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I am only partially a lazy butt.

I'm almost finished with my last semester in college, and it's been a pain in the neck let me tell you. But lately all my writing energy has been funneled into large essays for final projects and such that have nothing whatsoever to do with ponies.

I've been submitting to Thirty Minute Ponies--where I also mod-- every once in a blue moon, but none of my longer term projects have been able to be continued because I just don't have the energy for it at the moment.

I intend to finish Dissertations after I graduate in May, as well as funnel some energy into some other couple chapter long works such as a genderbent, cross-dimensional piece that I'm excited for.

So, in closing, I just wanted to take a moment to say that I am only partially a lazy butt, and I am sorry for anyone who is angry at me for not finishing what I started yet.

Stay cool, friends.

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The Omniship Omnibus

Yes yes, another story collection. I have a problem, I know.

Contained within this collection are works centered around the shipping of all the Mane Six together. Because love is the most powerful magic of all. And they're so in love, don't even play.

Most of these stories have been written over the course of about a year for prompts from the Thirty Minute Ponies blog, and they're not in order of when they were written so the quality of the writing might bounce around a bit. If they were written for a prompt, the prompt number and the prompt itself will be in the Author's Notes.

Rock on, little shippers.

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A Selection of Sappy, Sweet, and Sometimes Somber Short Stories and Snapshots

I write a lot of Twilight and Pinkie stories, and sometimes they are just too short to stand alone. In the interest of me and of Twinkie this anthology was born.

Kicked off by "Alliteration" this compilation features mostly romantic snapshots of everyone's favorite duo: Twilight and Pinkie. How exactly can the party pony and the scholar make any sense out of a relationship? Or maybe they'll find that not making sense is half the fun.

Rated Teen for occasional sensuality. The Cover image was drawn for me by the wonderful Donny's Boy you should go check his stuff out if you haven't already.

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Hasty Hearts

This collection is for the use of short stories that I have written for prompts of the Thirty Minute Ponies Tumblr. Sometimes they fall beneath the word limit, but I apparently type with the speed of an adrenalin-addled rabbit so they will more often sit at about the thousand word mark.

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Dissertation of Affections

Twilight has a hypothesis that she's willing to test, and Pinkie has treats she's willing to deliver.

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I guess I should mention here, before the story, that this will not turn into a clopfic. I Pinkie Promise. Let the burrito assuage your fears and just enjoy the Twinkie's sweetness.

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Equestria's Messiah

Inspired by Bronyvids' PMV "This is War."

When Princess Celestia introduces a new regime that leads to destroyed lives and talk of uprising, all of Equestria questions whether their monarch has descended into madness. And the question on everypony's mind is, "Where is the Element of Magic?"

What do you mean I can't try my hoof at something serious?

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#56231 · 47w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>56125

...Awwwwwwwwww. :rainbowkiss:

SOCUTEH.

#55855 · 48w, 1h ago · · ·
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WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR NAME BRO? :duck:

#40971 · 50w, 5d ago · · ·
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If you could take the time to answer some questions, I'd be very grateful. Take a look at my blog, please!

#13547 · 56w, 6d ago · · ·
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>>13532

:pinkiehappy: Yes! These are wonderful!

That would be amazing! Such a good song. I wish that I had any video editing skills at all; there are so many good PMVs just waiting to be made.

Take your time. I'm pretty lucky anyone is willing to review- much less read- my stuff so I'm willing to be patient. Plus, I've been terrible at updating anything lately since I've gotten busy with final projects and such. I feel bad for anyone who is waiting for me to get my butt in gear. :twilightblush:

#13532 · 57w, 21m ago · · ·
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I come bearing presents for you!

PMV: "Sugar Rush"

PMV: "Stardust"

PMV: "If I Could Just"

Also, I have decided that there MUST be a TwiPie video made set to Train's "Meet Virginia." Must! My video-making skills are total crap, but I just might have to make it so.

p.s. I owe you so many reviews for "Dissertation," and I am so far behind, and I SUCK. I'm sorry. Come poke me with a stick or something if I haven't left the reviews by sometime next week.

#11369 · 57w, 5d ago · · ·
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My favorite from day one WAS pinkie-dash because they are both free spirits and if anypony could handle Pinkie's idiosyncrasies, it would be Rainbow.

However, after giving myself a challenge in making an Applepie fic i really fell in love with that pairing. Applejack the practical pony, and Pinkie the crazy free spirit. I think anyone who lives their lives in a practical manner wants, or needs a crazy influence in their life.

I also enjoy Twipie for the reasons outlined above, it's the practical and serious versus the craziness that leads to minor conflicts and gaffs that make most relationships interesting.

#9171 · 58w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>9002

Awesome! Sounds like a good time. :)

#9002 · 58w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>8984

I don't watch MLP:FiM often, but when I do, it's to gather shipping material.

Thanks for the notification, bro. :twilightsmile: I'll YouTube it right now. Also, writing a new story now, crossover Pirates of the Caribbean. TwiPie influence... when I finish, you should check it out.

#8984 · 58w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>8928

Good afternoon!

Seen the new episode yet? Plenty of material to work with there. :pinkiehappy:

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