The card holder

Joined April 2012
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I am of being writer of pony fiction. You be reading of stories that are write by me. Am make many tales of small horse.

Asshats like me

Where Story ideas are given life, Frankenstein style

  • When Worlds Unite UpThe Wonderful 101 decides to dispatch a group of Wonderful Ones to Equestria, hoping to secure an ally in the ongoing battle against GEATHJERK.6,601 words ·245 views ·20 likes ·1 dislikes
  • ChamberedAfter a spell apparently does nothing, Twilight wakes up in a completely different place, with a gun, some bullets, a tape deck, headphones, and a horde of killer robots coming after her. 6,247 words ·255 views ·26 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Lost Little SnakeNaked Snake escapes from captivity in Groznyj Grad, only to find out that he's not quite in Russia anymore.10,542 words ·1,802 views ·249 likes ·13 dislikes
  • Eight Out of HellDoomguy, Duke Nukem, BJ Blazkowicz, the guy from Marathon, Chexguy, the mage from Heretic, the cleric from Hexen, and Quakeguy all stumble into Equestria. Hijinks ensue.8,659 words ·712 views ·68 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Pony Floor, or "How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dosh"A Killing Floor game unfolds in Ponyville, much to the inhabitants' horror and confusion. Also, nopony is hurt because reasons.7,687 words ·1,095 views ·134 likes ·6 dislikes