Without a doubt, the greatest invention mankind ever developed is; indoor plumbing
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.
Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...
Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.
"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula
Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?
A Dreamwalker, hoping to share the stories he keeps.
I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.