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SPIKE IS A F*^$ING DOG?!?!?! · 1:59am
Now, look y'all, I'm not the type to be all doom and gloom. I tend to always look at the bright side of things. When Twilicorn went down, I was upbeat. I thought they would handle it well, and I think they did, but this... it just feels so... so forced and hollow. Hasbro needs to understand what made FiM so unique was that it bucked a LOT of trends in child programming. It shunned stereotypes and cliche's, or at least handled them well. This just seems to throw ALL those cliches against the wall! The obvious love interest(Oh, you bumped into me, now I find you attractive and I love you), the seemingly forced jokes like Twilight eating an apple without her hands(we're supposed to believe that the scientist can't figure out hands?) the incredibly generic pop music(seriously, that sounded like half the bubblegum-pop crap I played at AFN), the art style which is so similar to pretty much every tween-aimed show.
Look, I get it. Hasbro is a company first and foremost. Their obligation is to their shareholders. Capitalism is boss, I know this. But by doing this, they are openly acknowledging it. FiM is brilliant because it keeps that "little girl shtick" but is clever enough to enrapture the older audience. This is a transparent money grab. None of the passion for quality that went into FiM seems to be in place here.
Lastly, no, I am not condemning it wholesale. In all honesty... I'm probably going to go see it, and I'll probably wear my Applejack t-shirt when I do, along with my .45 in my waistband. Just in case, you know? In keeping with the values this brilliant show has tried to teach me, I'm giving the benefit of the doubt.
All I am saying is things are not looking good at the moment.
So, what do you think?
AND I WILL FIND AND FUCKING MURDER THE SON OF A BITCH WHO DECIDED TO MAKE SPIKE A FUCKING DOG!! What, he couldn't be her little brother or something?!
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>>503969
For the sake of us all, let us hope not...
May all of your greatest perversions become reality.
Thanks for taking the risk of adding a story with a title like "Human Shining Armor Gets Twilight Sparkle Pregnant" to your favorites!
>>493199
And to be honest...
I've been waiting for your message.
Knew it was coming! I do the same, thanking people for faving my story, but all the same, thank you for taking the time to leave a note. That's what I love about fan fiction; I get to feel like I'm connected with the authors I respect, not just read from a distance. 
Hey Sergeant, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!
>>473203
Proof, Sargent!
Don't make me do push ups please. I suck at push ups.
Hey Man! Any Idea when were going to be seeing Agent Bentgrass again?
He was badass.
LOL
You so silly.
I don't think I could get through boot camp. I would get into to much trouble for smiling cause I can't hide emotions to save my ass, literally in that case.
just got back from the field and saw you in the react video....yea u gotta step it up. ur lookin soft there. I don't know how the army does it but ur not even a ghostie and id still giggle at you. :) but all ball busting aside it was an interesting video. im on multiple military brony pages but don't know how to get more involved like with the videos. I don't deploy again for about another 7 months or so, so I got time to get a little more involved. Oh and I read the nightmare night one of nyx. not bad. gonna start on the nyx family next unless you have another recomendation
>>473203
Yes, Sergent Major! Working on it, Sergent Major! Been beating my head rewriting two scenes and and an attack of writer's block, Sergent Major!
Kinda wish someone would come online with me for a one on one, Sergent Major... hint, hint.