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User ID: 2,020
Registered: 13th Oct 2011
Last Seen: 7h, 41m ago
Story views: 21,957

My real list of favorites...

...can be found in this blog.  I'll keep it up to date as events warrant.

There are any number of culprits I could blame for not having written anything of late (aside from the barely-up-to-FIMFiction-standards 'In Which A Pony Gets Diabetes'). I could blame online roleplaying, webcomics, a lack of inspiration, issues with my RL energy, The Binding of Isaac, and so on and so forth. But instead I'm going to blame a number.

3,060,386.

That's how many words of stories on this site I have bookmarked to read later.

That does not include stories I'm following (12 unread chapters at this point, with 30 notifications, some of which no doubt are notifying me of new stories by my favorite authors). That also does not count any words added to those stories after I bookmarked them.

Over three million words of stories that I deem at least interesting enough to look at later.

Thing is, I'm not sure there's going to be a later. That number has been going up, not down, of late.

What I'm trying to say is, there is a lot of at least decent ponyfic out there, and instead of pining for me to write more of something or other, maybe you should go and enjoy some writing by authors who actually seem to be able to write prolifically, not just competently. Not that I'm going to say you can't compliment me or anything, but... wow.

Three million.

That's a big number.

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In Which A Pony Gets Diabetes

She's done her very best to avoid this day—diet, exercise, medication—but she can't avoid it any longer: she needs to start taking insulin. Luckily her friend is there to help her. A repudiation of 'diabetes ruins everything forever' stories.

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Worlds Beyond

The alien probe that crash-landed in Fluttershy's yard contained plans for a spacecraft and directions to the sender's home planet.  The ponies of Equestria eagerly accepted the invitation.  But the galaxy is a dangerous place, and darker than they know...

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Special Friends

Twilight Sparkle never thought it would happen to her, but since coming to Ponyville she's made five fast friends.  Now she's ready to take those relationships to the next level... but are they?

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The Pantheon of Harmony

Twilight Sparkle and her friends lived long, happy, and distinguished lives.  Now, reunited in death, they learn the true nature of Equestria and the lands beyond and must face a task greater than any other: becoming gods to a new world.

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The Monster Mash

Each of the chapters of this fic is an independent story featuring one of the Mane Six having an encounter with the supernatural.  They are presented as one story because of their common theme.  The stories are:

Fluttershy: The Curse of the Night When Angel falls sick, Fluttershy ventures into the Everfree Forest at night to find a remedy.  Though she faces danger, she escapes... but not unchanged.

Rarity: Blood and Water You know the story.  Rarity gets seduced by a creature of the night, and her friends don't realize what's happening until it's too late.  They find the vampire who turned her and destroy him.  But then what happens?

Rainbow Dash: The Big Battle Discord's defeat didn't erase every trace of his influence on Equestria.  Fortunately, hard-working ponies are already gathering the remnants of his power into Manehattan for easy disposal.  What could possibly go wrong?

Pinkie Pie: Gallows Humor Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's premiere prankster, is dead.  So why haven't the pranks stopped?

Applejack: One of the Herd Applejack may be in charge of Ponyville's biggest farming community, but that doesn't mean she can't take a break now and then.  Besides, tonight's meteor shower should be even better than last night's...

Twilight Sparkle: The Case of Wild Clover the Warder It's a boring day in Canterlot, and Twilight Sparkle has time to kill.  Maybe picking up an old lot of books will brighten her mood.

Feedback and error-spotting welcome!

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#364198 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks a bunch for the watch!

#271030 · 18w, 5d ago · · ·
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Waddle Dee is best pony.

#230305 · 22w, 5d ago · · ·
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Following because of avatar.

#88221 · 41w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thanks so much for the Fave of Fever Dreams!:twilightsmile:

#82943 · 42w, 4d ago · · ·
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I love the video:pinkiehappy:

#81139 · 42w, 6d ago · · ·
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Thank ya kindly for tracking What's in a Name! If you have a moment, please rate and comment.

#79380 · 43w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks for faving "Rites of Ascension"! :twilightsmile:

#72049 · 44w, 3d ago · 1 · ·
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Are you planning on continuing pantheon? I have some ideas for it if you want.

#61752 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·
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Y U NO CONTINUE PHANTEON OF HARMONY D:

#56379 · 47w, 3d ago · · ·
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Thank you kindly for the fave and the watch!

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