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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


#GetSpoopy · 1:01pm

It's that time again! Knife hands from beyond.

Thanks to Magello for the spooptacular avatar. Don't worry, the Drill Pony will return in November.

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#698 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

Thank you for the Fav on My preening Husband, it really means a lot to me. Hope you enjoy my other works. :twilightsmile:

Also thank you for your service. *gives Shining Armor salute*

#696 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

You do not know how many times I have watched this.

#695 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·


No... No, that's not true! It's impossible!!!

You can never have too much shipping! :pinkiecrazy:

#694 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·


No, I am your father.

I'm glad you like my stuff. :twilightsmile:

I seem to be addicted to writing shipping...

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