and gesturing at a nearby statue.
Escargot cringed.
“Yep! That’s her! She’s a great heroine here.” Gisa said, pointing at the statue. “She saved the empire!”
“All I did was get lucky.” Escargot said, sighing.
“You still braved Sombra’s mists, even if it wasn’t your intention. That alone took courage.” Cadance said, putting a wing over Escargot.
“Yes, Princess.” Escargot said, lowering his head.
Arriving at the orphanage, they were met by a dozen foals of all colors. Several of the orphans were even younger than Dinky and Noi, yet all showed excitement at the pile of gifts and food. No foal ever went hungry, though special treats and sweets were not always available.
The sea of happy faces and wiggling tails just made the girls smile even brighter. Foals swarmed in and started hugging Escargot and the girls with pure excitement.
“Thank you!”
“This means so much!”
“Real presents!”
“Can we open them now?”
An older mare with a chestnut cutie mark stomped her hoof a few times. “Okay, okay. Let’s let the girls have a moment. The gifts will be put away and you can open them tomorrow morning. Tonight though, we are all having a huge feast. We have food and treats to last days!”
The foals cheered happily and charged inside, laughing and giggling; their joy and happiness showing as many of them took their crystal forms. As a response to the foals’ energy, Escargot’s form became crystalline as well, and his crystal slippers and ribbons appeared as he shone and sparkled.
Sweetie Belle just couldn’t resist a huge, “Dawww!” as she leaned against Apple Bloom before bounding up hugging Escargot. Almost instantly, her form changed to crystalline as well, as she glowed from the love in the air. Looking down at herself, she squeaked out, “Look! My sister would be so jealous!”
The other girls looked at each other and smiled, charging up to Escargot and piling against him, hugging and snuggling. Quickly, they took on their crystal forms, too; the entire group glowing as they cuddled. Then, letting go of Escargot, they backed up to look at themselves as best they could.
“Oh, this is just too cool!” Scootaloo said as she posed, spreading her little wings as if she was a royal guard.
Apple Bloom ran in circles, looking at herself and giggling. “Well, I’ll be!”
Noi strutted like a fashion model, showing off her sparkles.
Looking on, Cadance shook her head, smiling. “You gather the love of others, focus it, and share it with those around you. A very special gift, indeed, Escargot!”
Escargot blinked. “Gift? Naw, my special talent is….” Looking back at his flank, he sighed. “Never mind.”
“Just because it’s not your cutie mark doesn’t mean it’s not a special gift or talent that you have, Escargot. Think about Applejack: her cutie mark is apples. She’s about apple bucking and family… her love of the apple farm. But, she also has a gift of honesty and friendship that has made her known as the most dependable of ponies; someone you can always trust. That is a very special gift.”
“I guess you’re right.” Escargot said, looking up and smiling.
“Will you be staying for Hearth’s Warming?” Cadance asked gently.
“Sorry, I have to get the girls back to their families.” Escargot said, smiling at her friends. “Come on, girls!”
“Princess! Princess!” A crystal pony wearing a delivery pony outfit and winged hoof boots charged down the street, panting.
Turning, Cadance blinked, calling to the onrushing mare, “Calm down, Mercury! Breathe! What’s got you in such a rush?”
Mercury nodded slowly as she panted, “Sorry, Ma’am. Word just came in from the station. They won’t be running any more trains today. The snow’s too heavy and the tracks will need to be cleared.”
“Are there any trains still out there?” Cadance said, giving Mercury a worried look.
“There is one due, but it likely hasn’t left the other station yet. We’ve sent word to them to cancel their run.” Mercury sighed. “There is a train in our station now with passengers on it. The train has its own heat, food, and water, but they want to know if they can unload the passengers here to wait out the storm.”
“Tell them we will cover the costs of the inn for them and apologize for the delay.” Cadance shook her head. “What a bad time for them to be stuck.”
Noi blinked, looking up. “Wait, no trains? How are we getting home?”
“Does that mean we’ll miss Hearth’s Warming?” Scootaloo asked, wide-eyed.
“Ah won’t be home with ma family?” Apple Bloom said with her lower lip quivering. “I’ve never missed Hearth’s Warming with ma sister and brother before.”
Escargot stepped forward, looking at his friends, ears drooping as he tells them, “I’m sorry, girls. This is all my fault.” Looking over his shoulder at Cadance with tears in his eyes, he sighed, then looked back at the girls. “I shouldn’t have let you come. I wanted to do something nice for Hearth’s Warming… to help other ponies and maybe find another way to be the pony I want to be. Now I’ve ruined Hearth’s Warming for all of you.”
Sweetie Belle blinked and walked up to Escargot, hugging him tightly. “It’s not your fault; we chose to come. You tried to stop us at the station but we wouldn’t let you go alone.”
Dinky leaned in, touching her horn to Escargot’s. “Your heart was in the right place. We’re just upset that we’re missing our families. It’s not about blame.”
“Come on, my little ponies. I’ll bring you to the castle. We can decide what to do there.” Cadance said and turned, nosing the fillies once towards her home.
Walking down the street, the girls all had their heads low. With all of the holiday cheer around, all of a sudden they all felt very alone. With ears drooped and tails dragging, they made their way back to the castle.
“I still feel bad. I didn’t mean for you all to miss your families just to bring Hearth’s Warming to strange ponies.” Escargot said. “Hearth’s Warming is supposed to be about families.”
“Nuh uh.” Scootaloo said, lifting her head, “It’s about friendship, not families. It’s a reminder that in the coldest of days, through the longest nights, friendship will see us through. Remember what we learned in the play?”
Sweetie Belle blinked then started singing as they walked into the castle. Her voice was strong and true, and it carried through the halls, “Though the Winter brings all its cold and storm, the glow in our hearts keeps us warm.”
Dinky leaned against Sweetie Belle, rocking back and forth with her in time to the song as she joined in with, “The friends we now call our family, will always see us through.”
Scootaloo jumped, flapping her little wings and holding her head high as she sung, “Will see us through… will see us through!”
Leaving the girls in the throne room to sing, Cadance trotted off to her room, her horn glowing.
Landing beside Apple Bloom, Scootaloo put her hoof over her heart as she continued, “Loyalty binds us and makes us strong.”
Apple Bloom perked, up putting a foreleg over Scootaloo’s neck. “Honesty shows that we belong.”
Dinky stood proud and true. “And kindness shared will unite us through each day.”
Gathering around Escargot, all the girls started singing as one, “The fire of friendship lives in our hearts. As long as it burns, we cannot drift apart. Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few. Laughter and singing will see us through!”
Smiling at the girls, Escargot joined in, hugging them all and singing, “We are a circle of pony friends. A circle of friends we'll be to the very end.”
Laughing, the girls sat down, hugging each other tightly. One of the servants walked in with a cart full chocolate milk, gingerbread cookies, and some Hearth’s Warming muffins. Giggling, the girls dug in as they realized that they had missed breakfast.
“Oh, Mom would love these!” Dinky said, holding up one of the muffins. “Carrot with dried fruit centers and sour cream frosting!”
“I think Pinkie does better gingerbread.” Noi said, smiling as she munched on a cookie.
Looking around the great hall, Noi sighed, “Maybe this won’t be so bad. We’ll still get our presents when we get back.”
“And it’s not like we’re alone… we have each other!” Gisa added in while leaning against Escargot.
“Good friends, good food, songs, and laugher.” Dinky said, “I’m just worried about Mom being alone.”
“Nonsense! She’s got all of Ponyville with her.” Noi said, smiling.
“Doesn’t stop me from worrying.” Dinky said and offered a muffin to Apple Bloom.
Biting into the muffin, Apple Bloom sighed, “Needs more apple.”
Sweetie Belle giggled. “Everything needs more apple.”
“So what’s your favorite carol?” Scootaloo asked.
“Oh, mine is Fluttershy's Silent Night. I heard it once. She hates singing in public, but…” Dinky giggled, “Well I was with some of the bunnies when she started singing.”
“Mine is the Hearth’s Warming Carol, of course!” Sweetie Belle said, smiling bright.
Escargot put a foreleg over Gisa, hugging her. “How about you, Apple Bloom?”
“Ma sister sings one.” Apple Bloom said and sat up, looking at the other girls. “You know how spread out the Apple Family is. We have family coast to coast, so there’s almost no way we can get together for every holiday.”
“Yeah, Apple Family gatherings are famous but far between.” Scootaloo said.
“Well, ma sister always sings one song for Hearth’s Warming just to remember those that couldn’t be together.” Apple Bloom said. “It wouldn’t be Hearth’s Warming without it.”
Tilting his head, Escargot smiled, “How does it go? Sing it for us?”
“I… I couldn’t.” Apple Bloom stammered, looking down.
“Please?” Noi said, moving over to her.
“Yeh, I sang the carol.” Scootaloo said and moved over as well.
Sighing softly, Apple Bloom looked at all the girls. “Okay, I’ll give it a try.” Shaking her head, she stood up and closed her eyes, then hummed softly for a moment to get the melody. “When family cannot be here, havin' journeyed far and wide.”
All the girls quieted down and listened as Apple Bloom’s voice filled the room. They could all hear the sadness in her voice as she sung. “We sing a song to honor them. To remember days gone by.”
Picking up her glass of chocolate milk, Apple Bloom lifted it up above her head with one hoof. Her song echoed through the great hall and the words echoed back as if Applejack was singing with her sister. “So take your cup and raise it high…”
Every filly leaned against each other as they listened to the song, the words filling the air. "Just as surely I'll do mine..."
Stepping out of a doorway, Applejack took her hat in hoof as she continued singing with her little sister from across the hall, “And laugh we will at stories told, as we smile at days gone by.”
“As we smile at...” Apple Bloom, stopped tears in her eyes as she saw her sister. Then, Big Mac and Granny Smith entered the hall, smiling.
“Hello, little sister.” Applejack said gently.
“APPLEJACK!” Apple Bloom yelled and charged across the hall, tackling her big sister. Laughing, the two hugged and rolled on the floor. “How?”
“Cadance contacted Twilight, Celestia, and Luna and told us of what happened.” Applejack said, smiling. “They were able to cast a spell to make a portal to here, but rather than just making a portal so they could come here to make a portal again… well, we decided just to send the families through.”
“Families?” Noi said, sitting up as she saw Golden Harvest and Written Scroll step into the room.
“MOM!” Dinky cried as Amethyst Star and Derpy came in.
Rarity walked in with her mom and dad, smiling gently at Sweetie Belle.
One by one, each of their families entered.
Standing up, Escargot looked around, then blinked at not seeing his mom or Long Haul. Turning, he saw Princess Luna walking up to him, a soft look of sadness on her face.
“What… what’s wrong?” Escargot asked.
“We offered your family the trip too, but Long Haul refused. He wouldn’t accept magical aid.” Luna said softly.
Turning, Escargot walked out onto the balcony and sat down, looking out at the hills. At least he hadn’t ruined Hearth’s Warming for everypony. Behind him, he heard the singing and cheering—the laughter shared. And no matter how sad he felt, he couldn’t help but smile. There was still joy around him.
Sitting down beside him, Luna looked down at Escargot, telling him, “You did a very good thing.”
“I know, and it turned out okay.” Escargot said, looking up at the princess.
“Your mom gave me something to give to you.” Luna said softly.
“To me? What?” Escargot blinked and looked at the present as Luna floated it over and sat it in front of him.
“She told me to give it to you. Your father doesn’t know.”
Opening the package, Escargot saw a single gem in it. Ponyville has a gem store run by unicorns that he had seen in passing several times. One of the things they offered was the ability to draw out memories and place them in gems so that everypony could see them. It was a spell, of course, so Long Haul would never approve.
Lifting the gem, he looked inside. There, he saw the image of his grandmother, standing on a rise with her mane blowing in the wind and her horn glowing brightly. Around her neck was the silver pendant from the gifted unicorn school. It was the first time he had ever seen her.
“It’s…”
Looking down at the box, there was a card. “May you always remember where you came from. Without her, without her magic, you would never be here. Not all magic is bad. Be safe and happy Hearth's Warming.”
“Mom… Grandma…”
Hugging the gem tightly, he looked up at Cadance and Luna.
“Don’t worry, Escargot. Tonight, I’ll be your family.” Luna said, placing her wing over Escargot and smiling. “I’ll be your sister for as long as you need, or want.”
“So you are looking at marrying Escargot? Well that’s great. What can we do to help?”
“Ohhhhh, that’s a great idea.”
“But this griffin’s bad news… Please…”
Too Uptight
“I’m exhausted.” Escargot said walking out of the palace. Gisa sat on his back looking around watchfully.
“I’m starved,” Dinky whimpered, “I could eat a hundred of my mom’s muffins.”
“I think my brains leaking out of my ears.” Sweetie Belle whimpered. “I’m too cute to die!”
Scootaloo and Noi bounded up to them happy and excited. Both of them looked like they were full of energy, much to the ire of the unicorns.
“We had so much fun!” Noi said giggling.
“Heart Wrench took us out, showed us lots of stuff, and even bought us smoothies.” Scootaloo jumped fluttering her wings, “She really knows her stuff!”
Applebloom coughed a few times as she joined the group. “I’m getting better, I only blew up 2 potions today.”
All the girls giggled and looked down the street.
“How about we all go to Sugarcube Corner?” Escargot said looking off towards the building.
Noi and Dinky giggled and hugged Escargot from either side. “Perfect idea!” Both said in stereo.
Turning the group started trotting for the bakery.
“Well, well, look at the blank flank convention.” Diamond Tiara said trotting with her nose high.
Silver Spoon sneered at the foals. “There’s so many of them, I guess there wasn’t enough good cutie marks to go around.”
“Are you insulting the princess’ honor?” Gisa said puffing her feathers.
“She is not a real or true princess. She just won a rigged pageant.” Diamond Tiara huffed and turned her back on them.
“She is more of a princess then you will ever be.” Gisa roared. “So show respect.”
“Make me.” Diamond Tiara probably regretted saying that as soon as she said it.
The tiny griffin launched herself letting out a war cry as she headed for the little filly, talons first. This might have ended very badly for the poor pony. Escargot however was on the ball and grabbed her mid-flight.
“Gisa, leave her be, she’s just a bully.” Escargot said pulling the griffin back to his back.
Diamond Tiara was running for home crying. However Gisa’s roar had also scared Noi and Sweetie Belle who were also whimpering in fear.
“She challenged your honor and then mine. Now she runs?” Gisa said with a huff.
“She’s a pony Gisa, she doesn’t understand.” Scootaloo chipped in. “Sides she always runs home, she’ll probably tell her dad that we started everything.”
“She told me to make her. In Griffinstone that’s an open challenge to a fight.” Gisa said huffing.
“We can’t just fight everypony though that insults us. It’s not the way and it could get us, or you in trouble.” Escargot turned and started trotting back to the castle. “I’m going to head back, let Twilight know.”
“Kay, meet you at the Corner.” Dinky said and turned charging.
Walking back inside Escargot found Twilight reading a scroll in her throne room. The Princess of Friendship had a not so friendly look on her face as she scowled. Spike on the other hand stood dutifully ready with parchment and quill.
“Princess, I have a little bit of a problem.” Escargot sat and waited for a moment.
“Yes Escargot?” Twilight looked up from the scroll.
“Diamond Tiara was in one of her moods, Gisa told her to show some respect. Diamond told Gisa to make her. This almost ended in a griffin fight.” Sighing softly, “It’s not Gisa’s fault.”
“Gisa, you’re not in trouble, but I want you to spend some time with me and Spike. I’ll teach you some of the rules of Ponyville instead of Griffinstone.” Twilight said smiling softly.
Escargot picked Gisa off his back and hugged her tight. “Thank you for trying to protect me.”
“Well you would have done the same. She said make me, in Griffinstone that’s an outright challenge to a fight. You don’t say that.”
Turning Escargot giggled and pranced out of the castle. This required him to stop outside and think for a moment. ‘Did I just giggle? Did I just prance? Ok I need to be a colt again fast.’
Turning quickly he ran for home, he knew this would be disappointing the girls but he just needed to be a colt again. ‘I’ll make it up to them somehow’
Skidding inside he was thankful his parents were out and dropped Escargot’s bag into her room. One hot shower later and he was feeling like himself again. This was a good thing. Right?
Trotting past his room he grabbed his own saddlebag telekinetically and plopped it onto his back then shook his head vigorously. ‘Ugg I’m such an idiot. Why would I do something as dumb as using magic in the house? If my parents were home… I’m so stupid sometimes.’
Sighing softly he steadied his bag on his back and took a breath and looked back at his cutie mark. ‘Maybe it’s true what dad says, maybe I am just slow.’
Heading outside he held his head high and inhaled deeply. Ah, the wonderful day, the sun, the flowers, the… His stomach growled loudly reminding him that he was still hungry after his class. Turning the colt made a break for Sugarcube Corner.
Trotting in he saw the girls sitting at their table, talking and laughing. Lifting a hoof he considered joining them but shook his head. Turning he looked around and smiled seeing Snips. Taking a seat beside Snips he looked at the next table over.
Diamond Tiara was sitting with Silver Spoon and the griffin Kunibert. Groaning softly Snails looked at Snips. “It’s going to be one of those days isn’t it?”
“Nope, seems like a normal day in Ponyville to me.” Snips replied playing with his ice cream.
“So you are looking at marrying Escargot? Well that’s great. What can we do to help?” Diamond Tiara said.
Snails shot his head to look at Diamond Tiara’s table.
“Excellent, any information about her you can provide as well as her friends will help.” The griffin nodded sagely. “I will pay of course.”
“The important thing will be to separate her from her friends.” Silver Spoon added. “Or better yet turn them against her.”
“HIEEEEE!” Pinkie Pie said almost making Snails fall out of his chair.
“Um hi, I’d like….” Snails blinked looking away from the trio of doom, as Pinkie put down a double chocolate fudge banana split in front of him.
“Here you go, every other unicorn was so hungry after their classes with Twilight so I figured you’d be to.” Pinkie said giggling and turned bounding back to the kitchen leaving Snails blinking.
“But I…” Snails gulped and nervously started eating.
“So who are they?” Kunibert asked Diamond as he ate his scones.
“The boys? They're noponies. Pretty much useless tagalongs, you don’t need to worry about them.” Diamond Tiara said confidently. “Between the two of them they might make a half-wit.”
“So who’s the big griffin?” Snips asked curiously.
“I don’t know, some bigshot I guess. He just seems too uptight.” Snails said with a sigh. He looked down at his sundae pushing it with a spoon. A useless tagalong.
“Oh a big shot?” Snips perked.
“An evil big shot. Don’t even think of trying to be friends or help him.” Snails corrected with a sigh.
“Oh a pouty pony, what can I do to help make you feel better?” Pinkie Pie asked appearing beside Snails almost causing him to fall out of his seat again.
“Ever thought of seatbelts for the chairs here?” Snails said offering a fake smile.
“Ohhhhh, that’s a great idea.” Pinkie said, “I’ll talk to the Cakes about it right away.”
Snips chuckled, “Fastest turn around I’ve seen yet.”
“I think I understand now what mom means about her having to fake things with dad. A faked smile goes a long way.” Snails said getting up.
“Where are you going?”
“To talk to the girls, then Twilight.” Snails said heading over and sitting on the floor by Sweetie Belle.
Scootaloo looked over and tilted her head giving a little smiled. “Hi Snails. Sorry were talking cutie mark stuff.”
Sighing softly Snails took a deep breath. “Diamond Tiara is out to get Escargot. She’s teamed up with a griffin who wants to take either Escargot or Gisa as his mate wife.” Taking another deep breath he went on. “Girls, Diamond Tiara wants to drive you from Escargot or turn you against her. I don’t want you getting hurt so it might be best if you backed off of her a bit.”
Applebloom narrowed her eyes. “Thank you for telling us but no, we won’t back off, especially if she needs our help.”
“But this griffins bad news… Please…” Snails pleaded a bit.
Sweetie Belle shook her head. “If he’s bad she’ll need all of us more than ever. But thanks for the warning, we’ll be ready for Diamond Tiara’s tricks.”
Turning he walked out and ran towards Twilights castle. He needed help, he just didn’t know what to do anymore. The door was already open so he ran inside. Slowing he tried to control his breathing as he walked towards the throne room. Inside was the grand map of Equestria and beyond. Twilight sat in her chair looking at the map, as did Rarity.
Both of their cutie marks were flashing brightly. A mirror of their cutie marks, Twilights stars, and Rarity’s diamonds hovered over Ponyville on the map. Seeing Snails run in, they both looked up at him tilting their heads.
Almost in tears Snails sat down. “Princess Twilight, I need your help…”
“Out of the question! That would be the worst possible thing!”
Help me.
He Seems Alright
Rarity gently wrapped a blanket around Snails. She had seen stress-outs like this before, and didn’t want him to start crying. “Deep breaths, darling. Twilight, do be a dear and bring us some tea.”
Confident in Rarity’s abilities, Twilight went to the kitchen to put on some water. She may not have been a connoisseur of teas like her mentor, but she had a few blends. She selected one that was supposed to help calm nerves.
Looking up sadly, Snails shook his head. “You need to make Sweetie Belle stay away from Escargot.”
Blinking, Rarity pulled her head back in confused. “But why? They are such good friends, are they not?”
Twilight walked back in with the tea and set it before Snails.
Looking down, Snails sighed, lighting his horn and lifting the tea to blow on it before taking a sip. “Thank you, princess.”
Rarity raised an eyebrow watching Snails drink before moving over to lean against him. She gave a soft gentle smile that somehow made him feel more comfortable.
“There… There is an adult griffin 'Kunibert' who was talking with Diamond Tiara.” Snails took a deep breath, closing his eyes. He tapped one forehoof on the crystal floor in stress as he continued. “I overheard them talking. They said the best way of dealing with Escargot is to get rid of her friends. Make them turn against her, or separate them from her.”
“That griffin,” Twilight said narrowing her eyes. “He’s trouble, he’s violent and brash and wants a princess bride so he can become a king. From the moment I met him I knew he didn’t seem alright.”
“I’m scared that if they keep hanging around Escargot, they will get hurt.” Snails said, worried.
“And you’d do anything to keep them safe?” Rarity asked softly.
“Yes, Ma’am.” Snails said.
Twilight blinked in confusion, “Why? You rarely hang out with them.”
“Oh, Darling, generosity isn’t bound to those you know. How many times have we put our lives on the line? Not just for this town but for ponies we have never even met?” Rarity sat tall. “Besides, haven’t you noticed his magic? I think a little bit of Escargot’s magical training is rubbing off on him.”
Squeaking once Snails put the teacup down quickly. “I’m… I’m sorry.”
“Whatever for, dear? Twilight is great friend to have, and inside her castle you are perfectly safe to use magic. It is part of who and what you are. ” Rarity said gently.
“I didn’t even think about it or notice. When did you start using magic Snails?” Twilight said.
“Oh, Twilight, its best we not talk about that. You know how his family feels. I think we should let the little colt keep some secrets until he’s ready to tell them.” Rarity said gently.
Snails looked up at Rarity, wide eyed. A touch of fear ran through him as he wondered how much she knew.
Shaking her head slowly, Rarity smiled down at Snails. “Drink your tea, sweetie, and don’t be afraid to use your magic here. You should NEVER be afraid to use your magic at my home. It’s a rule there; if you have magic, use it. If your father says anything about it, I will deal with him myself. If that’s not enough, I’m sure four princesses will be able to convince him.”
Gulping nervously, Snails took another sip of tea.
“So should we consider asking the girls to keep their distance for now?” Twilight asked, looking at Rarity.
“Out of the question! That would be the worst possible thing!” Rarity looked down at Snails, then back to Twilight, “She may not realize it, but she needs them, and they need her.”
“Needs them?” Snails blinked looking up.
“Yes, dear. At first glance, it seems alright. It may not look like it at first, but they have helped her become more comfortable, more relaxed. She’s not the scared filly she was when she first showed up.” Rarity said calmly. “Without them, her life would be a lot darker, I’m sure of it.”
“Okay, so separating them is not an option. We can’t separate them anymore than we could separate ourselves.” Twilight nodded, looking to Snails, “That means we need to look at protecting them, instead.”
“I’ll talk with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Maybe we can take turns keeping eyes on them as a group.” Rarity said, then looked down at Snails. “Which reminds me, would you consider a small, part-time job at my shop? It won’t pay much, and it will be very hard work- heavy lifting and such.”
“Really Rarity? You’re offering him this now?” Twilight said, blinking.
“Yes, it will keep him out of the way. It will mean we won’t have to look for him. We will know where he is.” Rarity said nodding once. “If I and his parents know that Snails is working in my basement, then we can concentrate on Escargot.”
“I suppose you are right.” Twilight said. “I’ll talk to Cheerilee and some of the other ponies around town and ask them to casually keep an eye on the foals.”
“Marvelous idea! We know they will be safe while they are here for the lessons, and Pinkie and the Cakes can keep an eye on them at Sugarcube Corner.” Rarity said.
“Do we need to be watched all the time?” Snails asked, a little scared.
“It’s not actually the girls we will be watching, but Kunibert and Diamond Tiara. We will also be providing extra emotional support to the girls. I will let them know what’s going on and what to do if they get in trouble.” Rarity said with a nod.
“I should let Escargot and Gisa know.” Twilight said with a firm nod.
“Twilight, can you talk to Gisa? After I show Snails his new job, I’ll find Escargot and let her know.” Rarity said, standing up.
“I wonder if this is the emergency the map was telling us about.” Twilight said, looking to the friendship map.
“It’s probably part of it.” Rarity said as she headed for the door. “Coming, Snails?”
Standing up, Snails walked beside Rarity towards her shop. The streets were fairly open right now, not many ponies out. Most were at the Farmers’ Market, or doing their daily chores or jobs. Looking up, Snails gulped.
“You know, don’t you?” Snails asked timidly.
“That you need somewhere to tell your parents you are going? Why yes, dear.” Rarity said softly.
Snails shook his head, “No, I mean about Escargot?”
“I only know what I am told. It wouldn’t be ladylike for me to jump to conclusions, now would it?” Rarity looked down. “Oh, and would you be so kind as to tell your mother that she’s most welcome for my stain removal trick. Use it with care, though, as some fine silks may be damaged by it.”
“I will- Oh… You heard about that.” Snails said, looking down.
“She also said your father yelled at you over it, but it really worked.” Rarity said softly. “So working in a fabric store gives you an excuse to know some of these things.”
“I don’t want to lie to anyone, but if I tell the truth…”
“You’re afraid everyone will laugh at you or hate you?” Rarity asked, opening the door to her store.
“I’m afraid I’ll be kicked out of my house, banished, or worse.” Snails said, stepping in.
Turning, Rarity closed the door and shook her head looking at the mess. She hadn’t cleaned up the shop since her last order. “If he did, I’m sure Twilight would help you with a place to stay, and if not, I certainly would. Oh dear. Sweetie Belle why would you take my luster dust again?”
Snails scuffed a hoof, “I still hope to find a cure to this curse, I just don’t know how.”
“Curse?” Rarity asked softly.
“Yeah, the deer in the Everfree said I fell in a cursed spring. When I’m hit with cold water, I turn into Escargot. Hot water reverses it.” Snails said, head low. “I never wanted to mislead anyone.”
“I know darling, your kindness and genuine care shows, though. Sweetie Belle wouldn’t care so much for you if you were a bad pony.” Rarity said, getting her things together.
“I didn’t know…” Snails said. “I keep wanting to tell ponies- you, Twilight. But I get so scared.”
“If you would be so kind, I could use Escargot’s help.” Rarity said as she sorted out her work area.
Snails blinked. Well this isn’t too bad. He thought and went to the kitchen to pour cold water on himself. As he changed to Escargot, he started back into the room.
“For Twilight, it will require the right time, and the right pony there to stop her.” Rarity said.
“Stop her?” Escargot stopped in the door looking nervous.
“Yes, stop her. Knowing Twilight, she will go into her 'this-is-impossible' mode, followed by trying to quantify, qualify and test. For that, normally Applejack, Dash, and I would talk her down. Since they don’t know your secret however, it would mean just me.” Turning Rarity looked at Escargot, with a huge selection of fabrics and makeups flowing around her.
“Umm, what are you…” Escargot said, taking a step backwards.
“Fall lineup, darling; I want to test them out with different makeup colors, and styles. I simply can’t use a Ponykin to do that job, and since you are here...” Rarity smiled.
“Know your enemy.” Kunibert said. “Information is the greatest weapon a warrior can have.”
“But I don’t know anything about Escargot, really.” Diamond Tiara said as she shook her head.
“And her friends?”
“Oh, that’s a good idea- and I know just which one to use.” Diamond Tiara smiled a fox’s grin.
Much Too Flashy
Mew Mew,
Mew Mew.
Escargot nuzzled the pillow, enjoying the soft fabric against his cheek for a bit before he yawned. Stretching, he reached over and turned off the kitty alarm clock. He sat up and ruffled his mane a bit as he got out of bed. Walking into the bathroom, he turned on the cold water and sat, letting it run down his now-female body.
Eyes closed, he looked up into the stream, shaking his head slowly before washing his long mane and tail. Humming softly, he finished washing himself, then tidied the bathroom briefly. Wrapping a towel around his mane and tail, he walked out of the bathroom, singing softly.
Sitting down in the room set aside for Escargot, he started drying and brushing out his mane, running a comb through it first, before brushing it out in long strokes, so it was tangle free and gained its natural curl. Next, his tail.
Opening the door, Snails’s mom stepped in and sat down, listening. Tilting her head, she smiled softly, listening to Escargot sing one of the Ponytones’ songs. Escargot’s soft voice filled the room, “You've got to look inside and find, find you've got the music.”
“Oh, don’t stop, you have a beautiful voice.” Snails' mom said as she smiled.
“No thanks, I’m fine.” Escargot said nervously. She never sung as a colt really. Why sing now? Heck, why was she spending so long brushing her tail?
Looking at her tail, she huffed. OK, fussing over my tail care: bad, tussling with Snips in the mud: good.
“One moment.” Turning, Snails’s mom walked over to her own room.
Standing up, Escargot looked into the mirror.
I’m a colt, a colt, I shouldn’t be concerned with mane or tail or such. Sighing and putting his face against the mirror, he closed his eyes. A colt.
Walking back in, Snails' mom sat down, smiling. “Hold still.” Gently, she placed a silver necklace around the filly's neck with a shiny pendant on it. “There now, it looks so pretty on you.”
“Why do ponies keep using me to play dress up?” Escargot asked with a sigh.
“Playing dress up is part of everypony’s life. It’s part of finding out who you are, and what you like. Colts and fillies both dress up- sometimes in the same things, sometimes in different things.” Sitting behind Escargot, she gently stroked the filly’s mane. “It might be something as simple as a single tiara, a scarf, or even just a pair of glasses that they choose to define themselves with. Others may decide that either nothing fits, or that they simply don’t need anything to define themselves.”
Looking down at the filly, she smiled gently. “Dress up is just suggestions. Things to try on that others might think will help you choose. If you don’t need them, you don’t need to wear them again. This was my mom’s. It’s a Unicorn pendant from Canterlot. You can try it on, wear it. If you don’t like it, return it. I won’t take offense.”
Putting a hoof on it, Escargot looked down. “Why?”
“Because maybe it will help you find out who you are.” She said, standing up. With one last nuzzle, she started to walk out to do her chores.
Escargot hugged his mom tight. She might not know she was his mom, but it didn’t matter right now- he just needed to hug her. The little filly clung to her for a few moments, before looking at the clock.
“Oh my gosh, I’m going to be late!” Grabbing her school bag, Escargot turned and started running. “Twilight,s going to kill me!”
“Don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll understand.”
Escargot needed to get to Twilight’s class. She needed to make up time fast, being late was not an option. Twilight was such a stickler for the rules- everything had to be ordered and orderly, everything had to be quantified. Celestia, she would never understand the curse.
With a hairpin turn that would make Scootaloo proud, Escargot cut between two houses and down an alleyway. This would definitely help out. Twilight’s castle was just on the other side of the-
It should be important to note at this point that Ponyville is a rustic community. Not all the houses have power, or full plumbing. Several of them use old-fashioned bath tubs, which are really nothing more than wooden tubs filled with boiled water. Once done, the pony then emptied the tub by hoof as well, often by pouring it out the window. Generally it’s impolite or unseemly to dump it out the front windows, so most will pour it out the side windows into an adjacent alley.
The water hit Escargot mid-run, though the timing could have been worse. The shock of the impact caused him to stumble and trip rolling out of the alleyway, coming to a stop just a few lengths from Sweetie Belle. There was just something wrong with being hit with somepony’s bath water.
“What do you know about her? If she was really your friend, she’d tell you about herself.” Diamond Tiara sneered. “She’s not your friend- She never has been, she’s only using you.”
“I know she’s nicer than you!” Sweetie Belle said with tears in her eyes.
Looking over at Snails tumbling out of the alleyway, Diamond Tiara huffed. “Boys, filthy as always.”
Shaking his head to get the stars out, he looked over at Sweetie Belle and sighed. Getting up, he walked over to her. “Don’t listen to her, Sweetie Belle. Escargot trusts you and listens to you. I need to get to your sister's, want to join me?”
Sniffling, Belle nodded and turned to walk with Snails. “It’s not true, I know it isn’t. She’s not lying to us or using us!”
“I don’t think so. Rarity spends a lot of time with her, too. Have you asked your sister if she thinks you’re being used?” Snails said.
Looking up, Sweetie Belle squeaked. “That’s a great idea!”
“Just because she doesn’t talk about herself doesn’t mean she doesn’t trust you. It might just be that she doesn’t know what to talk about, or doesn’t think she’s special or deserving to be talked about.” Snails added.
Huffing, Sweetie Belle scrunched her face up, “Well, that’s dumb. So what’s with the necklace?”
“Oh um, Escargot put it on me to keep it safe while she did some quick running around. She didn’t want it to get hung up on something.” Snails said, stopping at the door to Rarity’s store and knocking.
“It might suit you,” Sweetie Belle said, simply pushing open the door and bouncing in, “If it weren’t so flashy.”
“I’m not a jewelry pony.” Snails shrugged and followed Sweetie Belle in.
“Snails, you are a mess!” Rarity said looking shocked as she walked into the display room. “I will NOT have a colt traipsing around my boutique dripping wet.” Sticking her nose up, at the colt, she turned her back, covering her face with a hoof as if to ward off some smell. “Go downstairs and clean up. I believe Escargot is still down there.”
“Escargot is here?” Sweetie Belle squeaked. “Diamond Tiara was saying she didn’t care about me. Since I don’t know about her family or such, she obviously doesn’t trust me and is using me.”
“Oh Sweetie Belle, that is simply not true.” Rarity sat beside her sister, “She doesn’t talk about it much because she’s scared to. She’s scared that her or her parents might get in trouble. It’s a very complicated situation.”
Snails walked downstairs into the basement storage area. There was a second small bathroom down here complete with shower, Rarity liked it washing off before tracking filth upstairs. Snails took a quick moment to wash off the dirty water, before drying off.
Looking down at the pendant, Escargot put it into her school bag and walked upstairs. Sweetie Belle was sitting in the kitchen sipping tea as Rarity finished writing something down.
“Oh hello Escargot, thank you for helping out, I have a note for you for Twilight.” Rarity said.
Sweetie Belle ran over and hugged Escargot. “You’re not just using me are you?”
“Belle, I’ve never used you. I’ve always been genuine in helping out. You know that.” Escargot said. “I’ve never asked for anything, never wanted anything, but your friendship has helped me more than I ever knew.” Escargot said and hugged the smaller filly back.
“Escargot, shake your tail, dear, Twilight is waiting.” Rarity said giving Escargot a little wink.
Blinking, Escargot ran out, as fast as his hooves could carry him. He was late but he had a note from Rarity. Staying to the open roads this time, he made it to Twilight’s Castle panting hard. As he trotted inside, he looked up at his mentor.
“Sorry, Princess. Rarity asked me to give you this.”
Taking the letter Twilight nodded once, “Ok, she needed you. Did you bring your workbook?”
Nodding slowly Escargot trotted into the library opening the school bag laying out all his homework looking up. “I completed the exercises like you said.”
Tilting her head, Twilight picked up the pendant with her magic, taking the time to examine it carefully. The mark of a stylized alicorn and sun embossed in it caught her eye, and she gently touched it with her forehoof. The image of crossed unicorn horns appeared below it inside a star, looking at Escargot she blinked.
“Where did you get this?” Twilight asked a touch of shock in her voice.
“Snails' mom gave it to me. Is it important?” Escargot asked tilting his head.
“Very few unicorns get these. Very few unicorns ever see these. It’s much too flashy to wear around.” Twilight said and then took her pendant out, to show Escargot.
“You have one too?” Escargot asked with surprise in her voice.
“One pendant is awarded to the top graduate of Celestia’s school each year if it’s warranted. Some years there are no winners of the award. You need to stand out well above other students to qualify for it.” Looking at hers, then at Escargot, “Descendants of such are allowed entry into the school without a test.”
“Well, Snails’ mom isn’t a unicorn, but her grandmother was.” Escargot started before stopping quick.
“Really? I may need to test Snails, if his father allows it.” Twilight said as her eyes lit up. The smile on her face saying it all, not only were tests involved she had a chance to help somepony.
“She is such an evil conniving tramp.” Diamond Tiara said firmly.
"She’s just been annoying.”
So Splashy
It was finally the weekend, a chance to relax and have fun. Escargot wasn’t needed or expected to be anywhere. Snails was free! He finally had a chance to do what he wanted, and he had plans. He was going to have a weekend full of action.
Lying in bed, he held his grandmother’s pendant in his forehooves and examined it. He never knew his grandma, but somehow this made him feel closer to her. Gently he traced the outer sun on the pendent. Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns.
He had never considered going there- why would he? How could he? Yet now, holding the pendant, he thought about it. ‘What would it be like? Could I actually go? Should I? I think I’m starting to like magic.’
Closing his eyes, he thought of Sweetie Belle and Dinky practicing magic with him... well, with Escargot... under Twilight’s teachings. ‘Would it be like that? Would there be the fun and laughter?’
He perked his ears at the sound of the front door, as it was still early and Snips wouldn’t be over yet. Slowly, he got out of bed and opened his bedroom door. Carefully, he poked his head out of the door, seeing his father at the door facing Princess Twilight.
“NO. On no accounts will I allow that.” Long Haul said firmly to the Princess. The abruptness and finality of his response making her take a step back.
“Please reconsider sir, your son is a unicorn. Unicorns are very...” Twilight started, before he cut her off firmly.
“I said no, and that is final. He may be a unicorn, but his cutie mark isn’t stars, or diamonds or rainbows, it’s a Snail. He is slow, but he is also tough and sturdy, able to take punishment. This house does not use magic, and while Escargot may be staying here, she is not allowed to use magic here either.” His father said sternly.
“But-” Was all Princess Twilight managed.
“And while you may be a princess in title, this city is not your private fiefdom. We have laws, as well as the town charter. You have no right to try and come into my home and tell me how to treat my family, or what rules to apply in my home.” His tone was final. There was no questioning it. Snails would not be allowed to learn magic. Ever.
Twilight could do nothing but stand blinking as he closed the door on her. Frozen at the door, her wings spread in shock, the young princess was at a loss for words, plans, or ideas.
Walking back into his room, Snails sighed… falling backwards on his bed, he looked at the pendant. ‘It seemed like the only hope for learning magic is as Escargot. What about the cure though? I can’t keep lying to everyone…'
“The nerve.” Long Haul said, opening the door and looking at Snails. “Snails, I think you should get a part time job. Filthy Rich can always use another cart puller.”
Snails blinked and gulped and looked at his father. “Umm, Rarity offered me a job hauling fabrics and sorting her stock room. It doesn’t pay much, but it’s heavy lifting.”
“I see, that is acceptable but…” Stopping mid-sentence, Long haul looked sternly at the pendant. “What… is that doing here?”
“Mom gave it to Escargot,” Snails said absently, “Escargot asked me to hold onto it till she got... hey!” He looked in shock as his father grabbed it from him.
“I told her to throw this out years ago. It has no place in this house, it just shows you can’t depend on magic, just strength and stamina!” Throwing the pendant out of the window, he turned and stormed out. “I will not have it in the house!”
“Yes, father.” Snails did everything he could to hide his emotions. A stallion shouldn’t cry. He bit his tongue as hard as he could. With a deep breath, he walked out the door. “I’m going to go spend some time with Snips."
“See if you colts can get a game of hoofball going, or something.” Long Haul said.
Trotting outside, the idea of playing sports was the last thing on his mind. He hated to disobey his father. It didn’t seem right but... He started searching for the amulet. He knew the direction his dad threw it, so he started there, criss-crossing back and forth as he searched.
It wasn’t anywhere to be seen, it wasn’t even in the garbage. Sitting down, Snails wasn’t sure if he was angry or sad. He wanted to lash out, to cry, or to run. He didn’t know why though. He couldn’t figure out why it hurt so much.
Standing up, he walked, head hanging, to the Carousel Boutique. He just felt so lost, but he opened the door and walked in anyhow. The store was relatively clean, though signs that Rarity was preparing for another big order were all over, including a new shipment of lusterdust.
“Snails, you look just miserable.” Rarity said softly. “Are you here because of Escargot?”
“Sort of, but…” Sitting down on the floor, Snails sighed softly. “It’s my dad.”
“Oh, I see.” Carefully, Rarity got a glass of water and brought it back setting it in front of the colt. Sitting down, she tilted her head. “Want to talk about it?”
“Dad found me with my grandma’s amulet, the one my mom gave Escargot.” Snails said, looking down and softly rubbing his hind leg. “He got upset and threw it out.”
“Sweetie Belle almost got hit by it. She knew it was Escargot’s, and is off looking for her to return it.” Rarity said.
Snails breathed a sigh of relief. “Remind me to thank her so much.”
“I don’t think I’d have to remind you or Escargot.” Rarity said, booping Snails nose softly.
Scrunching his nose, he sighed, “Am I really that predictable?”
“No, you’re not. That’s partly what makes you so special.” Rarity said, standing up. “Now, I have a spa appointment booked with Fluttershy, would you care to join me?”
Snails blinked and looked down at himself. “I’d have to change, wouldn’t I?”
“Not if you don’t want to. You can stick with the hot tub and sauna.” Rarity said with a smile.
Perking, Snails nodded. “That sounds safe, and nice.” Looking up at Rarity, he smiled brightly to her. “Thank you so very much.”
“You shouldn’t feel pressured to be Escargot, but at the same time, don’t take it for granted.” Walking out of the store, Rarity took her time leading the colt out to the spa.
Looking up from the door Fluttershy waved, “Hello, Rarity.”
“Fluttershy, I don’t know if you’ve met little Snails here. He needs some time to unwind, so I thought I’d bring him. I hope you don’t mind.” Rarity smiled, giving Snails a nod.
Whispering softly, Fluttershy took a step backwards, “Hello Snails.”
“What’s wrong, Fluttershy?” Rarity blinked and looked at Snails, then the timid pegasus.
“He was helping Trixie when she took over the town.” Fluttershy said timidly.
“I was being whipped and pulling around her throne.” Snails said with a sigh.
“Oh, you poor little thing!” Fluttershy stepped forward quickly and pulled him into a hug. “I didn’t know.”
Blinking, Snails looked between the two mares. He felt a little timid himself now, but followed Rarity inside. Rarity quickly talked with the spa twins before motioning to Snails. “He has a bad reaction to cold water. Please allow only the hot tub and sauna for him.”
Nodding, the twins quickly assaulted Snails, washing him down with hot water, Aloe giggling softly. “For a colt, he is very well groomed. He also uses strawberry rose shampoo, I recognize the scent.”
Snails eeped and blushed, looking down. He hadn’t thought about the smell of that carrying between forms. “I umm…”
“He works at my store, and I expect standards.” Rarity said, nodding.
Giggling, the girls finished their work, wrapping a towel around his head, before helping him into the hot tub. It was the first time in a while Snails felt like he could relax… Although he was doing something really mare-Oriented.
Moving to sit beside Snails, Rarity relaxed as well. “Fluttershy, dear, remember to breathe.”
“Sorry.” Fluttershy gasped and looked around until the spa twins were finished their work. When they were done she was able to get into the hot tub as well.
“Sweetie Belle should be back at the store soon. We’ll get the pendant from her next time we see her?” Rarity said softly.
Nodding slowly, he closed his eyes a bit, allowing the hot water to relax his muscles. Slipping a bit lower into the water, he let out a contented sigh. It might not be swimming, but it was still fun.
He was so relaxed, he hardly noticed the jingle of the front door. He just stretched out his forelegs in the water, and let them float a bit. He always wondered why his legs were thinner than most males. The only colt he knew with a slighter build was Featherweight. Strange thing is, he never really paid attention to things like this before now.
“Don’t worry, we’ll get her.” Silver Spoon said.
Snails grumbled as his muzzle sank beneath the water of the hot tub.
“She is such an evil conniving tramp.” Diamond Tiara said firmly.
Rarity blinked looking at Snails then Diamond Tiara. “Excuse me, it’s very rude to talk about other ponies like that.
Silver Spoon blinked, “Sorry Ma’am, she’s just been annoying my friend to no extent.”
Diamond Tiara blinked, “And what is he doing here? Isn’t today girl’s day at the spa?”
Aloe giggled, “He is here as a guest of Rarity.”
Snails sighed, “I’ll go.”
“Nonsense, you have every right to be here.” Rarity said.
“I know, but I’d like to find your sister.” Snails said, he looked at Diamond Tiara. He more just wanted to be away from her. He did, however, want the pendant back, so it wasn’t really a lie.
Getting out of the hot tub, Snails used towels to dry himself off. Honestly, he was getting too used to being clean. One little shake, and his fur puffed out. Turning,he nodded to Rarity. “Thanks again.”
“Boys, always so splashy. This isn’t a swimming pool, you know.” Diamond Tiara huffed.
Snails headed for the Crusaders’ clubhouse. It was the most likely place to find the girls- unless, of course, they were off trying to find a cutie mark. With luck, though, he would find them there. The city was pretty quiet today, and there didn’t seem to be any major celebrations. Sometimes, it felt like days without celebrations were the rare ones.
Charging up the ramp, he opened the door. As he looked inside he smiled brightly.
“Girls?”
“SNAILS!” Sweetie Belle said and trotted up to him. “I found this.” She said, holding out the pendant.
Taking it, he hugged it tightly and sat down. “I found out, it’s my Grandma’s. It’s all I have of hers.”
Applebloom blinked as she saw the tears in Snails' eyes. Taking a breath, she walked over and sat beside him. "Ah think ah understand. Ah know that feeling to." Closing her own eyes, she touched her ribbon with a sigh.
Seeing a pony walking down the street in a beautiful dress is rather uncommon in Ponyville. Aside from Rarity, few ponies bothered dressing unless it was a very special occasion. Seeing a colt walking down the street wearing a beautiful dress, on the other hoof, made ponies stop and talk.
“Do you think his parents know?” Lilly asked quietly.
“Look Rose! How awful!” Daisy gasped as she turned from her stand.
“The horror, the horror!” Rose moaned.
Snails couldn’t help but flinch and lower his head.
“I am just appalled!” Rarity said, sticking her nose up, “That must be the worst possible thing.”
Snails gulped and looked up. Even Rarity was aghast. He saw her shaking her head, hoof over her chest in shock.
“Not only is that last year’s fashion, but that hat simply does NOT go with that outfit!” Rarity said with a huff.
Looking around, Snails saw his father standing, staring. Long Haul was pulling a loaded cart full of supplies bound for Filthy Riches store when he came upon the scene. Shaking his head sternly, he looked at Snails. “That is no way for any colt to act.”
“I know sir.” Snails said. The words around him hurt far more then he let on. Well, aside from Rarity’s words- he figured she would just change the outfit.
“Had he been my colt, I would discipline him properly for such a disgrace.” Long Haul said.
Snails flinched once, but Rarity put a reassuring hoof over his back. His father was walking off, doing his best to ignore the colt.
Snips trotted up, chuckling. “I still don’t believe he made that bet with Diamond Tiara. Everypony should know better.”
“She’s doing her best to humiliate him.” Snails said. “Poor Pip.”
“I should say so! That colt has no concept of color matching.” Rarity said, causing both colts to look up at her. Looking down Rarity smiled, “I should trust if you ever got in trouble like that, Snails, you would come to me first.”
Snails blinked then nodded. “Yes, Miss Rarity.”
“Out of my way!” Diamond Tiara snarled as she trotted by, “Daddy should have just what you need.”
The little filly was followed by her griffin accomplice. Kunibert walked, head high, trying to project as much smug nobility as he could. Honestly, those two would be a perfect couple if not for the age gap, or the whole EVIL thing. He could practically smell it oozing off them.
Snails just knew they were up to no good. ‘They’re probably planning to do something to Escargot and Gisa! If only there was a way I could find out.’
Blinking, Snails looked at his orange foreleg for a good long moment. He had to think of a way to listen in on them without being-
‘Snails, you idiot. They are after Escargot, not Snails. They don’t pay attention to my colt form.’ Snails thought. ‘And dad’s going right there.’
Shaking his head, he ran after his dad. “Hey dad, need help unloading the wagon?”
Long Haul looked down at Snails as he pulled up by the store. “Oh, sure. Just be careful not to break anything.”
Picking up a load of supplies, Snails followed his father inside. It was strange: for all the attention Escargot got, Snails could walk around virtually unnoticed. No one really payed attention to the little colt. Snails hadn’t minded before, but now he was starting to take notice.
“What do you mean you have no Jelly?!” The griffin asked in a stern voice.
“Dad, we have to have some.” Diamond Tiara said.
“I’m sorry, I sold the last bottle of Zap Apple Jelly to the Cakes.”
The griffin growled. “I need two bottles of Crystal Jelly, and one of Zap Apple.”
“Well, we have one bottle of Crystal Jelly. Pinkie Pie bought the other for herself.”
“This is all about the Jelly, we must have it!” The griffin said earnestly. “I’ve got the Heart’s Desire from those three panicky ponies already.”
‘Oh, this can’t be good.’ Snails thought as he helped his dad unload the wagon. ‘But what’s this obsession with tubs of jelly?’
“Maybe we can buy it from the Cakes.” Diamond Tiara suggested.
Huffing irritably, the griffin nodded, “It is worth an attempt.” He stormed out of the store, Diamond Tiara in his wake.
“Done, dad,” Snails said with a smile. “I’m going to head over to Sugarcube Corner and see if Snips is there.”
“Ok, just don’t hang around with that… colt… in the dress.” Long Haul said angrily. “For a stallion to dress like that for any reason is so...”
“I know, dad, I won’t.” Turning Snails ran out.
Out on the street, Snails could see the girls. Dinky and Noi were playing jump rope with Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo was doing tricks with her faithful scooter. If Escargot was here, they would be asking her to join, but Escargot couldn’t find out Diamond Tiara’s plans.
Heading into Sugarcube Corner, Snails looked around. Kunibert had a bottle of Crystal Berry Jelly, but was trying to get them to sell him the Zap Apple Jelly. Sitting down at the table, Snails bit his lip, hoping they wouldn’t be able to part with it.
“The Royal Jelly formula requires Zap Apple Jelly.” Kunibert stated. “I will compensate you for it.”
“We are sorry, it’s for a very special order that we have been contracted to do.” Mr Cake Said firmly. “We can’t just let our customers down like that, especially with such a difficult recipe.”
“Hi Snails!” Pinkie Pie said, sitting beside him. The shock caused Snails to jump right out of his chair and hit the floor.
‘That pony could sneak up on, well, something that’s hard to sneak up on.’ Snails thought as he pulled himself back into his seat.
“Darn, forgot to get seatbelts like you asked.” Pinkie pouted. “Can I get you something? Hot coffee, Hot Cocoa, maybe some hot tea or hot… what else do we have that’s hot? Hot cross buns?”
“Umm, why hot?” Snails asked, gulping nervously.
“Well, I wouldn’t want to give you something cold and risk you spilling it on yourself and having a relapse of that illness that had you in bed for a day, that would be just awful!” Pinkie said, nodding.
“Tea, please.” Snails said, nodding slowly.
As Pinkie bounded into the kitchen to get his tea, he looked back at the griffin and Diamond Tiara.
“We wouldn’t dream of asking you to break your obligations, but father really needs that jam back.” Tiara said sadly. “It’s for a very special gift.” Diamond Tiara looked up with big, sad, eyes.
“Here you go.” Pinkie said putting the tea down in front of Snails. “If you got sick again, it would really upset the girls, then I’d have to throw a we-miss-you-Escargot party for them just to cheer them up, and do you know how hard it is to do a we-miss-you party on short notice?” Pinkie said, bounding away into the kitchen.
“I- wait. What?” Snails blinked in confusion, looking at the direction Pinkie went in shock. His poor nerves couldn’t handle this.
“I’m sorry, we just can’t spare it. Maybe if the special order had not been made, we would.” Mr. Cake said, holding firm.
Diamond Tiara huffed and looked down. “What are we going to do now.”
‘Phew, saved by an order. Without the jam, Kunibert is out of luck.’ Snails though happily and sipped his tea.
“Well, there’s always Applejack. I’m sure she had some extra she might be able to sell.” Pinkie said, bounding out of the kitchen again.
Snails let his face hit the table. Now they would go there and get some and Escargot would be doomed.
Pinkie bounded by Snails and stopped. “Oops. I guess you might need that cold drink after all.” She said blinking.
“Umm, to go please?” Snails said and finished his tea quickly. Strange- he was starting to actually like tea.
Nodding, Pinkie pulled out a large bucket full of ice water and handed it to Snails. “Remember to send the picture in for the Ice Bucket Challenge, and name somepony else when you’re done!” Turning, Pinkie bounded back into the kitchen.
Taking the bucket, Snails headed outside and ducked in behind the Sugarcube Corner. There were enough quiet places he could hide and change and here was one of them. Rearing up on his hind legs, he held the bucket above him and took a deep breath. In one quick motion, he dumped the contents of the bucket on himself.
Now just to be straight about things, there are different levels of cold. There’s tap water cold. There’s ice water cold, which isn’t too bad. There’s a bucket that’s had salt and ice added to it, then left in the freezer so a crust of ice can form over the top cold. Then, there’s Pinkie’s scientifically defying, how-can-it-possibly-be-so-cold-and-not-be-a-solid-block cold.
Escargot trembled, blinking, unable to move for a moment in pure shock. Parts of his body were never meant to be exposed to cold, and he had just found them. All of them. At one time. Thanks to Pinkie Pie, he now knew he never wanted to go out in the snow as a filly.
With a quick shake, Escargot gasped. “Too cold, too cold, too cold, WAY too cold!”
“I should challenge someone like Swyrl, Sparky or Discord to this…” Escargot said, catching her breath and giving one last shake, before trotting out. Looking around, she saw the girls and ran over.
“Escargot!” Apple bloom said smiling, “We just had a great idea for cutie marks!”
Sweetie Belle jumped out in front of Apple Bloom, waving all 4 legs midair, “Cutie Mark Crusader Movie Makers!”
“I found a super 8 camera!” Scootaloo said.
“Apple Bloom, I have a problem. Diamond Tiara and the evil griffin are after Zap Apple Jelly. He wants it to make something to use against Es- Gisa and I.” Escargot said, then blinked, looking at the camera.
Dinky blinked, “Ok girls, cutie marks aside. We have to stop.”
"Filly Power!" Noi said, holding a hoof up into the air.
Giggling, Sweetie Belle clapped her hoof up, followed by the rest of the girls. They paused, all looking at Escargot.
“Umm, filly power, you’re supposed to put your hoof up too.” Scootaloo said. “Duh.”
Blinking, shaking her head, Escargot added her hoof to the group. “Sorry, worried and scatter-brained.”
“Come on, girls! Let’s go!” Apple Bloom said as she turned and started running to Sweet Apple Acres
“Discovery foals! Let’s go!” Dinky called out and all the girls charged after Apple Bloom.
The little fillies ran at full tilt and crossed into the farm near the orchard. They saw Applejack already talking with the griffin, as well as a very smug-looking Diamond Tiara.
“We’re too late!” Sweetie Belle said with a whimper, panting a bit.
“No we aren’t! Ah know where the Jelly’s kept in the house. I can tell my sis there, and get her to stop the sale.”
“How do we get in without being seen?” Scootaloo asked.
Noi looked at Dinky and they both nodded, “Pony vault. I’ll be high, you be low.”
“K, which window?” Dinky asked.
Slowing a bit, Apple Bloom looked confused, “Kitchen on the side.”
Charging ahead, Noi skidded sideways and braced her legs beside the window. A moment later, Dinky skidded up beside Noi lying on the ground. It was clear to Apple Bloom what they were doing, forming a set of stairs for the other girls to get through the window fast.
“I can’t run over my friends…” Sweetie Belle said.
Apple Bloom ran up the two fillies and dove through the window, followed close behind by Scootaloo. Both fillies landed in the kitchen, skidding across the floor and coming to a stop. Escargot- who was larger and heavier than the other two- hit the brakes hard and came to a stop by them, panting a bit before helping Dinky to her hooves.
“Are you two ok?” Escargot asked and started checking them both over for injuries.
“Oh yeah, we worked that trick out for the school obstacle course.” Noi said. “Dinky couldn’t get up the wall on her own, so I started helping her. Once up, she’d help me.”
Rearing up onto her hind legs, Escargot put her front legs on the windowsill, sticking her head in.
Applejack had just walked into the kitchen when Apple Bloom closed the door fast behind her, blocking it and holding a hoof up to her mouth.
“What in tarnation?” Applejack started, then looked at her sister and Scootaloo.
“You can’t sell them jelly! The big griffin’s, like, strangely obsessed with the stuff. We think he’s going to be using it with Heart’s Desire to make some kind of potion!” Apple Bloom said urgently.
“To use against Giza and Escargot!” Scootaloo added.
“Well I’ll be! Of all the nerve.” Applejack looked down at the girls. “Thank ya’ll for the warning, Rarity told me to keep an eye out for tricks like this. And I was ready to buy the whole 'she needed it for her father to finish a contract' story.”
“We have one jar left.” Apple Bloom said, and sighed.
“And I can’t be telling fibs.” Applejack said looking around.
“It wouldn’t be a fib if it was gone.” Escargot said, then covered his mouth quick.
“Well, ah think you girls look a mite hungry after all yer runnin’ around.” Applejack said, grinning like the cat the caught the canary. “Ya’ll should have some sandwiches. If the jelly’s all eaten, then I reckon I can’t sell it, can I?”
Looking at each other, the girls giggled and broke out the bread and jam. Applejack turned to head out. After all, somepony had to give Diamond Tiara the bad news.
It wasn’t Escargot’s alarm clock that woke him up. It was the crying. It was so soft and meek. Escargot sat up, looking around to see where the sound was coming from. Something inside of him knew he had to respond.
Curled in a little ball on the end of his bed, Gisa was crying. Looking around, he saw the window open. The little griffin had likely come in sometimes last night, not wanting to be away from Escargot. She had curled up on the end of the bed like a dog, just to be close to her.
Moving around on the bed, he lay down beside her, putting his neck and muzzle over her protectively. She was still very small, so he was able to curl around her a bit. Nuzzling her back between her wings, Escargot looked down at the little ball of fluff and feathers.
“Don’t leave me, mama.” Gisa said softly in her sleep.
Putting her head over Gisa, he hugged her gently. “It’s ok Gisa, you’re safe.”
Gisa opened her eyes, looking up at Escargot. Blinking a few times, she hugged Escargot’s neck tightly. “Don’t abandon me… Everyone abandons me.”
He didn’t know what to say. Sighing softly, he looked down, hugging Gisa back. “I won’t abandon you. I can’t be with you all the time, but I won’t give you up.”
“Thank you, momma,” Gisa said, snuggling close to Escargot.
Escargot shook his head and just hugged the grifflet, not wanting to let go. Snails wasn’t the maternal type; he hadn’t even foalsat before. Of course, no one would ever trust him to foalsit, which was a good thing. Snails was still unsure of what sitting on foals had to do with keeping them safe or watching them.
Tapping on the door, Snails’ mother opened it, peeking in. “Escargot, have you seen Snails? There are… princesses here to see him. They say it’s important.”
Snails moaned internally. “Princesses”, plural? The doom factor had reached epic levels. Wait, they were looking for Snails. What had Snails done? With a sigh, he looked down at Gisa, “Could you check the castle to see if Snails is there? I’ll check Rarity’s, ok?”
Gisa nodded and jumped through the window. She couldn’t fly, but jumping and running were well within her abilities, and for such a little thing, she still had the speed of a cat on the ground.
Giggling, Escargot stood up, “Mind if I use the front door? I’ve been trying to avoid jumping through windows.”
As he walked down the hallway, he felt the temperature drop a good 10 degrees. There were a pair of thestrals at the living room door, and Princess Luna and Long Haul were having a battle of wills. Twilight Sparkle was hiding on the far side of Princess Luna, trying to stay out of it.
Shivering, Escargot opened the front door to see a pair of unicorn royal guards there too. They stood proud and true, on either side of the front door guarding it. Snails didn’t know why, or how, but he knew he was in such trouble. He was probably going straight to Tartar-sauce.
Running for Rarity’s boutique, Escargot knocked on the door in a total panic. “Rarity, Mrs. Rarity! Help! Please help me!”
Rarity opened the door mumbling, wearing her pink bed robe and night mask. Looking down, she blinked a few times, “Morning Escargot? What’s wrong?”
“Princess Luna, Princess Twilight… at my house… They want Snails. I’m doomed! DOOOOMED!”
Rarity had to fight hard not to laugh or even smile at the little filly running in circles in front of her. Little Escargot was obviously in a total panic, “Calm down, it can’t be that bad.”
Escargot kept running in circles, “But they don’t want me, they want Snails! Nopony wants Snails, unless it’s for punishment, and I don’t want to go to Tartar-sauce!”
Unable to help smiling just a little bit, Rarity sighed, “Now, now, this kind of behavior is un-ladylike.”
Rose ran by, yelling, “The horror… the horror!”
Close behind were Daisy and Lilly, screaming, being chased by a group of hungry rabbits.
Rarity covered her face with a foreleg, “Well, maybe not that un-ladylike for Ponyville but still. Best head inside and get changed. Then, we will both go back, to see what’s going on.”
Running inside, Escargot quickly hit herself with hot water and looked to make sure his normal green and orange colors had come back. Once satisfied, he trotted back to the door looking at Rarity. “I’m sorry... it’s just." Snails let out a sigh before looking up at Rarity." No one ever wants me as just Snails, let alone royalty.”
“Snails, stop right there.” Rarity said firmly. Shaking her head she walked around in front of him before looking at him sternly. “Do not belittle yourself. You are special as you are, never forget that.”
Blinking Snails nodded once. “Yes ma’am, sorry.”
“Now, chin up, head high. This is no different than meeting Princess Twilight normally.” Turning, Rarity started walking towards Snails’ house.
Shaking his head, the colt followed, head high and walking proudly beside Rarity. Well, up until he saw the two big stallion guards at the door. Gulping, he fell behind Rarity a bit, hiding in her shadow.
Trotting over, Raven smiled brightly, “Hello Snails, I’m Raven! Princess Twilight has brought some concern about your skills and training to the royal court.” The white unicorn mare smiled softly at Snails.
Looking between his father and the princesses, Snails bowed his head. “Sorry ma’am, my father does not like me using magic in the house. I’m not very good or strong with it.”
“That’s why we are here. Princess Twilight has suggested you be tested for the school. Normally, we won’t push an issue, but due to your… ancestry… and her importance, Princess Luna has decided to show up to administer the test.” Raven said, lifting a clipboard and laying it in front of Snails.
“Oh, Twilight dear, I know how eager you are about being a mentor. But couldn’t you have let this rest for a while till the family was ready?” Rarity said with a sigh.
Twilight shook her head, “You don’t understand how important pendants like that are. How special they are to unic-” Twilight blinked as Rarity scowled at her, her horn glowing as if to prove her point. While Rarity may not have been Canterlot elite, she knew more about them then almost anypony.
Lowering her head, Twilight sighed, “Sorry, Rarity.”
Snails blinked, looking between the two, then at his father. Long Haul scowled sternly at the little foal. The look in his eyes said it all. He would have to honor his family.
Luna walked over and unrolled an ancient scroll out on the table in front of Snails. It was one of Starswirl’s tests. Starswirl had several of these ‘games’ to judge a unicorn’s power. He had often used them to tease Luna. The scroll had several circles and lines on it, patterns and mystic formula Starswirl had worked out.
“All you need to do is place the crystals where you think they belong on the scroll.” Luna said softly, offering Snails a gentle smile. “Take your time. Don’t rush, just look at it and see where they need to go.”
Snails looked down at the words on the paper. His mind sorted through patterns and spells. He had seen this before in books with Twilight. Some of it was fundamental training, some of it was about cutie marks, and some of it was about first spells. A lot of it Snails didn’t understand but he knew he could make sense of it if he tried.
His father cleared his throat sternly.
Twilight sighed, “I’m sorry Long Haul, but this needs to be done for his health. If he is strong then going untrained could hurt him or others.”
Lighting his horn as dimly as he could, he picked up the first crystal. It was a multi-faceted clear gem that glowed bright pink and when he picked it up. Jumping back Snails dropped the crystal and squeaked. Looking at his father timidly he reached out with his hoof and touched the gem with the tip of the hoof.
Closing his eyes he knew he couldn’t do this- if he passed his father would kill him, if he failed he’d let down Twilight. If he passed, he might be taken away from his family, friends, from the girls. Shaking his head vigorously he used his forehoof to move each stone to a random place on the map.
Each stone glowed a different color as it responded to the touch of his hoof. Pink, yellow, blue, purple, green, red, and finally a soft gold color each held the color until it was let go or broke contact with his hoof. He knew he had placed them in the wrong places. But it didn’t matter. He wouldn’t be responsible for hurting the girls or his family. Looking up he signed, “I don’t know, I don’t understand but I guess that’s right.”
Twilight looked over at the paper and blinked, “Shouldn’t they be-” She started, before Luna picked up the gems with a bag, not touching them herself or with her magic. She sighed. Curiously, Twilight looked at Luna, confused. “Princess, is that all?”
“Yes Twilight,” Luna said shaking her head slowly. “I guess we’re mistaken. He is not ready for the school.”
Blinking, Twilight sighed, “I guess he didn’t inherit as much of her magic as I thought.”
Long Haul looked down and nodded once to Snails. “I told you, now go to your room. I will talk to you later.”
Nodding Snails stood up and walked out of the room head low. He didn’t feel right not trying his hardest to do the test or doing it right. It felt like he lied, but that was his life now. It was a lie to everypony.
Plopping down on his bed, he hugged the pillow, burying his face in them. Hearing his door open and close, he twitched an ear, but fought back the tears. He would not cry in front of his father. His father would never accept that. Taking a deep breath he sat up and turned to face Princess Luna.
“Princess? I… I…” Snails wasn’t sure to what to say. Looking down, he whimpered softly, “I’m sorry.”
“It is all right Snails, may I ask you one question though?” Luna spoke gently, almost mothering.
Snails rubbed his cheek and eye with the back of his foreleg, “Anything, Princess.”
“Why did you try to fail the test?” Luna asked softly.
“Try to?” Snails blinked, looking up.
“Yes, you passed by a wide margin.” Luna said softly.
“But I put the crystals in all the wrong places.” Snails said.
“I know. It was easy to see you did that on purpose. The placement, however, was only part of the test. That was merely to demonstrate practical knowledge,” Luna said as she climbed up and lay on the bed, looking at him.
“So you lied? You said I failed.” Snails blinked.
“I did no such thing, I simply said you were not ready for the school.” Luna said with an innocent smile.
“If dad knew, he would disown me or worse. He tells me all the time I have to be his perfect stallion. It’s my duty to the family, and magic is not part of that.” Snails said, looking down at his hooves.
“I see, but you cannot always stay in his shadow. Someday, you will be ready to step into the light and shine as bright as your heart.” Luna stood up smiling.
Snails let out a soft sigh, then looked back up at the princess.
“I will let my sister know. When you are ready, the school will be there for you.” Luna said and stood up, heading out.
Snails 1/2 OVA SPECIAL: Winter Wrap-up Winter Wrap-up
Groaning, Snails thumped a hoof down on the “Off” button on his alarm and crawled out of bed. “I hate Winter Wrap-up.”
It was the last day of winter, and like all ponies, Snails had to help out with the cleaning up of the season. Today, ponies all over Ponyville would be breaking up the ice, clearing the sky, and waking up the animals. While some of it was fun and easy, Snails’s dad would not have him doing something so simple as making bird nests. No. Not Snails.
Walking over to his closet, Snails pulled out his green vest and blew the dust off it. He was a plow pony— his dad expected him to pull one of the plows for Applejack. He was supposed to help with the planting of the apples, carrots, celery stalks… and colorful flowers, too. He was expected to work so very hard; there’s just so much to do.
Shaking himself out, Snails pulled on the vest and turned, heading downstairs. “Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.”
Gisa bounded over and landed on Snails’s back to get a lift downstairs. She let out a little giggle as she settled down, getting comfortable.
“Ow, ow, ow! Claws!” Snails said, his tail and ears sticking straight up in alarm.
“Yep! Griffins have claws!” Gisa replied, “Thanks for noticing.”
Hopping off Snails’s back, Gisa sat happily at the breakfast table.
“Not waiting for Escargot?” Long Haul asked.
“Nope, too hungry.” Gisa said and swiped a muffin off of Snails’ plate.
Snails shook his head and grabbed a muffin, starting to eat, himself. “I’m supposed to be on the Apple farm.” Snails said, “Applebloom will be there, too.”
“Good to hear. I’ll be plowing the roads.” Long Haul said proudly. “This is the best time of year. Nopony is allowed to use magic, so everypony gets to get back to their true roots."
A few minutes passed in quiet as the family munched on their breakfasts before nodding once, Snails stretched out. “I need to get to the farm. Bye, Mom.”
As Snails turned, he found himself getting grabbed lightly by his mom. “Don’t forget your lunch.” Smiling, his mom dropped the saddlebag full of cheese and bread onto his back. “And remember to drink lots of water!”
Nodding once and giving his dam a warm smile and a quick hug, Snails bounded out the door. “I will, Mom. Thanks!”
***
Galloping through the city, Snails saw the girls off in the distance. Noi, Sweetie Belle, and even Dinky were playing with some of the small animals, but none of them had vests. Since they didn’t have their cutie marks yet, they weren’t officially assigned to teams.
Looking back at his cutie mark, he wondered for a moment. What team would Escargot be put into? He supposed that she’d probably be given a brown vest and put on the animal team with Rarity and Fluttershy. They were less strict about magic on that team, too.
Of course, the truth was that the weather team—with their flying around, clearing skies, moving clouds, and such—was all done magically. It was pegasus magic, but it was still magic. Snails wondered if a weather unicorn would be allowed to use their magic to help with Winter Wrap-up if it fell in line with their cutie mark.
“Snails!”
Jumping once with a start, Snails turned and smiled. “Appleboom! You got a green vest, too!”
“Well duh! My sister wouldn’t have me in any other color.” Applebloom said, shaking her head with a smile. “Colts, sometimes.”
Blinking, Snails huffed once before heading over and smiling at Applejack. “Here as ordered!” He said smartly, saluting.
“Snails, ah have a special tractor waiting for you.” Applejack said, smiling. “It’s a smaller one, so it should be easy for you to push.” Applejack turned and brought Snails over to a small brown and green tractor. It was a little smaller then a half-sized model, but still like his father’s.
“Thank you, Ma’am. I’ll do my best.” Snails said proudly.
“Ah know you will.” Applejack said and poked his nose with a hoof, “and remember, no magic. Not like ah really need to worry or remind ya’.”
Nodding proudly, Snails turned and started pushing. It was hard work—harder then he expected—but he had been practicing, so he was ready for this. At least his father would be proud about him, for once… he was doing something truly worthy of an earth pony.
Looking over, Applebloom laughed. “Doing good, Snails!” Turning, she got to work herself by gathering food and drink and preparing to take the supplies out to the field. Wrapping up the season is very difficult labor, and the ponies in the field could dehydrate quickly, so she was filling cold water bottles and readying snack bags full of oat bars and salted snacks for all of the hard-working ponies.
Once done with the prep, Applebloom loaded the tidily folded bags and sweaty bottles into Scootaloo’s wagon. With the supplies ready to be run out into the field by the little pegasus filly, Scoot could then zip out across the field, dropping off full water bottles and collecting empties to return back to Applebloom. In this way, the two could help everypony in the field.
About a half hour into his work, Scootaloo stopped by Snails to offer him some water. Taking a big drink, Snails sighed. “Thank you, Scoots.”
Suddenly, lightning traced across the skies as dark clouds started swirling over the town square. The speed and ferocity of the storm caught several of the pegasi off guard, chasing them away from the storm center.
Blinking, Scootaloo and Snails shared a long and anxious look. “That’s not good.”
Running up, Applebloom stopped by Scootaloo. “What do you think? Monster attack or friendship problem?”
Scootaloo looked at the clouds, then back at her friend. “If it was friendship problem, it should be cleared up in about 24 minutes, right? This looks more like a monster attack to me.”
Blinking, Applebloom looked at the clouds. “Yeah, too stormy for a friendship problem. Want to go see?”
“Umm, girls? I don’t think its safe to go looking into something like that.” Snails said, gesturing at the ominous clouds and looking worried.
“Colts sometimes! Such worry warts!” Applebloom said, then turned and galloped off toward the scene. Her sister had already started for town and she didn’t want to miss a moment of the action.
Scootaloo buzzed along beside Applebloom on her scooter, zipping down the path and over the bridge.
“I really don’t like this.” Snails said as he galloped as hard as he could towards the town. His heart pounded as he heard the laughing. He recognized it… it couldn’t be that bad if it was her. Could it? It had to just be a friendship problem.
***
“Trixie is the most powerful!” Called out the light blue unicorn, her cloak flowing dramatically in the wind.
Twilight Sparkle shielded her eyes from the wind. “Trixie, the Alicorn amulets corrupt their users. You can’t control power like that!”
“I can’t? I can do anything with it! I can control the weather! I can control other ponies! I can control magic itself. The Great and Powerful Trixie controls it all!” Trixie called out.
The town square was filled with cowering ponies watching the scene. Applebloom and Scootaloo joined the other foals by the statue in the center of town. Trixie stood defiant in front of Twilight. Rarity, Applejack, and the others stood with Twilight for moral support, but this was a purely magical battle.
“Please, Trixie, you need to stop this!” Twilight cried out.
“Stop? Stop what? I haven’t even started! I can even raise or lower the sun if I so desire! I am truly the Greatest and Most Powerful Trixie!” The unicorn retorted, her horn glowing brightly.
Twilight shook her head, shouting back over the increasing winds, “It’s the amulet, not you, Trixie! You are just using its magic.”
Trixie laughed loudly into the wind as thunder crashed through the sky. “Oh, but I am controlling it, Twilight Sparkle! Even aging spells are not a problem for the Great and Powerful Trixie!” Turning her horn, she looked at the cluster of foals, seeing Scootaloo curled in a ball; Sweetie Belle trembling; and Noi, Applebloom, and Dinky huddling together, utterly terrified. Lashing out, she fired a vividly red blast of powerful magic at the five girls.
“NO!” Snails yelled and closed his eyes, suddenly teleporting into the path of the beam with a loud pop. He felt the energy hit his side and wash all around him, but he couldn’t let it get past him to the girls. He just couldn’t. He felt the years—the decades—flow though his body but didn’t budge from his spot, even using his own magic to pull more of Trixie’s beam toward him, channeling everything he could to keep the girls safe.
The Crystal Heart pulsed.
Even if it cost him his life, he wouldn’t let them get hurt; they meant too much to him. He couldn’t be the filly they wanted, but he could at least let them grow up to be the fillies they could be. He concentrated hard, drawing all of the energy to him. No pony could survive being that old.
No unicorn.
The Alicorn Amulet flared as it poured out more and more of its power. Trixie’s insane laughter again filled the air as, horn lowered, she stepped towards the colt who was so stupidly defying her will.
Holding his ground Snails didn't move. Tears formed in his eyes as he looked to the girls. He would be there for them.
Far away in Canterlot, Princess Celestia looked up from her throne. Rushing to a window, she bore witness to the massive column of red energy sparkling with pink rising up from Ponyville.
No pegasus.
The Amulet glowed bright white as Trixie dug her hooves into the ground, unleashing everything into the one who would stand against her. She would push through him eventually and age all the foals to prove that she was the best. Letting out a laugh that matched Kodachi in insanity, she let the energy flow unrestricted through her horn.
The tears flowed free as Snails refused to budge, he would not let Trixie's magic reach the girls. Even at the cost of himself. He stood for them. For their chance to grow up and find their cutie marks. For their chance to live in friendship.
Princess Cadence gasped as a warm feeling flowed over her and looked towards Canterlot. The Crystal Heart hummed and pulsed brightly from its stand at the base of her castle.
No earth pony.
The Amulet exploded into red shards, falling away from Trixie’s neck as its energy was depleted. Trixie blinked and shrieked, looking down at the broken remains of her might. Raining down like broken glass, the pieces tinkled and clinked as they hit the ground at her hooves. The red gem at its heart flicked once before turning black and cracking.
Snails stood blinking as the light faded, his wings spread wide in shock as the Alicorn Amulet’s magic danced through his feathers and horn. Panting, he wasn’t sure what had happened… no pony should have been able to survive that. Looking back at himself, he saw his peach-pink flank with Escargot’s diamond cutie mark, the white lace sparkling in the light. His tail and mane flowed with ethereal energy.
But a true alicorn princess.
Everypony in town looked on in shock as dust and smoke from the Alicorn Amulet drifted away in the wind. Everypony stood in silence, looking at Snails, or… not Snails, but…
Blinking, Escargot slowly looked between his forelegs and down his belly. The visions in the Crystal Heart, the mare, the princess… “Oh, buck.”
***
Princess Luna shook her head slowly as her horn glowed brightly for a moment. Appearing beside Escargot, she looked at the alicorn mare who was nearly the same size as she was. Spreading her own wings, she looked Escargot up and down then looked around at the townsfolk.
“I… I… I…” Escargot stammered, blushing brightly as he stared around at the shocked ponies staring at him.
“Wow… you are kind of a looker all grown up!” Princess Luna said with a smile.
Blinking, Escargot whined, “But I don’t wanna be a looker!”
“Well then, you should probably wake up. But really, was this a dream, a nightmare, or simply a bad joke?” Luna said with a giggle.
Reaching over, Snails started thumping around till his hoof found his alarm clock. It was way too early for the poor colt. Even as Snails, he couldn’t sleep in anymore. Groaning softly, he pushed himself out of bed, and immediately fell on the floor.
“Ouch.”
Looking at the floor closely, Snails sighed. “I need to sweep under the bed one of these years.”
Pushing himself off the ground, Snails yawned and all but crawled into the bathroom. He slumped into the shower and turned on the water.
With a high pitched squeal, Escargot shivered and quickly turned up the hot water. 'It’s going to be another one of those days.' Snails thought, shaking his head.
Relaxing in the hot shower, Snails started washing his mane. Having a short scruff for a mane and tail was great- it didn’t require that much maintenance. He didn’t need to spend too long washing it, or even brush it really. It was just a quick shower, anyways- mostly to wake up.
Suddenly, a feathered head and beak invaded the shower. With a scream, Snails jumped back against the wall, looking at Gisa in alarm. “Wha- what are you doing here?”
“I heard Escargot, I came to see if she’s alright. What did you do with her?” Gisa snarled.
“Nothing, nothing! She- I.- I haven’t seen her honest!” Snails cowered.
“Then who squealed?” The little grifflet demanded, stalking forward.
“Me! The water was way too cold.” The colt said, backing against the wall.
“Wus.” Gisa huffed and stalked out.
Stepping out of the shower, Snails quickly dried off his mane and hair. At least he didn’t have to worry about frizzing out, or turning into a puff ball like some ponies. No, his problems were not nearly so mundane.
As he reached the foot of the stairs, he noticed Rarity sitting with his father. “Oh, hello, Snails. I was just discussing your strength and endurance with your father. You’ve been such a help, lifting fabric bolts and pulling wagons for me at work.”
“She said she’s very proud of you. You’re a perfect young stallion.” His father beamed with pride.
Warning should probably have been given. Perhaps it would have been better if Snails hadn’t just taken a bite of muffin. The resulting choking spasm sent a spray of crumbs across the room.
Rarity, on the other hoof, was prepared with a food-shield spell, which elicited a rather nasty look from Long Haul.
“I do not appreciate magic being used in my house.” Long Haul said firmly with a hint of disgust.
“Oh dear, I’m so sorry, but you can not really begrudge a young mare like myself for a reflex reaction. I simply could not allow food to soil such lovely fabric. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to get stains out of corduroy?” Fluttering her eyes, Rarity treated Long Haul to a winning smile.
“No, I suppose not. Try not to do it again,” Long Haul reluctantly conceded.
“Snails, I have somepony I would like to introduce you to today. She also may need to meet Escargot.” Rarity said.
“Oh? Umm, who’s that?” Snails asked timidly.
“Zecora wants to meet you. It’s best you pack a little snack, as we will be traveling into the Everfree.” Rarity turned to Long Haul. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep him safe, sir.”
Long Haul snorted, “A strong young stallion like Snails can look after himself.” He paused “Be careful though, the pegasi have a big storm planned for tonight. They missed the last two, so this one is supposed to be a big one.” Long Haul warned.
“Oh, I am quite aware. I remember the last storm like this- Twilight and Applejack invited me to an absolutely lovely sleepover.” Rarity said and turned trotting out, “Come now, Snails.”
Scampering up and out the door, the colt followed Rarity. “Zecora?”
“Yes. She is a specialist in the Everfree, and knows a lot about its goings-on. She may know of a cure for your problem. That is, if you want to be cured.” Rarity glanced at Snails meaningfully.
“You mean… I could be me again?” Snails asked, wiggling his tail in excitement.
“You are always you, Snails, just as you are always Escargot. No matter what form you’re in, you have the same feelings, the same drives.” Rarity watched Snails as he lowered his head. “As a colt, would you want to see Noi or Belle hurt?”
“Well, no… It’s just hard sometimes.”
Leaning over, Rarity ruffled the colt’s mane, “I know, and you don’t have to feel pressured to accept or decline a cure, if one is available. I am simply inquiring, asking questions you need to consider.”
Nodding slowly, Snails looked at the CMC clubhouse as they walked. “If Escargot just vanished…”
“They would be devastated, but they would get over it in time. Gisa would have a harder time, but there would still be ponies for her.” Rarity said as they entered the forest.
“I- I know.” Snails said softly as the wind started to pick up. The pegasi had been harvesting and moving stormclouds into place all morning, and now they brooded over the area menacingly.
“You cannot base your choices on other ponies, dear. You must decide for yourself- listen to your heart. You can be generous, but if you do not stay true to who you are inside, you won’t feel right about what comes after.” Rarity spoke as the duo finally reached the knotted roots of Zecora’s tree.
“Rarity, always a pleasure when you visit me. You have brought a foal seeking help, I see.” Zecora said, tilting her head
“Oh darling, It’s always such a joy to see you. You really do need to stop by the boutique more often. I have a new cloak design that would complement your stripes nicely.” Looking down, “This is Snails, he stumbled into a pool in the Everfree and now has an... unusual magical problem.”
“You did right in bringing him to me. Please, describe his malady.” Zecora’s voice was calm yet gentle.
“It’s okay, Snails, you can trust her. Would you like me to?” Rarity put a foreleg over Snails protectively.
Looking up, Snails nodded slowly. Timidly, he stepped away from her. “I’m ready.”
Rarity picked up some water from her saddlebags and poured it over Snails.
Shaking himself out, Escargot looked down at the female forelegs and peach color of his coat. Looking up at Zecora, he smiled timidly. “Umm, yeah. See the problem?”
Giggling softly, Zecora covered her muzzle, “My apologies- You were so cute, I simply could not remain mute.”
Flattening his ears, Escargot looked down, and Rarity quickly poured some warm water over him. “Is there a way you can fix this?”
“Worry not little one, there is something to be done.” Zecora said smiling and walked around Snails. “A cure there is from herbs and tree bark, but only if the filly does not have her mark.”
“Well, he doesn’t have a cutie mark as Escargot, is it a major deal?” Rarity asked, looking at Zecora.
“The magic of a mark, once found, is something that should never be unbound.” Zecora said looking at Rarity, “They show the love and magic inside of you, something that can never be untrue.”
Looking back at her own mark, Rarity nodded, “Trust me, I know all too well how important they truly are.”
“So you can fix me?” Snails asked, ears perked eagerly.
“For this, a cure shall I make,” Zecora said, turning, “But herbs to gather some time will take.”
Looking to Zecora, Rarity nodded, “I’ll help you.” Turning back, she looked down at Snails, giving him a gentle nuzzle. “I really think you should take some time to think about this- decide if this is what you truly want. Or need.”
Snails sat looking out the window, watching the two mares walk off into the woods.
Even out here in the Everfree, the skies seemed shadowed by the clouds. The first drips of water started hitting the window, leaving wet streaks. Soon, he wouldn’t have to worry about the rain ever again.
Looking back at his cutie mark, he sighed, “It’s for the best isn’t it? I do want this, don’t I?”
Sitting down, he closed his eyes, thinking of the girls, thinking of Gisa. Who would she have? Noi and Belle practiced and helped with magic. They wouldn’t do that with Snails. Shaking his head slowly, Snails thought of Snips. He could go back to playing with Snips. That was good, right?
The door flung open, and Gisa looked around, “Where’s Rarity? Escargot?”
“Huh? They’re not here, why?” Snails turned, seeing an unusual sight: Gisa actually looked scared. “Gisa, what’s wrong?”
“Twilight and the other ponies are at the dam, there’s a problem there. The girls though are in trouble, they are trapped at the river.” She turned for the door, “I needed Rarity, or maybe Escargot.”
Looking out the door Snails saw the rain. All he needed to do is stay here, wait. Rarity and Zecora would be back soon, they would be able to help. Looking back to Gisa, Snails bit his lip, “How bad is it?”
“A sinkhole collapsed, the girls are stuck in a hole at the edge of the river.” Gisa said looking around, “Where is Rarity?"
‘Remember the dreams, don’t do it, stay here.’ Snails thought, ‘Don’t go. Don’t risk it, remember what the crystal heart showed you. Remember the nightmares!’
Gisa looked at Snails with tears her her eyes, “Why couldn’t you be more like-”
Snails started to run, “Show me where.” Lowering his head as he ran out into the rain grabbing Gisa with his magic. Looking over his shoulder he put Gisa on his back as he ran through the rain changing into Escargot. “Where are they?”
“Snails? Escargot?” Gisa blinked in shock.
“Where!” Escargot yelled.
“That way!” Gisa called out hanging on Escargot’s back guiding the filly as he ran through the brush. Together they came out by the river.
It was obvious what had happened. As the storm raged on, the river had swelled and ate at its banks. A sinkhole had formed in the path, disguised by a fallen tree. Inside the hole, Escargot could see Belle, Scootaloo and Bloom, as well as part of Scoots’ wagon.
“Girls, are you ok?” Escargot called out.
“No, we’re stuck!” Apple Bloom called out.
“I can’t fly out!” Scootaloo said. The other two gave her flat looks. “Well, I can’t.”
“I’ve got mud in my everywhere!” Belle whined, “And it’s getting higher!”
Escargot encircled Scootaloo, trying to pull her out. “Ugg, the mud’s sucking you down!”
“Do something, please!” Apple Bloom cried out trying to pull herself out more onto the tree.
“Gisa, if I can’t do this, you need to keep looking for adults, please…” Escargot looked at the grifflet with fear in his eyes. “Please.”
Nodding promptly, Gisa leaped off and ran for town.
“Escargot, don’t leave us!” Scootaloo called out.
“I won’t, I sent Gisa off for help.” Escargot called out.
Slipping slightly, Belle sank deeper into the mud, “Remember what Twilight taught us- concentrate! Focus! We believe in you!”
Spreading his legs, he lit his horn as bright as he could. Concentrating with everything he had he grabbed all three girls holding on. He could feel their love, their strength and drew from it. He pulled as hard as he could trying t back up.
“You can do it, Escargot!” Scootaloo called out.
“You have to! I’m too young to die!” Bloom added in.
Closing his eyes, he pulled with everything he had. He felt the girls slowly emerging from the sinkhole. ‘Grandmare, I know I’m not as strong as you, but if I have even a little of your power…’ Opening his eyes, he saw the three working to pull themselves up with the help of Escargot’s magic. Within moments, all four fillies were laying on their backs, panting in exhaustion.
“You did it, Escargot!” Apple Bloom said.
Gisa came running back, Twinkleshine and Lyra in tow. The two mares looked at the foals and quickly lit their horns picked them up.
“We’ll get you home.” Lyra said. “You take Applebloom and Scoots, Twinks.”
Nodding, Lyra settled both girls on her back and started walking. Gisa bounded up beside her, looking at the spent unicorn. “Escargot, your cutie mark!”
Looking back, Escargot saw the mark on his flank. He had earned it, like the dreams said. Or his nightmares. This had to be a bad dream. Looking down, he saw Gisa walking, head low.
“Are you ok?” Escargot asked weakly.
“After that… after the way I’ve acted…” Gisa started to speak, tears in her eyes.
“I promised I’d take care of you, Gisa, that will never change.” Escargot said, closing her eyes and falling into the soft, gentle darkness.
"I am the Princess of the Night, and yet my dear sister will not allow me to send a single offensive stallion to the moon for so much as a century.”
“Why, why me, just why?”
I Really Feel
Opening his eyes, Snails blinked a few times, looking at his muzzle, bangs. Oh, no, the color is wrong- not Snails, Escargot. It’s strange when you have to check who you are when you wake up.
Turning his head, he saw Princess Luna sitting beside him, a gentle smile on her face.
“Oh thank gosh, it was just a bad dream.” Escargot said and relaxed in bed, still feeling very tired. “Hello Princess Luna.”
“Escargot, what’s the last thing you remember?” Luna asked gently.
“I- ugg… I remember the girls being in trouble… Feeling desperate, scared… I remember helping them out of a sinkhole.” Escargot said, rubbing his horn. “But that was all a nightmare, right? A bad dream?”
Gisa whimpered softly, causing Escargot to look down at the grifflet.
“You’ve been asleep almost eighteen hours straight. She’s refused to leave your side the entire time, not even to eat.” Luna said. “Or go to the bathroom… you might need a new laundry hamper.” Luna finished sticking her nose up a bit.
“She was upset I was going to abandon her, then… please tell me I didn’t get a cutie mark.” Escargot whined softly.
“Escargot, I can’t lie to you.” Luna said sadly.
“Please? Everypony lies. I end up having to lie to everypony. Even though it feels wrong, I lie.” Escargot said softly.
“You shouldn’t have to.” Luna said softly stroking Escargot’s mane with a forehoof. “What you did was brave and selfless. You could have stayed and hoped Gisa could have found some other ponies to help. You listened to your heart, and found a true magic inside of you.”
Looking down at the cutie mark, he sighed and traced the heart shaped gem with a hoof. “How can I have two special talents?”
“Perhaps they are different aspects of the same talent. Cutie marks can be cryptic things.” Luna shook her head, “My sister wants you to start training at her school immediately.”
“What?! I can’t! I can’t go there!” Escargot bolted upright.
Pushing the filly back into bed, Luna shook her head, “I have spoken with my sister over this at length. Though she still wishes you to attend, it will be when you are ready. Taking you from your friends at this point would hurt you more than magical guidance could ever help.”
Releasing his held breath, Escargot relaxed. “Thank you Celestia.”
“I see, no respect for the younger sister now.” Luna huffed teasingly.
“That’s- oh no, that’s not what I meant at all!” Escargot said.
“Worry not- my sister has decided you must still be tortured.” Luna said with a half grin.
“Tortured?” Escargot gulped heavily.
“Why, yes! Because she cannot teach you, nor can she bring you to the school, she has decided instead to give Twilight special permissions to teach you as if you were at the school. She has even had lesson plans drawn up, which I suspect Twilight will... adjust, if she feels they are not appropriate.” Luna sighed somberly, “I’m sorry, no matter what happens, my sister is determined to teach you. I suspect she knows more about your destiny than either of us.”
Escargot groaned, “You know how to ruin my day, princess. Thanks.”
“Then, of course, there is the 'Saving of Sweetie Belle' incident. Rarity is with her right now, but I believe she will want to reward you somehow.” Luna said.
“Well, it wasn’t a big thing, really. Any unicorn would’ve done the same thing.” Escargot said, “At least they aren’t making a huge spectacle of it.” Escargot sighed.
Luna arched an eyebrow, “I haven’t told you about the 'Super Duper Cuteceñera and Life Saving Extravaganza' Pinkie Pie has planned, have I? She has already invited Celestia and Cadence.”
All Escargot could do was pull a pillow over his face and whimper. “Why, why me, just why?”
“Because you are a very special pony. You come from a very special family line. Notwithstanding your father.” Luna said, glancing at the door. “And trust me, sometimes life doesn’t seem fair. For example, I am the Princess of the Night, and yet my dear sister will not allow me to send a single offensive stallion to the moon for so much as a century.” Huffing, Luna looked down at Escargot.
“How come?” Escargot asked.
“Something about paperwork always getting lost, then the police having to deal with criminals who just appear out of nowhere.” Luna huffed again, “It has not been a problem as of yet.”
“Yeah, and banishing dad for 1000 years wouldn’t be nice.”
“Well, I must be going. I am having tea with Twilight and my sister.” Luna smiled and stood. “Besides, there are other ponies here to see you.”
Trotting out, Luna gave a Menacing Look to Long Haul who was in the corridor keeping his distance from the scene. Smiling once at him almost evilly before vanishing in a puff of astral smoke. Typically, Luna preferred less dramatic exits, but Long Haul’s abhorrence of magic irritated her to no end, and she wished to prod him a little, so to speak.
Pinkie Pie pogo hopped into the room, squeeing loudly, “Oh I’m so super duper hypexcitatic. This is going to be the biggest, best Cuteceñera ever!”
“You know that ain’t a real word, right?” Applejack said, taking her hat off and holding it over her chest, “Me and the girls wanted to thank you for saving our little sisters.”
“I just did what I needed to do.” Escargot said his face still hidden by the pillow.
“Darling, you risked yourself, and ran off to help your friends. That is not something to be taken lightly.” Rarity said softly. “And it will give me a chance to have the most absolutely beautiful dress ready for you for Pinkie’s party."
Escargot dropped his pillow a bit, looking at Rarity, “If a Cuteceñera is about showing off your cutie mark, why do you cover it up with a dress?”
“Dear, a Cuteceñera is not about showing off your cutie mark, that’s something a colt would do. It’s about being presented to the world as having earned it and moving on to a new phase in your life.” Rarity said stroking Escargot’s mane.
With unerring aim, Gisa landed on Escargot’s belly then looked at the adults. Sternly.
With a titter, Rarity nodded to Applejack and Pinkie, “I think Gisa wants to make sure Escargot gets enough rest.”
“Are you sure?” Pinkie asked bouncing, “Maybe she wants to talk about Escargot and Escargot not telling her about-”
Rarity, not to be caught unprepared for Pinkie today, bounced a silver ball, once on the ground. The ball jingled as it bounce out into the hall.
“Ohh! Shiny!” Pinkie squealed and bounded after the ball.
“What in tarnation? Was that Winona’s ball?” Applejack huffed and glanced at Rarity.
Following Pinkie out, Rarity apologized, “Oh, I am so sorry, I had to borrow it in case I needed to distract Pinkie.” Rarity said, closing the door behind her.
Gisa glanced over at the door then at Escargot. “So, why didn’t you tell me?”
“I was afraid you’d rip me to shreds?” Escargot said meekly.
“That’s still an option.” Gisa chirped, showing her claws.
“Because you seemed to like Escargot so much more than me, and I didn’t want to hurt you.” Escargot went on.
“Better. So what were you doing at Zecora’s then?” Gisa asked.
“I… I was looking for a cure… so I could go back to being Snails full time.” Escargot looked down sadly. “I would have still found a way to look after you, but I just wanted my life back.”
“And what now?” Gisa said looking away.
“I can’t be cured according to Zecora.” Sighing softly, Escargot looked at his hip, “I lost the chance when I got my cutie mark. Once the mark’s there, the cure won’t work.”
Gisa blinked, “So you gave up your chance at a cure, for your friends?”
“I- I guess. You’re all are so important to me.” Escargot looked up at Gisa, “I couldn’t stand by and let them get hurt, and you looked so desperate.”
Gisa turned and hugged Escargot as tight as she could. “Best friends?”
“The dress must be the best one there. You have always guaranteed quality, and in this case it must be perfect.”
“The idea of purposely making a dress less than perfect is... is...”
Part 20
“A Cuteceñera? What did I do to deserve this?” Snails asked the heavens as he walked down the street. Shaking his head, he looked around town. Pinkie Pie was already hard at work, running from store to store, stall to stall, buying supplies.
Gisa giggled beside him, “You? Nothing, nothing at all. This is for Escargot.”
“Not funny.”
“Come on, it’s not that bad, just think about the Cuteceñera you had when you got your cutie mark.” Gisa said.
Snails blinked and looked at the little griffin. “What? I never had one.”
Gisa stopped in her tracks and blinked in confusion. “If it’s such a big deal, why didn’t you have one?”
“It’s usually just for fillies. Colts take pride in it, but don’t get a frilly party.” Snails watched Noi and Dinky laughing and playing jump rope with Piña. “Uggh. I need to find some colt stuff to do.”
“Like what? Wallowing in the mud?” Gisa huffed and stuck her beak up in mock indignation.
“It’s not wallowing, it’s hoofball, and it’s fun. Except I don’t want to fall in puddles, or get wet.” Snails said with a sigh.
“Wus.” Gisa said with a chuckle, “Hey, is that your father with Filthy Rich?” The little grifflet might be small, but she still had the eyes of a hawk. Or eagle. Definitely bird’s eyes of some kind.
It took a few moments for Snails to see what she was talking about: on the far side of the market, he could see Filthy Rich gesticulating excitedly as he talked with Long Haul. Normally, such things would never really worry Snails, but over the last few months, nothing was normal about his life.
“Let’s go see what’s going on.” Snails said, bounding across the market. He stopped a short distance away behind the Foal Free Press stand. He was close enough to hear, but not close enough to intrude on the conversation.
“… I know you’re not considering sending your colt there, but the mere fact that the princesses have taken an interest.” Filthy Rich went on, “The chances for social advancement cannot be denied.”
“I’m a labor pony, I’m not concerned with social advancement.” Long Haul said. “And the fact that everyone is taking interest in Snails isn’t a problem, as long as he remembers his place, and his duty to our family.”
“I understand, but the possibility that one of the princesses may show up at this event, and with the princesses already familiar with Snails- well, it could be big!” Filthy Rich said, smiling. “It could lead to the possibility of my daughter impressing the princess, and my family gaining better contracts.”
“And that’s why you want Snails to take her to Escargot’s Cuteceñera?” LongHaul said. “I wouldn’t think he would be interested in something so frilly and girly.”
“But in this case, he would be escorting my beautiful daughter as a gentlestallion.”
Gisa looked at Snails, confused, “Beautiful?” Then stuck her claw towards her beak making a gagging motion.
“How about I include some fresh cabbage and rice into the deal?” Filthy Rich said with a smile. He could always unload some of the surplus cabbage.
“Deal.” Long Haul said, shaking hooves.
“Dad?” Snails trotted up, shocked.
Mr. Rich glanced over his shoulder and nodded to Snails, “Make sure it goes well.”
“What?” Snails blinked, looking horrified.
“Perfect timing! I have a job for you, my son. You must escort Diamond Tiara to Escargot’s Cuteceñera.” Turning to the colt, he looked at him and nodded firmly, “It is a matter of family honor and duty.”
“It’s for food!” Snails said, blinking in shock.
His father smiled, “That too, but it could also lead to more shipping contracts.”
“You… I…” Snails stammered, at a loss.
“I need this to be the perfect date. You need to take proper care of this young princess.” Ruffling his mane, “You can use the fancy jacket we have for you. Don’t mess this up.”
“But…” Snails looked at Gisa for help as his father trotted off.
“For cabbage and rice? What kind of a father sells their son for cabbage and rice?” Gisa said, then looked up, “Oh right, yours.”
“And Diamond Tiara of all ponies! What am I going to do?” Snails blinked, and made his towards Rarity’s shop.
“Well, at least it’s going to be a really short party.” Gisa said with a giggle.
Blinking, Snails looked down, “What party? If I’m stuck escorting Diamond Tiara, then Escargot can’t go. And its Escargot’s party.”
“Do you want to go to the party?” Gisa asked, blinking.
“Well, not really. I don’t like being fussed over, or being the center of attention. But if Escargot doesn’t show up for her own party, she’ll get in trouble… or worse, everyone will panic.” Snails said, opening the door to Rarity’s shop.
He froze in the doorway. Diamond Tiara and Spoiled Rich were already there. Diamond was sitting proudly by her mother’s side, looking smug. She looked as clean and pampered as always.
“The dress must be the best one there. You have always guaranteed quality, and in this case it must be perfect.” Spoiled Rich said firmly.
“I will do my best.” Rarity said proudly.
“My daughter must outshine everypony there, including Escargot.” Mrs. Rich stated firmly.
Rarity blinked, “You are aware I am also making Escargot’s dress? And as the party girl, her dress can be nothing less than divine.”
“I am also aware that I am a paying customer, as well as a member of the Ponyville elite.” Spoiled stated calmly. “If you cannot make my daughter’s dress better than Escargot’s, then perhaps you should consider spending less time on Escargot’s dress.”
Opalescence stalked out from the kitchen and hissed at Gisa.
“I can’t skimp or sacrifice on a dress I have promised to the person the party is for, that would be unethical, improper and uncouth.” Rarity protested.
Mrs. Rich stuck her nose in the air, “Then perhaps your skill and business capabilities have been exaggerated. If that is the case, I may need to let the elite here- and in Canterlot- know, so they can take their business to somepony with more skill.”
Turning to face Opal, Gisa spread her forelegs and wings, puffing out the feathers on her head, and raising the fur on her back. Hissing back at Opal, Gisa's tail thrashed back and forth.
“I will do what I can to accommodate your wishes.” Rarity said, looking a little offended.
“Good. See that something is done for that colt. Make him look at least somewhat presentable for the party.” Mrs Rich said, waving a hoof dismissively at Snails. “Come on dear, we have an appointment at the spa for a therapeutic mane styling.”
Opal mewed and retreated to the kitchen, obviously a safer place than the showroom.
Walking past Snails, Diamond Tiara stuck her nose up as well, “Don’t disappoint me.”
Closing the door, Snails turned to Rarity, “It’s ok ma’am, you can make Escargot’s dress simple and plain if you need. I won’t mind or be offended.”
Gisa sat looking at Snails and Rarity with concern.
“What?!?” Rarity blinked and stumbled backwards in shock, “The idea of purposely making a dress less than perfect is... is...”
“It won’t be less than perfect, it will be perfect for Escargot, no matter how it looks, just because it came from you.” Snails smiled.
“This is my reputation on the line.” Rarity said, “If Escargot’s dress is not perfect, then what does that say about me?”
“Then don’t make a dress, I don’t really need one anyway… ‘sides, I don’t even know if Escargot will be able to go.” Snails said, looking down. “I’m supposed to take Diamond Tiara as me.”
“Well then, how do you intend to be there as two different ponies?” Rarity asked, tilting her head as she lay down on her couch pulling out a pad and colored pencils.
“Well since there isn’t like, some magic pool I could dive into and make a copy of myself, I guess I’ll need to change back and forth. Show up as Snails, sneak off, and get changed to Escargot, then change as needed.” Snails sighed, “This means a very simple dress that’s easy to get into and out of would be best.”
“No, no there is not. And if there were, it would not be appropriate to use such a thing.” Rarity said, trying to look aloof. “So you require something that you can change into and out of quickly. Something that will be plain, yet elegant. Functional yet unique. Minimal, yet eye-catching”
“And I’ll need to find a place that I can change quickly, and dry off faster.” Snails said with a quick nod.
“I will see what I can do. Though, Gisa may need to help you in this.” Rarity said with a smile.
Rearing up on her hind paws, Gisa gave a salute, “Here to serve and protect the princess!”
“Perfect, darling. We shall make this the best Cuteceñera, and a perfect date to boot!”
“It's time, Snails, let’s get you ready.” Rarity smiled, holding out a black jacket, white shirt, and red tie.
Groaning, the colt looked at the garb. As if his own fancy attire wasn’t a pain by itself. “Ugg! I thought dresses were bad, but this is totally unwearable.”
Rarity giggled and shook her head. “It looks fine dear.”
“It feels like it’s choking me.” Snails said, coughing a few times and pretending to gasp for air.
“Nonsense! It looks perfect . It’s all in your mind.” Rarity said, making a few final adjustments.
“No, it’s all in my neck and forelegs.” Snails huffed. “Squeezing into a dress is one thing, but at least they let me move. I’m afraid to take a step in this outfit.”
Laughing, Rarity placed a rather nice top hat on Snails, and finished off with a carnation pinned neatly to the front of the suit. Snails now looked like a proper gentlecolt. “Just remember everything you’ve been taught.”
“I doubt Diamond Tiara will pull out a chair for me.” Snails grimaced and fussed with the belt.
Tapping Snails’ nose, Rarity smiled. “You do that for her, not the other way around dear.”
Snails jumped as the door jingled. Diamond Tiara stormed into the store with an angry huff and looked around. “Is he ready yet? I don’t have all day!”
Snails looked up at Rarity then at Diamond Tiara. In stark contrast to the dress Rarity had made for Escargot, Diamond’s dress was stunning. It was sequinned in multi-faceted gems, and meticulously crafted from the finest cloths. The dress was simply incredible. It was difficult to look at Diamond Tiara without the eye being drawn to the dress.
It was some of Rarity’s best work- a true piece of art in its own right. It would be the talk of every pony in town, and would likely be remembered for years to come.
Giving Snails a stern once-over, Diamond Tiara nodded and spoke in her most innocent voice. “He will do.” Turning to Rarity, Diamond Tiara nodded, “Mother says that this dress is adequate.”
“Adequate?” Rarity huffed, “Well, I never.” Turning, she stormed into her work room.
Diamond Tiara whipped around, shoving herself in Snails’s face. Nose to nose, looking him square in the eyes, she snarled, “I will show up Escargot this time, so you better not mess this up for me, twerp. Stand beside me, don’t speak, don’t eat, and whatever you do, don’t make a mess! GOT IT?”
Snails gulped and nodded nervously, though her glare almost made him make a mess on the spot. Not a good way to start off his (or Escargot’s) party. Once upon a time, parties were something fun to go to. Now, it has become a dread and chore.
“Y…y…yes ma’am.” Snails followed her as she headed for Sugarcube corner.
The Corner had been decorated inside and out by Pinkie with great care and detail. A Pinkie Promise of ‘throwing the best party’ was not something to take lightly. A large banner with Escargot’s cutie mark hung, flapping lightly in the wind, the heart glittering with sparkles.
At the door, a pair of royal guards, both powerful black unicorns, stood at attention in gold and ivory armor. Honor guards for visiting royalty. Both bore the crest of Celestia proudly on their chests, and would not dishonor that mark.
Trotting up, Diamond Tiara held her head high, “Ms Tiara Rich. And guest.”
Glancing at each other, the guards shrugged and moved aside just slightly. There was more than enough space for them to pass before the guards moved, but now they had an extra hoof step. Looking back over her shoulder, Diamond Tiara nodded to Snails. “We are expected.”
Sighing mournfully, Snails trotted in beside her and looked around the shop. Pinkie had outdone herself- balloons, party streamers, pictures. Every foal in town was here. There were flowing chocolate and caramel fountains, tables full of cupcakes in a panoply of colors and style, a table of muffins and candied breads. Bonbons, candies, ice-cream- it was more than enough to make a unicorn drool, let alone a pegasus.
Celestia and Luna stood beside a large table full of presents watching the two serenely. There were dozens of gifts of all sizes, large and small, wrapped with colorful paper and bound with ribbons topped with bows. Talking quietly -or arguing quietly- , the royal sisters were in disagreement about something. Twilight and Cadence were at the punch table looking sternly at Berry Punch. (Several bowls of different colored punch had been set out, one even had little caramel drops floating in it.) And Pinkie Pie-
When she spotted Snails, she gasped, jumping in surprise. Almost in a panic, Pinkie zipped up and stopped in front of the two, wobbling forwards and backwards a few times as inertia settled after her near-luminal run over. “But but but, why are you here? Where’s Escargot?”
Standing proudly, Diamond Tiara looked at Pinkie, “Why am I here? I’m the most important pony in town! Why would I not be here, especially with all four princesses here! My father even arranged an escort for me.” She said confidently, barely acknowledging Snails. “My father ensured he would be at my side for this event.”
Pinkie’s mane deflated a bit as her eyes narrowed. “Nopony ruins a Pinkie Party, especially one I Pinkie Promised to.”
Diamond Tiara stuck her nose up, “Don’t worry, he won’t ruin anything. I won’t let him out of my sight, and I will make sure he behaves. Come now, let us see the princesses.”
Snails found himself being dragged across the room to Celestia and Luna, who gave each other a quick hug before turning to look at Snails and Diamond Tiara.
“My, what a pretty dress.” Celesia said smiling.
Luna tilted her head, “Very interesting.”
“Thank you, Rarity made it for me.”
Celestia smiled looking at Luna, “Rarity, of course, she does such nice work. I really must compliment her some time.”
Luna blinked, “I believe that is her just over there, yes?” Turning, she winked once to Snails before heading for Rarity with her sister.
“I- but-” Diamond Tiara blinked as the two princesses quickly made their way over to Rarity.
“You wanted the best dress.” Snails said as he looked around.
“I wanted it so ponies would pay attention and remember me!” Diamond Tiara stomped a hoof. “There’s Cadance.”
She grabbed Snails and started towards the young princess, the determination of the scorned in her eyes. This would be HER chance to shine, not some filthy, dull commoner. Not some lower class unicorn.
The filly had barely taken a step before Pinkie cried out, “Look out!”
Pinkie, skidded across the floor with a bowl of chocolate sauce on her head. She dug in her hooves in an attempt to stop before colliding with Diamond Tiara, but there simply wasn’t enough time or distance. Careening into the little foal, chocolate sauce came off the larger pony’s head and dropped squarely on Snails. The poor colt was covered in the sauce, which continued to drip to the ground as he looked up pitifully.
“Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!” Pinkie said, bouncing anxiously, “I’m sooooo sorry! There was a fountain emergency.”
“You clumsy oaf!” Diamond Tiara said snarling, skittering away from the chocolate mess.
“But I didn’t,” Pinkie said in an almost singsong voice, “Silly bee, you’re fine, but poor Snails here is drenched.”
Snails looked up at Pinkie and sighed. “I’m fine, no harm done.”
“Nope, no matter how delicious you look, you can’t walk around here like that!” Pinkie looked around, “Go upstairs and use the bathroom there, get yourself clean. There are princesses present, and I’m the only one allowed to wear food!”
Diamond Tiara growled at Snails, “Get lost, twerp. You can’t be seen around me looking like that.” Then she turned and carried on towards the princess of love.
Looking up at Pinkie, Snails smiled his silent thanks and went upstairs to get clean. ‘Well, I guess Escargot can make an appearance.’
Watching Snails walking upstairs, Pinkie smiled before turning her glance back to Diamond Tiara. “Try and mess with my party plans will you.”
Trotting into the bathroom, Snails sighed and took off his suit. The white shirt was badly stained, the darker coat was salvageable, but would take several washes. Neither would be good for the party. Stepping into the shower, Snails turned on the cool water. This served two purposes- first, it hardened the chocolate sauce on him, and second, it changed him into Escargot.
Taking a very deep breath, she braced herself. He had been practicing this with Twilight and Rarity, but this was his first try on his own. Clenching his teeth, he focused on the carpet outside of the shower. With a bright flash of his horn, he winked out of existence, then a moment later reappeared on the carpet in a shower of sparkles. The hardened chocolate and water, holding a vague Escargot form, collapsed into the tub as gravity took effect.
Even such a short jump left him tired and dizzy, but at least he was clean, dry, and ready to get into the dress. He gave herself one last look over, fixing the long mane and tail.
A tap at the door caused Escargot to jump before turning slowly, “Who is it?”
“Oh darling, it’s me. Hurry and open the door!” Rarity said cheerfully.
Escargot’s horn lit up as the door unlocked and opened to reveal Rarity standing, holding the dress, shoes, and a makeup case smiling brightly. “Ready to play dress-up, dearie?”
Putting on dresses always a felt somewhat like a chore, it was always frustrating, always felt wrong. Snails was a colt after all. A big, strong colt. Not some dainty filly who liked frills and dolls and-
Turning slowly, Escargot blinked. There was something about this, though. It was simple, plain in comparison to Rarity’s other work- just a single piece of fabric, that danced in the light. It was a subtle shade of teal, with a faint silver sheen that wrapped around the neck and flowed down her back. There, at the croup, it split. It was split up the length of the hind leg to reveal the cutie mark, bracketed by an elegant lace.
Moving to face the mirror, Escargot looked at the front of the dress. In contrast to the light blue of the rest of the dress, a red heart flowed from the shoulders and down the chest, with the slender point of the heart accenting Escargot’s long front legs.
On any other pony, this dress would be boring, lackluster. On Escargot, however, the simplicity of the colors made the dress…
“Perfect.” Escargot breathed. It was strange- having one’s breath taken away by something as simple as a dress. Blushing, Escargot looked up at Rarity. “It’s perfect.”
“No darling, the dress itself is plain. Without you wearing it, it wouldn’t be of interest.” Rarity smiled, “As such, the dress won’t be the most beautiful dress there.” Winking at Escargot, she tossed her head. “It is not my fault if Diamond Tiara can not wear her dress as well as you do yours.”
Escargot walked in a circle in front of the mirror, holding his head high, letting the dress move with him to see how it would look. It was surprising- Rarity had created a work of art that flowed with his every motion.
Rarity smiled and sung softly as she watched Escargot, “My favorite moment's when a pony sees it, that special gown that she just adores.”
Escargot perked his ears, smiled, and sat down. “Thank you.”
“Now, let’s get you downstairs. Everypony is waiting.” Rarity said, and held the bathroom door open.
Turning, Escargot walked down the hall and stopped at the top of the stairs. A hush fell over the party as everypony, one by one, beheld 'her'. Soft ooh’s and awws could be heard from several of the adults.
Slowly, step by step, Escargot walked down the stairs, face red with a blush, the dress moving smoothly with each elegant stride. ‘This should be some filly’s lucky moment not mine. Not Escargot’s’.
Diamond Tiara stuck her nose up and snapped at nopony in particular, “Her dress definitely isn’t as nice as mine! What’s every pony looking at?”
Celestia smiled and walked forward, “Well now, this is a pleasant surprise. How you’ve grown in such a short time, from that embarrassed little filly that lacked confidence on stage, to the terrified little one that burst into my room, and now a proud young pony.”
Gulping, Escargot bowed deep to the princess. “Sorry ma’am.”
“Oh, nothing to be sorry about. I still would like to see you at the school.” Celestia started, then paused as Luna cleared her throat. “But I am aware that the school itself may not be the best place for all foals.”
Laughing, Luna put a wing over the little filly. “Do not worry. Today is a party, enjoy yourself.”
“Twilight.” Celestia called out, looking across the room.
Twilight blushed and ran to Celestia as fast as she could. “Yes Princess?”
“How have Escargot’s studies been going? I’m sure you have a wonderful lesson plan set out for her.” Celestia asked, giving Twilight a gentle nuzzle. “I’m sure you are giving her all the support I gave you.”
“Oh I will, I mean I am, I mean I won’t fail you princess!” Twilight stammered and stood proud. “I’ll do my royal duty!”
Escargot couldn’t help but giggle- it was rare to see that even a princess like Twilight could get flustered. Something about that helped. If Twilight could be unsure of herself, then why couldn’t he?
Looking up, Escargot smiled, “Twilight’s a wonderful teacher. I’m learning so much from her.”
“That’s right.” Twilight said, smiling, “And now that we know she’s got a magical cutie mark, we can double her training. Maybe even run full school days!”
‘Me and my big mouth.’ Escargot thought. ‘Now I have to go to school as Snails and Escargot at the same time….’
Drooping a little Escargot sighed.
“Remember Princess, there is such a thing as too much studying for young ones. If she is at school all the time, how will she make friends?” Luna said sagely.
“Wait! You can’t-”
“Stop! By order of-”
The voices of the royal guards started rising over the conversations and party, causing all heads to turn to look at the door.
“You are not allowed to enter!”
A moment later the doors flung open and Kunibert strode into the room, heedless of the guards, standing arrogantly in his royal military uniform. He spread his wings wide, medals gleaming in the light. “I, Kunibert Of the Golden Wing, Lord of the High Peaks, Keeper of the Memory of the Sacred Flame, Ambassador of Griffinstone.” Pausing for dramatic effect, Kunibert looked across the stunned guests. “Have arrived!”
“Oh, goody.” Escargot sighed, “And here I thought this would be a total disaster.”
“Oh, Escargot, my sweet, it has been too long since I have beheld your magnificent mane. And now that you have your cutie mark, you are eligible to be married. I wish to claim you!” Kunibert said, head high.
Gisa blinked, sitting up from the punch bowl and tilting her head. “Well, better you than me.”
“Oh, do not worry young Gisa- you may be young, but you will soon grow into a beautiful griffiness, then I shall take you to be my mistress- or second bride, if you so desire.” Kunibert spoke as if he were offering her gold and pearls.
“Argh!" Gisa said looking up at the ceiling, then looked at Kunibert sternly, “Wait, since when are griffins allowed to have more then one mate?”
“Laws can change, and be changed, especially with love involved. Is that not right, Cadence? You are the Princess of love afterall.” Kunibert said, offering Cadence a golden sceptre with a heart on the end.
“Yes, I mean no, I mean- Laws don’t-” Cadences started, before Kunibert cut her off. She narrowed her eyes at the griffin.
“See, even the princess of love supports it, so it must be true!” Kunibert said. “Our true love cannot be denied, it runs deeper than the deepest ocean, surges higher than the tallest peaks! It shall endure longer than Equestria itself!”
Gisa made a sound remarkably similar to coughing up a hairball as Kunibert went on.
“Oh! More guests!” Pinkie said exuberantly, and zipped up to the griffin, holding out a cupcake. “Here, we can turn the party into a Mark Engagement Saving Social Extravaganza Diplomatic Unprecedented Party!”
Taking the cupcake, the griffin took a large bite. Almost instantly, his pupils expanded to the size of saucers, his feathers wilting and his tail hitting the ground.
“It’s my Super Sweet Ghost Chili Surprise cupcakes, with peppermint and pimento frosting!” Pinkie said, then leaned in, whispering, “The surprise is the ghost chilis.”
Roaring out in agony, the griffin fanned his mouth from the extreme heat, desperately seeking respite from the pain.
Leaning backwards to avoid the sudden flames, Pinkie smiled and held up marshmallows on a stick. “S’mores, anypony?”
Charging past Gisa, he made a dive for the punch and started guzzling it as fast as he could.
Gisa blinked and looked at Escargot, “And that would be the unsweetened lemon and lime juice. I was wondering why Pinkie had that set out.”
Coughing and sputtering, eyes streaming, the griffin backed away from the super sour juice, only to be met by Pinkie Pie. “Oh, poor thing, you look partied out already! Let’s bring you outside so you can lie down and get some fresh air.”
Luna placed a wing over Escargot protectively and muttered to her. “Honestly, I wouldn’t want to be on her bad side.”
Looking up, Escargot blinked. “Me neither.”
“Come on, everypony! Let's party!” Pinkie said as she ushered the griffin out to the waiting guards.
Pushing himself out of bed, Snails grumbled, “Why can’t I have a day off? When I’m not expected to be somewhere, Escargot is.”
Loading his school books into his bag, he turned and trundled into Escargot’s room to make sure he didn’t forget anything. Entering, he saw Gisa lying on the bed in the middle of all the presents he had gotten. He had no idea what much of it was, or was supposed to be used for. Some stuff was generic that every pony would get- saddlebags with her cutie mark, for example. Others were practical, like hats, leg warmers and scarves.
There were more than a few things that neither he nor Gisa knew the purpose of. Some items were simply confusing, and came with no instructions whatsoever as to what they were meant for.
Metal horseshoes, for example. Who would wear those around Ponyville?
“Morning, just-” That was all Snails could say before he slammed the door in panic.
The roar from Gisa and a flash of claws was enough to scare him back into the hall. Leaning against the door, Snails panted, one hoof on his chest.
“It’s just me.” Snails said with a whimper.
Opening the door, Gisa stepped aside, letting Snails fall backwards onto the floor. She looked down at the colt sternly and narrowed her eyes. “Knock before entering a filly’s room.”
Snails grumbled and stood up, heading over to Escargot’s bag sorting through it. “Gisa, it’s me.”
Flicking her tail side to side, Gisa did her best to look innocent. “I know, but I have to keep up appearances and pick on you.”
“Well gee, thanks,” Snails said, pulling out some papers. He turned and hugged Gisa. “See you after school.”
“School? Oh yeah, school. A letter came in today by owl- Twilight wants to see Escargot before school.” Gisa said, giggling, “Have fun, and make sure to get to class on time!”
“Oh, that’s it! I’m going to see about you going to class too.” Snails said and ran from the room.
Running through the kitchen, Snails slid past the table, coming to a stop against the side of the ice box. Quickly, he pilfered some muffins and a bottle of water.
“Snails!” His mother said firmly, “What have I told you about running in the house?”
“Sorry mom, gotta meet someponies before school!” Snails shouted back on his way out the door.
Huffing, his mother shook his head, “If only he could show that kind of enthusiasm about actually going to school, or doing his homework.”
It was still early enough for Snails to find a place to hide. The streets were still pretty empty, so he was able to duck into some bushes unnoticed. Looking around to make sure it was all clear, Snails opened the water bottle and poured it over himself.
One quick shake later, and Escargot stepped out of the bushes. Scanning the area, he ran for the castle, skidding to a stop at the door. Escargot had permission to enter any time, but it didn’t feel right (especially early in the morning) to just barge in. Escargot’s knocks elicited a muffled response from inside.
“One sec,” opening the door the little dragon looked up and smiled. “Hello there Princess, Princess Twilight is in the Table Room.”
Giggling, Escargot bowed deep, “Thank you, Lord Spike.”
Laughing, Spike led Escargot inside. “You know the door’s always open.”
“Yeah, but I don’t want to walk in at a bad time, so I knock.” Escargot smiled and trotted down the halls. As usual, the castle was spotless: there was no dirt or dust to be seen and not a single thing was out of place.
Opening the door to the Table Room, Escargot stepped inside and blinked, seeing the ordered chaos. Books and scrolls were everywhere, across the table, quills sat in disarray, and several ink bottles were scattered around the table, all seemingly in use at once.
“Is something wrong, Princess?” Escargot asked.
“Wrong? Nothing’s wrong, the Princesses just sent me general outlines for the courses you are going to be taking, and I need to get everything ready. Celestia said she would check in on this and everything has to be just right for her!” Twilight responded in a single breath, smiling.
With a sigh, Escargot looked at the pile of papers, “Twilight, I don’t know how much of this I can actually do.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll keep this in little chunks. I was talking with Cheerilee, and today, you’re going to be going to school there.” Twilight said, smiling.
“Wait, what?” Escargot gulped and sat down.
“Oh, don’t worry it’s not for the whole day, just starting after lunch. You’ll have the rest of the day to yourself.” Twilight replied happily.
“But but…” Escargot stood, ‘Can this get any worse?’
“Don’t worry, it’s just for one class.” Twilight said, “But bring a notebook and pencil, there will be a test. Test... Tests! That’s what I forgot.”
Picking up a quill, Twilight quickly went to work again, jotting down notes and pulling over another scroll. “That means cue cards!”
Moaning softly, Escargot turned and trudged out, head low. ‘Why does everyone think I have to study more?’
Escargot shook her head vigorously and blinked, “Yes Princess, but I need to get to Rarity’s. Do you wish me to come here first or go straight to school?”
“You don’t need to stop by. Have fun at school!” Twilight said, concentrating on her work.
Trotting out, Escargot ran down the street, into Rarity’s boutique. It only took a moment there to get changed and ready before Snails was able to make the final dash to school.
Panting hard, Snails ran into the class and stopped just as Cheerilee rang the bell. The other foals looked at him and laughed as he put on one of his grins. “I’m here.”
Shaking her head Cheerilee smiled, “Yes, you are, now please take your seat.”
Laughing, Snails trotted over and sat beside Snips. “Well, I’m on time at least.”
“Actually, that was the second time she rang the bell.” Snips said laughing before looking back at the teacher.
“Ok, at least I was close to being on time.” Snails added, getting his homework out.
“So, what’s today’s excuse for not having your homework done?” Snips asked with a chuckle.
Sitting with pride, Snails passed his homework forward, “I have it done.”
“Wow, you are on a hot streak, that’s a whole 3 days in a row.” Snips said with a laugh, “though your excuse on Monday was priceless, a dragon sneezed on my homework and it’s going to take you a few days to get it back because Celestia’s visiting Los Pegasus and…”
Tapping on the chalkboard, Cheerilee smiled at the class. “Ok, as most of you know, today’s a half day for the colts, and a full day for the fillies with cutie marks. Tomorrow, it will a half day for fillies, and a full day for colts with their cutie marks.”
Putting his hoof up, Pip looked up, wiggling his tail.
“Yes, Pip?” Nodding, Cheerilee acknowledged the little colt.
“Does that mean that as a markless colt I have two half days off?” Pip asked cheerfully.
“Yes, but it’s not actually off. I want the colts today, cutie mark or not, to spend some time in town, and write a report about the jobs in Ponyville. Take careful note as to how the Cutie Mark applies to the job. I expect a report written on this for tomorrow.”
Looking at each other the Cutie Mark Crusaders shrugged and looked towards Cheerilee.
“What about us?” Applebloom asked.
“Fillies without their cutie marks will be doing a history project on Jobs of Ponyville. Tomorrow, though, things will reverse, and it will be the fillies looking at the jobs, and the colts doing the book project.
Snips looked over at Snails, “Want to work with me?”
“I’d love to, but I have to help Rarity since it’s a half day.” Snails said with a sigh. “Though I can do my report on her.”
“Fashion isn’t my thing. I’ll stick with the spa ponies.” Snips said and looked up at the blackboard. “And the mane stylist, and maybe the groom.”
“Sounds fun, did you hear Babs got her mark in mane cutting?” Snails asked glancing towards Snips, “Applebloom was talking all about it.”
“Yep, hey, my parents are busy this weekend, wanna do a sleepover?” Snips asked smiling. “Colts only, with pop, and chips, and popcorn, and ghost stories, and such?”
“Snails!” Cheerilee said, putting her hoof down on the desk.
Jumping a bit Snails lifted his text book and opened it looking at the teacher, “Yes, ma’am?”
Leaning over, Diamond Tiara pulled the book out of his hooves, turning it rightside up and put it back in his hoofs. “Dumb colts, can’t even figure out which side is up in their books. Why do you even bother with them when I’m so much better?”
Shaking her head, Cheerilee looked at Snails, “Please turn to page 43 and start reading.”
Blinking, Snails turned the page, then put down his book, starting his work. Today the class was learning about magic- not spells, not theory, not even practical, but instead, terms and concepts. What magic was, and how ponies used it.
Smiling, Cheerilee looked at the colt, “Snails, what is it called when unicorns move things when their magic?”
Blinking, Snails looked up for a moment, trying to figure out how to answer.
“See, why would you ask him, he can’t even do magic.” Diamond Tiara said, and stuck her nose up.
“It’s called ‘Levitation’.” Snails said, sticking his tongue out at Diamond Tiara, “Though there are other names used, like ‘Telekinesis’.”
“You shouldn’t make up words like that.” Diamond Tiara sniped back. “If you don’t know, don’t try and show off.”
“Oh oh oh!” Sweetie Belle said, holding her hoof up. “He’s right, I learned this from Twilight! Levitation is the broad term for lifting and moving objects, yourself, or other ponies with magic. It’s also called Telekinetics in the advanced studies, because it has broader uses.”
Looking between the two unicorns, Cheerilee smiled, “Very good, you two. Though since few ponies here will need to know more, we will stick with ‘levitation’.”
“Next-, unicorns will often light their horns up to create light. What is this called?”
“Torching or Torchlighting.” Diamond Tiara said firmly.
“That’s not quite right. Dinky, how about you?” Cheerilee smiled, looking at the young unicorn.
“Umm, horn shine?” Dinky responded meekly, then cringed at the scowl from Diamond Tiara.
Yawning, Snails put his head on his forelegs. “Torching is directed light, often used by guards to illuminate small areas. Hornshine is in all directions. It's not really intentional light though, it’s caused by the unicorn concentrating their magic.”
Putting up her hoof, Diamond Tiara complained, “Miss Cheerilee, Snails didn’t put up his hoof, and he must be cheating, he can’t even make his own horn light up and had no training! How would he know this?”
“Snails, please remember to put your hoof up.” Cheerilee responded firmly but gently, “And it is rare for you to have the right answers.”
“Twilight’s been teaching Escargot magical theory, and she talks about it sometimes.” Snails said with a sigh. “I don’t really understand most of it, but some things stick.”
“Very good then, pay attention and we might fill in the blanks.”
Keeping his mouth shut, Snails let the class drift by, half snoozing as the teacher went on. ‘This is torture, even when I know something I can’t respond. If I do it might give away I know more than I should.’
“Cheerilee! Snails is snoring again.”
Lifting his head quickly Snails looked around. “I am not.”
“Well it’s lunch time anyway, so get to work my little ponies, I expect all fillies with their marks to be back after lunch.”
Getting up Snails headed out with the other foals. Looking sideways, he chuckled, “We can even do pizza and hayburgers tomorrow night.”
“Oh yeah, this will be great, and best of all no fillies.” Snips said. “Maybe we could get Pip or Rumble to join us.”
“Some ways, I’d rather it was just us since we haven’t spent a lot of time together over the last few weeks.” Snails said, “But a bunch of colts is good too.”
“Well, have fun at Rarity’s.” Snips said, and ran off.
Snails didn’t actually need to go all the way to Rarity's, it was easy enough for him to disappear into the brush again. One flask of water later, and Escargot was ready to show up at class. There was some time to kill though.
Walking back slowly, Escargot munched on the muffins he had taken, for breakfast. The rest of the girls in her group were not going to be there, none of them had their marks either. Only a few of the girls had them. Twist, Taira, Spoon, and a few others, so Escargot would be pretty alone in the class.
“Hello, you must be Escargot, I’m Cheerilee.” Escargot heard when he walked in.
Looking up Escargot smiled, “Princess Twilight asked me to come in.”
“Yep, feel free to choose any of the empty seats.” Cheerilee motioned to the class.
Looking around, Escargot's first instinct was to sit at Snails' normal desk. Stopping himself, he looked around and took Sweetie Belle’s.
‘Just a few hours, then I can go home, and tomorrow night, boys’ night out. Woohoo’. Escargot’s mind raced. ‘This is going to be so much fun, I don’t need to worry about any girl stuff for three whole days.’
Smiling, Escargot leaned back a bit. Looking down, he lit his horn and picked up his school book and supplies he didn't have to worry about using magic here. Setting them out like he did at Twilight’s he made sure he had everything he needed before thinking of the weekend. ‘Oh, I wonder if we can get some cider and apples from AJ. I’ll have to ask nicely.’
Watching as the other girls took their seats, Escargot nodded, trying to be friendly. At the same time, his mind ran through what they could do to make this the best weekend ever.
Walking to the front of class, Cheerilee smiled, “I’ve checked with all of your parents, guardians and such, and received approval for this. Don’t worry, this isn’t a hard class.”
Escargot nodded, and got his papers ready lifting his pencil with his magic. ‘I don’t know just me and Snips could be fun, but having Rumble, Pip, and First base there could be great to. Hoofball in the yard. Oh, it’s so great to be a colt.’
Reaching up, Cheerilee grabbed the pull-down chart. Turning to the class, she smiled gently, “Today, girls, we are going to talk about a mare’s anatomy, and how it works.”
Blinking a few times, Escargot looked at the chart, then at his belly. Slowly looking up once again, his brain froze for a moment. Had this been a cartoon, Escargot's eyes would have flipped to a flashing red tint signs. As it was, however, rolling back into his head and escaping into darkness seemed like the best choice. There were some things he just didn't want to think about. Slowly, he fell sideways out of the chair.
Snails groaned and pulled the pillow tight against his face and horn.
“You didn’t just pass out, you fell out of your chair.” Gisa laughed.
“I know, don’t remind me.”
“Eyes rolling back, ears going floppy, falling over.” Gisa was rolling on the bed, laughing so hard tears came out of her eyes. “And all she was trying to teach was-”
“Argh! Don’t remind me!” Snails huffed and threw the pillow at the grifflette, “There are some things best not thought about. Right now, I don’t want to think about anything. Seriously, I don’t want to think about anything. Just have fun at the sleepover.”
Gisa giggled and walked over, laying beside Snails. “Well, just think- next it will be the girls wanting a slumber party! With singing, and makeup, and candy.”
“Nope, no thanks.” Snails shook his head. “How many slumber parties have you done?”
“One.” Gisa said. “At the orphanage. Very few griffins can sing and dance. We’re eagles, not song birds.”
“Well, we’ll see about you getting into some sleepovers.” Snails tapped her beak with a hoof.
“You’d do that? For me?” Gisa said.
“Of course, you’re my little sister. Can’t disappoint you.” Snails said, pushing himself out of bed. Walking towards the door, he grumbled, “But tonight’s the chance for us boys to have fun.”
“Yep, right after the boy’s version of the class you passed out in last night.” Gisa said, giggling.
Snails fell face first into the door. Yet again, he’d have to deal with that class. Why? Why was fate so cruel? Laying against the door, he mumbled, “Thanks for reminding me.”
Part 24
Oh, Please!
“Nope.”
Snips trundled beside Snails looking up at him, “What do you mean nope?”
“Nope, not talking about that. Let’s just concentrate on the sleepover.” Snails said, walking stiff legged, head high, out of the school.
“I thought it was kind of cool.” First Base said bounding up beside Snips. “I kind of wondered where foals came from, but wow!”
Snails found himself turning a little green, but kept walking, still awkwardly stiff. “Nope.”
“You’re starting to sound like Big Mac,” Snips laughed.
“Eeyup.” Snails countered, hardly blinking as he walked.
“Oh relax, you’ve been acting weird ever since the female anatomy part.” Snips said, chuckling, “Now, to the club house!”
“We… have a club house?” Snails asked as he picked up the pace.
“Yeah, since when do you two have a clubhouse?” First Base inquired as he hurried to keep up with Snips.
“If the girls can have one, so can we- dad said we could use it.” Snips said, and bounded into his back yard.
The garden shed wasn’t huge, but it was large enough to have once held a wagon. It had a single door in the front, a window with shutters beside it. It was a single-story structure with a flat, sloped roof, overgrown with vines.
“Ta-da!” Snips pointed to the shed, then opened the door. The floor was packed dirt, and light was provided by the window and a pair of oil lamps. An old, torn couch sat against the back wall along with two mismatched armchairs. A table sat beside the window, with the pizza, chips, popcorn, and drinks on it.
Rubbing his hoof against the chipped white paint on the outside, Snails leaned inside, looking around: the walls were unpainted, and water stained the ground. The building smelled musty, and the lack of a fireplace or stove meant no heat in winter, and no place to cook.
“Well, there’s a lot we could do with this.” Snails said, tilting his head, “Rarity might be able to give us some fabric to fix the sofa and chairs so they match, maybe some curtains too. The roof we could patch up and fix easily enough. Just a little bit of paint inside and out.”
“Curtains?” First Base looked confused.
“Make the couch and chairs match?” Snips blinked, “How long have you been hanging around Rarity recently? Seriously.”
“I just…” Snails stopped and walked over. He sat down, disturbing the patina of dust on the chair.
“See? It’s perfect!” Snips said as he bounded over and jumped up on the couch. “We have pizza and comics, and we can tell ghost stories!” Snails nodded, “Sounds fun.”
“What kind of pizza?” First Base asked, sitting down by the table.
“Apple, tomato, and alfalfa.” Snips said, getting a big piece and putting it on a paper plate.
“So what’s Escargot really like? I bet you know a lot about her, since she lives at your place.” First base asked.
“A total pain in the flank.” Snails groaned. “Why do you want to know?”
“Because she’s so beautiful.” Snips said, and opening a scrapbook with a picture of the filly.
“ARGH, NOPE!” Snails shook his head vigorously. “New topic!”
Snips looked out the window and laughed, “Get in here.”
A thump at the door caused Snails to jump for a moment, before relaxing and looking back to First Base. “Are you sure you’re cured of that love poison?”
Rumble opened the door and trotted in. “The party can start now, Rumble’s in the club!”
Snips laughed and pointed to the food.
“So, what you colts talkin’ bout?” Rumble asked and sat on his haunches, munching on some caramel corn.
First Base grumbled, “Snails is accusing me of still being love poisoned cuz I think Escargot is cute.”
“Well she is.” Rumble said with a laugh.
“Come on, what’s so cute about her?” Snails huffed.
“Haven’t you seen the way she swishes her tail when she walks?” Rumble said, looking at Snails.
Snips nodded, “Or that cute blush she gets on her ears when she’s confused or embarrassed?”
“Oh! Oh! Oh! The way she tosses her mane when she looks around? It’s just so adorable!” Firstbase added.
“Or the cute way she bites her lower lip.” Rumble added, getting nods from all the boys, “‘specially when she’s thinking.”
“Oh, please.” Snails almost whined, ears burning in embarrassment, “Nope.” Snails shook his head quickly, “New topic.”
“Well, what do you want to talk about?” Snips asked.
“How about fixing this place up a little? It wouldn’t take much time or work.” Snails said.
Rumble looked around, “It’s a little dirty, but who cares? It’s great!”
“I was just thinking- have you seen the Cutie Mark Crusaders’ clubhouse?” Snails motioned around the room. “We could at least get a bit of color.”
“If you want to do that, fine, but I’m just happy to have a place to call our own.” Snips said, throwing a candy apple at Snails playfully.
Lighting his horn, Snails grabbed the apple out of the air and took a bite, humming happily. “This has got to be one of Bon Bon’s. She makes some of the best candy apples in town.”
Snips nodded, “Tell me about it. She never really made these until one day when she had an excess of apples.”
“How do you get too many apples?” First Base said, looking confused, “Well, enough to start selling candy apples?”
Rumble munched on some of the pizza and chuckled, “Have a bad landing, bounce off four or five trees, and end up with apples everywhere?”
“Umm, Bon Bon doesn’t fly.” First base said, shaking his head.
“Neither does Derpy.” Rumble countered with a chuckle.
“Hey, cut Derpy some slack, she tries hard, especially raising a daughter. She can’t be all bad if Dinky is so nice.” Snails said firmly.
“Ohhh… someone likes Dinky.” Snips counter. “So that’s why you’re not interested in Escargot.”
“I like her, but…” Snails shook his head, unsure of how to explain. “It’s not like I want to be her special somepony, I just think she’s a good pony, and Derpy must be a wonderful mom to raise a foal like her. So please, lay off Derpy.”
“Wow, that’s new. What next? No mustache jokes?” Snips said, laughing.
Rumble ducked his head, putting a pair of feathers to his nose, “The ‘stache is back.”
First Base fell backwards laughing, “Oh man, remember when you, Spike, and Snails had ‘staches.”
“Yeah, that was so cool!” Snips said, nodding.
Snips lit the lanterns to counter the growing darkness outside. It was getting late, it was faster than usual, as clouds were moved over the town. Smiling Snips looked around the room, “Ghost story time.”
First Base laughed evilly, “Now for the tale of The Terror of the Everfree!”
The sound of rain pattering against the roof perked Snails’ ears. Looking around, he saw a few small drops inside the shed. ‘Argh, why couldn’t we have fixed this place up? It wouldn’t have taken long!’ Snails thought as he pulled his sleeping bag around him tighter.
“Hey Snips?” Rumble looked around a moment, “Where’s the bathroom?”
Snips laughed, “In the house. My parents said you could go inside and use that one, just don’t track dirt everywhere.”
Looking out across the yard, through the rain, Snails blinked, then looked at the pop bottles. Forget ghost stories, this was already way more terrifying than Nightmare Moon. ‘Celestia, oh Celestia, please help.’
Snails sat up and whimpered. Looking around, he sighed softly. The roof was still leaking in a few places, the endless dripping sound a constant rhythm as it fell into the large cups they had set out. The patter of rain against the roof was a only drowned out by the snoring of the other two colts.
Sitting up, Snails looked around and whimpered again. The sounds, the water, all reminded him of one thing…
‘Gotta pee, gotta pee gotta pee!’
Looking out at the light rain, Snails sighed, ‘well, might as well go home early, I won’t be able to come back in this weather.’
Getting up, he opened the door and, taking a deep breath, ran out. Between the splashes of the puddles and the pouring rain, it only took moments for him to change. Normally, he didn’t think about how long or how quick he could change. It wasn’t usually an issue. Usually.
Skidding to a stop, Escargot stood blinking, looking at Scootaloo. The little pegasus was wearing a yellow raincoat, and standing on her scooter, wings spread in shock. She was towing her wagon, which was loaded down with the weekend edition papers and flyers, along with a shocked Apple Bloom wearing a yellow and red raincoat.
Apple Bloom blinked several times, “Snails?”
Escargot’s mouth opened and closed wordlessly a few times before the terror set in. Turning, he ran for all he was worth to get home. His life was now officially ruined.
Part 25
We’ve Done It Girls
Gisa laid her wing over Snails’ back and snuggled up to the colt, “Really, how bad could it be?”
Keeping the pillow over his head, Snails trembled, “They could tell my parents, I could lose my home. I’ve already lost my friends, I’ll be the laughingstock of town!”
“Then the princesses will send me to Tartar Sauce for lying.” Snails said, voice cracking audibly as he spoke.
Lifting the pillow off Snails’s face, Gisa looked down at the colt, tears in his eyes. “Snails, if there’s one thing I learned about ponies, it’s that friendships can survive troubles and problems. The friendships you built with the girls are true. You need to talk to them.”
“Talk?” Snails looked up.
“Well, that or pay them lots of bits to forget about it. The griffin way might work too.” Gisa said with a smile. “But I’m not going to lose the only pony that’s cared about me.”
Snails looked at Gisa. The little grifflette, unwilling to take no for an answer, pushed Snails till he rolled out of bed with a thud. Groaning softly, Snails gazed at the ground, “But…but… I still need to clean the floor under my bed.”
“NO! No excuses.” Gisa said, and stuck her head against his side, pushing him towards the door.
Standing up, Snails give her a nuzzle, “Fine, I’ll go. You’re pretty strong for a little thing.”
Laughing, Gisa spread her wings and struck an action pose, making a fist with her claw, “Best combination of lion’s strength and winged eagle's might!”
As he walked out, he headed through the town. It had stopped raining, and the pegasi had cleared the sky for the day. Looking around, he wondered how many ponies the girls had told. Every look he got, every laugh he heard, just made him want to run and hide. Taking a deep breath, he shook his head, “Best not to think.”
Walking up to the treehouse, he perked his ears, hearing the yelling inside. He cringed nervously.
Apple Bloom stomped her hoof, “He lied to us, he used us!”
“He pretended to be our friend!” Scootaloo said, flaring her wings. “Wait ‘til Rarity finds out he’s been using her too!”
“Did he?” Noi asked, scuffing a hoof, “I mean, Escargot did put us first time and time again, no matter what we asked, or what help we needed.”
Apple Bloom turned to face Noi, “And yet he… she… it… didn’t tell us the truth!”
Sweetie Belle looked down and hugged her teddy bear, “She risked everything to save our lives. If I needed something, she was there for me, even if it was something she didn’t want to do.”
“The gall,” Dinky said, her horn sparking, “to treat his son like that!” Her face was almost red as she stomped a hoof.
“I know, right!” Scootaloo said, then stopped in confusion, “Wait, what?”
“I’ve been in his house. His dad doesn’t want Snails to use magic, ever. If he found out Snails was Escargot and has been learning magic with Sweetie Belle and I…” Dinky stomped her hoof hard.
Sweetie Belle nodded, “Escargot’s so good at magic. You haven’t seen the way her eyes light up when she gets to use levitation, or practice spells- it just comes so naturally. But Snails is banned from magic, and his dad would flip if he found out. You saw how Snails used magic to save our lives.”
“Yeah but, he kept this from us!” Apple Bloom said, “and mah sister says, lying an’ keepin secrets from friends and family is always wrong.”
A light tap at the door was enough to stop the argument for a moment. Turning, Noi walked over and opened the clubhouse door slowly. Snails sat at the door looking mournfully at the girls.
Walking over, Sweetie Belle and Dinky gave him a gentle hug before the two let him go and looking at him. “You could have told us.”
Walking in slowly, Snails sat down, head low, “No. No, I couldn’t. I was hoping for a cure at first. A way to turn back to a colt permanently. I was hoping I could hide it ‘til I found one. Then I could make up some excuse why Escargot had to go that wouldn’t hurt any of you.”
“If that’s so, then what changed?” Apple Bloom asked, her face still red with anger.
“I was told that if I got a cutie mark as Escargot, the cure wouldn’t work. Zecora was getting the ingredients to brew the potion, but the big rain storm started and…” Snails looked down
Scootaloo walked over and sat beside Snails, “And that was the night you saved us?”
“Yes.” Keeping his head low, Snails shook his head slowly.
“Oh, come on! He led an Ursa Minor into town because Trixie said she could beat it up!” Apple Bloom sat down.
“And when she came back, she tied me to a throne and had me pull her around town. If I wasn’t fast enough for her, didn’t start moving quick enough.” Snails sighed and rubed his flank and back absently as he remembered the pain. “She would whip me. It took a while for those to heal.”
“Ah… Ah kinda forgot about that part.” Apple Bloom said and looked down.
“Face it girls,” Dinky sighed and laid her chin on the table, “It’s our fault too. In class, whenever Snails said something, or had an idea, like taking part in the flag waving contest, we laughed at him.”
“Would you have laughed at Escargot?” Snails asked, looking up.
Scootaloo shook her head, “No, but that’s different.”
“Why?” Snails asked, looking at her.
“It’s…. Because… Well, you’re Snails…” Scootaloo looked at Snails, frustrated for a moment, before giving in, “I’m sorry. I guess we gave you good reasons not to trust us.”
“It’s not that I didn’t trust you. It’s that I was so scared, and now that you know, I’ve got no hope of living a normal life. I’m sorry to hurt you all. You really were great friends.” Standing up, Snails turned to the door.
Sweetie Belle looked back at the others before grabbing Snails, “No, Snails. We’re sorry. I know why you couldn’t tell us, but we still need to talk about this.”
Scootaloo stood up and walked over, “Yeah, like how did it happen?”
“Back on the day of the princess pageant, I fell into a pool in the Everfree that cursed me. Now when I get hit with cold water, I turn into a filly. Hot water turns me back.” Looking at them, he nodded, “And I do care about you all. Now though, with everyone knowing...”
“We haven’t told anyone but Noi, Dinky, and Sweetie Belle, and that’s because they were involved too.” Scootaloo said, then looked at Apple Bloom, “And we won’t tell anyone else, right?”
Apple Bloom puffed her cheeks out then huffed. “Fine. But I don’t like keeping secrets.”
“The more ponies that know, the more chance my father will find out.” Snails said softly, scuffing his hoof again on the floor.
“And the more chance of him…” Dinky growled, “We will keep this secret. And don’t worry, things won’t change between us. Right?”
Sweetie Belle stood up and held out a hoof, “Right!”
One by one, the girls put their hooves against Belle’s. “Cutie Mark Crusader promise.” They said one by one, then looked at Snails.
“Me?” Snails blinked a few times.
“Duh, yeah.” Noi said, and giggled
Touching their hooves with his, the girls giggled and hugged Snails.He smiled brightly and hugged back, feeling relieved for the first time in a while. The shell on his cutie mark glittering as the morning light shone through the window.
It had taken him a good part of the day and cost him his entire allowance, but he had done it. The shingles came from the Apples, the tar, he bought from Filthy Rich’s store. The wood, too, had come from the Apples. The fabric was old stock from Rarity’s store that he had found in her basement and he was able to buy it cheap. He had lugged everything to the backyard himself, and now it was time to get to work.
He had borrowed the tools from his dad, but he knew if his dad saw him do this, he’d be dead. Picking up the bucket and brush, he began laying down a strip of tar along the lower edge of the roof. At the same time, he followed it with the wooden shingle panels, hammering them down with two nails each. It took all his concentration and focus, but he found he was able do the different jobs at the same time.
What would normally take three ponies hours to do, he was speeding through, drawing materials from the wagon as he worked. All his attention was on his magic, all his focus on the task at hoof- his Fundamentals training was truly paying off.
“Snails!” Applebloom called out from behind the colt. Had Sweetie Belle or Dinky been there, they might have known better, but for Applebloom, it was just another day.
Snails fell off his perch on top of the wagon, the bucket of tar flipping and falling top down on the poor colt’s head. The shingles fell to the ground with a clatter, followed by the nails and hammer.
Slowly, Snails turned his head to look at the filly, moving the bucket up with one hoof. With a dopey grin, he tilted his head. “Yes?”
Applebloom cringed, turning her head and hiding her eyes with a hoof. “Umm, oops, sorry. Twilight and the gang are heading out of town- there’s some kind of an emergency. Umm… she wanted to see Escargot.”
The bucket fell forward over Snails’ eyes, “Why me?”
Part 26
We’ve Found The One!
“At least it grew back when you changed.” Gisa said, giggling from her perch on Escargot’s back.
Escargot looked over his shoulder and blinked. “Yeah, In filly form. With my luck, I’ll have no mane or hair on my head and neck when I change back. Stupid tar.”
“True, but you’d have looked worse as Escargot. And had more explaining to do.” Gisa laughed as Escargot stopped at the castle door, taking a deep breath and bracing himself.
Twilight opened the door and stopped as she saw Escargot sitting there. “Oh, you made it.”
“Is something wrong?” Escargot asked, worried.
From his seat on Twilight’s back, Spike looked at Gisa sitting on Escargot and chuckled, “We’re off to save Equestria again!”
“Well, not really. There’s some kind of emergency at one of Applejack’s uncle’s farms, so the girls and I are going to see if we can help.” Twilight glanced back at spike. “We could be gone a couple of days, so I left the lessons for Dinky, Sweetie Belle and you on the table in the study.”
“Yes ma’am.” Escargot said, as Twilight started trotting for the train station.
“Look after things while I’m gone.” Twilight added, before breaking into a run as the train whistle blew.
Escargot watched them gallop off before heading inside. The library had almost become a second home, which was strange, since he had always hated reading. He still did, but Twilight always helped and never judged.
Sitting down, he looked at the lesson plan- Twilight had laid out nearly a week’s worth of notes, study points, and work, complete with diagrams. The pictures helped a lot for his magical training, more than just the words, as it made it easier for him to understand.
“So, you have the castle to yourself.” Gisa said with a laugh, “Time to put socks on and dance around singing to old records?”
“Do griffins even wear socks?” Escargot asked, blinking.
“I… don’t think so.” Gisa pondered, looking at her claws. “If we did, we’d put holes in them constantly.
“We’re busy.” Escargot heard Dinky say firmly from outside.
“Oh scratch socks, girls are here!” Gisa said.
Laughing, Escargot ran downstairs and opened the door to see Dinky and Belle carrying their books, Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara trotting nearby.
“Since the commoners now have their own tiaras, Dad thought it was time for an upgrade.” she turned her head slightly to show off her new fashion accessory, “It’s crafted by the hooves and magic of Canterlot’s premiere jeweler, with pearls from the Celestial Sea imported from Griffinstone, set in the purest silver from the Yaket ranges.”
Escargot tilted his head, blinking, “It… looks just like your old one.”
“HAH! That proves you’re a commoner.” Diamond Tiara said with a flip of her mane as she posed outside the castle.
Escargot held the door wide, “Come on in, Twilight isn’t here right now, but she left our lessons out for us.”
“If Twilight isn’t here, what are you doing in her castle?” Diamond Tiara inquired with a huff.
Gisa smiled and perked her head up, “Twilight had to go off to save the world, so she left Escargot in charge.”
“WHAT!” Was the last understandable thing Escargot heard before Sweetie Belle closed the door.
Sweetie Belle puffed out her cheeks and growled. “I swear, if Diamond Tiara only knew the truth about you…”
“She would go to her dad, and my father would lose his job, my mother would be in trouble, and I’d be held responsible.” Escargot said, looking at Sweetie Belle.
Sighing softly, Belle looked at Dinky, “Well, somepony needs to put her in her place.”
Escargot shook his head, “Naw, you shouldn’t think about revenge. Just put her out of mind. If you don’t think about her, you won’t worry about her.”
Dinky hugged Sweetie Belle tightly, “It’s ok. We know better. She’s just a pompous stuck up neighsayer.”
“So, what’s Twilight got for us today?” Sweetie Belle said looking at the papers.
Looking at the papers, Escargot laughed, “Fundamentals are on the top of the list. Floating four balls around ourselves, keeping them evenly spaced as they move.”
“Awww come on!” Sweetie Belle said, rubbing her horn. “I have enough trouble with one feather.”
“It’s not that hard.” Escargot said and floated the ball over to Sweetie Belle.
“This coming from the pony that was doing three different roofing jobs at the same time with their magic.” Dinky said with a smile.
“Oh, you heard about that.” Escargot looked down, blushing.
“Also heard about the tar… lucky Gisa wasn’t there.” Dinky said with a giggle.
Escargot blinked and tilted his head. “Umm, why?”
“Because you’d have picked up her loose feathers… then you’d have been tarred AND feathered.” Dinky said, causing the other to foals to groan.
Sweetie Belle puffed out her cheeks, concentrating as her horn sputtered. A glow flickering around the ball. “Almost… got…”
The castle door flung open and Applebloom ran in screaming, followed by Scootaloo, who spun around, slamming the door behind her. At the sound of the scream, Belle’s horn flashed and the ball shot off, bouncing around the room, breaking a lamp, knocking over a vase, and blowing a hole in a painting, before eventually coming to a rest, spinning on the table with the other balls.
Dinky blinked a few times, “Nice shot!”
Escargot blinked at Scootaloo, who was panting and leaning against the door, her eyes wide with fear.
“What’s wrong?” Sweetie Belle asked as she ran up to Applebloom and Scootaloo.
“Some creature… attacking Ponyville… bad…” Scootaloo said between gasps.
“Come on!” Escargot said and ran for the stairway to the balcony. It was the best place to look out at Ponyville, to see what was going on. Charging up the stairs, Escargot ran down the hallway and skidded to a stop, opening the doors to the balcony.
The creature was something he was not prepared for. Had it been Timberwolves or maybe a rockadile, he might have had some idea, a hope, but this, this was truly terrifying.
The creature was a dark green and black reptile with a massive head, like some type of prehistoric creature, its great jaws filled with misshapen teeth. The creature had eight legs, each ending in four deadly claws, claws so sharp they dug into the ground with each step it took. It skittered around, chasing ponies. Screams of terror filled the air. Behind it, statue-like stone ponies stood in silent horror, petrified by its chaotic magic.
“A- a basilisk!” Gisa said in shock.
Slamming the door shut, Escargot backed away slowly.
“Escargot, what are we going to do?” Dinky asked pleadingly, “My mom’s out there, she could already be...”
Applebloom shook her head, “My sister would know what to do, or Twilight, or Rarity even, but what can-”
Applebloom was cut off by a nasty glance from Sweetie Belle, who puffed out her cheeks, “Escargot isn’t stupid.”
Scootaloo looked at Escargot, “Any bright ideas?”
“The throne room- maybe we can contact Twilight from there.” Escargot said, quickly and turned, running. “The map sends them signals when there’s trouble.”
The girls followed Escargot into the room. Applebloom walked in and slowly climbed into her sister’s chair. Escargot went to work trying to find some way of alerting or signaling the girls.
Scootaloo climbed up into Rainbow Dash’s chair, “Anything?”
Escargot shook his head, “Not yet, but there has to be something.”
Sweetie Belle sat in Rarity’s chair, “I believe in you, Escargot.”
Dinky climbed into Pinkie’s chair and sighed, “You’re our friend no matter what. I feel safe just being with you.”
Noi nodded as she climbed into Fluttershy’s chair. “I know you had to keep this whole thing a secret.”
Escargot sighed and shook his head, climbing into Twilight’s, “You really are my best friends, I’m sorry I couldn’t just come out and tell you. And no, there doesn't seem to be a way to contact them.”
Applebloom huffed and looked down. “I’m- I’m sorry… I know you didn’t want to hurt us… and you gave up your chance to have the curse cured to save us… you really are a true friend.”
The apple emblem on Applejack’s chair glowed, and a beam of light shone down on Applebloom, a small orange gem appearing on the center of her ribbon. Squeaking, Sweetie Belle pointed at Rarity’s gem as it glowed brightly. The beam from it lit Sweetie Belle’s head as a blue mane bow appeared on her head, with a purple diamond on it.
Rainbow Dash’s emblem was next- as the light covered Scootaloo, an adorable orange ribbon appeared in her mane with a gem matching Dash’s red lightning bolt on the front of it. “A ribbon? Really? Why did it have to be a ribbon?”
Noi blinked as her ribbon appeared, the pink butterfly gem on a dark pink ribbon. Reaching up to touch it she looked up at the chair. “The elements?”
A violet ribbon appeared on Dinky’s head with a blue balloon. Touching her ribbon, she blinked, “Are we supposed to be the elements?”
Escargot shook his head slowly, “Can’t be- the symbols are the same as the grownups, and the elements are smaller than before… maybe it just wants us to act as stand-ins?” Escargot blinked and looked up at Twilight’s symbol. Glowing softly, the beam centered on Escargot’s head- a silver tiara, with a pair of unicorn heads carved into it, and where their horns touched, the pink star of Twilight’s mark.
“A crown, you got a crown!” Applebloom said, “It’s so pretty!”
Poking the tiara, Escargot moaned. “How come everything I get is so girly.”
“Tell me about it.” Scootaloo said, poking her bow. “Dash wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this.”
“Why us?” Noi asked.
“The girls are gone, and we have the… ability… to help?” Escargot said, “The town needs us, come on!”
Taking a deep breath, Escargot got up and walked down to the front door. Stopping, she looked over her shoulders to make sure the girls were following. Nodding once, they all took a last deep breath before the door opened.
The creature had one claw on a statue of Derpy, hissing loudly at a few remaining ponies who had survived its attacks and taken refuge in houses. Several of the smaller houses had been ripped open already. The were fires around town from destroyed stoves and lamps.
“I…. I don’t want to do this…” Noi said trembling.
“Stay behind me.” Escargot said firmly. “If it doesn’t work, I’ll hold it off as best I can, so you can run.”
Applebloom looked at Escargot and blinked, before putting her hoof down beside Escargot. “No… We stand together.”
Dinky was in tears and snarled fiercely as she put her hoof down on the other side of Escargot, “It hurt mommy. I’m not going anywhere.”
Picking up a few rocks, Escargot fired them rapid fire into the back of the creature. The impacts had little effect, but did get its attention. Turning, the creature roared and charged the girls. For better or worse, they were now committed.
The creature covered the distance at an amazing speed. As it did, its mouth opened and shot a spray of deadly fluids at the girls. Lighting his horn, Escargot created a dome shield over them, just as Twilight had taught him. Time and time again, Twilight had made him put the shield up then hit it with spells. Now it was being used for real. Closing his eyes out of reflex, and turning his head, the spray splashed against the shield and fanned out around it, leaving the girls unharmed.
The creature leaped and bared its claws, ready to hit the shield. Its weight, its strength, would be more than enough to deal with most unicorns. The force of its chaos magic, able to overpower the untrained, and even some royal guards. It should have been an easy attack. But the map had other ideas.
The moment it hit the shield, all of the elements sprung to life at once. The rainbow of energy lashed out and wrapped around the creature. Screaming, the creature was driven back before it even realized what was happening. Slowly, the elements turned it to stone, its claws and legs locking in place, its tail freezing in a lethal slash. As the energy worked its way up the creature’s body, it tried to move or strike them down, but found it couldn’t. Finally, its head froze, its mouth agape in one last defiant roar.
A moment later, the rainbow exploded outwards from the creature, seeking out all of the its victims. One by one, they reverted back to living ponies. One by one, they turned back to flesh and blood from the stone.
Dinky screamed and ran as fast as she could to hug her mom. Noi ran up and hugged Golden Harvest tightly.
Escargot looked side to side at the other girls. “You did it!”
Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle hugged Escargot with all their might. “We did it girls!”
Shaking her legs out, Diamond Tiara looked at Silver Spoon. “We’re safe!”
Silver Spoon adjusted her glasses and nodded, “Oh, wow, it’s Escargot.”
“So? What’s that commoner got to do with-” Diamond Tiara started before Silver Spoon pointed.
“She’s wearing a true princess's crown.” Silver Spoon interrupted in awe as the glow slowly faded from the gem.
The howl was more than just the wind- there was a darkness to it, a coldness beyond the normal winter. The snow was thick and dark, obscuring everything more than a few feet away, and the gusts swirled violently.
With each howl of the wind, the gusts changed. Few flyers could even stay airborne in this kind of weather, even a dragon.
The dragon looked over her shoulder- the winds howled, as if hunting her, chasing and herding her. No, it wasn’t the winds, it was something else, something older, more malevolent. She needed to find a place to rest, to hide.
The howling grew closer, and she was buffeted mercilessly by the brutal winds.
She glanced over her shoulder to check on her cub who was hanging on for dear life. He was still just a baby and couldn't really fly on his own yet.
Another howl, closer than before. Suddenly, she saw one of the creatures- some kind of wolf made of wind and frost. The creature shot over her head and in doing so creating a massive downdraft. The cold was almost unbearable as it pushed her down.
She roared in fear and rage as her cub was pushed from her back. Turning, she tried to catch him, but he disappeared into the darkness and snow almost instantly. She could hear him crying out for her, but couldn’t tell where the sound was coming from.
The storm was too bad, and the creatures relentless. She needed a place to hide.
Snails 1/2 OVA SPECIAL: A Dark Winters Night
“Argh! I hate this weather!” Escargot yelled though the wind. He kept his head low as he trudged on, Gisa clinging to his back.
“You only hate it because it’s cold, wet, and dangerous!” Gisa called back, her foreclaws hanging on to Escargot’s scarf, her hind legs digging into the saddle-like coat.
“The least you could do is tell me if I’m getting close to the tree house.” Escargot said, shielding his eyes with a scarf.
“Sorry, no homing pigeons in my family!” Gisa got off just before Escargot slammed face first into the ramp.
“Never mind, I found it.” Escargot said, rubbing his face as he walked around and climbed up the ramp. Pulling the door open, he rushed in and shook himself out. “Hi Dinky, hi Belle, where’s Apple Bloom and Scoots?”
Sweetie Belle paced back and forth, “I don’t know. They were supposed to head right here. Who ordered this storm?”
“Nopony, it came out of the Everfree.” Escargot huffed, sitting in front of the lantern and holding his hooves up to the flame. “It’s cold out there.”
“I can hardly see my own muzzle.” Dinky said with a nod.
Hopping from Escargot’s back, Gisa moved over and curled around the lamp for warmth, before preening the ice out of her wings. “I nearly froze my beak off.”
Opening his saddlebags, Escargot pulled out some cocoa powder. Floating a pot over, he placed it on top of the lantern and filled it with snow. The addition of a cooking lantern to the girl’s clubhouse had been Sweetie Belle’s idea, however, after the hot apple cider incident, she was still banned from using it.
Escargot jumped as the door slammed opened. With the open cold air rushed blowing all the fillies manes and tails, forcing them to hunker down as Scootaloo and Apple Bloom came in.
“What took you so long?” Escargot glanced over at the two fillies brushing snow off themselves. They were so snow-covered that it looked like a snowpony was actually riding Scootaloo.
“Ma sis and the others are in the Everfree.” Apple Bloom said, “She said the storm’s affecting a huge area, more than just Ponyville.”
“Hey Scootaloo! What’s with the snowpony?” Dinky asked tilting her head.
Shaking itself out, the little snowpony sneezed, sending globs of wet snow in all directions. A little dragon cub remained, slightly smaller than Spike, with silver scales and black trim. Looking up timidly, the cub tried to hide behind Scootaloo’s neck.
“Awww, it’s adorable.” Sweetie Belle said.
“Ah found him in the snow outside. Scared and alone.” Apple Bloom explained, “We couldn’t leave him out there, so we brought him here.”
Watching the girls fuss over the cub, Escargot brought him over a hot cocoa. “Where’s your mama?”
Tentatively, the cub sniffed the cocoa, before grabbing it and taking a drink quickly. He backed up and curled up to protect his prize, but looked scared. “Don’t know. Got lost in the storm.”
“What’s your name?” Dinky asked, sitting in front of the cub.
Looking nervously at the ponies, the cub shrunk and spoke. “Ember.”
“Hello Ember, I’m Escargot, this is Dinky, Noi, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle.” Escargot said sitting down facing the cub. “Is there anything we can do to help?”
“Mommy, I need my mommy.” The cub said, looking at the foals, eyes filled with fear and sadness.
Apple Bloom opened her mouth, then snapped it shut and shot a look at Escargot. “No.”
“Huh?” Escargot blinked.
“I said no. You just got that look.” Apple Bloom started pacing.
Escargot blinked at Apple Bloom “What look.”
“That dopey look that means we have to do something, something that usually end up with us in trouble.” Apple Bloom stamped her hoof.
Looking at Apple Bloom, Escargot merely pointed a hoof first at Sweetie Belle who was sitting her eyes sad and full of tears, then to the cub who was hugging the empty cup, scared and alone.
“ARGH!” Apple Bloom shook her head and turned towards Ember, “Do you know where your mom is?”
“Heading for a large mountain, with a cave to shelter in.” The cub said, “It wasn’t far.”
All the girls looked at each other and nodded. Escargot and the cub looked at them, slightly confused.
“My sister went up there with the others to talk to a dragon.” Sweetie Belle said, “I know where it is, but it’s a long walk.”
With a sigh, Apple Bloom looked at Escargot, “Fine, let’s get packed.”
Escargot blinked, “I didn’t say anything.”
“You didn’t need to.” Apple Bloom said pointedly.
Looking between the girls, Escargot smiled brightly, “Well, let’s get some things together.”
Quickly scavenging the clubhouse, the girls started loading their saddlebags. Ear warmers, scarves, socks, and jackets were a must for all. Scootaloo found her snowboard and ski poles. Smiling, she bolted a scooter bar to the snowboard.
Noi went to work packing snacks, blankets, and extra-warm clothing. She put everything into plastic bags to keep it dry.
Apple Bloom gathered some rope and stuffed it into her saddle bag. Looking up, she smiled at the cub, “Don’t worry, we’ll find your mom.”
Sweetie Belle squeed and ran up to the attic. The sounds of rummaging could be heard for a moment before she slid down the ladder, bearing a pickaxe with a wooden handle and turquoise crystal head. Dropping it on the ground in front of her, the filly smiled brightly. “Rarity made this for me to help her with collecting gems. We’re going up to the mountain, so we may need it.”
As they opened they door, they were blasted by a forceful wall of cold. The storm howled as they strained to see outside through the driving snow. It was almost impossible to see the tips of their own muzzles outside.
“Should… we wait?” Dinky asked, blinking.
“Not on your life.” Scootaloo said, “The longer we wait, the more chance his mom has of moving on or worse, getting panicking and innocent ponies getting hurt while she searches for him.”
“Would your mom hurt ponies?” Escargot asked stroking the cubs head.
“I… I don’t know. She’s very protective of me, and has stood up to bigger dragons to keep me safe.” The cub said softly with tears in his eyes, “She promised she’d never leave me behind.”
“A mad mother dragon, coming to Ponyville.” Apple Bloom said shaking his head, “Would be far, worse than even an Ursa Minor.”
Escargot sighed and shook his head.
“Oops, sorry.” Apple Bloom quickly meeped, “That- wasn’t you, that was- well it was, but it wasn’t, but-”
“It’s fine, it was a stupid idea. No matter how much she bragged, and swore she could do it.” Escargot said and lowered her head starting to walk out into the blizzard.
“This isn’t going to work!” Scootaloo called out.
“Ah can’t see a thing.” Apple Bloom yelled over the wind.
Closing her eyes, Escargot’s horn lit up and a radiant dome of brown and gold formed around them blocking the wind and snow. The dome even had a trim of lace and diamonds around its base, matching Escargot’s cutie mark.
“Wow, a real shield spell.” Noi said, “That’s advanced stuff.”
“A spell like that takes lots of concentration. How are we going to get up the mountain?” Sweetie Belle asked, then blinked and stroked the shield gently with a hoof.
Scootaloo laughed and put the sleigh down in front of Escargot, “That’s simple! The princess rides the sleigh, with her trusty ward and dragon cub.”
“Oh come on, I can walk, I’m not a weak little…” Escargot trailed off as all the girls looked at him.
“We are not sayin your weak or frail, were sayin your energy is better spent keepin the shield up then walkin.” Apple Bloom said and pushed Escargot onto the sleigh.
The hoop sleigh was actually kind of fancy, with two wide wooden runners, each set with a metal strip down the center. A platform of wooden planks was attached firmly above, with a wraparound wooden rail to prevent things from falling out or off. Then, the inside of the bed was covered in a soft cushion, made with waterproof fabrics. It even had a flannel blanket.
“Umm whose sleigh is this?” Escargot asked, sitting down.
“Rarity’s.” Belle squeaked and giggled, “She hasn’t used it in years though, so we borrowed it. Rarity won’t mind. We’ve been using it to pull stuff around.”
“Ever since Apple Bloom trashed the toboggan.” Scootaloo said with a laugh.
“That wasn’t ma fault, I told everyone lean left!” Bloom said with a huff, then tied the sleigh rope to Scoots’ snowboard.
“Ready girls?” Scootaloo asked, revving her wings a few times.
Sweetie Belle stood on the rear runners of the sleigh, holding onto the back of the seat. “Ready!”
Noi, Apple Bloom and Dinky all nodded. “Ready!”
Leaning forward, Scootaloo started pulling the sleigh, as Noi, Bloom and Dinky ran, following the packed snow created by the weight. It was tight going, given the confines of the dome. Without Escargot’s shield, though, they wouldn’t be able to move at all, let alone survive the cold and bitter winds.
“How does she know where she’s going? I can’t see anything.” Noi asked squinting a bit trying to see through the shield.
“I know the mountains that way, I can kind of see it.” Scootaloo said.
Noi looked confused, glancing to Apple Bloom. “Huh?” How?”
“Oh! I know this,” Dinky said, “Mom told me about it. Most pegasi have very good vision- they can see distances better, plus sort of have a sense to see though bad weather better than other ponies. Add to that many have an innate direction sense and a bit of a weather sense that lets them correct their courses in high winds. They can often find their way even in the dark.”
“Is that true?” Escargot asked, looking up.
“Kind of, I don’t really know how it works.” Scootaloo said. “I can just make out bits of the trail around the shield.”
“Everyone has their own special tricks and talents.” Escargot said, looking down. The cub had curled up in a ball and snuggled against Escargot’s belly, between her forelegs for warmth. Gisa sat in front of him at the head of the sleigh looking around.
“Tricks and talents, oh Celestia…” Noi giggled, “Remember the talent show?”
“Ugg, that song was awful.” Apple Bloom said.
“Remember Snips trying to do magic? Pulling some carrots out of the hat, and Snails standing there munching on them.” Scoots said laughing, “talk about…”
“Dumb.” Snails said softly. “Stupid. Snips told me to distract the crowd while he made the rabbit vanish. It was a rabbit, carrots seemed to work with the act so. So, I did something stupid. Like I always do.”
A howl was heard and the shield flickered for a moment as something struck it. Looking up, Escargot reinforced it, straining to see what happened. Narrowing his eyes, he leaned to the side a bit on the sleigh.
Scootaloo slowed and the other girls looked in the same direction.
“What was…” Sweetie Belle started before Dinky screamed.
The image of a large wolf, made of mists and snow appeared against the shield, scratching at it and howling.
“A Windigo!” Apple Bloom yelled and hid on the other side of the sleigh.
“What are we going to do?” Noi whimpered.
“Songs.” Escargot said.
Scootaloo looked at Escargot confused, “What?”
“Remember the Hearthswarming Carol? Songs and the Fire of Friendship within them keep the Windigo at bay.”Apple Bloom said standing up, “Sweetie Belle, you’re the best singer here.”
“But, but, but…” Belle stammered and squeaked.
“You’re the best singer here Belle, show the spirit ponies you can still sing.” Noi said.
“What should I sing?” Sweetie Belle asked, hiding beside Apple Bloom.
“Anything! Carols, pop songs, it doesn’t matter.” Noi said.
The wolf backed up and slammed against the shield, causing Escargot to flinch as waves of energy spread across it.
Clearing her throat, Belle looked up, then closed her eyes, trying to block out the scary sights and sounds. “There’s music in the treetops, and music in the veil.” Lifting her foreleg, she threw some snow into the air, forming an arc over her, “And all around the music fills the sky.”
The Windigo withdrew a bit, before moving off with a howl.
“That’s great, keep it up Belle! I can see better.” Scootaloo said. The girls started moving again, Sweetie Belle taking her place standing on the back runners of the sleigh as they began zipping up the mountain again.
“You know, I’m surprised you haven’t been accepted to Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns.” Dinky said, trotting behind the sleigh.
“I was.” Escargot said rubbing the fabric of the sleigh with a hoof.
“Wait, you were?” Noi said shocked, “Why didn’t you go?”
“A few reasons, not leaving you girls is one.” Escargot shook his head, “My father would never approve, never allow it. I- I can’t use magic at home, dad wants me to be more like Big Mac. Strong, tough, and not dependent on tricks to survive. It’s… it’s my home.”
“Do you know how many unicorns would kill to go to the school?” Dinky said, “I’d love to be good enough to go there.”
“They deserve it, I…” Escargot shook his head as the sleigh stopped. A loud crack filling the air.
Glancing around, the girls gulped as they realized they were on an ice bridge. The ice and snow had formed a thin bridge over a large gap. The weight of the sleigh, however, was more than the bridge could take- the right side had already dropped.
Scootaloo gulped nervously, “Girls, Noi, Apple Bloom, Slowly, carefully, move up. Escargot, can you make the field a bit bigger?”
Concentrating, Escargot expanded the shield so it was the entire length of the bridge. Slowly, Dinky and Noi made their way past Scootaloo heading to the other side. Turning they looked back. Noi calling back, “Ok next.”
Escargot moved, and a large crack echoed around him. “Ok, Sweetie Belle, Apple bloom, you two are next.”
“What about you?” Apple Bloom asked worried.
“If I move, the sleigh is going to break through and take the bridge, so I have to go last.” Picking up Gisa with her magic, he gently set the griffin on Belle’s back, followed by the dragon cub on Apple Bloom’s back.
The two girls started moving slowly. Each step they took lead to another crack, and more of the bridge falling away into the abyss. It seemed like it took forever, but they finally made it to the other side. As they did, the sleigh cracked and sank a little more.
“I think I can power pull the sleigh out.” Scootaloo said, revved her wings.
“Wait no!” Escargot called, but it was too late- the force was to much for the bridge to take, and the ice shattered. Escargot dropped the snow shield and lashed out at the rope with his magic. If he didn’t cut the line, the sleigh would pull Scootaloo down too.
In an instant, the storm’s rage swarmed in. Scootaloo was thrown across the remaining parts of the bridge by her own thrust and the wind. She crashed into the girls, sheered free of the rope. The sleigh began to fall into the crevasse. Though obscured by the snow and storm, it was still thousands of lengths’ distance to the rocky bottom.
Escargot tried to jump, but there was nothing to leap to. The bridge had disintegrated, and was falling. In one last effort, he lit his horn. It was an all or nothing gamble, but this was an all or nothing situation.
Looking over the edge, the girls could see the bright flash of light. The roar of the storm all around them, the temperature had already fallen close to negative forty.
“ESCARGOT!” Dinky cried out. “SNAILS!”
A loud thud caused the girls to turn around as Escargot appeared about three lengths above the snow, falling flat with a thud. Not the prettiest of teleports. It did, however, save his life.
“Escargot!” Apple Bloom cried and ran over to hug the filly. “We thought we lost you there.”
Shaking his head, Escargot put up the snow shield again and whimpered. “Ow, that wasn’t fun.”
Meeping softly, Sweetie Belle looked back, “Think my sister’s sleigh is ok?”
Scootaloo moved up beside the little unicorn and looked into the chasm. There was a flash of orange and yellow through the snow, the faint sounds of an explosion down below. “Umm, did you pack anything flammable?”
“No, just the small lantern, oh and some cooking oil, and stove fuel for the portable stove in case we wanted to make hot chocolate.” Sweetie Belle said with a smile.
Blinking, Scootaloo looked back down into the depths, “Umm, I’m sure it’s fine.”
“Come on, we need to get moving.” Apple Bloom said, “Escargots already tired and can’t keep this shield up forever.
Escargot got up and wobbled a bit, before steadying. Giving his head a light shake, the shield flickered a moment before shrinking down to just encompass the girls.
“Are… Are you ok?” Sweetie Belle asked, looking up.
Nodding slowly, “Yeah, I’m just tired, I’ve never had to keep a shield going this long. It’s hard.”
“You’re doing great, Escargot.” Noi said, full of encouragement, “I don't know many adults that could cast a shield, let alone keep one up for this long. Let’s move- we don’t have far to go.”
The group trudged ahead in a tight line, Scootaloo in the lead on her snow scooter, packing down the trail with the rest following. According to the stories, it was just a hop, skip and a jump from here.
Looking at Escargot, Apple Bloom sighed before looking back at Scootaloo. “Did you hear about Rumble?”
“Thunderlane’s brother?” Scootaloo turned looking back, “I haven’t seen him in days.”
“Chip Mint apparently dared him to drink some of the rainbow mix, the coloring they use for rainbows a the weather factory. Poor colt’s been sick for days. They came to Granny Smith for some preserves to help his stomach.” Apple Bloom said, “What is it with colts and doing stupid things over dares?”
‘Stupid things.’ Escargot’s head and ears drooped, all this started because of a dare. How many stupid things had he done. “Like getting stuck together with bubble-gum?” Escargot said sorrowfully.
Apple Bloom and Scootaloo both started laughing. Apple Bloom looking over, “Dumb colts….” Then stopped instantly… “Oh Escargot… I didn’t mean…”
“Think of how many times we got stuck together with tree sap,” Sweetie Belle said looking at Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, “Or toffee. We aren’t any better.”
“Sweetie Belle it’s fine.” Escargot said and trudged on with his head low the howl of the storm behind, “We are here now so let’s worry about this.
The cave mouth loomed in front of them. Drifts and ice had formed around the entrance, but there was still more than enough room to walk in. Once inside, Escargot lowered the shield spell and simply used his horn for light.
“Hello? Mama dragon?” Apple Bloom called out.
“Are you sure this is the right cave?” Sweetie Belle said and huddle against her friends.
Looking up Dinky nodded, “It has to be, it’s just like Pinkie described it in her story.”
The large pair of luminescent eyes that appeared out of the darkness, removing any doubt. The dragon was as huge as any they had heard of before. Its eyes alone dwarfed the foals. Moving out of the darkness, she looked down. “Why have you come? Are you with THEM?” The creature spat in anger.
“Them who?” Escargot asked looking up in terror.
“The Windigo.” The dragon said, “They have taken everything already from me, now they wish to take me.”
“Nononono!” Apple Bloom said in a panic, “We found your cub, we found Ember!” Turning sideways, Apple Bloom showed the resting cub on her back. “He’s safe.”
“My Ember!” With the extreme dexterity only a mother dragon could possess, she picked up her cub with two claws and brought him close. “Thank you."
Howls echoed from the cave entrance. The wind picked up, then a massive gout of ice and sleet came driving into the cave mouth. The blast of super cold air, water and ice was dangerous. Instantly, parts of the cave mouth froze and ice raced into the cave.
“Escargot!” Sweetie Belle cried and jumped, knocking Escargot out of the way, but it was too late for her and the other girls. The ice water chilling them to the bone, hypothermia almost instantly set in.
The mother dragon quickly breathed out a blast of fire, driving the ice back, forming steam and hot water which washed over Escargot. Snails came to a stop at the cave wall.
Standing, Snails shook himself out and blinked, seeing the girls laying on the ground. “NO!”
Running back to them, he looked up at the dragon. Tears in his eyes, “I’m know I’m just a little colt but these are my friends. Can you use your breath to heat up some rocks? PLEASE?”
Looking down, the mother dragon inhaled, then breathed again, a small blaze heating a few rocks and causing them to glow red.
Using his magic, Snails moved the girls from of the mouth of the cave, then circled them around the glowing rocks.
Another howl, and a large Windigo appeared at the entrance. It was larger than the others, bigger, tougher. It was an alpha. It was Winterdeath, here to feed.
“My fire keeps it at bay, but I cannot keep it warm forever.” The dragon said. “I am already hungry.”
“Music can drive it away,” Snails said, “Songs, love and laughter. But I’m stupid, a faker and a failure.” Snails said and lowered his head.
“Then I will protect my cub. Perhaps I can escape.” The dragon said, looking at the entrance.
Snails moved some more of the hot rocks closer to Sweetie Belle, “Come on, wake up. We need you.”
The howl intensified as the Windigo stalked the cave opening. The great alpha snarling as it looked inside. Its eyes glowed a blue-ish green, with dark purple mists rising from the tips.
“I can’t do this, I’m just a dumb colt.” Snails said as he sat down, looking at his friends. “I need you…”
Putting her talons on Snails’ back, Gisa looked up at him. “I know you, I believe in you. You have a huge heart, and sometimes that’s all it takes.”
“But?” Snails shook his head no.
Laying on her side trembling, Scootaloo looked up, “We’re sorry Snails.”
Standing up, Snails looked at his friends, at the girls huddled together for warmth by the rocks. The dragon, hugging her cub protectively, a wing covering the little one. Closing his eyes, Snails turned to face the storm, the tip of his horn starting to shine.
“I'm here to show you who I am. Throw off the veil, it's finally time.” Slowly looking up, the colt sung out against the rage of the windigos. One last chance to hold back the dark, to hold back the cold, “There's more to me than glitz and glam, oh-whoa… And now I feel my stars align.”
The image of Long Haul came to mind, yelling at him. Memories of his father telling him he needed to be strong, that magic wasn’t the way. “For I had believed what I was sold, I did all the things that I was told.”
Looking into the wind’s fury, tears filled his eyes, and he put his hoof down, “But all that has changed, and now I'm bold… 'Cause I know…”
Apple Bloom lifted her head weakly looking at the colt… “Oh Snails…”
A howl from the windigo alpha sent freezing rain into the cave as well as daggers of ice heading straight for Snails. The icicles were nearly as long as Snails, and carried by the wind at high speed. Closing his eyes, Snails turned his head away, only to hear the ice shattering a brief respite in the storm.
“Snails!” Scootaloo cried out in fear.
Dinky whimpered, “oh no.”
It was cold and painful but the darkness didn’t come, instead he heard the ice shattering and felt brief respite in the storm. The ice water covered the colt and chilled him to the bone and changing him to Esarcgot. But he was alive.
Looking up, Escargot saw the dragon, her wing frozen to the ground shielding Escargot. Lifting his head he nodded once to the dragon before continuing to sing. Looking past the wing, Escargot cried out, filled with thoughts of the past, “I’m just a pony…. I make mistakes from time to time!”
Glancing back at the girls, Escargot went on, “But now you know the real me, and I put my heart out on the line.”
Apple Bloom blinked as she saw the heart on Escargot’s cutie mark beginning to shine, a warm red glow from it. Fighting to stand, Apple Bloom got her feet under her and joined in, “And let the magic in my heart stay true, whoa-whoah…”
Dinky and Noi got up as well from the fire, “And let the magic in our hearts stay true, whoa-whaoh….”
Smiling softly, Escargot nodded to the girls as he sang, her voice filling the cave. “Just like the magic inside of you.”
Turning to face the windigo, Escargot sung out with everything he had, horn glowing brightly even through the dragon wing, “And now I see those colors, Right before my eyes.”
Sweetie Belle sat up, joining her voice to the music, “I hear my voice so clearly.” Walking over, she leaned against Escargot for support, “And I know that it is right.”
Escargot's smile grew. He could feel the warmth in the cutie mark, he could feel her friends there. Singing out with love and joy… With total defiance, Escargot slammed his hoof down once more. “They thought I was weak, but I am strong. They sold me the world, but they were wrong.”
Walking around the wing, Escargot faced the alpha, “And now that I'm back, I still belong, 'Cause I know.”
Moving up beside Escargot, all the girls sang out, “That I am just a pony.”
The power, the magic flowed though the girls and exploded out the mouth of the cave, energy spearing the storm’s core. Striking the alpha Windingo, the energy rushed through it, turning it into a shower of sparkling water, a rainbow shining through the freezing mists.
“We make mistakes from time to time,” The girls sang on as the magic spread out from the mountain, the clouds fading and the sun shining down on Ponyville.
Turning his head, Escargot looked at the girls, smiling, “But now I know the real me…”
Sweetie Belle put her hoof on Escargot’s shoulder, “And you put your heart out on the line.”
The other girls leaned into Escargot, “And let the magic in our hearts stay true.”
“Escargot, I’m sorry.” Apple Bloom hugged the filly tight.
“For what?” Escargot blinked a few times, confused.
“It’s hard sometimes. I know you and Snails are the same, it’s just… We never really got to know the real you, I guess.” Apple Bloom said as the girls gathered around and hugged Escargot.
Ember bounded up and hugged the girls tight, “Thank you for bringing me back to my mommy!”
“Thank you for protecting my cub.” The dragon said as she flexed her wings, smiling. “Especially you, you’re a very special little foal.”
“Escargot!” Noi said proudly, “Our best friend.”
***
Trudging back into town, Escargot looked over his shoulder at Gisa. “What a day.”
“Tell me about it.” Gisa said, “I just want to relax on top of a heater, with some hot cocoa and scones.”
Scootaloo laughed, “I just want to sleep for a week.”
“GIRLS!” Twilight called out as she trotted up, with the rest of her group. “We were in the Everfree. Apparently some Windigo escaped, but we think we got all of them. Good to see you safe and warm.”
Rainbow Dash landed and shook herself out, sending snow flying. “Least some of us are warm.”
Looking at each other, the fillies giggled.
“Is there something we’re missing?” Twilight asked, tilting her head.
“I’ll tell you about it later.” Escargot said, yawning. “I just want to get something to eat and go to bed.”
“You do look tired, you must have had a busy day with your studies.” Twilight responded.
“Oh, Sweetie Belle darling,” Rarity said, “Do you know where my designer sleigh is? It was hoof-made by the master artisan Vyatka Troika. It was one of a kind, and I need it- with all this snow, it’s a wonderful time to show it off for special deliveries.”
Sweetie Belle blinked and looked at Escargot with pleading eyes. “Help.”
Escargot sat on the floor, thumping his forelegs nervously, alternating them as if walking on the spot. He cast quick glances to the tiara- its elemental gem was dark, but still glinted in the light.
“Calm down.” Gisa said, stretching out on the pillow. “You saved the town, that’s normally a good thing.”
“Good thing? Trust me, at the least I’m going to get thrown in the dungeons for stealing the Elements of Harmony.” Escargot said and sighed. “They’ll banish me to Tartar Sauce for sure.”
“Mmmm… Battered cod from the Griffin Sea in tartar sauce.” Gisa almost purred, rolling over on the pillow.
“This is serious, Gisa! What about dad? He hates magic, and now I’m representing it!” Escargot whimpered and went back to drumming his forelegs.
“Oh come on, Escargot’s the element- at worst, she gets kicked out.” Gisa huffed.
“I just don’t want to face him right now.” Escargot said, looking at the map again.
“You’ve been hiding in the castle for three days now. If it weren’t for the fact that Spike keeps the fridge well-stocked, and an overabundance of nachos, salsa dip, and cookies...” A tap at the door had Gisa bounding across the floor, “Oh, and don’t forget the gifts from the townsfolk. If not for that stuff you’d have starved.”
Escargot looked at his pink furred stomach and whimpered, “I don’t wanna starve.”
Opening the door Gisa cheerfully chirped, “What snacks are you bringing us to- Oh… umm.”
Gisa stepped aside and Spike to struggle inside with several suitcases piled high above him. Groaning, he looked out from under the stack, “Why was the door locked? The door’s never locked.”
“Oh, you know how it goes, save the town with magic, now hiding in here from the adoration of fans.” Gisa said, and pointed to the throne room.
“Hiding? Why would anyone want to hide? I’m the hero of The Crystal Empire- they adore me, and it’s great!” Spike set down the suitcases.
“Aren’t those a lot for Twilight?” Gisa asked, looking at the pile.
“Rarity insisted on coming straight here with Twilight. Applejack and the others stopped off to check on-” Spike jumped aside as Rarity ran in, Twilight just behind.
“Darling, are you alright?” Rarity asked as she ran past Spike, sending him spinning. She slid to a stop and picked Escargot up with her magic.
Twilight bounded in, grinning ear to ear, then started pogohopping in circles around the two, “My pupil has learned friendship magic!”
Glancing back at Spike, Gisa smiled, “Oh, and you’re out of nachos and salsa.” Then she scampered into the throne room and skid across the floor.
“Put me down please.” Escargot whined, as Rarity held the filly within her magical grasp, carrying out a thorough examination.
“You were not harmed, were you?” Rarity asked.
“Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!” Twilight said as she bounded around Escargot her heart aflutter in excitement.
“I’m fine, Rarity. We all are. The shield spell Twilight taught me kept us safe.” Escargot nodded.
“You used my lesson too!” Twilight squeed and smiled brightly, lighting her horn and firing a blast at Escargot.
“EEEP!” Throwing up her shield, Escargot curled up in midair before being dropped by Rarity.
“Darling, do be careful, you could hurt somepony doing that.” Rarity looked sternly at Twilight as she rubbed her own horn. Its tip smoked from the backlash of Twilight’s blast breaking her telekinesis.
“So, why are you hiding inside this castle, rather than going home?” Rarity asked, “Sweetie Belle said you haven’t left in three days.”
“I can’t go home. I can’t… face him.” Escargot said, looking down.
“Because of the whole ‘Element of Magic’ thing?” Rarity asked softly as she moved to sit beside the foal.
With a slow nod, Escargot looked at the map, “Long Haul will kill me, or worse, kick me out of the house.”
“He will do no such thing, and you should not be in that house to begin with. You really should consider Celestia’s request to go to her school. But, I understand wanting to stay with your friends.” Twilight huffed, “Though I’m sure you could move here if you need, or we can look at getting you your very own place.”
Escargot looked up at Twilight, her lower lip quivering, as if she were about to cry.
“Twilight, there’s more going on than you think.” Rarity said firmly, before turning to face her friend. “It’s not fair to force an issue like this. And where is Applejack?”
“Applejack?” Escargot asked and blinked looking up at the adults.
“I asked her to join us.” Rarity responded with a huff and paced a bit. “I know she’s worried about Apple Bloom, but I do really need her.”
“I’m sorry, I can understand Snails living there, he has no magical aptitude or skill. I don’t think he could even learn magic, so his father’s fine with him.” Twilight said shaking her head, “But Escargot is somepony special. She deserves to be cared for and nurtured.”
Applejack trotted in, stopping at the door as Twilight finished her statement.
Escargot flinched visibly at the cutting words. Turning, the foal walked away from the two mares. Tears slowly fell to the ground as he went.
“Twilight!” Rarity said in a mix of shock and pity. She ran over and hugged Escargot tightly.
“What in tarnation?” Applejack did her best not to look totally confused, “Here I am, away from you two for 10 minutes to check on ma kin, and you get yourselves into a heap of trouble.”
“What did I do?” Twilight responded looking completely lost.
“I just don’t know what to do.” Escargot said tears falling slowly. “I don’t want to end up in Tartar Sauce or lose my home and family.”
Applejack walked over and sat beside Escargot, rubbing her cheek with the back of a foreleg. “I always find the truth helps with kin.”
“Applejack, Escargot’s father is… complicated.” Rarity said softly. “Sometime it can be very scary to tell the truth. Sometime you know ponies will be angry or react badly to the truth, even if there’s no reason they should.”
“But…” Applejack started, then stopped, seeing the look on Rarity’s face.
Twilight shook her head, “I think we should just remove Escargot and leave Snails with his father.”
“I am Snails.” Escargot said meekly.
Twilight blinked at Escargot, “Pardon?”
“Escargot is Snails. Some kind of chaos magic affected him in the Everfree.” Reaching out with her magic, Rarity grabbed a teapot, added a touch of cold water, then carefully poured the now-warm water on the foal.
Lifting a single eyebrow, Applejack looked down at Snails as he dripped on the floor, looking very much like a lost puppy. “And the girls know about this?”
“Even Apple Bloom.” Snails said softly, “and they promised to keep it a secret. I’m terrified that ponies might find out.”
“But- but- this is impossible!” Twilight said, looking in shock.
Rarity shook her head and sighed, looking at Applejack, “I don’t think Snails here needs to be exposed to the five stages.”
Shaking her head vigorously Twilight looked back to Rarity, “Five stages?”
Applejack stood up and chuckled, “Eyup, denial that there is something you didn’t know, anger that you couldn’t find it in your books, testing to see if you can figure it out on your own and write a book about it, depression when either you can’t figure it out or realize it’s unexplainable, and finally acceptance, when you give up and just go with it.”
“I think Tartar Sauce might be better than being a lab test subject.” Snails whimpered.
“But…” Twilight sat down hard, wing spread wide in shock and confusion.
“This is why I couldn’t tell. The girls found out because of an accident, and are kinda ok with it. If my father finds out though…” Snails turned his head away. “I understand if you don’t want to keep teaching a dumb, lying, little colt.”
Stomping her hoof, Rarity scowled, “Snails, I would NEVER allow you in my store if you were those things. You keep your secret for your safety, that does not make you a liar, nor are you dumb, you simply have not had the love and care someone of your needs deserves.”
Turning, Rarity looked squarely at Twilight, then sighed softly. Walking over, she sat beside Twilight and leaned against her. “Twilight, darling, you’ve told us about your childhood. You’ve sung us songs about it. How would your life have turned out had you not been given a chance by Celestia? What would you have become, had you not been nurtured by your parents?”
Twilight looked at Snails, then Rarity, “I…. I might have turned out like Snails. He comes from a powerful magical lineage, but his natural abilities have been ignored.”
Applejack walked up beside Snails, looking down at him, “And his talents need to be kept hidden for now- his father would never accept it, would even fight to stop his training. Earth ponies can be very stubborn at times.”
Looking at Applejack for a moment, Twilight stood up and walked around looking at the food left for Escargot. She looked down at the thank-you notes, the picture of Escargot and friends. “Snails, what do you want?”
“What do I want?” Snails blinked, looking confused.
Rarity smiled and picked up Escargot’s tiara, gently placing it on Snails’s head, “Yes darling, it is your life after all.”
“I…” Looking down, Snails sighed, “In some ways, I wish everything could go back to normal and I could just be a normal colt, but I know I can’t do that. I don’t want to leave my mom, and don’t want to lose my new friends. I kind of want to continue studying and practicing magic.”
“Then it’s settled- for now, you can continue your studies as Escargot to hide it from your father.” Twilight said with a nod. “We can carry on as if nothing happened.”
Snails nodded slowly and smiled. “This is such a load off my back.”
Walking in, Spike leaned to the side looking around a pile of nachos twice as high as he was. The nachos were stacked in layers between salsa, cheese, diced onions, peppers, sour cream, and lots of special spicy guacamole sauce. Smiling, he hid his head behind the nachos standing proudly. “One Spike Super Nacho Special, to celebrate.”
“We'll I'll be, that’s a whole heap of vittles.” Applejack exclaimed.
“Thanks, I had just enough hidden in my emergency snack supplies to….” Spike paused, then let out a fiery belch as the entire huge bowl of nachos vanishing in a magical mist, replaced by a single scroll, which fell into the dragon’s claws. “You’ve got mail.” Spike finished with a mournful sigh at the loss of the food.
Blinking Twilight grabbed the scroll with her magic and opened it starting to read aloud, “Dear Princess Twilight. Given the new development with the tree of harmony and these new form of the Elements of Harmony, I feel it is now required that your student spent at least one semester in the School for Gifted Unicorns. This is no longer a request. Yours truly, Princess Celestia.”
“Celestia gets dinner,” Snails said drooping, “And I’m so doomed."
Snails sat across from Snips in Sugarcube Corner, staring into his milkshake, gently stirring it with a straw. Chocolate Peanut Butter and Banana- he wasn’t sure when he fell in love with the flavor, or if it was Escargot or he who preferred it. Right now, though, it didn’t matter.
“Jeez, you’ve been hanging around the girls too much.” Snips said as he sat down with his vanilla shake. “You’re going for their strange flavors.”
Looking up, Snails shook his head, “Pinkie put it in front of me, I’ll try not to think about it.”
“Oh, if it isn’t the two most useless unicorns in town.” Diamond Tiara said, nose held high as she walked by. She and Silver Spoon took a nearby booth for themselves.
“I’ve seen blank-flanks with more talent.” Silver Spoon said, sitting down, “I’d like-”
“I’ll take a Strawberry Surprise shake.” Diamond Tiara said.
Silver Spoon sighed, looking up at the menu, “I don’t know what I want.”
Snips huffed, looking over at Diamond Tiara, “I may not be as good as Escargot, but I’m still getting good with my magic. Someday, everyone in Equestria will know my name, will see my name.” Snips held his head high, “Snips Mane Cutters.”
Silver Spoon looked over at Snails’ shake, “What’s that?”
Snails looked down and sighed, “Chocolate PB and Banana, with whipped cream on top.”
“Oh, that sounds-” Silver Spoon began.
“Stick with the strawberry sherbet, no need to sink to commoner’s foods.” Diamond said, then shook her head at Snips, “Like anyone would trust you.”
“I don’t know, it sounds kinda girly to me. Real stallions go for things like vanilla, or pistachio.” Snips said, smiling and pointing at his.
Silver Spoon glanced at Snails’s shake, then back at Diamond Tiara with a nod, “OK.”
Sweetie Belle walked into the bakery/restaurant, her head held high as she pranced in regally. Her mane and tail were cleanly brushed as always, and her coat gleaming.
“Blank-flank alert.” Diamond Tiara snorted.
Sticking her nose up in the direction of the two fillies, Sweetie Belle pranced over to the colts, “Hi Snips, hi Snails.”
“Uh oh, what did we do wrong?” Snips said, looking worried.
“Nothing, silly! Pip and First Base are looking for you, though, they got some new stuff for the club house.” Sweetie Belle responded, wiggling her tail.
“Oh cool! You coming Snails?” Snips said, jumping down.
Following just behind Sweetie Belle, Princess Luna smiled as she entered, “You are right little one, a most wondrous and cheerful of places. Where better to find a foal who is depressed.”
Seeing Princess Luna, Snails shook his head, “I’ll stay and finish this- I paid for it.”
Diamond Tiara blinked and straightened herself up, “I wouldn’t say I am depressed, just not thrilled with others distracting me.”
“Your call, but I get dibs on anything neat!” Snips said, running out.
Snails blinked, “Not fair!”
Pinkie trotted in and placed a Strawberry Sundae in front of Diamond Tiara, then a Peanut Butter Banana in front of Silver Spoon, complete with a little silver spoon stuck in the top of the shake. With a wink to the little filly, “Ran out of strawberries.”
Walking past Diamond Tiara, Princess Luna smiled at Snails, “Care to take a walk with me?”
“Aw, come on!” Diamond Tiara scowled seeing the Princess choosing to interact with a mere peasant
Puffing out her cheeks, Sweetie Belle glared at Diamond Tiara, “Why does everypony keep taking my lines?”
Diamond Tiara glared at Sweetie Belle, “Since when is that your line?”
Blinking, Pinkie pulled a book out of her mane and flipped pages, “Two-dash-fourteen, forty-three, page four, Sweetie Belle: ‘Aw, Come on!’ Yep, it’s hers.” Closing the book, Pinkie turned and bounded back to the kitchen.
Putting a wing gently over Snails, Luna smiled down at the colt, “Come with me. We need to talk.”
Looking up Snails nodded, “Yes, ma’am”
Luna stood up and nodded to Sweetie Belle, Luna started walking out with the colt, “He should do wonderfully in the Royal Guard Students’ Program.”
“Royal-!” Diamond Tiara blustered in shock.
“Guard.” Silver Spoon said with a dreamy smile, picturing Snails in uniform. Diamond Tiara interrupted her daydream with a poke.
Diamond Tiara hissed to Silver Spoon, “Focus! We need to figure out how to make me important again.”
Walking down the street, Snails looked around, “We aren’t heading to the castle?”
Shaking her head slowly, Luna smiled, “No, there is too much pressure there.”
“Not going home?” Snails asked, looking back in the distance.
Luna smiled, “Apple farm, it’s more relaxing.”
“The Apples?” Snails blinked as she lead him up to the clubhouse.
Noi opened the window and leaned out. Dinky waved, “Hi Snails! It’s true, it’s Princess Luna! If Pip were here, he’d just die. A visit from the best Princess ever!”
Luna blushed slightly and shook her head, “Now now, none of that please.”
As he walked inside, Snails was almost knocked over by Apple Bloom’s hug. “Yer ok, right?”
“I’m fine. If I thought about it, I’d be confused.” Snails said, looking around the room. “I guess sometimes it’s just best not to think.”
“That is not a good habit. Avoiding things can hurt you, and others, over time.” Luna said as she sat down, draping a wing over Snails protectively.
“Are you here about Escargot?” Dinky asked, then sat in front of Luna.
“We don’t want you to take her away from us.” Noi added, and sat beside Dinky.
Sliding down the ladder from upstairs, Scootaloo nodded, “Yeah, I know we might not have always been the best of friends, but.”
“Shh! She doesn’t know.” Sweetie Belle said as she glanced back to Luna.
“I know, trust me, I’ve known for some time. I am just good at keeping secrets. I learn a lot in dreams.” Luna said, and stroked Snails’ mane.
Apple Bloom sighed, “Oh, well yeah, we haven’t been the best of friends to Snails. Haven’t given him a fair chance, but we don’t want you taking him away.”
“I would never allow that. The bond you have, all of you, is special. As such, all of you are going to be spending part of a semester at the School for Gifted Unicorns.” Luna said motioning her wing to all the foals.
Dinky blinked, then jumped into the air, sparks exploding from her horn. “WOOHOO! GIFTED UNICORN SCHOOL!”
Sweetie Belle smiled, her own horn sparkling with her barely-contained excitement.
Applebloom, on the other hand, scratched the side of her head, “I’m beggen yer pardon ma’am, but some of us are kind of lackin in the horns department.”
“Not all the classes are about casting spells. A fair portion of it is understanding magic itself.” She nodded at each foal in turn, “All of you have touched and used harmony magic, and may need to do so again. I want all of you to be able to understand that magic, and magic in general.”
“Really?” Noi said, “Even me?”
“Even you, little Noi. I wouldn’t want you girls to have an accident and mistakenly blast poor Escargot with harmony magic. I’m not sure poor Snails could take my singing.” Luna said with a light giggle.
“What about my father?” Snails asked looking up.
Puffing out her cheeks, Luna grumbled, “Well, since my sister feels banishing him to the sun is unacceptable….”
“The sun!” Sweetie Belle squeaked.
“Certainly. If Celestia felt locking me up on the moon for 1,000 years was reasonable, why not lock him up on the sun for 1,000 years.” Luna said with a nod, “It’s ok, we talked to your father, Snails will be helping at Rarity’s Canterlot store, and doing a Pony Cadet Training course to train as a royal honor guard.
"I just wish I was strong enough to stand up to him." Snails said looking down.
“How you chose to handle him is up to you. if you want to tell him, we will support you. If not, we will keep your secret.” Luna smiled, “But remember, you are not and never will be alone.”
“Oh, brother. What could possibly go wrong?” Snails said, then shrugged and smiled at the girls.
“Whatever path you chose.” Noi said, smiling.
All the girls chipped in, “We will all be there with you.”
