Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
Thwack!
Applejack bucked a tree hard, causing its many apples to cascade into a series of baskets below.
The mare was a panting, sweating mess. However, with poetic grace, her strong muscles swam through the heat and labor of the day, shoving the basket towards another tree and positioning it under the thickest bounty of fruit.
Before continuing, Applejack paused. Her mane had come loose from its ponytail. So, with sudden feminine grace, she reached her sweaty hooves back and plucked the red tie loose. Holding the scarlet band in her muzzle, she twirled the golden strands together, then threaded them through the tie, restoring her ponytail to beautiful normality.
Then, completely oblivious to any ruby-eyed gaze above, she marched her way towards the next tree, swiveled with a grunt, and kicked it.
For over a year now, I've been horribly, terribly, awesomely in love with somepony. It's somepony I know very closely, a pony I see almost every day. It's a pony who takes all the craziness in the world and somehow gets it to make sense, because that pony is like an anchor to it all... an anchor to me.
I know what you're probably thinking: "Who's the lucky stallion?" Well, it's not quite so simple, and this is where I hope you don't get too freaked out, but if you do... then I guess you really can't be blamed. I'm not as honest as you. In many ways, I've been living a lie... a "lie of omission" as Rarity or Twilight might call it. Please understand that it's not because I've wanted to deceive you and the other girls. Heck, for all I know, it's probably a total see-through thing and everypony knows the obvious truth without saying it to my face. But... the only reason I've kept mum about it all this time is because I care for each and every one of you guys—my friends, I mean, and the last thing I've ever wanted to do was make you feel creeped out or awkward... though I guess there's no real need to. Whatever.
Anyways, long story short, I've never digged stallions. I never have. They just don't... do it for me. I mean, I've tried to figure out what other mares see in ponies of the opposite sex, but it... really hurts my brain... and... uhm... other parts. Ugh... it's stupid trying to explain it like it's some friggin' math problem. Basically, I just can't like stallions. It doesn't compute with me. They're just so... bone headed and egotistical and boring. That's it. Super, super boring. Not like mares. Every gal I've ever known has had—like—onion layers of interesting stuff to them. In personalities... in charisma... in life goals... in curves. Holy smokes, the curves. I mean, not like there's nothing to dig about stallions, I guess. I just don't get it, and I won't ever bother to get it. Not like most mares. In fact, the only stallion I ever truly loved was my dad. But... but I won't be getting into that. At least not right away.
Jeez, I know this must seem like a lot of stupid rambling. But please trust me, okay? I'm... I'm going somewhere with this, AJ. I promise you.
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Don't mind me Just sitting here, waiting for some fucked up twist.
Oh, this is getting intense! I'm loving it!
(AS usual.)
But the way AJ's acting in the non-letter at the top; it makes me wonder if she hasn't already read this letter, reacted badly to it's contents (hence the "ruby-eyed gaze above" bit at the start of this chapter), and we poor readers are just playing catch-up as to what's going on.
Anyway, thanks for the double-update, and I can't wait to see what happens next between these two!
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Oh my god it's happening.
It's finally fucking happening.
This is amazing.
But why is it happening.
What's gonna happen when it happens.
Will it actually happen in the first place.
This is terrible.
Inb4 letter takes twenty chapters to write
Yay for double updates! Too bad the non-letter parts are somewhat confusing right now as to what's currently happening. But the letter is so d'aww worthy already so far, and we haven't even gotten to the confession part.
I have destruction to sow. Applejack!
The question is whether or not she'll actually give the letter to Applejack.
Keep going Rainbow Dash. You got this!!
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Tranquil - Applejack runs away, and this time it doesn't seem like she's coming back. And it's all Rainbow's fault.
6068253 you and me both!
[anticipation intensifies]
This letter better be sent
So, now I'm pretty sure this letter won't reach his target when all get fucked up and SE reeeeeaaalllly loves making us really suffer. God dammit. This is just to great to be happening.
Raise your hoof if Shrek came to your mind when the onion layers were mentioned.
I understand you, Dash. I am a male and I see no appeal in myself.
But what of her chronic, life-threatening illness?
I mean, not to be a downer or anything...
6068279 I think of Applejack's bits as Rainbow getting some last-minute inspiration/motivation, but I am prone to bursts of hopeless optimism like that...
Ive been going back to this story almost every hour. Im so excited i cant wat for the next update. Hopefully AJ will declare her mutual love too..
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Okay, so this is apparently happening. Like Dash's actually going to physically GIVE Applejack the letter, right? This will happen!!!
I hope.
. . . *SQUEEEE!!!!* . . . *Head explodes.*
This is actually happening, isn't it? Appledashery is actually Appledashering. I... Can't believe it! I'm legitimately speechless. This... Is incredible.
6069444
Shush. No, I don't want to hear it. Right now, I am happy. I am more than happy, I am head-exploding-squee levels of happy. You will NOT stop that. Shush. Now. Thank you.
*Sits down in a chair whilst eating popcorn.*
Here we go.
*Puts on a pair of shades for the upcoming explosions.*
6069464 Hmmm, could be.
Just have to wait and see, I guess.
6069444 Oh, hush, you! Quit trying to be a downer here!
6070356 Agreed.
Ahhh, I can't believe it, I've finally caught up and it's finally happening! Wasn't easy, I'm so tired out but it's so worth it. And here I thought my stomach was flipping out before, ahah.
6068740
Noooo, let them have their moment!
So, when it gets to the bold words, like, what? Is Dashie spreading the ink around a little thicker?
But anyway, I like how Dash in many ways sounds like herself in the letter, and yet she also sounds different. It doesn't sound quite like how she talks to me, nor should it.