Jackie Fing Weeks, the man who can't stay with one name at all! Haha!
I'm a man that given lemons I shall question life's motives and if there are none I shall rake the lemons and shove them into life's many holes
Sin does not waver with time, it only accumulates.
Official pimp for the undead, I put the fun in funeral, I put the laughter in manslaughter and I put the hot in psychotic. But I don't put the sane in insane.
Welcome, my friend! ...did you expect more?
I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.
I am the bologna with your bread, the ham in your sandwich, and your turkey on rye—deliciously sweet and offering varied simple tastes.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.