Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handle public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Oct
23rd
2014

Hey, all you smexy peoples! I'm gonna be at Nightmare Nights Dallas this weekend!

If you're there, come say hello! I'll be the dude with Pinkie Pie on his shoulder and wearing a denim vest!

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#1474703 · 4d, 7h ago · · ·

Have you been getting my PMs?

#1449230 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

Yeah, not gonna lie... not liking this avatar as much as your old one.

#1419598 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1419522

Lol, nope :rainbowlaugh:

But Hi anyways :derpytongue2:

#1419522 · 4w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1411818 Hi! Not who you were expecting, eh? :trollestia:

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