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Jake The Army Guy

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


RIP Leonard Nimoy · 6:19pm

So, yeah, no adorable Applejack today, guys. I just heard that Leonard Nimoy died. I won't wax poetic too much, but suffice to say I am a huge Trek fan, and this just killed my good mood.

Live Long and Prosper, Leonard. Thank you for all the good memories and amazing hours of entertainment. We appreciated you more than words can convey.

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#595 · 2d, 10h ago · 1 · ·


Innit, though?!

#594 · 2d, 11h ago · · ·

Just started watching this. It's awesome so far.

#593 · 4d, 33s ago · 1 · ·

So would this happen to be you on Nightline? Not sure if someone's asked already, but if not, I'm pretty sure you meet those qualifications.

Edit: After watching the video below me, I'm assuming the answer is yes. :facehoof:

#592 · 4d, 1m ago · · ·

>>1684847 How about doing to ISIS what the Crystal Heart did to Sombra?

Now there's something I could get behind!  

Oooo... and we also need a DBZ battle with Putin.

#591 · 4d, 8h ago · 1 · ·

They were talking about you on The Soup too! That whole "Do to ISIS what Twilight Sparkle did to Nightmare Moon..." line really killed me! :twilightsmile:

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