Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
Rainbow Dash had actually almost dozed off when the door to the bathroom opened. She glanced over in time to see a cloud of steam wafting out, followed by an orange shape.
"Guh!" She did a tiny somersault, miraculously unrolling a swath of the duvet in one swift move. Within a blink, she was lying down, half-submerged under the comforter, with her head pressed into the fabric, blinding herself to the undoubtedly sensual display happening just a few feet away.
"Whew-weeee! Nothin' like a good long shower in one of these fancy bathrooms!"
"Erm... f-fancy?"
"Yeah." The sound of ruffling wet mane hair. "All Sweet Apple Acres has is a dinky ol' bathtub! Heheh. Family heirloom from over fifty years ago. Dun change the fact that it's a plum miracle if it can ever get warmer than toasted bread in January!"
Rainbow Dash clenched her eyes shut, clutching the blanket tighter. "Noneedtotakeapeek. Noneedtotakeapeek. Yousawenoughtheothernightwhilecamping."
"Huh? What's that?"
"Uhhhhh..."
"Awww shoot. I'm sorry, sugarcube. Yer tryin' to sleep, aren't you?"
"No, I was awake!" Rainbow stuck her head out. "Nothing to be sorry abou—" Her eyes bulged at the sight of an orange thing seated on the next bed. In a flash, Rainbow burrowed herself beneath the covers once again, her ruby pupils fixed on some nebulous point a trillion miles ahead of her. "Ohmygoddessshe'swearingthedamptowel..."
"I dun see how you have any reason to be restless," Applejack's voice said amidst the ruffling of a golden mane. "Unless yer seekin' to slide some special deal under the table to Shindig all this time. Eheh."
"What? No!" Rainbow Dash wheezed. "I'm just... super jazzed about this trip, is all!"
"For real?"
Rainbow gulped. "S-sure! Why not?"
"Well, that's just super. For a moment there, I wasn't sure if you'd enjoy the trip at all."
"...you weren't?"
"Nah. I mean, it ain't exactly travel-by-air. Also... eh... eheheh... let's face it."
"Er, let's face what, AJ?"
"Stu Leaves takes a bit of gettin' used to. Now, me? I've had several weeks under my plate of workin' with him on the farm, so I reckon I've got what it takes to handle his... goofy personality. But you? I never thought about it much until now, sugarcube, but I-I must have dropped his comin' with us on you like a huge sack'o'bricks. I'm mighty sorry for that."
"Hey... it's alright!" Rainbow Dash smiled into the mattress, clinging the pillow hard beneath the blanket. "I mean... heck... he's really not that bad of a guy!"
"Ya think?"
Rainbow bit her lip. "...maaaaaaaaaybe?"
"You've been off on one flyin' job or another lately; I wasn't certain if you'd get along with him or not. The last thang I wanted to do was make this trip miserable for you. But that really takes a load off my spine, darlin'."
"Hey..." Rainbow gulped. "What are friends for?"
"Ya sure yer tired, darlin'? All of the sudden, you seem antsier than a dog at a tail-waggin' contest."
"Oh... please." Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "I'm not exactly a light sleeper."
"Ya sure? Ya sure are keen to do it a lot. Eheheh."
"For real! Sometimes I... uh... gallop in my sleep."
"Or fly in yer sleep?" Applejack guffawed. "Seein' as yer wings are fixin' to burst through the blanket somethin' fierce."
"Guhhhhhh—!" Rainbow's voice cracked as she kicked out of bed and trotted—backwards—into the bathroom. "You know what?! All those breadsticks have left me smelling like cheese!"
A decidedly veluptuous orange figure atop the far bed blinked, her wet body clad in an even wetter towel while she brushed at a silken gold mane. "Cheese?"
"Super stinky cheese!" Rainbow squeaked. She bumped into the bathroom's doorframe and had to shimmy and twist her petite body so that her wings could fit through. "Gotta wash myself off! Become squeaky clean!"
Applejack's freckled muzzle sniffed the air. "But I dun smell nothin'—"
"And you never will!" Rainbow slammed the door behind her. "Bye!"
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"YES. FLYING. NO WINGBONERS HERE. NOPE."
It's almost... it's almost like she doesn't want shit to work out between them.
STOP SELF-DESTRUCTING! DAMMIT, WOMAN!
So, apparently, in Equestria, it's considered sexier to step out of a shower wearing a towel as opposed to nothing at all?
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Damn! Now I can't help but imagine her saying that - and it's really unhealthy to be laughing this much.
Is AJ really this dense? Or is she just trolling? Methinks the latter. Well... Mehopes the latter.
5405392 You wanna slap her too, huh?
Edit: Damn! I just realized this is the 400th chapter! WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU TELL HER, YOU FEATHER-BRAINED LOVESTRUCK GIRL?!?!
Hey applejack, wanna read this book called mood wings? eh? Eh? EH?
Oh, Rainbow. You silly. You almost make me not want to shake you to your senses.
A little late to be taking that into consideration, AJ.
Congrats on 400 chapters, btw!
Good thing they have a shower in there, amirite?
Also, 400 chapters, eh? What's the upper limit of chapters these days?
5405871 Just Essay is determined to hit that limit, whatever it may be.
5405965 If I'm not mistaken it's 550
5405988 I guess we'll find out in 151 days.
Beware of thin hotel walls, RD.
And in the morning beware of sleep-talking.
Happy 400th!
Anyway, is it me or is Stu Leaves kind of ignorant? He seems to be the type who always stereotypes things, like country folk and pegasi. I didn't realize this until now, because I've been mostly wanting to murder him after all these chapters. Still do.
But seriously, is he really so ignorant?
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Applejack is still wet.
Make of that what you will.
Why did AJ go to bed if she's still wet? You'd think she would dry herself off first.
400 chapters down, ridiculously many to go!
Shower time... ho boy'
Day 5, chapter 400 hit.
...it's 2 am, I have a half eaten cup of maggi 2 minute beef noodles on my desk, a 1.25 l jug of water next to my chair and it's sunday....
ahem.
Sleep...is for the weak.
...but man are my emotions gonna be running hog wild tomorrow, I'm taking it easy.
Finally, 400 chapters....wait a minute
*Sees there 400 more*
6886822 lol 600 plus he's started vol. 2 for me
Dashie, do you need to borrow AJ's Fessin' Hat?
OH MY GOD SKIRTS
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Rarity implied in the show that ponies getting dressed (or partially dressed) need privacy while ponies who aren't wearing clothes don't. Though that might be specific to unicorns, since AJ didn't see it that way.
Social taboos are complicated.