Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
Somewhere...
Outside Atlantrot...
He touched down onto the highway with a flurry of gray feathers. Digging his talons in the dirt, Romulus pivoted from the main city and turned—glaring—towards a rickety stagecoach parked along the side of the road.
A petite figure shuffled out, wearing a thick cloak.
Romulus trotted across the street, his tail whipping left and right at dragonflies and buzzing mosquitoes.
"Please..." He rasped through a sharp beak. "...tell me there's a reason why you dragged me all the way down to this sauna."
The figure lowered her hood, glaring across the way. "I thought Don Canter was going to send one of his right hoof ponies," Sunset Shimmer said.
"I am the right hoof of Don Canter by now," Romulus said. Schiiing! He brandished several intimidating talons right in front of her face. "And I share his impatience. So, get to the point."
Sunset turned and whistled towards the carriage. As two figures pulled out, she said, "I met a pair of stallions with something very interesting to share."
"I thought you were searching for the rainbow mare," Romulus slurred. "Top Dog's friends in the underground said she had passed through here."
"I was searching for her." Sunset smirked. "And these two were who I found." She turned towards the stallions. "Tell them. And make it quick."
A frazzled Flim and Flam shuffled up towards Romulus, bowing low.
"We heard that you were looking for Rainbow Dash..."
"And that you wanted to make an example of her..."
"Ruin her life...!"
"Crush her dreams...!"
Romulus sighed and waved a talon. "All very good things, and basic means to an end." His hawkeye glinted. "She has several things that our employer wants, and he desires us to get them back from her... at all costs."
"Then we can help you get to her!" Flam exclaimed. "You can get all you want... and more!"
"I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than that," Romulus grumbled, glancing at Sunset. "We need substance."
"Do you, now?" Flam grinned wickedly. "We know where Rainbow Dash lives."
"And her friends," Flim added.
Romulus blinked. He glanced over at Sunset, then back at the stallions.
Flam spat, "How's that for substance?!"
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Oh, so we're finally hitting that arc. Cool.
And just like that, ladies and gentlemen, things got a lot more dangerous.
5937532 Brace for impact. It's all about to hit the fan.
Uh-oh.
Figures that once Flim and Flam escaped, they'd run into Romulus and give away Rainbow's whereabouts.
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I bet one of the other elements was thinking "Huh. Haven't had any really big adventures since Nightmare Moon. Wonder if that was a one time thing..."
But hey, it's about time they all got involved. Let's just hope they don't all get kidnapped at once because that would be pretty lame
Aww, shit.
5937546 "About to"? That's a rather large understatement.
And leave it to the Psycho Twins to team up with the psycho birdbrain and Little Miss Demon. Typical villain mentality.
I get the feeling that none of the four of them know just what they're about to walk into. Ponyville is the Disaster Capitol of Equestria, after all.
You know, their stupidity almost makes me feel sorry for these four poor fools.
(Notice, please, that I said "almost".)
5937540 Aye, that it has.
But the big question of the day is...dangerous for who?
For Rainbow, Applejack and the rest of the Element Bearers? Or for the four idiots who are stupid enough to go after them?
My bet is on the latter, because as I said, the poor fools don't know what they're about to get themselves into by heading for Ponyville.
Hey guys...
Guys.
Guys.
Guess what.
Guys.
Guys...
CAAAAAAALLED IT!
Dumb and Dumber have joined the plan.
The shit got angry and hit the fan!
Shit just got real. At least the mane six will know everything now.
... Luna poop.
5937756 I called it too, screw you.
5937580 Well, the story does say the rest of the mane 6 are protagonists, though ironically, AJ has had more screentime than them.
Looks like the group of fucking shit heads is gonna go after rainbow, too bad discords got her back, and is actually very powerful even without all his limbs, bitches. Also your killing the upvote game, got like 6 more in 3 days!
5937797 Lol, they'll probably get brain trauma in a battle or some shit and not be able to remember anything.
5937836
Okay, so we both called it!
And you can't afford me!
I just had an ear wiggle, my hooves went numb, arrythmic heart beat, and it felt like somepony stepped on my grave!
Omigosh! That must mean that lots of bad ponies are coming to Ponyville to kill and torture my closest friends!
I'd better get the cellar ready for a veeeeery special party!
Here we go.
C'mon, I am so ready for this!
Unless I'm not
5937860 But do they really know she's in Ponyville? She didn't say it when she met those two.
5938069
They know where Applejack lives, and they were in her brain. Stu's, too.
5938087 Dang it, and we're still missing four more shards.
I think the emergency 'do-not-press' button was crushed here. Can I call an evacuation of Dashie's friends? I think Dash herself will be fine, having defeated these opponents before (heck, if she can take on Roarke she can take on anyone). The rest of them, however... Fluttershy and Rarity I want gone immediately, Pinkie and Twilight can hold their own for a bit but I still want them safe, and whilst AJ is the most physically capable, I fear she may be too much of a distraction to our poor prismatic friend.
Great. Just great.
5938145
Six, actually. There's a total of twelve, remember?
5938784 No, I don't. Which ones are missing? So far, I can remember we're missing an arm (paw), a leg and the wings, so that makes it four.
5939153
Here you go. I can't remember which ones Dash has right now, but I know she has six.
5939466 ALRIGHT! Jesus! Let's make yet another countdown, shall we? Allegedly, Dash so far has the antler, the horn, the head, the tail, the turkey leg (is that the reptile-like one?), the torso and the torso includes an arm, so technically, she has seven. She's missing the paw, the other leg, two wings and the mouth.
Fuck.....
Buck.
As Clay Davis once said, “Sheeeeeeeeit.”
... Lunapoop.
Shimmy is petite too?
Oh Lunapoop
Oh LUNAPOOP