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wheller@derpymail.org Wheller PXEarthForce WhellerNG
User ID: 564
Registered: 2nd Aug 2011
Last Seen: 8h, 34m ago
Story views: 49,282

Hi. I'm Joel Oliver Cromwell, also known as Wheller. Male, aged 20 from Perth, Western Australia, and I am the author of the All Good Things and Bonds of Eternity series. Though you probably already knew that.

Go ahead and add me on Steam if you've got it if you want to talk about anything i've written. Or anything at all. Go on, don't be shy. I don't bite.

... Hard.

(Vinyl Scratch Grin)

http://steamcommunity.com/id/PXEarthForce

All Good Things (First part)

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All Good Things (Second Part)

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All Good Things (Third Part)

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I had made a conscious decision to cease updates of my fics until after the end of series 3 to see how much the episodes of series three fucked with my continuity.

The answer is that it does: A lot.

Until further notice. Only series 1 and 2, as well as the back story to series 3 episode 1 are canon to my fics.

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Latest Stories


All Good Things

Everyone remembers how Twilight Sparkle and her friends defeated Nightmare Moon and restored balance and harmony to Equestria, what everyone does not remember, however, was that this was not the first time that it happened.

But I remember. I remember it as clear as day, and as I watched my sister fly away from the Royal Castle in Canterlot, I only wish that I hadn't been in denial.

Everything that happened was my fault.

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A re-imagining of Wheller's first series.

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12,893 words ( 7 chapters ) · 454 views  ·  37  ·  2  · 

The Great Escape!

A direct continuation of: 'The Emergency'

100 years in the future, where Equestria is a parliamentary republic and cutie marks don't exist. There is another nation that has grown to be the antithesis of Equestria, the Unified Praesidium of Socialist Republics. After being taken prisoner by the NKVD, the Praesidium Intelligence Agency, unicorn mare Summer Lightfall must join forces with an unlikely band to pull off the greatest escape from a prison the world has ever known.

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12,830 words ( 7 chapters ) · 423 views  ·  28  ·  4  · 

The Emergency

A prequel to:  The Parliament of Dreams

95 years in the future, where Equestria is a parliamentary republic and cutie marks don't exist. There is a small nation known as the Federation of Salaya, situated in chain of islands in the South Sea. It's a peaceful, idealistic setting with sun, surf, and most importantly, Insurgency. A series of bad judgement calls strands three ponies of the Equestrian Republican Army's Fillydelphia Regiment in the middle of dense jungle. Cut off from the rest of their forces and running low on ammunition with only a nervous and inept officer to lead them, they're fighting for their lives.

In the words of Lance Corporal Summer Lightfall: 'We're screwed'.

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25,445 words ( 15 chapters ) · 551 views  ·  53  ·  6  · 

Sleeping in the Light

A sequel to: The Parliament of Dreams

A hundred years in the future, where Equestria is a parliamentary republic, and cutie marks don't exist, a simple run for take out food ends up being more than Detective Sergeant Ana Kelso bargained for when she discovers a certain pink party pony asleep on the hood of her car... despite the fact that Pinkie Pie is supposed to have been dead for the last fifty years.

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The Parliament of Dreams

Equestria Daily post

It's been a hundred years since Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were overthrown, and the Equestrian Republic was founded, a hundred years since anyone has gotten a cutie mark. So what happens when a completely ordinary pony living in the Republican Capital City of Ponyville woke up one morning and discovered that one has appeared on her flank?

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End of the Line

Driven from their home, Twilight Sparkle and friends return to Ponyville to face the final battle against their enemies. When the freedom of all of Equestria hangs in the balance, Twilight has to decide just how far she's willing to go.

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We Shall go on to the End

Driven from their home, Twilight Sparkle, her friends, along with the Cutie Mark Crusaders flee west to the distant Vermillion Mesa. The headquarters of the Cultus Mechanius.

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Fields of Fire

Twilight & co. have returned home, only to discover that Ponyville is not the little town that they left behind. Having been renovated by mysterious conglomerate to usher Equestria into the modern age. and are called in to meet with the company's bosses.

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500 Kilometres

Twilight Sparkle has fallen from grace, and now is a fugitive from the law. On the run from the Police Internationale, she sets out from the port city of Trotterdam on a five hundred kilometre trek to the distant city of Königsberg, while at the same time, trying to stay one step ahead of a ruthless detective determined to bring her to justice.

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Once More unto the Breach

After Twilight is taken from Equestria against her will, her friends, along with Princess Luna embark on a chase around the world to get her back. The world however, has other ideas.

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The Ponyville Horror

Twilight Sparkle loves to read, and when she picks up a strange little book that she has no idea from where it came. She finds that she has trouble putting it down. Her friends become concerned when she isn't able to leave her home without it.

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The Bonds of Eternity

Forces are moving in Equestria. And when a strange one reunites long lost friends, they must prepare themselves for the coming battle.

The final story in the Bonds of Eternity Series.

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Midday in the Heart of Equestria

In the midst of the World Leaders Conference, Princess Celestia reflects on a time long gone by.

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Archimedes Constant

A late night stroll for Pinkie Pie after another night of lying awake ends with her rediscovering a forgotten past.

Pinkie Pie learns that some things are better left forgotten.

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Old World Blues

After discovering a strange object from long ago, Twilight Sparkle and her friends embark on an expedition to a place that time forgot, hoping to discover the secrets it's been hiding for over a thousand years.

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#315880 · 15w, 1d ago · · ·
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Any notion of when "The Great Escape!" will get an update?

#289711 · 17w, 3d ago · · ·
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Well Im glad your not leaving cus I havent gotten to read much of your stuff yet or make comments and i'm sure I would miss it.

#265845 · 19w, 4d ago · · ·
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Okay, so which of your stories do I need to start with to understand what the hell is going on in "Parliament"?? Are they all connected and follow the same timeline?

I got a 12 hour shift to go to now, so I'll have to finish Parliament tomorrow.

#240735 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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Sorry, I saw your profile picture, and i've seen it before. It was in a video called fun rainbow factory on youtube

#240726 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>239665

I have no idea what that is.

#239671 · 22w, 2d ago · · ·
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Sorry, if you weren't (but glad if you were :pinkiehappy:)

#239665 · 22w, 2d ago · · ·
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You were in the Fun Rainbow Factory? :rainbowhuh:

#210335 · 25w, 11h ago · · ·
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Well, let me say this. I have been looking for eons for a good fan fiction series, and when I got directed to your page from TvTropes, I was honestly a little skeptical about the epicness of your stories. I haven't even started and I can't wait to start your mega-series with the All Good Things series. If you've been able to go this far, keep going.

#172027 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·
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You made that pic/render of Monty yet, I need him If I'm gonna draw that crossover piece.. .

#162861 · 30w, 4d ago · · ·
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What an awesome userpic. *looks at profile*

Hey, you're Australian too! :twilightsmile:

34 stories? Bloody hell...

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