Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handle public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Oct
28th
2014

#shipping · 11:35pm

This is probably older than dirt, but I don't care.

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#508 · 2d, 16h ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave! Tell me what ya think when its done!:twilightsmile:

#507 · 3d, 50m ago · · ·

What's your favourite part about your job?

And if you say "Pay Day" I'll smack you with a mackerel.

#506 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Have you been getting my PMs?

#504 · 3w, 3d ago · · ·

Yeah, not gonna lie... not liking this avatar as much as your old one.

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