Jake The Army Guy

Joined December 2011
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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abrahamn Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist by trade, but I'm currently serving a tour of duty as a Drill Sergeant. When I'm not using the Royal Canterlot Voice on Privates, I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


Now, no one else ever follow me.

But for real, thank you all. I'm still stunned so many people deem my inane ramblings to be worthy of attention.

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#1350529 · 2d, 22h ago · · ·

Holy shit, I wasn't following you? Problem solved. *click*

#1337260 · 1w, 2d ago · · ·

Somehow I wasn't following you! :pinkiegasp: Rectified! :pinkiehappy:

Anyway, I found a guy on DeviantArt who draws some pretty incredible military ponies.

Have a great day! :twilightsmile:

#1333769 · 1w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Welcome welcome welcome! A fine welcome to you!

Welcome welcome welcome! I say, how do you do?

Welcome welcome welcome to a choice you won't regret!

Welcome welcome welcome to FIMFiction.net!


Thanks for following me, Jake The Army Guy!:yay:

I really appreciate it and I hope my stories continue to entertain you in some way. :twilightsmile:

Thanks for taking a chance on my blog post.:raritywink:

#1329898 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

Thanks for your comment. You think you could be my beta reader by any chance?

#1325227 · 1w, 6d ago · · ·

singing a song, they sang along,

(From your blog post.)

"Not just a song we sing along when things go wrong."

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