Just this Scottish Gryphon, y'know?

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

The man without a plan.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

The magic comedy hoers.

I'm just a guy who loves to write.

"The road ahead is not easy, but neither is it impossible to travel. Run, Twilight Sparkle. Run."- Wolokai KuRR

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

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