No, not some guy with his dick up a tailpipe.
I found a doc that has the stats for a large number (There are still many, many missing I think.) of shipping stories on Fimfiction and EQD.
A link for those who are interested.
Now besides telling me that this fandom will ship anything that fits (and still shipping things that don't... I'm looking at you kitchen sink), it also revealed some some interesting figures.
N.B. I'm obviously bias towards some ships over others. Take a look at the stuff I write if you don't get it. Some sarcasm may also be involved.
*Rainbow Pride Awards: highest percentage of same-sex ships
6: Rainbow Dash, 88.2%
Coming sixth in your own award? How awful. I'll get Charlie Chaplin to send you some flowers or something.
Braeburn didn't even pop up in the top 20 so I guess everyone being gay for Braeburn is a horrible, horrible lie.
Battlefleet Awards: most number of ships, total
1: Rainbow Dash, 1291
2: Twilight Sparkle, 1008
Well no surprise there, RD is shipped with everything. How does this compare to my favourite character?
13: Soarin, 180
...oh.
Battleship Awards: most popular ships
1: Applejack with Rainbow Dash (276)
Derp.
2: Twilight Sparkle with Rainbow Dash (253)
Derp.
3: Fluttershy with Rainbow Dash (242)
Derp.
I think we need some more originality with our top ships guys.
By contrast...
11: Soarin with Rainbow Dash (85)
Oh hey, at least we're beating Trixie and Twilight! You know, if it was a competition. Gosh I should really try and turn these stats around. Everyone knows that Soarin and Rainbow Dash is true master ship of ships... and if they don't, they must be stupid! Alright, lets do some maths... If I could write a good story a month (Which I can't), it would overtake the top ship in what... 201 months. Wow, that's only 16.75 years!

No, wait. Oh... And there'd still be more Applejack And Rainbow Dash stories being added... umm... Oh.
Shit.
Well scrap that, I guess that's a bit too hard to manage.
Also:
20: Spike with Twilight Sparkle (53)
Wat.
Props to whatever story there is that also managed to ship Tank and Princess Celestia. Great job. Now I have a benchmark to compare to in 'watness'
TL;DR:

Who really gives a fuck?
Plank x Tom is best pairing










Hey Killbles just to let you know Chapter 2 of Friends with benefits is done now :P xD
>>234626
No, I haven't for several reasons.
1: It's a short thing I enjoyed writing. I have no desire to continue it any further.
2: It doesn't mesh well with the continuity that I have made for 'Friends have Benefits'.
3: I don't think a prequel is really required.
Have you ever considered continuing Mr M and have it be a prequel to Friends have benefits? :D
>>232507
The episode was 'released' early.
Was good, but no Soarin.
Just stupid, sexy Spitfire.
>>231828>>231846
Wait what? The episodes out already?! It's not even Saturday.
And they didn't have Soarin?! Awwwww.
Well that totally ruined my day.
>>231828
You have no idea how disappointed I was. If he/ any other Wonderbolt was going to be in any episode it would have been that one.
And all we got was drill sergeant Spitfire.
Wonderbolt Academy, and no Soarin'.
>>199596
YourOpinionIsSuperior
>>199358
Stalking implies I'm specifically after you.
Lurking means I need to get a life and stop looking at other people's profiles on media sites.
>>199266
" I also did some lurking stalking"
"3: You're trying to stalk me. Back off, I have enough stalkers already."
Welp, looks like I'm stalker-able
...Why am I not following 'A day with friends'...