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User ID: 9,715
Registered: 20th Jan 2012
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They say that talking to yourself is a sign of madness, which is weird because that is when I tend to do my best work. If this is madness then sanity is certainly over-rated.

I'm a writer without purpose, a man without a pause and a rebel without a cause. I suppose the best way I could describe myself is like the skin of an orange wrapped around a grenade; boring on the surface but rather explosive beneath it all.

After much deliberation I've decided to put Wild Card on hiatus until my end of year exams are over. I really hate to have to do this but if I want to get into university (which I do) then I need to really focus. Hopefully, once the exam period is over, I'll be able to get back into writing smoothly and with plenty of fresh ideas. I apologize profusely for those of you who might be eagerly looking forward to the finale to Wild Card and I'll promise here and now that I will finish this story. Too many times in my life I've given up on something only to regret it later and I'm not going to let that happen here.

I'll be back sometime after 12/6 (6/12 for Americans I think) and I should have plenty of time for slaving over a hot keyboard and writing as I'll be done with college by then.

So, until we meet again,

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#494605 · 2d, 19h ago · · ·
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Hey, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!:twilightsmile:

#490344 · 4d, 10h ago · · ·
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Hello! Thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites, please keep your arms, hooves, and legs inside the cart at all times! In case of an emergency, your seat may (supposedly) be used as a flotation device! ENJOY THE RIDE! :trollestia:

#476479 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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How dare you write awesome things and then go on the shortest hiatus ever.

I hope something mildly inconvenient and annoying happens to you.

Edit: I'm sorry, perhaps I was being too rough. Can you ever forgive me?

#411846 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>411720 Sunny old England. Now that's something I never though of reading.

#411720 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>411405

Yup, I'm from the dirty North of sunny old England. Glad you enjoyed my story :pinkiehappy:

#411405 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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Heya. I came here afetr reading all 47 chapters of Wild card in 2 days to tell you it's one of the best HiE I have ever written. Also to pose you a question.... are you British or something?

#408982 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>282348

HALP

This box is dark... :fluttershyouch:

#376676 · 9w, 1d ago · · ·
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Thanks on the fave! :twilightsmile:

Hope I don't dissappoint! :twilightsheepish:

#361991 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·
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I see you.:pinkiecrazy:

#296392 · 16w, 2d ago · · ·
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Just wanted to say thanks for the favorite on, Judgement is Magic

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