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:pinkiecrazy:...

:twilightblush: Well the truth is... curiosity.

:pinkiesad2: It all started when I start to see pictures of ponies everywhere (DA., Google, Youtube, etc)... even in my most... explicit websites (*cough* Rule34)...

:twilightangry2: To be honest at the beginning I thought ppl have become crazy, or gay ppl have definitely taken over the internet (I got nothing against gay ppl. I even used to have a gay friend. now lower that knife).

:unsuresweetie: *Sigh* My curiosity grew ever since... just... watching pictures of ponies in my fav websites... everyday... until...

:flutterrage: I could not take it anymore! Why are ppl obsessed with ponies any way! they are so girly!!! I honestly never like the mlp show (I was more of a care bear kid, even if I only watch the movie 'a new generation'. the most funny thing is that the only character I liked was Black Heart (kind of like Luna if you take a closer look on him) ).

:rainbowhuh: So... I began to research about it... learning of the Bronies... and more importantly the only thing that give me a slight push to give it a chance... That Mlp:Fim was made by Lauren Faust. I honestly watch all her shows, even the Ppg.

:pinkiecrazy: More curiosity... but I was afraid... my manliness was on the line to be honest...

:ajbemused: That was... till I got the balls to ask some friends of 'DA' about it (well who could have guess they were Bronies if not the pictures of their portraits). I most certainly ask them why? and if is worth taking my time to watch it?

:moustache: They only told me... Watch the first few episodes. Only then you will understand...

:trixieshiftleft: *sigh* Fine I will give it a chance...

:twilightblush: What I did is something I will never forget for the rest of my life...

:facehoof: I watch the first 2 episodes... under my bedsheets (mid night) with my zune player... with low volume even if I used headphones...

:pinkiesick: When the intro music came out... I was about to turn it off and never speak of it again... But something in the back on my head told me to give it a try... well... the story of Nightmare Moon sounds nice (I always liked the villains now that I think of since I was a kid).

:rainbowderp: In the end... I was stunned... "it can't be." I said to my self... So I watch more episodes... and well... here I am...

:moustache: Just a Bronie with his room filled with posters of metal, horror movie action figures, pokemon figures and more importantly... :twilightsheepish: Shinning Armor castle with all my ponies...

:pinkiehappy: I also have to admit that I turn into a Whovian thanks to the fandom of mlp.

:pinkiecrazy: I even buy the 6 seasons dvds of the new series of Dr.Who.

:raritydespair: But I don't know where can I get the first ones?...

Now... How did you turn into a Bronie?

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#492973 · 4d, 17h ago · · ·
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Thank you for the favorite on Gummy Pie!

#485338 · 1w, 20h ago · · ·
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Oy ey, thanks for the fav's :heart:

#426050 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave!

#422567 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·
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I must thank you for introducing me to voltaire

#421878 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thank you for the fave! I hope you'll like it, it is a third of the way done.:pinkiehappy::yay:

#394885 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>394779

:pinkiecrazy: I didn't know who you were... until I finish reading your story...

:flutterrage: its 3:36 of the morning and I could not stop reading this awesomeness!

:raritywink: F**k sleep, who needs it anyway?

:moustache: Please my good sir keep up your epic work and thanks for such awesomeness.

:pinkiecrazy: I will await eagerly for the next chapter.

#394779 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>394766 I just made a chapter today:raritydespair: What more do you want from me?!?:fluttercry:

:trollestia:

#394766 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>394765

:flutterrage: Stop thanking, more writhing!

:fluttershyouch: if you don't mind that is...

:rainbowwild: :rainbowlaugh:

#394765 · 7w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fave, good sir.:twilightsmile:

#352364 · 11w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>343292 Send me an invite and I'll be there at the Ark, saving it or abandoning it. Either way I'd play that game anytime.

Steam Acount: Boolyboo

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