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User ID: 8,857
Registered: 14th Jan 2012
Last Seen: 6m, 46s ago
Story views: 17,500

I am no one.

Applejack is best pony. It’s narrow odds between her and Pinkie Pie, but she’s still ahead by 63.7% of a nose.

The official title for my writing style is “adverb salad”.

I’m in a quest to cover every kind of fic. Covered thusfar: Clop, gore/grimdark (ongoing), ship, troll/random, comedy, sad (as distinct from grimdark), romantic comedy (ongoing). Upcoming, maybe, is crossover. If you came here from one of my non-adult-only stories you enjoyed, consider enabling adult content to peruse my story list. Or don’t.

Apparently I also edit sometimes. I’m finding I actually enjoy that more than I ought to. I’m a cruel editor, but invariably improve what I edit. If I favorite your story and you think you need an editor, consider requesting my services. (Sorry, I just don’t have the time). I edit for Gold and Rated PonyStar.

Making this a blog post is the only way I can think of to make this clear to readers, so sorry for the spam.

Chapter 5 is not the end of AJA! What the heck, people! Is ending with the beginning of a relationship so common in this fandom that I can begin one and everyone jumps ship? Even with half the characters in awkward, unfortunate positions? This is merely a development, not the terminus. Not sure what else I can say without spoiling anything, but suffice it to say that I’m not going to leave the story with the main conflict unresolved…

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Applejack Anonymous

She’s the loyalest of friends and most dependable of ponies; how could anypony not fall in love with Applejack? In fact, so much of the town has found themselves under her seductive spell, they’ve formed a secret society to help each other cope with their unbridled lust. Operating in seclusion, this group has been an unseen staple of Ponyville. Surely, though, nothing good can come of the mare herself discovering the existence of Applejack Anonymous.

Cover pic by the inimitable Mr. Snowpony.

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The Only Gay Pony

Fluttershy has a secret. A secret she’s carried with her since fillyhood and never told anypony.

Fluttershy likes… mares. She likes mares in the way that mares are supposed to like stallions. None of the other mares like mares!

Is she weird? Is she broken? Is it curable? She’s lived with these feelings for so long, she doesn’t even know if she could live without them.

But maybe Twilight can help her. Or maybe… maybe Twilight can “help” her?

A cometragedy/tragecomedy one shot about the only gay pony that ever there was.

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Rainbow Dash's Worst Pick-Up Line

Rainbow Dash comes up with a new pick-up line, but it doesn't seem to be landing.

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Echoes

“What a foolish way to die.” Perhaps sometimes opportunity is truly the guise of tragedy. Or perhaps there is no such order, and tragedy is merely the progeny of carelessness. When a hero is lost unexpectedly, her friends must deal with the consequences of their negligence.

Cover image by mysticalpha, used with permission. Thanks to Gold for pre-reading and all my loyal and semi-loyal readers of other stories for keeping me writing.

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Lost in Her Eyes

Rainbow finds herself in love with another mare, but is unable to confess her feelings. When, prodded on by a certain impetuous pink pony, she reveals them accidentally, she's sure she's lost both friendship and love. Circumstances conspire to keep the two going, until ... well, I guess we'll just have to find out!

Yup, it's another Appledash shipping. 'cuz Appledash shippings are the best. Clop-free, gore-free (yes, I have both a clopfic and a gorefic in my story list as well).

As an added quirk to keep things interesting, every chapter will start with this trite, hackneyed phrase: "She was lost again. Lost in those deep, green eyes." As is true with everyone, I've stolen lots of ideas from here and there and hopefully formed them, along with the stray original thought or two, into a story as I'd like to tell it.

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#388577 · 8w, 4d ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav

#344142 · 12w, 4d ago · · ·
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I have recently read a fan fiction of yours and would like it if you could possibly edit a story of mine once I write one.

~Epic Fluttershy.

If you can that would be great! :yay: [YAY!]

#313151 · 15w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>312683

Tuesdays are nice, but Bon Bon's my ride and she always seems to be out on Tuesdays… :derpytongue2:

#312683 · 15w, 3d ago · · ·
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Hello sir, I have made a conclusion that we both agree on the fact that Applejack is indeed the best pony!

Therefore I propose an idea of starting a group where we gather in every tuesday and confess our love for Applejack! :ajsmug:

#251795 · 21w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>251095

Here it is if you want to listen to it: [link]

#251095 · 21w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>250390

:rainbowkiss: I love it!

Of course you can use the tune on YouTube if you'd like. Consider it to be under the Creative Commons BY-NC license.

I may have got to this late, but it certainly made my day-after-Christmas :twilightsmile:

#250390 · 21w, 2d ago · · ·
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Hi, Clavier. Is it alright with you if I post Pinkie's Lullaby from Lost in Her Eyes onto Youtube? I'll credit you and link back to the story.

Also, I needed a visual element to make the video so I made you fanart. I hope you like it: [link]

Overall, I just wanted to do something for somebody today. You just happened to be the one I chose.

Merry Christmas!

#6740 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>6739

I know, how you seen ponibooru?

Pinkie keeps poping up.

On one picture, that was a picture of pinkie appearing on an image of pinkie appearing, I had 3 pinkies appear.

It's scary.

Good day.:moustache:

#6739 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>6735

There are ponies in our interwebs, my friend.

Ponies. In our interwebs.

#6735 · 59w, 4d ago · · ·
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I am both scared and confused by the site you own.

Good day.:moustache:

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