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A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

I write horsewords for RGRE

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Hi, welcome to my corner of fimfiction! When not enduring my slavery, I like to scribble, sometimes with words, and sometimes with pictures. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

No.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

My Element is Honesty. My Sin is Envy.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

No minute is Best Minute

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Tired always.

Amateur fanfic writer and reader. Sometimes I get dreams, dreams of ponies, and wish that someone would write a story based off them. So why not me?

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

We are already dead.

Scraping my way up

I write things. Pony things are among the things I write.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous