The card holder

Joined April 2012
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I am of being writer of pony fiction. You be reading of stories that are write by me. Am make many tales of small horse.

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Where Story ideas are given life, Frankenstein style

  • ChamberedAfter a spell apparently does nothing, Twilight wakes up in a completely different place, with a gun, some bullets, a tape deck, headphones, and a horde of killer robots coming after her. 6,247 words ·161 views ·17 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Lost Little SnakeNaked Snake escapes from captivity in Groznyj Grad, only to find out that he's not quite in Russia anymore.6,609 words ·1,191 views ·185 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Eight Out of HellDoomguy, Duke Nukem, BJ Blazkowicz, the guy from Marathon, Chexguy, the mage from Heretic, the cleric from Hexen, and Quakeguy all stumble into Equestria. Hijinks ensue.8,659 words ·456 views ·54 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Pony Floor, or "How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dosh"A Killing Floor game unfolds in Ponyville, much to the inhabitants' horror and confusion. Also, nopony is hurt because reasons.7,687 words ·837 views ·108 likes ·6 dislikes
  • Of Ponies and PapersA portal to Equestria opens on Arstotzka's border, and you now have to deal with pony immigrants along with the usual mix.7,475 words ·1,939 views ·307 likes ·4 dislikes