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japaneseteeth http://japanese-teeth.tumblr.com/
User ID: 32,519
Registered: 10th May 2012
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Graduate student from the USA who enjoys writing.  Prefers reading and writing original flavor fics that stick with the show's characters and tone.  Has a weird sense of humor. Isn't quite sure how he manages to find time to do it between school, work, attempting to get back into shape, and learning to draw.  (My attempts at art can be found on my DeviantArt page).

Handles stress roughly as well as Twilight does (hence the profile pic)

Other miscellaneous information:

Best Pony: Twilight, followed by Rarity.

Favorite Episode (Season 1): "A Dog and Pony Show"   The Diamond Dogs are some of my favorite characters, and this episode is what bumped Rarity up to the #2 spot on my best pony list.

Favorite Episode (Season 2): "Lesson Zero".  I totally sympathized with Twilight; I was just starting Graduate School when the episode aired, and I basically thought "Hey, that's how I feel!" Probably my favorite episode of the show.

Most Underrated Episode (Season 1): "Look Before You Sleep".  1. I've always been a sucker for character based episodes that just put the cast in a room and let them bounce off each other. 2. The dynamic between AJ and Rarity basically turned me into a Rarijack fan.

Most Underrated Episode (Season 2): "Sisterhooves Social". I love the character writing in this episode, and it proves that the series can still have an amazing episode without Best Pony in it.

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Twilight Sparkle is General of Fort Book and must defend it at all costs! A story of filly Twilight
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Twilight Sparkle attempts to go to bed.
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Pinkie's sisters unleash a powerful enemy that is determined to make all of Equestria identical.
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What if Discord's magic preyed on everypony's strengths instead of their flaws? Hilarity, arguments, and a dangerous breakdown or two, naturally.
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Chapter 18 update · 12:24am

Just finished the first draft of chapter 18 today.  It definitely needs a few rounds of editing though, so I don't know how long it'll be before I have it up.  Especially because there's some rather important stuff in this chapter that I really really want to feel natural, because if it doesn't other stuff I have planned is going to be in trouble.   It's on the way, though.  

Also, why Fluttershy is a model:

Dat Plot

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A Delicate Balance

What happens when you realize that your feelings for one of your friends aren't quite the same as your feelings for the rest of them?  Do you just prefer some friends for others, or is it a sign of something deeper? What do you do with those feelings?  Hide them?  Admit them?  And how will the rest of your friends react when they find out?

Twilight is going to have to do her best to find the answers, because they're anything but obvious.

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Yes, this is a story about romance, but I'm trying to use it to explore the relationships between the characters and see how they'd really react if romantic feelings ever did crop up, and how such a development would impact the cast as a whole.  This isn't a cutesy fluff story, despite what the cover image might look like. :p

Now with a TvTropes page!

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Performers and Portrayers

Cheerilee has decided to educate her class in the art of Theatre by having them put on a play about the Discord's defeat at the hooves of the Elements of Harmony.  It goes about as well as one would expect.


"Cast in this unlikely role

Ill-equipped to act

With insufficient tact"

-- Rush, "Limelight"

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Caelum Contortum: Snarled Stories

Twilight sets out to investigate and astronomical anomaly and finds herself sent to another world: the world of Mahou Sensei Negima.  It isn't long before other ponies, (and other characters from other continuities) begin to show up.  Thrown together in an unfamiliar setting, everyone must pool their resources to figure out what's going on.

This is basically my first attempt at a Mega Crossover, so this is kinda experimental.  It helps to be familiar with Negima (due to Mahora being the primary setting), but I'm trying to write all the other characters so that you don't need to be familiar with the source material.

The franchises that have characters present so far:

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (obviously)

Mahou Sensei Negima

Chuck

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

Others will be added later.

EDIT: Currently on hiatus because I have too many projects going at once, and this was always bottom priority anyway.  I may upload the other chapters I have so far, but I'm not writing any new ones at the moment.

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Pinkie Bulks Up

Pinkie longs to meet Mosh Whiplash, the only pony who parties harder than she does.  Unfortunately, he prefers ponies of the plumper persuasion, and unless she can overcome her own metabolism, she won't even get to see him again.  Can she put on the necessary weight before he leaves town?

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Yeah, this is one of my weirder stories.  I did on request from a forum buddy of mine, and figured I'd use the opportunity to experiment with the style and with writing a type of story I don't usually do.  It could probably stand to go through a couple more revisions, but I don't think it's too bad in it's current form.

There's nothing blatantly sexual in here, but the whole "getting fat to impress somepony" thing is bound to weird some people out, so I'm bumping the rating up to teen just to be on the safe side.

Also, the song Mosh is singing is Andrew WK's "Party Hard".  Given that Andrew WK is basically Pinkie Pie in human form (seriously, look at his twitter) it seemed fitting.

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Lyra's Lousy Day

Lyra explains the unfortunate series of events that drove her to cry when the parasprite devoured her pie.  Very minor shipping elements, with Bon Bon, obviously.  It was inevitable.

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#370464 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>370116 Working on the latest A Delicate Balance chapter.  Normally it would be going faster, but I'm also working on my master's thesis.  :pinkiecrazy:

#370116 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>370112 Not much, just planning out the outlines of Arsenal of Harmony, and the details of the upcoming chapter. And hanging around in #fimfiction. You?

#370112 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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#370097 · 9w, 5d ago · · ·
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Hey, this is the Rambler from TV Tropes, just saying hi.

#361023 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·
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Your profile picture is terrifying... :ajbemused:

#349808 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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:raritywink:

#349784 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349779 I think I'm in love

I am quite impressed, many points are scored

#349779 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349768  If I write a story about the party cannon, I could call it Artillery.

#349768 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349765

*waits patiently for chapters called "The Pulley" "Easter Wings" and such*

Only you identify with my love of the MEtaphysical poets, even if only a wee bit.

#349765 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349686  I dunno.  I have a couple ideas of what I want to do next. You'll just have to wait and see.:rainbowwild:

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