Hey look, buddy, I'm a writer. That means I solve problems.

*mouse click*

Not problems like "Who is best pony?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

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I solve practical problems.

*keyboard typing*

Fr'instance, how am I going to get a cover art for my story when I cannot find an artist that can provide good quality art free of charge in a timely manner?

*hard drive whirring*

The answer...

*more mouse clicks*

...is the GNU Image Manipulation Program. And if that don't work...

*even more mouse clicks*

...use more GIMP.

*waits for changes to load*

Like this haphazard, tweaked-up, little ol' number conceptualized by me...

*more mouse clicks*

...designed by me...

*saves image*

...and no, I won't make any for you...

P.S.

Round two for EQD. Wish me luck