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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


Okay, so I was watching the new Kids React video, which was Kids React To MMPR. First off, fuck you, you little shits! You don't know what the fuck you're talking about! I'll fucking fuck you all in your little fucking eye sockets, you keep dissing my Power Rangers!!

But more importantly, it made me realize that I don't think I have ever seen a Power Rangers crossover! Why?! We can have twenty-goddamn Halo crossovers, but not one for the single greatest kids show of all time?! Someone needs to write this! Hell, I even got is cast for you! Firstly, it can't be the Mane Six, because it specifically calls for "Five teenagers with attitude." So, we go with a fic set in the near future, and we cast:

Apple Bloom as the Red Ranger, because she's the leader.

Sweetie Belle as the Pink Ranger, because she's the prissy one.

Scootaloo as the Black Ranger, because she's the cool, hip one.

Featherweight as the Blue Ranger, because he's the skinny, nerdy one.

Pipsqueak as the Yellow Ranger, because he's the obligatory foreign one.

Babs Seed as the Green Ranger, because she starts as a villain, but is saved by the Rangers and turns into a good guy.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon as Bulk and Skull, because they're one-dimensional and annoying.

Twilight Sparkle as Zordon, because she's the wise leader who detects threats and gives sage advice.

Spike as Alpha Five, because while he's kind of annoying, he's a valued and oft-forgotten member of the team.

King Sombra as Lord Zed, because he's got a gravely voice and wants to rule the world.

It practically writes itself, people!! I would write it, but I fail at even writing reviews for FOB Equestria these days. My writing mojo may be all tapped, but dammit if I can't still come up with ideas. Someone write this. NOW!!!

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#553 · 1w, 13h ago · · ·


1: Yes ma'am!

2: Depends. Tell me what you want done, and I'll put it into consideration. PM is preferred.

#552 · 1w, 13h ago · · ·


1. Don't call me sir. I work for a living.

2. You taking requests?

#551 · 1w, 13h ago · · ·

>>1554974 You tell me si-(snirk...) Sir yes sir!

#550 · 1w, 13h ago · · ·


It's Christmas. Deal with it, dopey. :derpytongue2:

And what kind of "duty?"

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