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ihaveofficiallyretired


Aug
7th
2013

An apology and some announcements. · 3:37am Aug 7th, 2013

So, according to my blog, it's been almost six months since I've done anything on this site. I kinda feel like...bad about this. I started a story, then abandoned it and haven't written anything since. I don't like people who do this, and yet here I am, writing this blog and admitting to doing just that. Admittedly, I did have some problems here and there (like a failed motherboard), but realistically speaking, I have no excuses. I have had my new laptop since May. I'm a bad brony.

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Feb
19th
2013

It's about freaking time! · 5:51am Feb 19th, 2013

Well, I've finally managed to do it. I just submitted the first chapter to "Doctor(s) Whooves" for approval. Don't know when it will get approved, maybe after anyone sees this, who knows. Sadly it's not my best work, but considering I've been unable to properly write anything since the last chapter of The Griffon War (and if you go back and look you'll see that that was back in like...November), so I'm pretty pleased with myself at the moment. Totally feel free to rip me to shreds. I need

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Jan
10th
2013

Celestia's beard, it's certainly been a while! · 3:35am Jan 10th, 2013

Oh, hi! I don't actually know if anypony is gonna see this, but here it is. I've definitely been away for quite some time, left with little opportunity to write. Hell, I'm sooooooooo far behind in a lot of the stories I've been following here. Anyway, I feel like I have quite a few things to say.

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Oct
26th
2012

What? You mean October's almost over? · 4:16am Oct 26th, 2012

Oh jeez. Where have I been? That's right. I've been here. In West Virginia. Sitting in front of my computer screen or in a practice room. Boy howdy, I haven't written anything in almost a month either. I do want to get back to it....eventually. So......yeah. Also, I've tailored myself a Final Fantasy I Black Mage costume and entered a fiction writing contest. I may decide later to share with you the story I wrote (it deals with time travel and white masks). Aside from that, life has

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Sep
23rd
2012

Random Post · 3:34am Sep 23rd, 2012

I don't really know what I'm even doing this post for.

1. I am kind of writing Chapter 5. But I'm also trying to learn an infinitely growing amount of miscellaneous pieces of music for my lessons.

2. Star Trek: The Next Generation is seriously the best shit ever. I can't stop watching it since I realized it's ALL on Netflix.

3. I realized that the Klingons operate similarly to how I had imagined the griffons.

4. I make really stupid faces when I play tuba. Evidence below.

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Sep
17th
2012

And finally a new chapter. · 5:02pm Sep 17th, 2012

Alrighty folks, I have finally finished Chapter 4. It is kinda short and is feels like a filler (anime people know what I mean). Still though, I think it will manage. Chapter 5 is what I really wanted to get to, but Ch. 4 kinda felt like it needed to go first. Oh well. Let's see how this goes.

Keep calm and canter on.
-Brian

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Sep
15th
2012

And I have scrapped Chapter 4. · 5:05am Sep 15th, 2012

Eeyup. I really didn't like how things happened in Chapter 4, so I deleted it and am starting over. Sorry.

Keep calm and canter on.
-Brian

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Sep
14th
2012

Update · 4:01am Sep 14th, 2012

Hey all. Just a few quick things:

-Chapter 4 is well in development and should be done tomorrow, if not before I go to bed tonight. It's pretty full of dialogue so far, so I'm sorry in advance if that throws you into a fit of uncontrollable rage

-If you haven't read my other fics, I would recommend doing so. One of the characters from one of my other two stories is going to show up in Chapter 5 and I don't want you guys to go all crazy about it.

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Sep
11th
2012

Okay, I promise I am trying to write Chapter 4 · 2:52am Sep 11th, 2012

Holy hell. It feels like all I do anymore is practice my instrument(s) or work on music theory. Mostly theory. My theory teacher is kind of a dick, and the amount of tedious, brain-numbing, repetitive work is completely ridiculous. One of these days I will actually finish the chapter. Until then, I am going to get back to work determining these hundred or so intervals. Oh hey, I turn the page AND THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING HUNDRED OR SO. Goddamn, I hate this class. Whatever, rant over.

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Sep
5th
2012

Procrastinating much? · 1:48am Sep 5th, 2012

Well, I find myself procrastinating more than usual. I open MS Word, look at it for a second, then decide to watch Smosh videos or listen to music while I paint Slenderman instead of writing Chapter 4. I am sorry. I just haven't been inspired to write. However, I did just start working on it and should be done within a few days. That is, of course, assuming that I have time to work on it now that I feel like it. Ugh.

Keep calm and canter on.
-BrianSlenderman

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