Jake The Army Guy

Joined December 2011
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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist by trade, but I'm currently serving a tour of duty as a Drill Sergeant. When I'm not using the Royal Canterlot Voice on Privates, I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


Jumping on a bandwagon? Maybe, but it's a bandwagon going to a damn good cause.

Yeah, I paid it anyway. Like I said, it's a good cause.

Obs? Geeves? Dusky? Your move...

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#1378731 · 16h, 44m ago · · ·

I forgot to say thanks for following me and I'm glad you like my stories. I enjoy your work, as well as your youtube reviews. Ciao! :twilightsmile:

#1376243 · 1d, 19h ago · · ·

>>1376240 Sheffield barracks, Hawaii. ^^ How long you been in/in for?

#1376240 · 1d, 19h ago · · ·


Currently at Fort Myer, VA.

#1376233 · 1d, 19h ago · · ·

I'm in the US Army,

Sweet, same here! Where are you posted? I'm a combat med... ^^

#1375698 · 1d, 22h ago · · ·


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