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Jake The Army Guy


Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln


Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Apr
25th
2015

So, yeah, new ep was hilarious, but even while watching, I can already hear the cries of OoC for Dash, how she wasn't punished, and how "Ugh, this season is just the worst!!!"

FFS, people, shut the fuck up and enjoy the cute ponies.

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#626 · 1d, 21h ago · · ·

Seen your name floating here and there, sug. You seem nice.

#624 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1769377

Yeah, I saw. Sent them an email, haven't heard back. Meh

And holy shit, you're still around?! I miss you!!!

#623 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·

Thought you might want to know- if you haven't heard about the story thefts, Under a Luminous Sky is on the list.

#622 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1767014

Great! I hope you enjoy them!

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Stories You Need To Read or You Fail At Life

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My Stuff(if you care to read)

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  • Finding Your Place Spike is no longer the chubby baby dragon he was, and he no longer has to go through his hundred-year wyrm sleep. But as he and Twilight move back to Canterlot, Spike finds that his new larger body means the end of his old life. by Jake The Army Guy 84,727 words · 3,516 views · 356 likes · 16 dislikes
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