Behold! The magical taco king has arrived!

My headcanon Twilight is OP - LIKE SHE SHOULD BE

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

On and off.

Whenever someone ask me if my glass is half full or half empty, I always tell them "Neither, where the hell is my refill?"

What sense is there in making fun.

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

I don't do much here.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

He who overcomes shall inherit all things.

Like a neglected and dejected pup, I roam. Also known as Swimmingly "Herr Direktor" Choppingston.

A musician and actor with a computer science degree. More of a performer than a writer IRL, but I've been known to set pen to paper (or letters/notes to disk) on occasion.

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

The man, the 'stache, the legend.

Forget not that I am a derp.

- No Bio Possible -

HOLY SHIT THE LAST TIME I WAS ON HERE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME CHANGE MY FREAKING BIO!!!!!!!!!!! anyways I am a big classic lit fan, I like fifa/battlefield 1. ps- don't forget to have a good time :)

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Don't eat me, please... I could story too if anypony wanted...

Fate fell short

I read more than what I draw and draw more than what I write.

Much bio. Very wow.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

My Name is David Shydale, i'm not really the best of writers but im here to share my Ideas and Stories for ya'll

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies

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