In a routine flight check for the V squad Tinman malfunctions and changes course into a storm causing the rest of the squad to follow and get the 11 million dollar jet back to the ship, but all goes wrong when the storm drags them all into the centre.
Stealth,... a crossover of the movie Stealth but not with any of the characters just the planes.. because they're awesome.
It was the middle of the day with the sun high in the sky and the wide desert of egypt below enjoying this hot summers day. while high up in the clouds V Squad, a Next Century Jet Team consisting of 4 Black Jets, 3 People and 1 'TinMan' as they call him. TinMan is Artificial Inteligence and has only recently been scavenged and repaired from his 'adventure' into north korea.
Excelerating at mach 5, (only half their top speed) V sqaud are preparing for a routine practise run. Mortimer Vex the Teams leading officer who they nicknamed Tex. "Alright, Alex check weapon systems." Alex is the teams engineer and is in charge of fuel consumtion and diagnostic checks on the rest of their Jets.
"Roger that V Leader, checking weapons systems"
"Good, Rochelle prepare battle strategy" Rochelle is the only female in the team and is in charge of battle strategy and monitering TinMan's Electronic waves for any signs of Malfunction.
"Gotcha Tex"
"I should Expect that done in seconds, and TinMan." he Call to 'TinMan' the Corrupted AI who was stuck by lightning on one of his first missions and gain a new programing for feelings.
"Yes Commander?"
"Put on some good music." TinMan is incharge of second thinking everything the team does and making sure nothing is done wrong, but he has also downloaded everything on the internet, be it from porn to kids books, he's basicly the entire Internet flying around in a jet.
"which do you prefer, Skrillex or Deadmouse?"
"whichever is your favourite" Tex said.
"oh Please not Dubstep again!" Alex Complained
"Not My fault if you dont like it Alex" TinMan Replied puting on Breakin a Sweat by Skrillex.
"enough you two" Rochelle snapped at them. " now tex i have the battle plan sending it through to you all now."
*BZZZZZBZZZZ*
TinMan's Stucture just fell Bellow the line of Clouds they were flying above.
"TinMan What the hell are you doing get back up here!" Tex yelled at him.
*beep beep beep* a Red light just came up on Rochelle's screen. "Tex we gotta go after him he's malfunctioned!"
[shit] tex thought " where'd he go to?"
Rochelle quickly droped to mach 1 and turn towards a large black cloud reaching into the sky's. " this way follow me!"
Just as quick as she droped the others follow and accelerate up to catch her.
It only takes them a couple seconds to catch up to TinMan who is broadcasting another song Equinox by Skrillex. "TinMan what the hell?" asked Tex
"Tex what are you doin......." just as they entered the black cloud a huge BANG! was heard and everything went black.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
RainbowDash was clearing the clouds for the day when she saw a huge Black Cloud. " What the hay?" she said. [ who put this here?] she thought as she zoomed over to it to knock it out of the sky.
She was about halfway to the cloud when it emmitend a huge Blinding light that made her stop and cover her eyes with her hooves. [ what the hay is happening?] but when she looked back up at the cloud she could only see 4 black pegasi flying realy high up. "oh they're gonna get it, stealing my cloud."
Back to V Squad
Tex was recovering from what just happened and all 4 were slowing down to 100kms/h "what the hell" he said "TinMan what do you just do to us?"
TinMan had already turn the music off and was studying the area around looking for a solution to what just happened and cheaking all realative place or options on the internet. " i have no idea but i'm searching for a conclusion to what happened now. i cant connect to the weather station it seems to be block and so does everything else."
"HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN WHERE ARE WE!!!" Alex Yelled as loud as he could at them.
"Calm the Fuck Down Alex there has to be a reasonable solution to this, got any ideas rochelle?" tex said as he started to make a decent causing the rest to follow.
"um... we could be....." Rochelle started to say but TinMan interupted her.
"Sir my only possible conclusion is that we have been transported to another dimension or planet" TinMan Stated.
"oh great now we'll never get home!"
[oh great now we have to hear alex whine, wait whats that up ahead] Tex thought as they leveled out at 100 metres. " guys i think i see civilisation!"
Meanwhile a couple hundred metres behind them.
[what the hay are these things] RainbowDash thought as she followed them. [ they're definately not pegasi or any other type of pony so what could they be? they arent very fast.] Rainbow started to notice their destination and she started to freak out. [ oh no are they trying to attack ponyville!] she started to fly straight past them and into the library [ i better warn twilight, she knows what to do]
Back to V Squad
"Well mabye they're friendly?" rochelle asked.
"Mabye.. or they're monstrous aliens that want to eat us!!" Alex yelled
"yea or mabye they just want to tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Tex Yelled at Alex.
"geeze fine i wont say another word" alex said shutting off his transmitting signal so he could only hear them.
" Tex the village there looks old mabye we should pull up a little from it to charge our batteries for solar flight?" TinMan asked.
Now nearing the village tex decided to set down next to a huge tree so they could check out their surroundings and charge their batteries. But they didnt notice a small blue blur dash past them and into the tree.
A couple minutes before the team set down behind Twilights library.
Pinkie Pie was just walking along enjoying the day that she was going to spend with twilight, looking up into the sky see the bright and beutifull sun before her, just giggling for the fun of it when she started to hear the sound of Rainbow Dash when she flys realy fast. Pinkie looked fast twilights house to see 4 black metal things coming her way really fast.
Only one thing went through her head at that one time.. "MONSTER!!!!"
Everypony looked towards Pinkie and then screemed and ran inside they're houses and pinkie ran back to sugar cube corner to hide under a tray of cupcakes.
At this time Twilight and spike were staking the books that twilight read last night on the shelves. " Twilight where does this one go?" Spike said holding a book that had 'Time and all Spells Related'.
Twilight Blushed "oh.. i might have borrowed that from the Starswirled the bearded section in the Canterlot Library" she said while grabing it with her magic and levitaing it up stairs and into her room.
" oh ok twilight just remember to return it" spike said as her continued to stack the books.
Twilight was now walking upstairs following the book " i might just read it now spike, you can handle the stacking on your own right?" spike looked towards her and started to speak but twilight interupted him " good, i'll repay for somehow spike."
Spike huffed " how many times have i hear that before" he said as he started on stacking the books again.
Just when Twilight got upstairs RainbowDash Burst throught the door yelling her name her looking all around for her. Spike droped the two books he was about to put up on the shelf because four books had fallen off when Rainbow smashed the door open. " she's upstairs reading.." Spike said now annoyed he has to basicly start over again.
RainbowDash thanked hm and rushed upstairs to Twilight where she found her staring out her window, looking at the 4 huge metal things she was following. " Twilight!" she yelled.
This snapped twilight out of her trancelike state and she turned around to see who call her. " Rainbow what are you doing here?" she waited for rainbow to speak already fully knowing the awnser to the question.
" well i was flying around doing wheather duty when i saw this huge black cloud" rainbow drew a circle in the air with her hoof trying to detail how big it was. " and when i went to get rid of it there was a big flash and when i looked back it was gone. i looked around and saw what i though to be 4 black pegasi flying quite fast and when i went to confront them i saw those things" she pointed out the window at the huge metal objects. " i couldnt here them talking so i decided to hang back behind them and try to figure out what they were, but then i saw them heading towards ponyville and i flew
"ok everyone grab their pistol and keep your helmet on. we cant tell if we're in a breathable atmosphere" tex told his squad.
"actualy tex i'm picking up higher oxygen levels than the ship" TinMan Replied.
"oh.. well keep them on anyway we might just be attacked from the locals and we dont know what weapons they'll have" tex said as he started a shut down in the jet and started the elevator system in the seat to take him under the plane to get out.
"roger" Alex and Rochelle said doing the same keeping their helmets on.
"Tex what do you want me to do?" asked TinMan still searching his drive for any information on his surroundings.
"download yourself into out helmets and switch off all flight gear but keep searching for intel on this place." he replied while walking toward rochelle with Alex following close behind.
"yes sir, uploading to Heads up display drive 1" at this time all of their HUDs started to activate and show their vitals, spare ammo, GPS whereabouts ( which was out of range. of course) and any information that TinMan or HQ would want them to see.
Alex, Tex and Rochelle stood there in a triangle waiting for TinMan's quick download so they could carry on into the town.
In the Library
Twilight and RainbowDash Watched the three people get out of the jets and stand in a triangle. "what do you think they're doing?" Twilight asked RainbowDash who flew to the door.
" i dont know.. But i'm gonna find out!" after saying this she dashed out the door and down to the 3 people before Twilight could React [wait what did she just say?] Twilight then realised what dash said "oh horse apples!"
On the ground with Tex, Alex, Rochelle and TinMan
The Download was complete and Rochelle was doing a quick check on TinMan. "I told you i'm fine." he complained " i can take care of myself"
"of course you can because thats why you ran into that storm and through us all into another dimension" she said, now finishing her check. While those two were fighting Alex and Tex were staring up at the window twilight was looking out of.
"do you think someone lives in there?" Alex asked Tex who was interupted by a scream comming from Rochelle.
"Rochelle!!" they both yelled and turned around in unison to see a Rainbow maned Horse Standing on her saying something. Quickly Tex ran and tackle the Rainbow Horse and put his Pistol to its neck.
"What are you!!" he yelled at what he assumed to be a girl. "and why'd you attack my wingman!"
"i'm a woman te..." Rochelle was cut off by TinMan again.
" Tex dont hurt it we dont want to be monsters in their eyes." he said through his speakers.
"Let go of Me Freak!" Rainbow yelled stuggling under the weight of the Man on top over her. { <-- heh heh on top of.... wow i'm such a child}
"Stop struggling or i'll pull the trigger!" this threat made rainbow stop struggling and burst out in laughter.
"hahaha what are you gonna do? that thing looks like its designed to blow bubbles or somthing!" she started laughing even harder at her own joke. she started to get on tex's nerves.
"no but when i do pull it you wont be around to see what it does do" he said in a bit more of grim dark voice he wanted to, but it shut her up and she stoped moving. "good to see your not fighting. now are you gonna stop being agressive to us or will i have to tie you up?" he said in hope that she wont get up and flatten one of them again.
"i..." rainbow said before tex was surrounded by a purple aura, lifted up and slammed against the tree truck with the others.
"stop this right now!" Twilight yelled out at the top of her lungs to the 4 of them. "no more fighting, can we please talk peacefully!" she said earning moans from the 3 people on the trunk.
"i'll talk peacefully" TinMan said through speakers turning his forward lights on and off as he spoke.
twilight frowned thinking that one of them haddn't come out of the hunk of metal. " then step out of.. whatever that thing is!" in saying this she earned herself some chuckling from the 3 pinned to the tree.
RainbowDash jumped up on her legs and flew up to them. "and whats so funny to you three!" she asked them trying to defend twilight.
"its just that...." Alex started but cracked up in laughter so TinMan Decided to finish it for him.
"what he's trying to say is that i'm not human." he stated with less than minimal sucsess.
Twilight and Dash both frowned and turned to TinMan " whats a human?" they asked in unison.
"Oh My god.... IDEA!!" Rochelle Yelled out.
"Rarity?" Twilight asked snaping her head towards rochelle.
"whats your idea Rochelle?" Tex asked.
Rochelle snapped her head towards Twilight and Said " first off i'm not whoever you said and second." she looked towards TinMan. "TinMan i need you to look for a search for a show on Television that has horses and no humans."
TinMan replied with a quick confermation through their helmets and set out to his work, while Twilight and Rainbow looked at eachother. Rainbow looked back at Rochelle. "a telewhatnow?"
"i beleive she said Television Rainbow and with that, what is a television?" Twilight asked her curiosity now peaked.
"WOW this is realy weird, do you guys even have alcohol?" Alex asked nervously waiting on the awnser.
"Alcawhatnow?" Dash said extremely confused by what is happening so quickly around her.
" he said alcohol and i'd like to be put down right now mrs horse" Rochelle said to the flying horse infront of her. she stopped glowing purple and hit the ground hard as did the others.
" fine you can sit down and we're ponies not horse's" Twilight said.
"Thats It!!" TinMan yelled through the speakers "i know where we are Tex!"
"where!" Tex yelled to TinMan " where the hell are we and how the hell do you know we're there!"
"we're in a cartoon designed for little children tex" TinMan said to tex, TinMan just found a source that match everything he was seeing and it had been a children's cartoon, what a guess.
Alex felt like he was going to go crazy at any moment. " wha.. no.. no alcohol?"
"oh shut your trap Alex" Rochelle said.
"ok guys we need think this through" Tex said as he got up. "i'm guessing because its a children's cartoon it wont have violence so put your guns away." they all put their guns away.
Rainbow Dash flew down to them "now that we're done with that, What are you doing here!" she asked proding Tex in the stochmach.
"Rainbow!" Twilight yelled to her friend " mabye we should wait for the Princess."
"Celestia?" TinMan asked the purple mare
"yes" Twilight replied " the ruler of Equestria."
"that confirms it, we're in My Little Pony." TinMan said to the squad.
"wait twilight" Rainbow said flying back down to her friend and looking her in the eyes " when did you let the Princess know"
" i sent her a message when you flew out my door. she said she'd get princess luna and be here in about..." and suddenly a bright flash of light appeared. " oh Princess your..." when the light faded there was a Man with a short hair cut and a mustouche kind of like hitler's and he was holding a MP-44, he was wearing a green/gray uniform and had a Nazi Symbol on his left arm.
"Ah Hitler!" Alex yelled and pulled his pistol and shot the man in the head. the man colapsed onto the ground scaring the two mares near him. they both let out girlish screams and were hugging eachother. {tight}
"wwww... why did you kill that thing" Twilight said stuttering almost each word. Alex only looked at her and said.
"lets just say he's not friendly."
"and you are?" Rainbow asked him.
Tex started shaking his head. " we wont do that to you if thats what you were wondering."
The two mares sighed and loosen their grip on each other. then another bright light came. and this time all the squad except TinMan, who is a Machine, Drew their sidearms to get ready for another Nazi but instead when the light faded a tall white horse stepped out with another slightly smaller dark blue horse.
princess Luna's Study 3 mins ago.
Luna was sitting there reading up on the discoveries of the new age when her sister Princess Celestia Busted throught the door. "WHAT ART THOU.. i mean, what are you doing here Sister?" she asked Celestia.
Celestia didnt bothing walking over to her sister but stayed at the door. " Sister i need you to come with me, my student twilight sparkle has found some of what i think by her description are Minotour war planes" Luna Gulped.
"but.. they havent been around for thousands of years, since the..." Luna Gulped remembering what she thought was long forgotten " Three horned wars"
Celestia Nodded " i see you've studdied up on what you missed these 1000 years, now come on knowing twilight she would make contact and if they are Minotour Planes then..." Celestia paused and looked away.." i dont want anything to happen to her."
Luna got up and walked over to her sister, " its ok, come on lets go now."
the princess looked at her sister in disbeleif, " we have to get the guards first, we cant be in public without at least two royal guards.."
"Tia...." Luna was about to tell her sis how silly she was sounding when Celestia Interupted her.
"no buts Luna its the law."
"hmpf.... you know what tia..." celestia started to walk out of the study but stopped to look back at her sister..
"what?" right then luna's horn glowed blue and there was a bright flash.. and when the flash cleared they were standing behind Twilight's house. " LUNA!" Celestia yelled at her sister which made everyone flinch and take a step away from the pair of alicorns.
Luna was giggling at her sisters little out burst infront of her star pupil and the others. "yes Tia."
"your gonna get a serious talking to when we get back missy." she said ..
Luna stopped giggling and put on a sad face.. " yes mom" but then started giggling again straight after.
Celestia was now looking at her pupil and her friend. "hello Twilight and rainbow dash." she nodded to the respective mares. then looked at the plane. [ hm... this is too high tech for Minotours... mabye the diamond dogs go somepony to make these for them.]
While her sister was thinking Luna troted over to the people standing with their pistols now withdrawn. " now what do we have here. your not minotours so what are you?" she was looking them up and down waiting for her awnser.
"err... well.. we are hu..." Rochelle started saying but was interupted by TinMan who had just finished analysing all the information he had on this world faster than the fastest computer or scientist could.
"ah Princess Luna i believe." he said out of Tex's helmet.
Luna looked at tex.. "yes. that is i, but who are you?" she asked Tex, but tex just shook his head.
"i didnt say that.. but my name's tex.." he said.
"then who did say that?" she said eyeing the other two. all of the people then pointed towards one of the planes Celestia was staring at. "is somepony still in there?" she said while walking up to the TinMan.
The Cockpit elevatior started and came down to reveal an empty seat that had a sphere infront of it with a Circle in the middle and a red line through the centre of the black Circle. " i believe i said that.." the Sphere glowed a white light and the red line through the circle waved around as TinMan spoke.
End Chapter 3
Ok guys just putting it out there TinMan is a bit more modified than the Movie's so it may be alot different, and i'd like to ask.. would you like me to put out a chapter a day, which would only be 500 - 1000 most, or do you want me to get you more words in the chapters.. mabye like 2000 - 3000 words to make it more interesting...
anyway hope you guys like this and i'm sorry for not having cover art.. i'm working on it straight after i finish writing this sentence. and yes i am doing it myself.
"i believe i said that.." TinMan said to Princess Luna..
Luna Stared at the Metal Sphere and didnt move until her sister started talking. "then may i ask you what you are? and who you are allied with?" she asked startling Twilight..[ what is the princess talking about?] she thought.
"I am EDI a UCAV but i was nicknamed TinMan from my first team.. other than that i dont know what you mean by this alligence but i'm to do what i'm asked by Tex unless i feel otherwise."
"you never do what your told.." Tex said to EDI.
"True... but we always get the job done." he replied.
Princess Luna was stunned by this new creature... "so does that mean you." she pointed at the 3 people standing near the tree. " are all.. UCAV children?" she asked.
The three just stared for a moment then cracked up and started laughing harder then they ever have before in their lives and Alex even fell on the ground. "omg.... you think.... that...." Alex tried to say between laughing like a maniac.
Luna was a little taken back from this and Celestia was just outraged that they were laughing at her sister like that. "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" she yelled at them in her long forgotten Royal Voice that sounded twice at louder than luna's to the two Mares who looked on aimlessly.
The Wave of Sound pushed the 3 so hard the two still standing hit their heads on the tree and were knocked out on contact. But Alex was on the ground and wasnt effected by the Sound wave as much as the other but was still sent flying towards the wall crying out in pain as his shoulder connected with the wall. " Ow what the FUCK!" he yelled.
"Stop Laughing and awnser these questions.. what are you, who are you and why are you here!" Celestia Yelled in a lower voice but it still sounded pretty Pissed.
"Fine... Fine... Fine... just dont yell at me like that again... Please" he groaned. after about 2 minutes of groaning he sat up and started to awnser the princess's Questions.
"ok first i am a human. Second... i am Alex Herisan and third... i guess i was thrown into a storm by TinMan over there and when i got out of it i was here."
"then what about those two?" Luna Asked..
"i was following them.."
"What Relations do you have with the Minotours?" Princess Celestia Asked..
"Minotours?? i dont know any even existed.." he said..
"thats a lie!" she yelled "How else would you get a flying contraption like those?" she pointed at the Jets.
"um.. the army.." he said matter a factly.
Luna and Celestia Gasped. "The Minotours have an army!?" Luna Said. "but that means.."
"that their planing on making another assult on Equestria.." Celestia finished for her sister.
This news was shocking for the Unicorn and Pegasus just siting there listening in on this conversation. one because twilight has never heard of many wars in equestrian history especialy ones with mintours.
The Pilot just sat there Facepalming. " no the US army.." this stopped the pair of alicorns from panicking any furthur.
"U..S?" Celestia asked. "where in Equestria is that?"
TinMan awnsered this one for Alex " well it isn't.." but before he could finish his sentence there was a faint soaring sound that the ponies and UCAV could hear but was unheard by Alex.
the sound was slowly growing louder. " That sounds like a F - 180.." TinMan said.
Luna was puzzled by this question.. "whats that EDI?"
" its a old model of jet.. about 20 years behind me but still very devistating in battle, not very manuver......" before he could finish the roaring grew louder and the F - 180 was in view flying directly at them..
(listen to Back in Black by ACDC if you have it)
"oh no thats a minotour plane." Celestia said jumping infront of everyone. " get behind me i'll take care of...." she didnt finish her sentence because the plane had open fired peircing Celestia with 55. cal bullets. {<-- i'll correct any information later if i get it wrong..}
" Get down!" TinMan yelled at them as he hovered up to 20 metres and switched to flight mode and sped towards the enemy jet.
TinMan picked up Speed untill he was traveling at 200 Kmph and the Minotour Jet shot a Missle toward the Ucav then veered up to a 35 degree angle.. "too easy.." TinMan said through tex's helmet who was only now regaining consiousness..
the missle seemed to be tracking the UCAV and TinMan took advantage of that by flying at a 65 degree angle up doubling his speed and making it past Mach 1 in a matter of seconds sending a sound wave back at the group.
As TinMan angled up he past the missle and it turned to follow him.. he was geting close to the unsuspecting Jet and the missle was a couple seconds behind the UCAV. they were getting so close they could almost crash making all the Ponies (except luna who was tending to her now already recovering sister) onlooking worry that this was the end of it for EDI, but the humans watching new better. [whats that son ofa bitch up to?] Alex thought.
EDI was on the jet now and past it.. the Minotour veared down a bit and barly missed the UCAV but he forgot about his missle that was now tracking him.. Bang!! there was a huge explosion destroying the enemy plane sending scrap metal flying everywhere... "that was close wasnt it guys" EDI said to them through tex's helmet as he set slowed down to 160kmph to turn around and speed back reaching mach 2 before he had to slow down again to land.
as he landed the sound wave caught up with him and he smashed alex back into the tree he was just leaning onto.. knocking him out and blowing Rainbow dash 20 metres into the air because she had her wings out streched when the wave got them..
when she got back down... " THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" she yelled "i've never seen anypony fly that fast.. heh.. except me that is." she boasted. EDI was gonna get an earfull from tex once he finaly gets a hold on what he just did.
End Chapter 4
Well there we go.. i'd like to say that i dont know if all that stuff about the F - 180 was completely true but i'm going to search it up and check later.. i didnt then becuase i wanted to get this chapter out... oh well i guess i'll be having a little rewrite soon.. hope you enjoyed and the next chapter will be a little boring with mostly just explanation sequences in there, as they all do. i'll do my best to skip as much as i can so i can get back to writing these action sequences ( My Favourite times.) ok cya guys later.
"That was AWESOME!" Rainbow yelled at the Ucav who was now on solar recharge and opening the elevator so his head {what else do i call it? suggestions?} was visible to the small group of humans and ponies.
Tex got up and walked over to EDI "Damn it TinMan what have you done already." he said as he kicked the bottom of the cockpit " we cant afford to go showing off, i saw you use some of the only fuel we're geting probably forever and you know how much solar power sucks."
EDI sighed, he knew it was true and he hated being wrong. " yea i kn.." before he could finish he was interupted by a certain rainbow maned pegasus.
"How'd you fly that fast?!"
"humgh... i was tal.." he tried to say before being interupted again.
"i mean your just a hugh peice of metal with fire coming out the back and you can fly faster than most pegasi. whats with that!?"
By this time alex was awake and rochelle was sitting down next to him. "i like that pony.." she wispered to Alex. enjoying the UCAV's suffering.
"most pegasi? i think i jus.." EDI was saying..
"Now you were not just about to tell me that you can fly faster than anypony, because that thats my job.." Rainbow boasted thinking that she was still faster than the huge metal jet.
This confused twilight.. "But Rainbow i thought you were a weather pegasus?" she said causing rainbow to facehoof.
It was at this time two of the elements showed up. "what in tarnation is go'in on here" {excuss me for applejack}
all of the group turned towards the source of the noise and saw two ponies. one earth ponie with a orange coat and a unicorn with a white coat. "what monstrosity is this!!" Rarity yelled as she looked at tex's flight suit.
Tex took a step back as the pony yelled at him.. "what?"
Rarity cantered over to Tex scaning him up and down. " look at your clothes..." she said as she started circling him.. " they look more plain than applejacks work duds..." she said finishing the circle and stopping in front of him..
"Hey!" applejack yelled to rarity..
Twilight was starting to get irratated at this point and steped in.. "Alright everypony please settle down and we'll take this inside so we can talk like civil ponies.. please!" she yelled to the group, and everyone standing took a step away from her.. except rarity who jumped into the air..
"good plan miss sparkle." EDI said..
twilight turned to face him.. "how do you know my name?" she asked..
"i'll explain when we get inside.." he replied..
"but how are you going to get inside?" Luna asked the UCAV.
"short version is that i can see and here everything from the squads helmets as long as they're are within 1km of the me.."
"oh.." Luna said as they all began their journy inside...
Ok guys i'm exctremly sorry for not geting any chapters out these last couple days and then only getting a 500 - 600 word chapter done today.. i could say writers block.. but its simply because i have gotten modern warfare 1 out again and have found an awesome zombie mod that i've been playing with friends. if your wonder why i'm playing MW1 instead of MW3/Blackopps, well mainly i cant play either of them on my laptop and i dont have internet connection on my computer... so its kindof my only choice.. but it has MEDICS!!!! with med packs so i dont mind... anyway enough chit chat from me.. i need to learn how to learn how to play this new instrument and write this next chapter which is gonna add up to 5k words so i'll see you guys soon..
All of the squad and all of the ponies had gotten into Twilights library where they had all taken a seat except the princesses who decided to stand. The squad members sat along the wall and 3 of the elements sat on a couch with rainbow hovering next to them. “so.” Twilight said trying to break the silence they were all in. There was a couple more seconds of silence until. “Penguinbreakstheice!” Alex yelled out. Tex leaned over past Rochelle and puched Alex in the arm. “ow.. what was that for?” Alex asked. Tex shrugged “I wanted to.” He said “and you really need to stop being such a bloody little sh..” “Alright guys!!” Rochelle yelled at them before Tex turned this into a fight.. “I cant believe we could be on the same team.” Silence again.. “So..” EDI started speaking through Tex’s helmet “I believe I owe you mares an explanation..” Celestia nodded.. “yes I believe you do.” Tex was confused. “how are you even standing I thought you were gunned down by that minotaur?” “yes I was.. gunned did you say . but I am a Alicorn and we regenerate much faster than the normal ponies do, if you didn’t know we are also immortal..” Celestia replied. “oh…” There was some more silence and Rainbow stoped hovering and leaned on the couch. “So, What are you?” Twilight Asked “ I believe we already went through this but..” EDI then Described the human race as indepth as Wikipedia would let him.. He even described how he knew about the ponies. “so we’re just some play to you??” Rarity asked. “no no no Cartoon.” EDI said still talking through Tex’s helmet. “Its different.” “Oh... Ok” she said... “Well it seems to be getting late..” Luna said as she came down stairs from raising the moon. Celestia nodded “ I agree sister.. twilight. Would you be able to house our guests in this library?” “Well..” Twilight said. Still staring at Tex’s helmet. She snapped out of it and looked over to the princess “I only have one bed so unless 2 of them sleep in it and the other sleeps on the couch than no..” “ah can have one of’ve them thar humans back on mah farm.” Apple jack said. Celestia nodded. “ can anypony else house another one of the humans?” Rainbow dash nodded “yea I can but I live in the clouds and I don’t think you guys can walk on or fly up to them.” Rarity sighed “ I guess I must house one of you.” “very enthusiastic” Alex whispered to Rochelle, who than punched him in the crouch. “oh shit!” he yelled as he grabbed his crouch and rolled around the floor curled up in a ball groaning. Tex chuckled. “ I guess he’s staying here.” “agreed” Alex said through gritted teeth.. “you are a violent bunch aren’t thou” luna said.. “he deserves it.. don’t you Alex” Rochelle said as Alex slowly stopped rolling and shook his head. “anyway… SHOTGUN RARITY!” she yelled.. Tex just looked at the now standing Rochelle and shook his head. “ do I care? I’d rather a.. farm did you say applejack?” “yessir” she replied. EDI was slightly irritated about this.. “ I’d rather stay with Vinyl Scratch…” everyone just stared at Tex.. “but I don’t think theres really much option is there?” at this Tex took off his Helmet. He looked in his 20’s with black hair, blue eyes and a slightly rounder face than most people would normaly have.. He looked into his Helmet’s (or EDI’s) Visor and said.. “if someone will take you there I don’t care if you go, just don’t break yourself, and keep your radar up for any more of those minotaur. “ok sure” his voice went a slight bit higher, signalling he was happy to hear the news. “Princess Celestia would I be able to go to DJ-PON3’s house and stay there?” he asked the princess and Tex turned him to face her.. “ I could arrange that but there is one problem..” her horn lit up and in the middle of the group a duplicate Helmet was made.. but this one was more the shape of a pony’s head with the ears coming out the top and a short black mane appearing. Everyone but Twilight and the Princesses gasped. Then a neck of grew out of the base of the helmet along with the rest of a pony’s body. Soon there was a grey Pegasus with a short spikey tail, and the Helmet had morphed into a Stallions face. {bad description sorry.}
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“now mr TinMan can you try take control of our young stallion friend here.” Celestia said after she finished the spell. Tex had turned EDI so he could look at the Stallion who just stood there wings unfurled eyes unblinking. “ urr I cant take control of just anything Princess but I’ll try” EDI tried to look for a wireless signel and he found an identical one to that of Tex’s helmet coming from the Stallion. He set the download on him and a green bar with a percentage continued along the Pony’s wing before it hit 100 and the pony fell to the ground. “ok well how do you control a pony” the Stallion Spoke as it struggled to stand. “woah what just happened princess?” Twilight said. “I created a copy of Mr Tex’s Helmet and transformed it into a Pony body which Mr TinMan is now controlling.” Celestia Explained. EDI was now able to stand on his own and was looking at himself through tex’s helmet but he was also looking at the helmet through his new body. “ woah…. Facial Features.” End Chapter 5 Part 2 KK I think I just confused myself right there and then.. I have no idea what I did but I know what my Cover Art is going to be and I’ll do it after school tomorrow. Few things, thank you Mr. (searching up name) CaptRicoSakara for getting me up and running for this chapter.. sorry but the 5k chapter isn’t going up because if I tried for that It would result in me giving up on the whole story so.. QUESTION TIME… what do you think EDI is going to do with Vinyl Scratch? ( yes I spoilered that he’s going to her house its pretty obvious but anyways.)
“woah.. facial Features” EDI Said as he twisted and turned his face.. smiled and frowned, licked his lips and spat on his hoof? “ew..” everyone said as they saw this, even Alex who was sprawling on the floor. Realisation hit EDI “oh… opps. Got a bit to carried away sorry.” He said wiping the spit into his mane. Without all four of his hooves on the ground he stumbled forward. “well now that that’s all sorted I guess we should be GOING NOW” Luna spoke giving emphasis on the last two word. Celestia Sighed. “ ok Luna you can go.. I’m sorry for keeping you up all day.” Luna nodded and said her goodbyes before teleporting off to Canterlot where she could sleep. “ now as for the rest of you.” She said eyeing each of the humans. “ I think you should all get some rest at each of your new respective houses.” Rochelle looked up to the Princess and then over to Rarity “ Sounds like and idea, lets go .. Appl?” “Rarity Daring, my name is Rarity.” She butted in. The two got up from where they sat , said their goodbyes and walked out of Twilights Library on the route for the Carousel Boutique. “so Celestia am I going to Vinyls or do I just wonder for a while until sunrise?” EDI asked. Celestia Nodded “ well yes you will go to Vinyls but first we need to find you a suitable name, EDI or TinMan will not do around here, for a Pony at least.” “but aren’t we using our name Celestia?” Tex Asked and Celestia Nodded in return. “then whats wrong about EDI using.. well EDI?” “well it’s the same as if you called yourself GumDrop Riddles in your world would that not sound weird.” “well yea.. Ok whatever” Tex said. “ok well what name could I have then?” EDI asked. “well what things from your world do you like?” Celestia asked. “oo Night Rider.” EDI said. “try Stealth Rider TinMan makes more sense in their weird world.” Alex said as he sat up on the floor. EDI raised an eyebrow, at least he thought he did he actualy just lifted his whole face up a bit. “ and when did you become an expert on the subject?” “since I’ve been lying here on the ground for the past 10ish minutes reading book titles. DUH.” Alex Replied. Applejack yawned “ oh pardan me I think its best that me ‘n’ Texter thar should be heading over to the farm before I fall asleep on ya Princess.” “good Idea” Tex Agreed. After sorting EDI’s name out to be ‘Stealth Rider’ the human and the Element of Honesty walked back to the Apple family’s farm house. “well Mr Rider I guess its about time we headed over to Ms Scratchs house don’t you think?” Celestia started to walk out the door. “its was nice seeing you again twilight and rainbow dash and nice meeting you Mr Alex.” Everyone said goodbyes to the pair as they walked out. “I might copy the rest and get out CYA Twi!” Rainbow said as she sped out of the room at high speeds. “hmm ya rainbow.. anyway I guess we should probably get some rest, hey Alex?” Alex looked up at twilight and winced when he moved to fast. “yea twilight?” “do you think you could walk down stairs?” she asked. “not with what Rochelle did to me… I’ll just sleep on this floor for tonight, my helmet is cushioned and my suit is pretty warm.” He started to lie down and curl into a ball again. “oh ok well… goodnight then.” End Chapter 6 Part 1 (Alex’s Night)
Ok just to put this last bit on.. I’ve finished the cover art and it should be up around the time I post this and this Chapter will be put into 5 parts Alex’s, Rochelle’s, Tex’s, Stealth Rider’s (formally known as EDI) and Rainbow Dash’s. so have fun. PS: I’m also considering doing it so you can follow your favourite if you like and it will play out from each of their perspectives. But it will then give less time if you don’t want all their perspectives. So I’ll just stick with this for now. Constructive Criticism would be nice and even if you think its bad because of one tiny thing.. please tell me so I can either improve it or do something different. Amen Coco “Amen is for Jesus” “good now they both know what to get me :) ^ if you get this you are awesome..
Stealth Rider has been walking through town with Celestia for a while now and doesn’t even know if they’re going in the right direction. “out of all of the episodes you’d think they’d actually have vinyl on for more than 1.986 seconds..” he mumbled as they passed sugarcube corner. Celestia pretended not to her him. Stealth saw a pink blue out of the corner of his eye and slowly tuned around to see a pink mare with a cotton candy (mane cut?) She jumped towards him saying “hii’mpinkiepieandisawyouwalkingthroughtownwiththeprincessandihadthisssparecupcakesoithoughtyoumightlikeitso..” she sucked in a huge breath. “here you go.” She said letting out all her air and reaching her hoof out with the cupcake balancing on it. “um…” Stealth said as he tried to process this from half a mile away. Celestia looked back at the two when she finally noticed Stealth wasn’t walking beside her. “ hello Pinkie Pie its nice to meet you but I must get Mr Rider here to Ms Scratch’s house, would you know the way?” Pinkie dropped the cupcake and started bouncing all around the two yelling “ I know the way I know the way cause I know where everypony lives, EVERYPONY!!” Stealth put his cuffed his ears onto his head to block out the sound and so did Celestia. “ well Pinkie could you please guide us.” The Princess asked the earth pony. Pinkie Nodded furiously as she was jumping up and down and pointed almost randomly 3 houses down from Sugarcube corner. “ there it is!!” she yelled throwing her head back. “ I Win! Can we play another game?” she asked. Celestia looked over at the house and back to Pinkie. “ I know a game pinkie.” Pinkie stopped bouncing and looked over to the Princess. “ ooh is it Uno I Love Uno!!” she yelled into the night sky. Celestia looked at the madmare. “ um no its not.. Uno, its call Bed Time.” She said Pinkie Pie looked at the ground. “already? But its only, 6.. 7… 8.. NIGHT TIME!” “but that’s bed time. Urgh.. time Ms Pie.” Stealth said as he walked over to the mare. “oh ok.. see you guys after the game!” she said and then jumped into the air and seemingly disappeared, until a light flicked on and off in one of the upper rooms of Sugercube corner. A couple minutes pasted and the two just stood there silently until Celestia broke the ice. “your not confused? Or even worried about her health?” she asked Stealth. Stealth frowned, “ I thought I explained that I know most things about this world.” He said. Celestia nodded “ that you did but it still confuses me how you can be so calm when something like that happens.” “I may have emotions but I’m still machine and I can do what I will with my new body and I chose to not freak out.” He looked at the ground. “ that and I was thinking of something.” Celestia raised an eyebrow “about what?” she asked. “um..” he said. [should I tell her about fanfiction?] he thought. “nothing you should concern you mind with.” He replied. “ok then, we should get over to Ms Scratch’s house now.” She said. “agreed I cant wait to see her in person, even though I’ve only idolised her for.. 4.96784329671 hours..” Celestia frowned then shrugged it off. The two walked over to a light brown/yellow house with a light wooden brown roof. {probably made of wood just shows you how imaginative I am.} The plants out the front were dead and the mail box was stuffed with mail that wasn’t even addressed to this house. There was also a slight stench coming from inside the house, and being only knew to this idea of smelling things Stealth almost puked at the first waft of it. “Shutting down sense 4 ‘Smell’” an automated voice said. “what was that Rider?” Celestia asked him. “oh nothing just some safety precautions for when that door opens.” He said. Celestia nodded in agreement because she knew what he could do with his new body. {she made it her rules!} As they reached the door Stealth stopped and Celestia walked all the way up to the door and knocked. *knock knock knock* “eurhhh go away I’m trying to sleep!” someone yelled from upstairs, presumably Vinyl herself. Celestia frowned, “ bit rude its not even really that late.” She said to Stealth then looked up at the second floor “ its Princess Celestia! Ms Scratch I’d like to speak to you with important business.” She yelled up to her. A brief “oh horse apples” was heard and the rush of hooves trotting across wooden floorboards coming closer and closer until. *SLAM* “Oh BUCK!” The Door Glowed a light blue colour and swung open to reveal a white mare with a long spiky mane almost like Stealth’s but a blue and (black?) colour. {research needed, GO EDITOR!} The mare bowed “ I’m sorry for not coming quicker your majesty I should’ve known it was you.” She said. “that’s quite alright Ms Scratch, its not everynight I visit ponyville.” The princess replied. “woah.. Scratch..” Stealth mumbled. Vinyl got up and asked “ what is it you want from me Princess?” “well as you can see my friend here..” she motioned towards Stealth who waved slightly with his hoof. “he’s been brought here under interesting circumstances along with 3 friends of his and we’re finding places for them to live and we were wondering if you had a place for him?” “well.. I have a mattress Octavia used last time we had a sleep over so you could sleep on that.” Vinyl awnsered. “cool I’m fine with that.” Stealth said. Celestia looked at him and then back to Vinyl “ ok well I trust you can explain the situation to Ms Scratch when you feel comfortable, Mr Rider.” Stealth nodded still staring at Scratch who was now staring back. “with that I guess I’ll see you two ponies later I need some sleep, goodnight.” Celestia said before a bright flash and she was gone. Vinyl looked at Stealth, “are you gonna stop gawking at me and coming in?” she said steping aside so he could walk through. He shook his head, “I was not gawking I was lost in though..” he said as he accepted the invite and walked into the house. Inside the house were music instruments of all shapes and sizes and equipment pilling up to the celling. Stealth was looking around at all the musical equiptment and Vinyl saw him doing so. “sorry I’m overstocked at the store.. not many ponies play so I bring it here for friends to use when they come over.” She said. “that’s alright, I absolutely love music so I couldn’t be happier.” Stealth replied. “hmm.. sounds like you’ll be right at home here then, this place was built for music and I’ve made some of my best songs in here.” “sorry but I don’t think your best songs will match against my favourites.” Stealth said Grinning from ear to ear. “Mabye but now we sleep I’m to tired to talk much longer.” {because I’m to tired to type much longer} “ok Vinyl, my names Stealth Rider by the way.” He said. “cool you already know mine so I’ll see you in the morning” she said as she walked upstairs. Stealth walked over to what looked to be the lounge room. [ oh please let the mattress be here. Curse me for not asking her first.] Lucky for him it was and he went over and sat down and set his battery on hibernate only to wake him if he senses movement in a 5metre radius of his pony body or another object moving faster than 100kmph. Ok guys we have finished this one I am so tired, cover art needs to be smaller. I made it background size for no reason what so ever.. I’m getting a editor :) fun times ahead for us. Random Quote: I’M SO FUCKING TIRED : by CoconutSwirl
Applejack and Tex had been walking towards the Farm in silence until Applejack decided to speak up “well. This heres been a big day for ya’r hasn’t it sugarcube?” “Yes I guess it has been quite a long day. “ Tex replied to the orange pony. “ya’ll got a family back in ya’ll world.” She asked. “no the only family I have is the squad and I’m the only family they have, its why we all signed up for what they called a suicide mission.” He said.
“Suicide.. Now why would ya’ll sign up for somethin’ named somthin’ like that?” the young apple mare half yelled at half asked the fighter pilot. “because none of us had anything else to do and we didn’t have any friends or family, so we just went for it, and there was a shit load of money in it if we survived.” He explained. “oh..” she sighed. They were nearing the white gates of sweet apple acres and they were already surrounded by apple trees. As they approached the white sign applejack said. “ now heres sweet apple acres, biggest apple farm in all’o equestria ah reckon.” Tex whistled and walked through the gate and up the path following applejack. As they approached the barn (house???) applejack stopped 3 metres away from the door. “ ok ya’ll gotta be quite granny smith’ll be asleep by now but big mac should be awake and I’ll introduce ya’ll to him.” She said and tex replied with a swift nod of the head. They walked in to see an old wrinkly pony sitting in a rocking chair, to which applejack quickly cantered past and motioned Tex to follow. They passed what seem to be a dining room and entered the kitchen to see a big red pony who looked like the equivalent to a tractor, but with half the size. “Ya’ll late home again sis.” He said eyeing the visitor his sister brought home with her. “I’ma mighty sorry big mac, but pinkie pie did a monster on them townsfolk and when I went to see what was happenin’ the princesses showed up.” She said walking over to her brother. “ his names Tex he’s not from equestrian or our world at all and we’re going to housing him for a bit.” “hmmmmh” he replied whilst simultaneously eyeing Tex up and down. “so big mac this is Tex and Tex this here’ is big macintosh.” She introduced the two. “howdy…” they both mumbled. Awkward silence follow and for a few minutes no one said anything until applejack whispered to her brother “ go grab a matress for our guest n show him where he’ll be sleeping I’ll quickly make us sum, dinner and get us to bed after that , hm?” she asked him “Eeyup.” He replied as he went to go grab a matress and blankets to take them to the guest room. “Um.. whats big mac doing?” Tex asked. “he’s grabbing you a place to sleep for tonight I’ma gonna make us sum dinner.” She said. “prefer pie or salad?” she asked. Tex looked at her, “first how is salad a dinner recipe? And second, I prefer Steak.” he said. She looked up at Tex “What in tarnation is Steak?” Tex cocked his head to the side in confusion. “ Its Cow. How can you not know that?” Applejacks face whitened and she slowly backed away from the human. “ you’re a” she gulped down the stone in her throat so she could speak the last word. “meateater.” “no I’m not a meat eater.” Applejack eased up a bit and started to gain some colour back in her face. “ I’m an omnivore which means I can eat both vege’s and meat if I so choose.” After that the mare lost all her colour again. “yyyyyour not ggggonna eat me are ya now?” she asked. Tex frowned, then burst out laughing. “ahhahah you thought hahahah I was ahahah gonna hahah” he fell onto the ground laughing his head off. Applejack just stood there only partially white now, she still looked like rarity with blond hair.
After about 2 Minutes of rolling around laughing his head off Tex slowly got up again still chuckling to himself at what she thought. “well?” she asked him. He looked at he and frowned, “wait your serious aren’t you.” He said looking her in the eye, and she nodded back to him. “well then, no I wasn’t planning on eating you and I’m not going to.” Applejack sighed and all of her colour started to return until “ I tried horse and it tasted like rubber.” And right then and there applejack fainted. About 2 minutes of Tex trying to wake her up Big Macintosh walked back in and Confronted Tex, Tex explained what happened and by the time he finished his explanation Applejack had come round, but before he could talk to her, big mac told him to go sleep and talk to her in the morning. “Fine.” He said.
Ok quick episode there but I’d like to say that , my editor is being traded and he’s making a series laughing at my mistakes, and making people listen to him, he can have funs with that and I’ll continue to make these hilarious mistakes. Well next chapter will come out soon mostlikly tomorrow. and dont forget to like this story if you... like it? yea i think thats it. - CoconutSwirl Signing off? Out? IDFK!
Start Chapter 6 part 4 (Rochelle's Night) After Rarity and Rochelle had left the library they walked in relative silence until, they entered rarity’s boutique. As they walked through the doors Rarity’s Fashionista side took over. “So Darling why are you wearing such dreadful clothing?” She asked .
Rochelle shut the door behind her as she got In and leaned back onto it. “you don’t like my flight suit?” She said.
Rarity walked over to a (maneaquin?) and simultaneously lit up the room with her magic. “No Darling I think its disrespectful to even bring that in here, its so dull and lifeless.” She explained.
Rochelle got up and walked over to the couch and lay down closing her eyes. “well this is my favourite piece of clothing so if you have a problem go take it up with the US Marines.”
Rarity mumbled something under her breath and stayed up the rest of the night to finish a dress she was supposed to make by noon the following day.
End Chapter 6 Part 4 (Rochelle’s Night) Sorry for that extremely short chapter but this next one which I will post at the same time will be exciting and fun I hope.
Rainbow Dash was in no hurry to get home once she left Twilight’s library, she could normally get there in 10 seconds flat, but she had no need and instead decided to fly peacefully in the night sky.
[ ah tonight is a good night.] she thought as she came to a stop lying on a cloud above the edge of Ponyville. Rainbow didn’t normally like viewing the nights sky but she just felt like it tonight so she went with it. She’d seen twilight looking at stars and thought that it might just be worthwhile to have a look as well. Although not as spectacular as the meteor shower that they had witnessed on the night twilight adopted Owlicious but still, it beat the boring daytime any night.
After about ten minutes of thinking and staring she decided to fly home, her reasoning behind this was that she was tired. {Rainbow: well durr| Author: I’m trying to write here rainbow.. | Rainbow: ok Mr egghead.. | Author: anyways.}
As she made her way to her home she heard this noise, kindof like the one the minotour plane made. Being the {stuborn prick... i mean } amazing mare she is she slowed up and looked over to her right to see a small black dot quickly approaching her. [ oh this guy is asking for it.]
She flew as fast as she could at that point in time, towards that black dot and it grew larger and she could see that it was covered it aluminium foil for some weird reason. *bang bang bang bang*
Shots rang out as the plane grew closer and bullets flew throught the air all of them missing the small Pegasus . “hah you missed!” she yelled at the plane as it passed her and she turned around to follow it.
By the time she had gotten to catch up to it another had come up from behind and open fired on her. This time most of the bullets hit her and several piercing her wing feathers. She started to fall barely conscious.
She fell for what felt like a millennia and she thought that the pain would be there forever and she would just keep falling. But eventualy she slammed into the ground creating a crater about as big a one of the Human’s jets.
She managed to open her eye and she could feel the warm ground underneath her. She tried to get up but fell back down as the pain and the dizziness hit her “arrrrghhh” she groaned. she felt water. [ I don’t remember falling into a puddle] she thought. But realisation suddenly took hold of her as the water pooled around her and she realised it wasn’t water. But Blood.
That was the last thing she thought before she succumbed to the darkness that promised her releif.
End Chapter 6 Part 5 (Rainbow’s Flight)
PS: well that was a bit less awesome then it should’ve been and I have to say that I’m going to do some more art before I continue with this story.. sorry duty calls!
First of all sorry for the huge wait I have been on a 5 day camp without technology so I could upload. ‘sad face’ but now I’m back an I hope you enjoy me trying to make up technology because of my lack of IQ.
Start Chapter 7
*beep beep beep beep* Stealth’s Internal Alarm went off signalling to him that the time was now 7am and waking him from his hibernation. He opened his eyes and sniffed the air, noting a strange but delightful smell.
As he got up into a human like seating position, Stealth’s hearing kicked in and he could he a commotion outside. “urrghh what’s happening vinyl?” he asked the Mare who was standing a couple metres away cooking their breakfast.
“oh good your up, you’re an even heavier sleeper than I am, the whole towns been up since some loud bangs that sounded kind of like fireworks went off and somepony found Rainbow Dash in a crater in a pool of blood.” She said.
“WHAT! How did my sensors not work than!” He Yelled.
“well don’t yell at me about it go out and talk to the princesses their out there right now.” She motioned a hoof to the door. Stealth got up quickly and dashed over to the door, opened it and slammed it on his way out rushing to the princess. “geezz its just the princess.” Vinyl said casually as she went back to cooking their eggs.
Stealth made his was towards the a stage that was behind a mass of multi coloured equines. He took the long route walking round but when he went to go backstage two tough looking guards stopped him. “HALT who goes there?” the guard said as he Raised his wing with his partner to block the path.
Stealth growled quiet enough so that they couldn’t hear him. he was thinking of a way to get past them when he heard Tex’s voice. “ its alright he’s one of us.” Tex said to the guards. They lowered their wings and let Stealth pass.
“hey EDI whats up!” Alex yelled from across the small room they were all in.
“I don’t think this is the time for it Mr. Alex we need you and the rest of you people to execute this mission plan now before anypony else is harmed.” princess Celestia said. Tex nodded to this.
“sorry we couldn't wait TinMan come on guys lets go I’ll explain on the way.” He said jogging out the door and past the crowd with the 3 others following him. None of them spoke on the way as usual. They all had their gear on with their helmets except Tex who was running with it in his hand.
The four of them were running towards their vehicles just passing past twilight library when they heard a voice coming from behind Rochelle’s jet.
“taking over the world would be fun but then I’d have to deal with all the Politian’s…” sparks started to fly out from behind the jet and Rochelle started to jump forward when tex stopped her putting a finger to his mouth.
They slowly crept far enough round the jet so they could see the thing tampering with the jet. Its was a human boy around 14 years old with messy hair and a saggy black and white jacket on and navy blue pants.
He was siting in front of a huge rectangular hunk of metal that seemed to be put togeather from several different parts of all the ships. [ so this is why I wasn’t alerted when the planes came over. I’ll teach this guy to play with my parts] Stealth thought.
The sparks stopped and the boy started speaking again. “ or I could just kill them but I don’t think neither luna nor Celestia would like that too much. Now.. does the alpha transponder go with the antimatter depressor or does the antimatter convertor go with the depressor… what to do…”
Tex looked back at his crew with an extremely confused face but then took a step out into the open. “HEY!” he yelled to the boy, “what are you...”
“ah good more company I was starting to think that I was the only two here.”
“urr what?” tex asked thoroughly confused.
“now where would you put the antimatter depressor? With the convertor or the alpha transponder?” the boy asked.
“um… excuse me?” he asked the boy.
Stealth walked out next to Tex. “ obviously you’d put it with the converter or you’d destroy whatever your making.” He pointed out.
“oo you’re a smart little pony but alas your missing out that although I could do that if I run it through the alpha transponder and into the hydrogen atom and back out through the beta transponder and into the antimatter converter I can get a continuous stream of energy at the price of creating a black hole randomly in the universe.” The boy said and then took in a huge breath. “and what that is.. is the most ultimate toaster there ever was and will be.”
“a toaster?” tex said. “your breaking our ships to make a toaster?”
“not just any toaster, oh no. this toaster will be able to do everything possible. I’m thinking of giving it a living brain but I’m not going to be stupid like you were with your UCAV and give it feelings, how stupid can you be?” he replied.
“hey I’m that ucav your talking about!” Stealth yelled at the boy.
“Yes I saw the inscription code when I overrode the controls so I could ‘borrow’ some of the part from the planes down south.” He said as he pointed in a seemingly random direction.
The boy stared at Stealth. “ you wouldn’t happen to know one, Rainbow Dash would you Mr. plane?”
“its Stealth and last I heard she’s in hospital because of you!” Stealth yelled at the boy who took a step back and fell on the ground.
“I… I… WHAT!?” he yelled.
“you put Mrs Dash in the hospital because you overrode ME!” Stealth yelled back at him whilst taking a step forward.
The boy curled up in a ball ( or as much of a ball you can crawl into ) holding his legs with his arms and mumbling “ I put dash in hospital how could I do such a thing?” over and over again.
The three pilots looked at each other. “Um… What?” Alex said turning his head to the boy.
“I HURT DAS.. wait!” he said jumping up faster than dash can fly and leaning his head to the right.
“um wha?” Rochelle tried to say but the boy shushed her.
There was a humming sound that grew louder and louder but then stopped once it got to a moderate level. The boy looked behind the 4 “oh hey doctor your back!” he shouted past them to a light brown earth pony with dark brown mane and light brown eyes. (I think too lazy to check atm)
“ah Mr. Toaster I believe I’ve found the space, cube-ex with the titanium quadruped you asked for.” the pony they all assumed to be the doctor said.
“ah awesome thanks doc cya later” he said as he grabbed all of the large equipment out of the blue 80s police box that the 4 only just noticed.
“rait rou rorgot rs!” the doctor called holding a small rod in his mouth. The doctor tossed it towards the boy who grabbed it and stuffed it inside of his jacket in which case it seemingly disappeared. “it’s the second sonic screw driver I told you about.” The doctor called to him. “in anycase see you later.”
“Thanks Doc!” he yelled back as the brown pony stpped back in the blue police box and both disappeared from this world.
Tex turned around angrily towards the boy who was standing the looking at the pile of crap he called a toaster and he took a step forward. “WHATS YOUR NAME AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!” he yelled.
The boy looked over at him, “ oh I helped the doctor fix some problem he had with his tardis and he let me go one place I chose and I chose equestrian. I mean I thought the doctor would be able to realise he had the parking brake on geeze.” The boy said, losing interest in tex and going back to the toaster.
Tex took a step back confused “ and your name?” Alex asked.
The boy looked towards them and looked them all in the eye doing an impression of derpy. “ the internet calls me by ULTIMATE_TOASTER”
(yes he did say it EXACTLY HOW I WROTE IT WITH THE _)
End Chapter 7
Now who thought that could happen? Me of course but funnily enough I didn’t actualy see that coming I just typed what felt write. ( and that’s how I lost all my readers the end) but anyway that is literaly ultimate_toaster in real life I mean he stuffs tons of stuff in his jumper and you will not notice it. But he’s not that smart.
“that’s Ultimate ‘_’ Toaster to you women” he said looking back to his toaster and flicking a switch and kicking the toaster out of frustration.
“did you just..” Rochelle started before she was rudely interrupted.
“and why are you out of the kitchen?” he looked up and out towards canterlot. “wait… that’s not funny.” He sat down on the ground and crossed his legs, stuck his hands in a meditating position and started humming.
Stealth waking right up to the boy and tapped him on the shoulder. “hm… yes?” Toaster asked.
“why are you making the Toaster?” Stealth asked.
“well I’m glad you asked that question young pony sir..” Toaster stood up and pulled out car remote from seemingly nowhere, clicked a random button and EDI ( the jet ) let a yellow light off and music started playing. Toaster did a backflip and jumped on top of the toaster and somehow changed his hair to a Justin beaver style hair cut and black Hollywood shades. He started to sing “ Back when i WAS YOUNG!…” untill Stealth turned off the music by pressing the other button on the remote.
“yea.. not gonna happen.” He said.
“damn I’ve always wanted to do that.” Toaster said as he messed his hair up and threw the glasses away . as he was about to jump down the glasses boomeranged and hit him in the back of the head knocking him out and he fell face first into the ground in front of his toasting machine.
They all looked at him. Princess Celestia and the 5 Elements of harmony that weren’t hurt walked round the corner. “ why haven’t you flown off tex?” Celestia asked voicing her annoyance before she saw the unconscious human on the ground. “oh.” She said.
“Oh my Celestia!” Fluttershy yelled/said as she saw the human on the ground unconscious and half ran half flew over to help it but before she could get half way there was a puff of smoke and she “eep!”ed and ran behind applejack. As the smoke cleared a huge bipedal creatue stood the with all kinds of animal parts.
Celestia and the elements recognised him imediently. “Discord, how did you escape!” she yelled.
Discord cupped his paw and claw over his ears and winced. “Celestia you must stop yelling everytime we meet.” He said calmly after she finished.
Celestia humphed. Twilight took a step forward. “you better go back to stone discord or we will put you there!” she yelled at him extremely confident in their abilities.
“who?” he asked. “all FIVE of you?” he said almost laughing in their faces at the fact they don’t have rainbow dash.
“what do you want discord.” Celestia asked the spirit of chaos and disharmony just looked at the boy behind him.
“to follow through with a promise I made to a boy on the other side of the universe.” He said a matter a factly looking back to celestia. “ and my promise was to assist this young lad to bring harmony to the universe… the Chaos way..” he said.
Twilight looked at him “well then we will stop both of you!”
Discord leaned into twilight “ you might not want to do that unless you all wish to die.”
Celestia looked at discord like he was a madmare (which he pretty much is.) “ and why would we die discord?”
“well you see. You need us to win this up coming war.” He said jumping back and landing in an imaginary hammock.
“and why would you help us to stop something so chaotic discord?” Stealth asked.
“well Mr Plane you see neither me or my compatriot here started this war or have control over it so… its not as much fun. i… we. Want to stop this war so we can than spread chaos MY…. OUR way.” He said.
End Chapter 8
Authors Note: so discords behind this Toaster’s appearance in my story.. DAMN IT! ANYway I’d like to let everypony know that the REAL ultimate_toaster is reading my story and all its grammar problems in a series of his in which he is now up to chapter 2 I believe and I’d like to show you guys to the video. (Link: ULTIMATE_TOASTER STORY TIME ) hope it works..
Other than that I am gonna take another couple days to do a very nice drawing of griffin the griffin from the fic Griffin the Griffin. And I think I’ll take a break from it on Sunday when the new episode is out but I don’t think I’ll get the new episode because my main source of internet is down…. D: and I will only be able to get this up after a very long waiting period so… CYA LATER..
PS: if I offended any women whilst doing that stupid joke at the start I’m sorry.. but Toaster says that SOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooOOOoOooooooOoOOO!!!111!! much. K bye guys.