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banjo2e banjo2e
User ID: 290
Registered: 11th Jul 2011
Last Seen: 4w, 6d ago
Story views: 1,791

Recommended Reading - General

[Dark]
After everyone fails to heed to her warnings about Cadence, Twilight gives in to her darker thoughts
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[Slice of Life]
A young pegasus searches for her place in the world.
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[Romance] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe]
Nightmare Moon returns as a battered, half-starved alicorn and its up to everypony to help her. Meanwhile, Blueblood lusts after Twilight Sparkle.
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[Adventure]
Braeburn and Daring Do team up to find Cunning the Colt's lost and forgotten treasure.
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[Slice of Life]
Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works.
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Recommended Reading - Contains Humans

[Alternate Universe] [Human]
When the Elements of Harmony defeated Discord, they did their job too well, and completely undid all
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[Adventure] [Human]
First contact is never what you expect it to be.
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[Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
A mission to inviestigate a far off world takes an interesting twist.
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[Adventure] [Human]
As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic.
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Recommended Reading - Crossovers

[Crossover] [Human]
We all have imaginary friends when growing up, right? Harry's turns out not to be so Imaginary...
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Human]
Equestria is under threat from a crystal that endangers its existence, and earns them the attention of forces both benevolent and malevolent...
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[Crossover] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
An old legend from Equestria's past returns, but is there a place for her in this new world?
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
The Mane Six. Typical D&D Adventurer Hijinx. As told by an adventurer rescued by them.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Slice of Life] [Human]
Back to the Future / My Little Pony
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Starting today, I will no longer be publishing updates on Fimfiction. The non-braindead among you will realize this decision is influenced in part by the update that happened to the site today. However, I'd like to make it known that this isn't a kneejerk reaction. This has been a long time in coming, actually.

The update has implemented sweeping UI changes and added content that I not only don't care about, but would really like to disable but can't; in this case, those huge sidebars on the right side of every story page. This isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened. In fact, this has happened whenever there's been a large-scale update. I'm not going to go into any specific complaints I've had since they're ultimately not relevant to this post; but in the past, I've usually said my piece, trudged on, and tried to get used to the things I hated. This time, though, there isn't even a blog post to foster discussion. It's like the site staff realize that they're going to get a lot of complaints, and instead of addressing them in any way they're choosing to ignore them.

I'm not making the decision to stop updating here lightly. I haven't been able to convince myself to write much of anything for months, because I found it a struggle to convince myself to use any more of this site than I absolutely had to, and couldn't get the chapter publisher to accept the formatting of any chapters I tied to write offsite. I realize this is going to be inconvenient for most of you, but I can't continue using a site that I've grown to hate.

I can't continue to read stories when the interface for reading them changes every three months and becomes less inviting and more of a headache to use every time. I can't continue to publish them when I know my readers are probably having just as bad a time as I am.

I can't continue to use a site that doesn't realize that providing a service without demanding money for it is not an excuse to make that service terrible.

I can't continue to let this site's management do whatever they want without talking to their users (e.g. me) about it at any point, or listening to their users when the users contact them.

I can't continue to use a site where the only time my opinion matters is when someone wants to insult me.

I realize that I'm just one guy, and most likely won't be convincing anyone to do anything regarding this site, but boycotting this site is the only action available to me, and I'm taking it.

If you want to continue reading my stories, please subscribe to them or to me on my Fanfiction.net account or (if I can successfully port my stories to it) my Archive Of Our Own account. As partial compensation for this drama you probably don't care about, I will endeavor to update at least one of my stories before the month is out.

Thanks for your time.

banjo2E · 242 views · Edited 9w, 1d ago

Latest Stories


The Fluttershy Effect

Everypony has a special connection with their friends, sometimes before they've even met. What most ponies fail to realize is that this connection will always be there, no matter what happens. Or fails to happen.

A speedster fails to break her barriers, and in so doing learns how to move them.

A timid animal lover, prevented from following the dreams she only just found, resolves to chase them anyway. 

Two tearful foals meet, forming a partnership more enduring than any mountain.

A country mouse adapts to the city, and discovers how to bring two worlds together.

And a lonely filly fails her trials, only to pass the greatest test of all.

Though Rainbows may hide from the weather, Harmony knows not defeat.

For Magic may bind souls together, but Friendship makes it all complete.

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Black and Red

The image of the black-coated, red-maned alicorn is an old and powerful one, synonymous with treachery, narcissism, and being kind of a ponce overall.

On Nightmare Night it is said that, during Discord's reign, Equestria was nearly saved by such an alicorn, wielding amazing powers, only for said alicorn to demonstrate a really big superiority complex and basically lord it over everypony else. After a year or so of constant petty annoyances, this alicorn was overthrown (to great applause) by a group of commoners led by what turned out to be Discord wearing a skirt. (This sort of thing was actually fairly standard for the time period, but for whatever reason, this particular event wedged itself firmly into pony folklore and wouldn't leave.)

Certain books in the dustier sections of the Canterlot archives, if perused for information on said alicorn, would mention several unconfirmed sightings of this alicorn throughout history. Every one of these sightings, however, allegedly ended similarly to the original event in the Age of Chaos, insofar that the alicorn in question apparently was incredibly annoying and eventually disappeared without a trace.

Ebony Redwood, the Ponyville mare living in the house with the bluish shingles, has heard the legends many times, and doesn't much care for them. Most ponies assume she's simply tired of all the unfair prejudice leveled against her just because her colors make her look kind of like a B-list superstition, and they'd be right.

Four thousand years is enough time to get tired of hearing things you like, after all.

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How The West Was Lost

An accident during a research project causes a girl to be thrown into Equestria. Mysteeeeeerious. Now she has to try to get back home, but that's going to be a challenge...

This story takes place in its own original subsection of the pony multiverse. It has some mild crossover elements with a bunch of stuff, but that part's probably going to stay small enough that I can justify them as shout-outs and not have to add the Crossover tag. At least, for a while. It's not a major part of the plot, in any event.

Characters will be added as they show up. May or may not add the dark tag depending on whether the comments think I need it; the story doesn't need it now, but it might later on. Description can and will be heavily revised as chapters are released, bwahaha. Same with the image; the current one only reflects what you guys know so far. And the title isn't gonna make sense for a long while, unless you live in Delphi or something. The reason for all this being, this is gonna be a fairly long story, with plot twists and stuff, and it wouldn't be any fun if I just spoiled the surprise.

Oh, and don't knock this story just because of the human tag, I'm going somewhere really fun with that bit. Pinkie swear~

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#359268 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thank you so much for the Fave of Shine! I greatly appreciate it!:twilightsmile:

#294305 · 16w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for adding A Mighty Demon Slayer Grooms Some Ponies to your favorites. :rainbowkiss: And may the joy of demon slaying and pony grooming be yours.

#272675 · 18w, 2d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave!

#246345 · 21w, 12h ago · · ·
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Thank you for the favorite on Stability!

#221201 · 23w, 1d ago · · ·
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I'd like to thank you for Faving my story Certain Advantages! I really am grateful that you would!:twilightsmile:

#220026 · 23w, 2d ago · · ·
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finally, I was looking all over for that! Thanks!

#219950 · 23w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>219946

That would be notMurphy's A minor variation.

He was all worried about being eclipsed by my fic when he published it, too.

#219946 · 23w, 2d ago · · ·
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That reminds me... there is a similiar story to "The Fluttershy effect" in it Pinkie becomes a doctor, dash a designer, Twilight works on Sweet Apple Acres... know where it is?

#219322 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·
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R U still working on "The Fluttershy Effect"?

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