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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Jul
8th
2016

Horsecon Day One · 5:50pm

Panel went great! Pretty decent turnout for first panel of the con. Gonna be in Quills and Sofas for most of the day. Come find me and say hi!

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#755 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2250574

While MacDash is, indeed, the One True Pairing, there's no rule against liking other ships, as well. SpikeDash is kinda cute alternative to Sparity, and some days, when the full moon glows and the west wind blows, I kinda ship it.

#752 · 2w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

You're not an asshole, so we're friends now.

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