Hydra word puns... · 3:07pm

Found an old comment of mine which was amusing (and still is)... I should gather a bunch more of these and try to write a completely idiotic story around 'hydraculture' as a completely idiotic Mel Brooks-style parody:  "How to Train Your Hydra".

Hydraphobic = Fear of hydras

Hydraponics = The cultivation of hydras.

Hydraphone = Hydra telephone

Hydradynamic = A very active hydra

Hydraplaning = Flying hydras

Hydrastatic = Hydras that cling to clothing that's just come out of the dryer

Di-hydragen Monoxide = A dangerous, corrosive, super-solvent composed of two hydras and one oxygen.  Almost as bad as DHMO itself.

Many ponies will be eaten alive... and I will laugh.  :pinkiecrazy:

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#300 · 3d, 20h ago · · ·


Sounds like a plan! :pinkiehappy:

#299 · 3d, 21h ago · · ·

>>2051409 If I don't, I shall be sure to shred it mercilessly!  :pinkiecrazy:

#298 · 5d, 23h ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on Desert Spice! I hope you enjoy it.

#297 · 6d, 15h ago · · ·

>>2050334 I have transposed indifferently the diapirism metaphorically composing my convoluted cranium's cogitations..

(In other words, Alondro's head is really cluttered with weird stuff and he flipped the whole contents upside down so all the weirdness came out!)

#296 · 1w, 2h ago · · ·


Your importance is invalidated upon your preference of lucidity?

If that would make more sense, I would agree with the first part of that sentence.

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