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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Nov
27th
2016

Get Festive, Yo · 3:15am

Howdy howdy, folks! First and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:

Hoodies automatically add a +5 modifier to pony cuteness.

It's that time of year again. Santa hat it up, in honor of one of the best authors this fandom ever produced. The Descendant truly is one of the nicest people I ever met at a convention, and his stories reflect his inner spirit and optimism. Wherever he may be, may he be blessed.

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It has arrived...

Comment posted by Illumipony deleted at 9:48am on the 19th of November, 2016
#764 · 11w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2296278

If you ever forget what city you're playing in, say, "Thank you, Detroit!" There's a 75% chance you're right.

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