Jake The Army Guy

Joined December 2011
706 followers
10,261 story views
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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handle public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Aug
22nd
2014

Jumping on a bandwagon? Maybe, but it's a bandwagon going to a damn good cause.

Yeah, I paid it anyway. Like I said, it's a good cause.

Obs? Geeves? Dusky? Your move...

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Comments

#1419598 · 1d, 5h ago · · ·

>>1419522

Lol, nope :rainbowlaugh:

But Hi anyways :derpytongue2:

#1419522 · 1d, 7h ago · · ·

>>1411818 Hi! Not who you were expecting, eh? :trollestia:

#1416671 · 2d, 18h ago · · ·

interesting stories keep them up...

#1411818 · 5d, 1h ago · · ·

Hi there!

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