The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.
Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).
I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.
There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)
"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3
I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.
Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter
Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!
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Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.
A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!
I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.