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User ID: 14,210
Registered: 16th Feb 2012
Last Seen: 4h, 35m ago
Story views: 58,804

My name is InsertAuthorHere, and...well, I write pony fics. I've been a fan of the show since early-mid-2011, and been writing for almost as long. I'm not the fastest author, but I do my best. I hope you all find something to enjoy.

I also have a blog here that's taken on a life of its own, it seems. I've also started a new blog here, so if the look of Fimfiction bothers you, please feel free to take a look:

IAH's Blog of Pony Stuff

...What have I become? :fluttershysad:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/pgalloway18

Assortment of Blog Posts!

Current Blog Schedule

April 1: Newborn Cuties: So Many Ways to Play

April 3: Thoughts on the Pets

April 6: Thoughts on the Antagonists: Trixie (Updated for Season 3)

April 8: Let's Watch the Other Hub Shows (Non-Original Programs)

April 10: Technology and the Ponies

April 13: Humans in Equestria: What Does and Doesn't Work

April 15: Thoughts on the Antagonists: Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon

April 17: Comics Review: Micro-Series #3 (Rarity)

April 20: Advice on Making a Good Villain

April 22: Thoughts on the Supporting Characters: Spike (Updated for Season 3)

April 24: Comics Review: Issue #6

April 27: After-Birthday Surprise

April 29: Points of View: Using Narrative Styles

Five Strange (But Good) Fics

[Comedy] [Random] [Human]
No one parties like GASTON!
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[Comedy] [Random]
A fellow pony points out a spacefaring race inside Princess Luna's Mane. Luna is not happy.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Human]
Zangief Spinning Piledrives some poor bastard into Equestria, and now the Gief must get home.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Human]
Prince Adam, the diva that he is, finds himself in Equestria, and saves the day. WOOOH!
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[Tragedy] [Comedy] [Random]
Twilight can't find her pillow
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The Best of Celestia

[Comedy] [Slice of Life]

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[Slice of Life]
Celestia's Day Off
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[Adventure]
Celestia and Luna were born as earth pony foals in a dangerous world. They must rise from nothing to become the princess we know, upsetting chiefs, gods, and the very forces of nature in the balance.
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[Comedy]
A thousand years is a long time to go without a good, stiff drink
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random]
A chaotic event gives Princess Celestia a fresh take on her life.
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Well, time to use this blog for something other than ponies again. God, I'm pathetic.

Today, Capcom released Dungeons and Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara, a compilation of their two D&D themed beat-em-ups, Tower of Doom and Shadows over Mystara. (And also the only home release outside of Japan, which got a Saturn-exclusive subpar port.) Both games have you assuming control of one of four (or six, in the case of Shadows) characters, forming a party of one to four, and then walking from left to right, beating the crap out of every kobold, gnoll, goblin, ghoul, and manticore you run across. Sounds pretty typical, right?

Well, here's the thing. These games are some of the absolute deepest beat-em-ups ever devised. In addition to the usual button-mashing combinations and health-draining super attacks, you also have a large assortment of weapons, spells and special moves at your disposal. Each of the characters plays differently from the others, and are all very well balanced and realized. And probably coolest of all, the game lets you make choices about how to proceed, such as deciding between pursuing one group of monsters who just attacked a caravan or another group that's headed towards a town. Obviously, none of these radically alter the story, but different events can play out that net you better items or special equipment. You even level up as you complete chapters, netting you more health while also making your characters stronger, increasing your number of spells, etc.

Both games have aged surprisingly well, both because of how unique they still are and simply because they're a lot of fun. And it's a pretty good port, done in the same style as Capcom's other recent HD titles. I guess what I'm saying is...buy this. It's worth the $15, and is available on XBox Live Arcade, PSN, the Wii U E-Shop, and Steam.

Also, my PSN account is "bigpgalloway". If you don't mind me dooming the party, then I'm game.

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Latest Stories


Eye of the Hurricane

Part of RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse.

Raindrops has always had a problem with her anger, and despite her strong self-control, she sometimes can't help but lose it. Unfortunately, her latest explosion has not only gotten her suspended from her job, but also ordered to attend anger management. When she finds an alternative procedure, however, she's suddenly all smiles and giggles. Can her friends figure out what's happened and bring her back to normal? And more importantly, will Raindrops even want that to begin with?

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Waning Moon

Sequel to My Little Alicorn and Bringing Up Blueblood.

It has been almost a year since Luna first uncovered the Arcanus E Draconus and used its dark powers to turn her sister into a filly. Since then, she has become more popular than ever, to the point where the Filly Scouts have invited her to officiate their Jamboree, which is being held in Ponyville this year. At the same time, Celestia wishes to reach closure with the infernal tome, as well as escape from her own growing concerns over her future in Equestria.

Little does Luna know that another force is in Ponyville, looking for revenge. And it might just settle for vengeance by proximity...

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A Chance Encounter (Continued)

Resubmitted and continued with permission from Hendy853, as discussed in this thread.

Part of RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse.

After months spent in the care of Corona, the Tyrant Sun, Spike has had enough. He strikes out on his own, leaving the insane alicorn and his friend Zecora behind. But it doesn't take long for Spike to encounter somepony new, a unicorn pony on the run from the law who seems to have a few screws loose...

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Of Hearts and Hooves

Part of RainbowDoubleDash's Lunaverse's Hearts-and-Hooves Day collab.

Lyra and Bon-Bon love each other. That's obvious to anypony just walking down the street. But today, on the most romantic day in Equestria, something terrible has happened. And if they missed such an important holiday, what else could this possibly mean for them? Is their romance over? Is there any way to salvage what love remains?

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And That's Terrible

The nefarious supervillain Lex Luthor has escaped to Equestria, and has even found a way to combine Kryptonite and magic to build the ultimate Superman-killing weapon. Before Superman can arrive to meet his maker, however, he realizes he hasn't had anything to eat in a while. And those cakes look awfully delicious...

Little does he know that Equestria has its own solar-powered protector, and she doesn't like it when you steal her dessert...

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Comments

#544486 · 5d, 23h ago · · ·
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Review My Brave Unicorn Believing is Magic by Dakari-King Mykan

#527068 · 2w, 20h ago · · ·
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Did you see that Waning Moon hit #2 on the top rated list?:pinkiehappy:

edit: Now #1

#483149 · 5w, 1d ago · · ·
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>About the Equestria Girls Trailer...

As one brony once put it...

If it was made by the same people who made MLP: FIM I will be glad to jump into the pool...

That's full of bees...

Killer bees...

And I am allergic to bees...

#480390 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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Gotta say, I thought your last pic of Celestia in the box worked much better with your name.

Dangerously- Danger Beans

#445750 · 8w, 14h ago · 1 · 1 ·
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>>425139

What happened? I know IAH was having a bad day at the time, but what happened? Sorry that I'm being ignorant, but I just don't know what went wrong and I would like to know.:fluttershysad:

#426311 · 9w, 3d ago · 1 · 4 ·
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I'm still looking around to see why you think you've "ruined everything."

I don't see what you're getting at yet...I guess I'll keep searching, but at the moment everything looks fine...

:twilightsmile:

#425732 · 9w, 4d ago · · ·
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IAH, please tell us what happened. Maybe some of us can help you feel happier.:fluttershysad:

#425139 · 9w, 4d ago · 2 · ·
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I tell you buddy, stay away from overtly negative comment area. I spent like five minutes checking out comments on EQD and I was just APPALLED at the level of negativity in those comments. Just stay away from them for a while and you should feel noticeably better in a few days!

It won't solve all your problems but it'll be at least that much less to worry about.

CR
#420682 · 9w, 6d ago · 4 · ·
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Please don't stop loving what you love. By this time next year I could be eating my own words..but don't hold me to that.

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