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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln


Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Jan
21st
2015

You find out that one of your close friends and favorite authors on the site... is also one of your favorite clop authors.

Seriously, this has happened to me, like, five times in the past year! And no, I will not tell you who. If they post under an alt, it's usually for a good reason. But for realzies, clop alts... clop alts er'rywhere...








inb4 Short Skirts and Explosions is Device Heretic, AKA Biological Orthodoxy.

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#574 · 3d, 51m ago · · ·

>>1625477

You're a metalhead, and I needed an insider perspective.  Though, then again, that's a pretty complete answer.

#572 · 3d, 20h ago · · ·

I wanna ask you what you think about this but that makes me wanna ask you what you think about this so of course I have to ask you what you think about this (all inspired by this, of course).

WHEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DEEDLY DUM DUM

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