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"When there is no peril in the fight, there is no glory in the triumph." -- Pierre Corneille

Talk about shit

#477716 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>477660 Wow..... That desperate for a gift, huh?

#477660 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>477609 She won't stop bothering me:ajbemused:

I woke up, (She's already at work) and calls and asks for a present

Get home from school (Still at work) calls, asks for present

Gets home from work, asks for present

Going to bed, asks for present.

#477609 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>477605 You're welcome. And oh, I'm sure she's not that bad.

#477605 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>477596 It's okay, and thanks for understanding. My mom's being a bit of a bitch for mother's day (She won't leave me alone about getting her a gift, despite the fact that I don't get paid for the chores I do at her house) and it's pissing me off.

#477596 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·
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I have no idea why I use two parenthasese.... And that whole, "the RP sped past" thing was why I instated the whole ONE COMMENT rule which was then changed to a LIMITED COMMENT rule that EVERYBODY IGNORED. I'm honestly sorry if you're not enjoying the RP right now. We'll try to fix these issues in later scenarios.

#452038 · 3w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>451863 Pinkie Pie is the third best pony, after Twilight, then Fluttershy.

Rarity is worst pony.

#451863 · 3w, 4d ago · · ·
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Pinkie Pie is totally best pony. Also thanks for the watch.

#447971 · 3w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>447404 sorry bout your mood, man.:fluttershysad:

#447404 · 4w, 1h ago · · ·
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>>446913 Yeah, yeah, fine. Just in a bit of a bad mood.

#446913 · 4w, 5h ago · · ·
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>>446872 yes, but for the story's sake it helps if you at least leave some acknowledgement by your character. Not trying to be pushy it just makes keeping track of people easier.

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Join this group · 12:48am

Because why the fuck not? Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable explanation.

The Independent Republic of Bronies

Also, if I may, how come no one ever comments on my blog posts anymore? Am I too unlikeable? If that's the case, then I'm just wasting everyone's time and I'll just stop making blog posts.

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