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Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Who the Hell is THIS Guy?

Heya, folks! I'm Jake The Army Guy! I call myself that because my name is Jake, I'm in the US Army, and... well, I think you can figure out the rest. :ajsmug:

I'm a Public Affairs Broadcast Journalist, meaning I make radio and TV news for the Army, in addition to handling public relations. I like to play drums, video games, and occasionally write about ponies. I also do fan fiction reviews and a bunch of other stuff for FOB Equestria, Home of the Military Brony, and mod a few groups over on Facebook. Ain't I interesting?

Flame Fuel(shamelessly ripped off from Bad_Seed_72):

Politics: Independent Conservative

Religion: Christian Universalist

Best Character: Spike

Best Pony: Applejack

Best filly: Babs Seed

Preferred Ships: MacDash, SoarinJack, SweetieSpike

People Who Make Me Not Suck:

Golden Vision


Piquo Pie

I also do pre-reading/editing for people who I feel need it/ask me nicely. By all means, drop me a line if you want my advice, but I may be too busy.

Random Shite:

Favorite Movie: Die Hard

Favorite TV Show: Doctor Who

Favorite Video Game: Resident Evil 4

Favorite Band: Metallica


Dedicated to, how I'm killing you

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#711 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

You ignoring meh? :applecry:

#710 · 1w, 4d ago · · ·

I just looked at your bio and I was like ''holy shit, bill and ted''. You have my utmost respect.

#709 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

Right when I thought I could not respect General Patton anymore, I find out he went and made his own sword! I feel like their would have been Chuck Norris like jokes about Patton from the men under him.

"One time a Nazi sniper shot at General Patton. The Old Man caught it with his teeth and spat it back at the sniper. Along the way he destroyed four Nazi tanks, two battalions of Nazi soldiers, five planes, and put the bullet right down the barrel of the snipers rifle."

Have a good day brother!

#708 · 2w, 3d ago · · ·

Hats off to you and all soldiers. :rainbowdetermined2:

#707 · 3w, 2d ago · · ·

I think this song means a lot to people like you and me right now, going through so rough times. I know your not the biggest Disturbed fan, but I think you will enjoy the song.

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