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Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision

Pilate

Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica

Aug
31st
2015

Run, try to hide, overwhelmed, by this complex delirium.

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#695 · 5d, 15h ago · · ·

>>1951102

No... No, that's not true! It's impossible!!!

You can never have too much shipping! :pinkiecrazy:

#694 · 5d, 16h ago · · ·

>>1950882

No, I am your father.

I'm glad you like my stuff. :twilightsmile:

I seem to be addicted to writing shipping...

#693 · 5d, 22h ago · · ·

>>1950497

You killed my father. Prepare to die...

Nah, you just write cute shipping really well! Read Last Words  yesterday then realized you wrote that Sparity story about them being fake married that I really enjoyed. Checked your catalogue and I like your work. :twilightsmile:

#692 · 6d, 8h ago · · ·

Hey, thanks for the follow :pinkiehappy:

What'd I do, if you don't mind me asking?

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