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User ID: 33,063
Registered: 13th May 2012
Last Seen: 6h, 14m ago
Story views: 21,431

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff.

I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian.

I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

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The Cost Of Life

Twilight Sparkle’s own body has betrayed her. Her life hangs by a thread, and her only hope of survival is a vital organ transplant. But when the sole possible donor turns out to be a young, healthy, and honourable pony, Celestia proves just how far she is willing to go to save her student.

In the decision to trade one life for another, the most serious casualty may be everypony’s ethics.

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On The Importance Of Spelling

After a busy day celebrating princess Mi Amore Cadenza's birthday, Shining Armor and his wife take time to wind down, relax, and talk. The topic of their conversation soon moves in an unexpected direction, and the couple finds that their marriage still has surprises in store for them both.

Cover image by naroclie. Used with permission.

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Pony and Prejudice

They say that love knows no boundaries. This is the story of a pony in love. In love with a creature that, to most of ponykind, is nothing but a frightening, dangerous, deceptive, emotion-eating parasite. A creature that consumes love, and never returns it.

But what ponies say and what the truth is can be very different things. One pony makes the fateful decision to ignore the voices of society and family, and listen to the voice within...

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Dark Rituals

In a tiny, barely-known mountain village live the ponies who once worshipped Nightmare Moon. Twilight discovers that Luna is planning to visit them, but doesn't want anypony else to know. Just what is the Princess of the Night trying to hide? The more Twilight investigates, the more her suspicions grow that an ancient and evil ritual is about to take place. There is only one way to be sure: secretly follow Luna on her journey. But, as Twilight will find out, all knowledge comes with a price...

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Jump In My Cart

While heading back to Ponyville after a long day of selling apples in another town, Big Macintosh encounters a tired but attractive filly walking the same road. Being the gentlecolt he is, he offers her a ride in his apple cart. Could this be the beginning of a beautiful relationship, or is their union star-crossed from the start?

Cover image by LcPsycho. Used with permission.

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#491751 · 5d, 6h ago · · ·
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>>491173 Write it if you feel it.

(Please interpret the above statement in the most non-obscene way possible.)

#491173 · 5d, 14h ago · · ·
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Do you really think I should do it? A clop?

#465371 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·
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So, you've written two stories that I liked, that's an instant ticket into my watched list. Be warned, you're now being stalked by the most dangerous predator known to man...

A Norman.

I love your stuff, keep it up!

#457669 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>457243

A chance? Yes.

A good chance? I dunno.

Actually I had something of a trollfic as an "official sequel" which I had hoped to post on April Fool's. You can see how that went. Or, rather, how it didn't, because I couldn't even finish the 2K words it needed. :facehoof:

Don't hold your breath.

#457243 · 3w, 1d ago · · ·
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I'm curious: any chance of a Complicated Relations sequel?

#380844 · 8w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thank you for faving Old Friends!

#308455 · 15w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks so much for faving and commenting on The Sidewalks of Noo Yoke!

#291602 · 16w, 6d ago · · ·
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My messager on this site seems to lack a send button, no matter how many times I load it. Work and personal issues finally slowed down enough to start working on finishing my story up, and I can't send you what I've got. :derpyderp2: I just don't know what went wrong.

#271326 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>270761 Thanks! Imagine my surprise to log in today and find 20+ notifications. This was really, really unexpected. And, frankly, I don't think I earned it. There are lots of better stories out there than mine, which sit in obscurity.

Please don't be jealous. Your stories have been very well-received. Keep writing and you're bound to make it to... wherever it is great fanfiction writers end up. Equestria Daily? I dunno. :derpyderp2:

#270761 · 18w, 6d ago · · ·
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Congratz on the Seattle Angels feature. You're moving up in the world.

I'm jealous.:pinkiesad2:

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