Tucker and Rainbow Dash arrived at a tall building that had a fountain spouting multicolored water and a tall, broad shouldered pegasus standing out front.
"We're here." Rainbow Dash said.
"Really? By the looks of it I could have sworn it was an information kiosk." Tucker said sarcastically.
"Focus." Rainbow Dash said as she trotted up to the building and nodded at the pegasus.
"Dash! Haven't seen you around for awhile." The pegasus said with a smile as he stepped to the side. "Go on in."
"Thanks Bouncer." Rainbow Dash said as she slowly started walking into the club.
Tucker started to walk with her but Bouncer blocked him.
"Name?" Bouncer asked firmly.
"Tucker."
"This is Tucker?" Bouncer asked with a rough laugh. "I kind of expected you to be taller. Oh well since you're with her, go on."
Tucker nodded and made his way into the building and he stood next to Dash. Rainbow Dash turned to him as he gave the building a quick once over. There were hundreds of pegasi scattered around the premises. Some were on a floor of clouds that kept switching colors in tune with the music that was booming throughout the room.
"Well?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"This place is loud." Tucker said. "I like it."
"Don't like it too much or you'll end up besmirching its good name." Rainbow Dash smirked.
"Oh ha-ha." Tucker muttered.
"We should split up." Rainbow Dash said as she looked around the club. "You look around down here I'll look on the second floor."
"Where should I start?"
"Anywhere. Let's just try and finish this quick."
"Bow chi-" Tucker started before Rainbow Dash struck him across the back of the head and started towards the staircase to go to the second floor. "Son of a bitch."
Tucker shrugged off the pain in his head and made his way to the dance floor to start looking around. After a few minutes he decided to make his way to the other side of the room.
"Tucker!" Someone called out, barely audible over the sound of the music.
Tucker whipped around to see Cloud Chaser waving him over from the bar. Tucker smiled and quickly made his way through the thicket of ponies to get to Cloud Chaser.
"Good to see you again, how's it going?" Cloud Chaser asked as Tucker made his way past the group of clubbers.
"Pretty good. Well for me at least."
"What's wrong?"
"You know how I told you I was staying at Dash's place?"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Well I meant exactly what I said. I'm just staying with her, nothing is happening. Now she's worried about her reputation being ruined because I told you that I was staying with her."
"Sorry, I guess I misinterpreted what you meant." Cloud Chaser said with a look of guilt. "Is there anything I can do to help?"
"Well, maybe start telling the people you told that we aren't doing it and it should be fine."
"So you're not a fan of your new reputation?" Cloud Chaser asked as she took a drink out of her glass.
"Of course I am, but if this doesn't clear up I probably won't have a place to stay soon."
"Okay I'll tell everypony that you two aren't a couple." Cloud Chaser said with a smile. "Hey, how about I buy you a drink?"
"I don't think Rainbow Dash would like that." Tucker laughed.
"I thought you said you guys weren't together."
"To be honest I have no idea what the fuck it is." Tucker admitted. "I guess it's sort of just..."
"Complicated?"
"Pretty much."
"Maybe if you have a little to drink you can think a bit clearer." Cloud Chaser said as she waved the bartender over.
"I already told you that I shouldn't."
"Come on, I feel bad about it. What's one little drink?"
Tucker looked around and found no sign of Rainbow Dash so he turned back to Cloud Chaser and nodded.
"Great. What'll you have?" Cloud Chaser asked as she scooted to the next chair over to give Tucker a place to sit.
"Surprise me."
"Three cliff-divers here." Cloud Chaser said to the bartender who gave a quick nod and started to mix a few drinks.
"Three?" Tucker asked.
"In case Rainbow Dash comes by you'll need something to calm her down." Cloud Chaser giggled.
"Good thinking." Tucker chuckled as the bartender gave him a drink.
"Tucker I know we barely know each other, but how would you like to join the Mile High Club?"
Tucker spat out his drink and dropped the glass on the floor.
"Are you alright?" Cloud Chaser asked concernedly.
"Did you just ask what I think you just asked?"
"I just asked if you wanted to go to the second floor to the bar where the drinks are endless and the music is louder. This is the Mile Low Club where you have to pay for the drinks, whereas the Mile High Club is the VIP area that you can only join if somepony you know invites you."
"Oh." Tucker choked. "Then what are you doing down here then?"
"I like to mingle." Cloud Chaser shrugged.
"Maybe I'll come back later and join up if Dash doesn't kill me by then." Tucker sighed.
"Awesome." Cloud Chaser said with a smile. "How about we get you another drink?"
"Sounds good." Tucker said as the bartender gave them another round of drinks.
"Tucker, what did I say?"
Tucker turned around to see Rainbow Dash giving him another harsh look.
"You told me to go in, talk to Cloud Chaser and then leave." Tucker said before taking a swig of his glass and wiping his mouth. "I'm on step two right now."
"Drinking isn't a classification of talking." Rainbow Dash muttered.
"Come on, loosen up Dash." Tucker said. "I found her and she said she'll try and clear it up. As far as I'm concerned our job is done and we have nothing to worry about."
"Yeah, the night is still young so why not have a little fun?" Cloud Chaser asked, holding up a glass to Dash.
"Okay, but only because I could use a break after flying around all day." Rainbow Dash said with a smile.
"As an apology to the both of you I'll pay the tab." Cloud Chaser said as she waved the bartender back over.
"Only a couple drinks though, then we really should be going." Rainbow Dash said.
"Only a couple drinks." Tucker nodded.
I recommend listening to this when they go into the bar.
New chapter
LOL Mile High Club.
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Just a couple of these...
they are gonna binge on drinks and make out in the bathroom right?
and everyone will think they are together for sure 100%
555332 lol
555387 First one to die of alcohol poisoning loses!
"Tucker I know we barely know each other, but how would you like to join the Mile High Club?"
Totally saw it coming...
...but that doesn't mean it wasn't funny as hell.
555267 Oh my God, I didn't read the comments until I finished reading. But when I got to the actual club scene, I actually imagined this song playing. Great minds think alike I guess.
...They're both going to get shit-faced drunk, go home, and Tucker's finally going to get his Bow Chika Bow Wow.
...Am I close?
GO CLOUD CHASER GO! I like a girl who likes to get what she wants...
I swear to drunk i'm not celestia. hic....
555267
Dude you were scaring me this whole time.
I swear to Luna I thought Cloudchaser was gonna get Tucker drunk and start making out with him and then Rainbow Dash sees.
Still a great chapter
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so... Only a "couple drinks." By this do you mean 10-50?
WOO! Cloud Chaser's back!
Awesome work, by the way.
this will not end well
555267 I was listening to some Juno Reactor throughout this chapter, was rather appropriate
menage a trois, anyone?
too much. lol.
what do you know you actualy gave a new meaning to the mile high club
*Above comment /\ *, YES, that would be awesome
"Tucker I know we barely know each other, but how would you like to join the Mile High Club?"
I squee'd at that.
Yes... just a couple drinks... that... lemme just say this: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE!
And then NOTHING sexual happened... the end.
Everone is overthinking it...maybe nothing will happen and they indeed only have a couple of drinks. But Tucker is a shit-magnet so...
This is totally a cliffhanger that's not actually a cliffhanger...
bring it, vodka anyone?
And then the next morning... XD
And then they had hot, sweaty, drunken shenanigans.
When cloud chaser said join the mile high club I thought tucker would Bow Chika Bow Wow Aslo Keep up the good work
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Please tell me that wasn't Applebloom's bedtime story...
Just a few drinks huh? Ill drink to that.
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Dude, that's the exact music I imagined was playing in that club!
650158 Nope, it was Fluttershy's
10 flamming turkys later...
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link it up in it, damn you!
i had to read it two time now!!
''...''
still liked it
Only a couple of dri...
Yeah,
i can see where this is going
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Actually, this fits the storm coming more...
555285 I C what you did there...
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They're gonna have, like, 12 each...
2439982 now don't be modest. this is rainbow dash and tucker here... money is on 20-24 each for them.
2809370 i was going to say about 46 each
2845325 52 each
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Taken from the makers youtube description that went along with the original song which he uploaded.
Thought that was interesting.
I can already tell it'a going to be a more than a couple of drinks
12 drinks later.
NAME THAT SONG (and artist)?
we get shitfaced and crazy
We're screaming "FUCK THE POLICE"
5321042 make that one heavy drinking contest later...
One bout of alcohol poisoning later.
A couple?
How much is a couple dash?