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User ID: 7,024
Registered: 27th Dec 2011
Last Seen: 31m, 9s ago
Story views: 547

I am called by many names:  Alondro, Charles, Charline de Lyon, Elambeth, Lord Charlesletron the All-Powerful.  But here you may also call be Helix and Bunsen, my scientist ponies.  One insane, one not, yet both in pain.  You must climb the steps of Mount Sileah on Vulcan so both may find... wait, whut?  Oh, that page is from another script.. (shuffles papers)  Ah, here we are.  (reads)  Good lord... this is LONG!  No way in hell I'm typing all this crap!

Alondro's bio abridged:  biologist, geek, Whovian, nerd, gardener, egghead, semi-otaku, square, animation fan, fledgling writer (who is humbled by many of the works he sees here and shamed at his meager scriblings), and now mega-brony.  Also, future dictator of the multiverse and shaper of all realities.  (If you're gonna have delusions of grandeur, why sell yourself short?)  :pinkiecrazy:

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What I said up there.  That's be 4 in the room total.  I'll have the room, as mentioned in earlier blog, from Thursday night to Monday afternoon.  With 4 people, it's only about $140 per person to cover it (cost-effectiveness is magic!).

I would maybe be willing to squeeze in two if somepony needs crash space for a couple nights, since we're all basically just going to be using the room to shower and sleep between the times spent running franctically to events and the dealer's room.

I tend to sleep on the floor because it's cooler, as I get very hot in summers (very high metabolism... like a blast furnace.)

So anyway, definitely 1, maybe 2 spots still open.

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Discord and The Doctor

My first submission, and a warm-up tale after over a year without writing.  You might call this an epilogue to a longer story I have in mind (but may never get to!).  

After Discord's 3rd defeat, the evil draconequus is locked in stone once more, and lusts for revenge.  However, a certain brown Earth pony stallion decided it's about time somepony put an end to that on a more permanent basis.

The Discord in my ideas tends to be more to the sadistic side when he's a total villain, more like what you'd expect from a being that enjoys the abject misery of his victims.  So, yeah, he REALLY deserves this.  ;3

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#505698 · 5h, 58m ago · · ·
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>>505673>>  Even a really awesome author describes it in a way that is vaguely nonsensical.

Not to mention given by a drunken demon to a slightly more intoxicated angel.

#505673 · 6h, 18m ago · · ·
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>>504641  No one does for certain, which is why I find it so disingenuous those who claim it must be horrible.  How do they know when they only have their tiny lives to live?  It sounds more to me like "The Fox and the Grapes":  they don't believe they can have it, so they convince themselves they don't want it.  I am not given to such self-delusions.  I prefer to bask in delusions of grandeur!  They're much more fun!  :trollestia:

#504641 · 23h, 57m ago · · ·
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"Memory is the great deceiver. Perhaps there are some individuals whose memories act like tape recordings, daily records of their lives complete in every detail, but I am not one of them. My memory is a patchwork of occurrences, of discontinuous events roughly sewn together: The parts I remember, I remember precisely, whilst other sections seem to have vanished completely."

Neil Gaiman, Murder Mysteries

I recall you making a comment about your memory in comparison to others somewhere. I believe you said there might be people whose memories fade gradually into obscurity, while you typically either fully remember or fully forget.

Neil Gaiman is awesome. So is Terry Pratchett, and when they work together, that's just Good Omens.

D'you know what eternity is? I mean, d'you?

#502411 · 2d, 7h ago · · ·
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>>501441

Heh, I look forward to hearing your opinion on it when ya get the chance, Al!:twilightsheepish:

#501441 · 2d, 23h ago · · 1 ·
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>>500838 I haven't read it yet!  I just fav'd it to make sure I read it.

If it displeases me, I shall be quite merciless.  

I am 300% evil, you know (and about 4% incontinent)  :trollestia:

#500838 · 3d, 4h ago · · ·
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Hey Al, ya know what the best part writing Children of a Lesser Dragon God Boy Whelp Thingy Guy is? Getting to come and thank all the great folks like you who Faved it!:twilightsmile:

#487021 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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>>486998 I haven't read it yet, but the concept promises quite a bit of hilarity.  It looks like it will be a fun read.  

#487019 · 1w, 1d ago · 1 · 1 ·
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>>479172 Fear me, for I have no fear.  And there is a very good reason for that.  

I have no reason to fear.

#486998 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·
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Hey there, Thanks for adding Discord Writes a Ship Fic to your favorites!

#479172 · 1w, 5d ago · 3 · ·
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After seeing your comments on several good stories... I have decided to inspect your profile.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

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