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cadrpear cadrpear
User ID: 21,526
Registered: 26th Mar 2012
Last Seen: 13h, 1m ago
Story views: 582

yet another pony writer

Rarity is best pony, btw.

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[Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
The Conversion Bureau, but not just with Ponies. What if there were another option?
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[Slice of Life] [Human]
Ponification and Purification has occured. But is humankind really happy?
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[Romance] [Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
The only surviving artifact from Earth may hold the secret reason for the emergence of Equestria.
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[Sad] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Welcome to the new Equestria...
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[Tragedy] [Dark] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
One man sets out to right his gravest error. Fic set in Ten Rounds Universe.
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Cool stories, bro

[Adventure] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
The Conversion Bureau, but not just with Ponies. What if there were another option?
17730
[Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
The philosopher Voltaire finds himself in the most-frustrating place imaginable: Equestria
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[Romance] [Adventure]
Twilight and Luna explore a land that appears on no map
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure] [Slice of Life]
Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need help...
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[Sad] [Adventure]
Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt.
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X with ponies in it / ponies in Y world

[Tragedy] [Dark]
A blending of H. P. Lovecraft's cosmic horror stories and the My Little Pony universe. The unknowable deities of the Gray Domain have their eyes on fair Equestria. Will Twilight succumb to their influence?
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[Comedy] [Random] [Crossover]
Join Dash and Applejack as they buck the myths!
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[Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
The philosopher Voltaire finds himself in the most-frustrating place imaginable: Equestria
103220
[Tragedy] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
The story of Twilight Sparkle and Ponyville's curious new resident.
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[Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
Cyberpunk adventure, intrigue and history in a subtly reimagined Equestria.
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Droll as droll can be

[Comedy] [Random]
Twilight attempts to write a sensual romance novel.
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A look at how Equestria formed from the Tribal States to the Unitary Diarchy State of today.
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[Romance] [Tragedy] [Sad] [Dark] [Adventure]
My Immortal. With ponies!
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[Romance] [Comedy]
Twilight's curiosity pushes her to go were no bookworm has gone before: On dates.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride.
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Poor Applejack :( · 6:20am

This has nothing to do with the last episode. It was an excellent episode, giving Applejack some much-needed screen time, but that's old news now. (Presumably, Sleepless in Ponyville aired in antiquity, and the series was introduced some time during the Carboniferous.)

No, this is about the new pony-based color schemes. Applejack's bears an uncanny resemblance to the infamous Hot Dog Stand from Windows 3.1.

OH NO MY EYES

KILLING ME WON'T GET BACK YOUR GOD DAMN APPLES

Yes, it isn't as bad, but still, looking that close to the worst color scheme in Windows history has got to be embarrassing. (Windows 2 comes close, though.) I don't think anyone would really like this color scheme, either, except maybe AJ's evil arch-nemesis, Tomatojack.

Honestly, though, ditch the red, make the orange-brown darker, and call the scheme "Sepia." I'd actually use that scheme. But no, it's gotta be all ketchup on mustard.

Rarity's scheme, on the other hand, looks like it came out of a Commodore 64, but spent the last thirty years becoming more erudite and cosmopolitan. Moreover, it's actually the least bad of the new color schemes, including the medium ones. (Your mileage may vary.) This proves once again that Rarity is best pony.

This computer is hardly 64-bit. But I suppose it'll have to do.

But I thought you wanted purple!

Granted, it's still not suitable to read off of, but the pony schemes were novelties anyway. And, hey, it gave me an excuse to share the horrors of Hot Dog Stand with you this Christmas Eve. Hey, maybe it'll give someone an utterly horrible gift idea and prevent them from killing themselves from stress. (CLOCK. IS. TICKING.)

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Conundrum

Pinkie Pie is, well, Pinkie Pie; she is a contradiction disguised as a tautology. In these stories, she does random stuff. All of that random stuff brushes against some sort of metaphysical problem, paradox, or whimsical observation.

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#460486 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>460074

The amount of you I run into is enough to take over the world :twilightangry2:

#460074 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>459199

Huh? Water is weak to Grass. If anything, your avatar is the bane of mine.

#459199 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·
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Your avatar is the bane of my existence.

#401246 · 6w, 5d ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving The God Empress of Ponykind :rainbowkiss::trollestia:

#383137 · 8w, 21h ago · 1 · ·
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Marill is best pony

#147197 · 32w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the favorite on Tremble Before the Pink Empire. Oh and a couple things:

1) You are part of the Conversion Bureau and the Anti-Conversion Bureau. :pinkiegasp: Mind= fucked.

2) Pinkie coming out of a galaxy is now my screensaver, and I thank you for that.

#75729 · 43w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>75662 That sort of thing's a deal killer for me, but to each their own I suppose.

#75662 · 43w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>75629

I found The 800 Year Promise an enjoyable story. That doesn't mean I agree with the concept of an interdimensional invasion to give humans the [strike]curse of impotent passivity[/strike] "superpower of not being a dick."

#75629 · 43w, 2d ago · · ·
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You put both Not Alone and The 800 Year Promise in your favorites list, even though one is staunchly anti-conversion and the other is staunchly pro-conversion?

I don't understand you :rainbowwild:

#36883 · 50w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thank you for the favorite!:twilightsmile:

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