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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


Howdy, folks! No adorable Applejack today, because I'm on my work computer and government networks don't trust Derpiborru for some strange reason. But enough about that! Are you excited for Bronycon? I know I am! They released their schedule today, and holy crap, my panel is the very first panel of the con!

How to Media: Dealing with Media at Conventions

Bronies are always in the news, and we want it to be good news! Public Affairs specialist Jake The Army Guy will teach tips and tricks to make yourself look good on camera and tell the brony story in a fun, engaging manner.

Location: Hall of the Planets

Track: Generic Event

Start Time: 7/8/2016 11:00 am

End Time: 7/8/2016 12:00 pm

Oh, sure, there are three other panels, but the only other one of any merit is a photograph session with Tabitha St. Germaine. Am I saying I can compete with one of the VAs? You bet your ass I am! So if you're one of the lucky ones that get to go to Bronycon—and not a plebe like Professor Plum, who isn't going because of a silly thing like money...—head over to my panel directly after Opening Ceremonies. Or you can actually skip Opening Ceremonies, since they're usually cringe and boring.

What? It's true. Did you see the one where they had the "Skype call" between Octavia and Vinyl? Come on, y'all. We're better than that.

Anywho, can't wait to see y'all there! Stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!

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