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killbles
User ID: 24,630
Registered: 6th Apr 2012
Last Seen: 12m, 15s ago
Story views: 14,996

Hey guys/ girls/ other non-organic lifeforms. Welcome to my page, check out the recent stories on the left or the apparently good stuff below.

I write all my stories in Australian/ British English (Same thing really but Australian is much cooler, no bias there at all) so to any of my American readers, I apologise for any confusion this may cause.

I also may or may not be insane be a regular, normal person.

Yeah, over 180 watchers!

Thanks to all you awesome people out there who follow, comment on and like my stories and generally put up with all the shit I throw out there. I'd raise my glass to you but I'm not holding one.

My best works

[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Rainbow Dash learns why it's good fun to get drunk at your best friend's brother's wedding. Having good company doesn't hurt either.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random]
In Canterolt for Nightmare night, Rainbow Dash runs into an interesting character while pranking.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Soarin joins the Weather Service after being discharged from the Wonderbolts. Shenanigans ensure.
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#234925 · 21w, 6d ago · · ·
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Hey Killbles just to let you know Chapter 2 of Friends with benefits is done now :P xD

#234909 · 21w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>234626

No, I haven't for several reasons.

1: It's a short thing I enjoyed writing. I have no desire to continue it any further.

2: It doesn't mesh well with the continuity that I have made for 'Friends have Benefits'.

3: I don't think a prequel is really required.

#234626 · 22w, 4m ago · · ·
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Have you ever considered continuing Mr M and have it be a prequel to Friends have benefits? :D

#233296 · 22w, 18h ago · · ·
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>>232507

The episode was 'released' early.

Was good, but no Soarin.

Just stupid, sexy Spitfire.

#232507 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>231828>>231846

Wait what? The episodes out already?! It's not even Saturday.:rainbowhuh:

And they didn't have Soarin?! Awwwww.:ajsleepy:

Well that totally ruined my day.

#231846 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>231828

You have no idea how disappointed I was. If he/ any other Wonderbolt was going to be in any episode it would have been that one.

And all we got was drill sergeant Spitfire.

#231828 · 22w, 1d ago · · ·
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Wonderbolt Academy, and no Soarin'.

#199597 · 25w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>199596

YourOpinionIsSuperior

#199596 · 25w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>199358

Stalking implies I'm specifically after you.

Lurking means I need to get a life and stop looking at other people's profiles on media sites.

#199358 · 25w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>199266

" I also did some lurking stalking"

"3: You're trying to stalk me. Back off, I have enough stalkers already."

Welp, looks like I'm stalker-able

...Why am I not following 'A day with friends'...

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Latest Stories


Friends have Issues

“Dashie, you can talk to me about anything. Problem at the academy? What is it?”

She looked him squarely in the eyes. “Soarin, I’m really not sure if this is normal… and I don’t want to sound stupid… But…”

Just because you're friends doesn't mean everything works out all fine and dandy. What happens when a unforeseen hiccup puts a new strain on Soarin and Rainbow Dash's relationship?  An old acquaintance with only the eyes for a certain blue flier enters town? An early and unexpected meeting with a certain parental figure?

Issues, that's what.

But hey, what's life without a few curve-balls every now and then?

A sequel to 'Friends have Benefits'

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A Night to Remember: Or why you should get drunk at other people's weddings.

“Okay, how about you come with me,” Soarin said hastily, not sure if he was motivated by a strange desire to save the castle’s glassware or by the chance to spend some more time with the borderline insane yet beautiful mare next to him.

“Where?” She asked, looking up from the glass she had sentenced to ‘Smashy-time.’

Rainbow Dash learns why it's good fun to get drunk at your best friend's brother's wedding. Good company doesn't hurt either.

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Sins

On the run from Vasari forces, Capitan Chezknov and his crew make an astonishing discovery - an inhabited planet far beyond the edge of explored space.

Cut off from reinforcements and unable to find their way back, the Captain reluctantly turns to the equally shocked natives for help.

Sins of a Solar Empire crossover.

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Scoot Scoot, Scootaloo

`Scootaloo hung her head glumly, her right fore-hoof absently drawing an indistinguishable pattern on the wood of her desk. Her purple eyes drifted wistfully to one of the windows. The sun was shining and a light breeze was blowing, a perfect day to be out.

But she was stuck here.

With both of her friends sick one day from school, Scootaloo has to find somepony else to hang out with. Terrible taunts, slimy spitballs and errant TV quotes ensure.

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Fight or Flight

'The problem I find with being a hero is that everyone assumes, for some reason, you like being in mortal danger.'

Plucked from his relatively safe position in the Wonderbolts, Soarin is shoved back into a position on the front lines, fighting for honour and glory in the name of Equestria. Well, at least that's what the newspapers will tell you.

Really all Soarin wants is a long and safe career, tucked safely away in some obscure unit where nothing can try to kill him. Of course, fate has a nasty sense of humour and his unwanted reputation for heroism certainly doesn't help either.

With his new regiment shipped across the seas to repel a Hrud invasion of a pony colony, Soarin, despite his best efforts, finds himself again neck deep in trouble.

Cutie Mark Vector by ~Kna on DA.

Story inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of books by Sandy Mitchell.

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No, not some guy with his dick up a tailpipe.

I found a doc that has the stats for a large number (There are still many, many missing I think.) of shipping stories on Fimfiction and EQD.

A link for those who are interested.

Now besides telling me that this fandom will ship anything that fits (and still shipping things that don't... I'm looking at you kitchen sink), it also revealed some some interesting figures.

N.B. I'm obviously bias towards some ships over others. Take a look at the stuff I write if you don't get it. Some sarcasm may also be involved.

*Rainbow Pride Awards: highest percentage of same-sex ships

6: Rainbow Dash, 88.2%

Coming sixth in your own award? How awful. I'll get Charlie Chaplin to send you some flowers or something.

Braeburn didn't even pop up in the top 20 so I guess everyone being gay for Braeburn is a horrible, horrible lie.

Battlefleet Awards: most number of ships, total

1: Rainbow Dash, 1291

2: Twilight Sparkle, 1008

Well no surprise there, RD is shipped with everything. How does this compare to my favourite character?

13: Soarin, 180

...oh.

Battleship Awards: most popular ships

1: Applejack with Rainbow Dash (276)

Derp.

2: Twilight Sparkle with Rainbow Dash (253)

Derp.

3: Fluttershy with Rainbow Dash (242)

Derp.

I think we need some more originality with our top ships guys.

By contrast...

11: Soarin with Rainbow Dash (85)

Oh hey, at least we're beating Trixie and Twilight! You know, if it was a competition. Gosh I should really try and turn these stats around. Everyone knows that Soarin and Rainbow Dash is true master ship of ships... and if they don't, they must be stupid! Alright, lets do some maths... If I could write a good story a month (Which I can't), it would overtake the top ship in what... 201 months. Wow, that's only 16.75 years!

No, wait. Oh... And there'd still be more Applejack And Rainbow Dash stories being added... umm... Oh.

Shit.

Well scrap that, I guess that's a bit too hard to manage.

Also:

20: Spike with Twilight Sparkle (53)

Wat.

Props to whatever story there is that also managed to ship Tank and Princess Celestia. Great job. Now I have a benchmark to compare to in 'watness'

TL;DR:

Who really gives a fuck?

Plank x Tom is best pairing

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