First, a little context. Patrick Lagacé, a french-canadian journalist, recently learned that Montreal's police forces were spying on him to obtain the identity of some of his informers.

The french-canadian equivalent to The Onion published a 'news' in answer to the scandal, titled

Thousands pictures of ponies found on Lagacé's cell.

Some translated pearls:

Philippe Pichet, director of the SPVM, was profoundly troubled by those pictures.

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